This is what happens when a person tries to make an M-80 and it goes off while they are holding it. He also suffered shrapnel wounds to his body. He lost his job, his hand and his freedom (he is currently serving time in prison for this offense) because he thought that he could make his own explosives without getting hurt.
So it's a crime to hurt yourself? Cop: Judge, I caught this person with an injury, a SELF INFLICTED injury!
Crowd: *gasp*
Judge: 1 year is the minimum and 10 years it the max, I sentence you to 4 years in prison.
Injured guy: Noooo!
i had one of those little firecrackers go off in my hand while i was trying to throw it...felt like my whole hand was hit with a hammer...no real damage though
Comments to Team Fireworks fuckup 2
Didn't your mother ever tell you what happens to people who play with their winkies?
They have loads of fun.
they have sticky bedsheets .....
God kills an Emo...
all of the above....
He failed to read the instructionsâ¦.âdo not hold in handâ.
He probably fails to read.
When you hold your hand over the hole in your cock while masturbating, this happens.
Only if ur Chuck Norris
or with chuck norris?
Chuck Norris will die an old and forgotten old man.
This fad is dead as it is.
^Agreed.
on the downside that's gotta hurt. on the upside, jerking off using that gooey mess must be INCREDIBLE...
It's called, "the slippery palm" (that's right, I just named it.)
id try it.. but id guess you could only do it once...
super, get you ass to iraq, man!
why are you still here? :P
You weren't loved enough to get the e-mail vic.
:(
haw haw
well atleast he can still flip people off... oh and hitchhike... what more could you need a hand for?
So it's a crime to hurt yourself? Cop: Judge, I caught this person with an injury, a SELF INFLICTED injury!
Crowd: *gasp*
Judge: 1 year is the minimum and 10 years it the max, I sentence you to 4 years in prison.
Injured guy: Noooo!
MS-crowd: meh.. not that funny..
I shook my head and flipped off the screen
1,2,3,4,5,6 stumps?!
give me 5 gone bad
looks fake...his digits look like theyre all still there..so what the hell is all the goop?,..it looks like yummy chicken wing sauce
i had one of those little firecrackers go off in my hand while i was trying to throw it...felt like my whole hand was hit with a hammer...no real damage though
Was it one of those chicken wing sauce fireworks?
if it was i would have eaten my hand
Delicious
hehe
anyway, how would an m-80 grenade *not* blow your whole hand(and more) off!?
i suppose it's a good thing women don't have to depend on their hands to get aroused.
You use your feet?
no, they use men.
damn! i though you said "around", delilah..
hmm still sortof applies, though.
Oh my Gawd, my nub!
could have been worse....he could have been picking his nose at the same time.........BOOM HEADSHOT!