No mako, rank has a toilet that sprays a stream of high pressure water up his cornhole to clean out his colon and rid him of all the jizz so he can get ready for round two with peniscrave. Bidet's are just for regular cleaning purpose.
Hey crack this picture is kind of wierd for you huh? Well let me explain it for you. This is what shit looks like when its not smeared all over your cock.
Why do you always have to butt your faggy ass into every fucking post I make when Im fucking with someone else? Shouldn't you be tending to your anal warts you contracted from analrave? I hear wal-mart has a Christmas special on anal creme, better waddle your crusty legion filled ass down there before you miss it.
I think your thinking about the special they are having on Asstro glyde gay man ass lube. Ill pick you some up mako said you used the last little bit on his starfish last night.
darkdickslide, not that its any of your fucking business, but this arsefark fellow has been trying to get up my ass all night. He's like lemmywinks, but 10 x's more persistent. I fear he's trying to leech on to me with his homo grammatical dumb assery.And no thats not what I do to hank you ingnorant bitch, its what he attempts to do to me.Man, every mother fucker on here that tries shit with me must have just cluster fucked each other with their stupidity.
It's not a bidet per se, Mako. It's a toilet with a sprayer built into the seat. It has a bidet function which I assume is at a different angle. I only use the ass spray function. (There is a little butt symbol on the button) You can make the spray move back and forth, control water temperature, water pressure, etc... The seat is heated in the winter. It's a very good toilet.
There are quite a few of these high tech toilets in Japan. There are also quite a few low tech squat toilets in Japan. One makes it a point to remember which stores have good facilities and which don't for those out of the house shitting occasions.
I tried one of those high tech toilets when I was in the airport in Tokyo. The seat heater was hot enough I broke out into a sweat, and the butt sprayer was set to the highest pressure which was more like an enema than a wash down.
All in all, I'd say it was a pretty enjoyable experience.
I should get one of those toilets and install it in the guest bathroom... Just imagine the confused screams when people hit those buttons for the first time.
Heated toilet seats are a nice touch, if they're adjustable. It's amazing how warm the seats in a couple of my cars get...you really cant use the highest setting.
Japanese houses don't have central heating. They only heat the rooms they are usingat any particular time with electric or kerosene space heaters. Consequently, the bathroom gets pretty cold and a warm seat is much appreciated.
I went to london..they dont seem to like water in their shitters,so no chance of floaters..i bet all of limeyland would float if we could make a big enough LOO
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It's like a submarine
i see corn.
look it has a friend
you need to use more t.p. dude
I like the Scott moist wipes.
you gotta use the wipes, man
lather rinse and repeat. always repeat.
If you've never used baby wipes, you don't know what you're missing.
i like "Rough N Scratchy"...
that'll teach ya to poo in my toilet!
use my dick
The toilet in my house has a water spray for your ass built in.
i see urklebot has been doing it the way terrence howard likes it.
Did skulk just offer his dick for people to wipe their arses on? Or did he say he wipes his own arse with his dick?
Your house has a bidet, Hank? I'm not a big fan of the wipes myself.
No mako, rank has a toilet that sprays a stream of high pressure water up his cornhole to clean out his colon and rid him of all the jizz so he can get ready for round two with peniscrave. Bidet's are just for regular cleaning purpose.
Hey crack this picture is kind of wierd for you huh? Well let me explain it for you. This is what shit looks like when its not smeared all over your cock.
Why do you always have to butt your faggy ass into every fucking post I make when Im fucking with someone else? Shouldn't you be tending to your anal warts you contracted from analrave? I hear wal-mart has a Christmas special on anal creme, better waddle your crusty legion filled ass down there before you miss it.
I think your thinking about the special they are having on Asstro glyde gay man ass lube. Ill pick you some up mako said you used the last little bit on his starfish last night.
Are you bitching about someone insulting you whenever you post? Isn't that what you do to hank? You fucking moron.
Asaclark, go fuck with someone of your own iq level. You're just some noob that no one can stand.
darkdickslide, not that its any of your fucking business, but this arsefark fellow has been trying to get up my ass all night. He's like lemmywinks, but 10 x's more persistent. I fear he's trying to leech on to me with his homo grammatical dumb assery.And no thats not what I do to hank you ingnorant bitch, its what he attempts to do to me.Man, every mother fucker on here that tries shit with me must have just cluster fucked each other with their stupidity.
I sit on the grass and drag it for 10 or 20 ft. ,ass is clean ( watched my dog do it on the carpet, works quite well) .
Cracka , yeah it is everyone else, it is just a conspiracy to make you look like a complete ass sucking douche ,don't worry bud I on your side .a
It's not a bidet per se, Mako. It's a toilet with a sprayer built into the seat. It has a bidet function which I assume is at a different angle. I only use the ass spray function. (There is a little butt symbol on the button) You can make the spray move back and forth, control water temperature, water pressure, etc... The seat is heated in the winter. It's a very good toilet.
There are quite a few of these high tech toilets in Japan. There are also quite a few low tech squat toilets in Japan. One makes it a point to remember which stores have good facilities and which don't for those out of the house shitting occasions.
"I fear he's trying to leech on to me with his homo grammatical dumb assery"
How the fuck could someone 'leech' off of a nobody like you?
I tried one of those high tech toilets when I was in the airport in Tokyo. The seat heater was hot enough I broke out into a sweat, and the butt sprayer was set to the highest pressure which was more like an enema than a wash down.
All in all, I'd say it was a pretty enjoyable experience.
I should get one of those toilets and install it in the guest bathroom... Just imagine the confused screams when people hit those buttons for the first time.
Heated toilet seats are a nice touch, if they're adjustable. It's amazing how warm the seats in a couple of my cars get...you really cant use the highest setting.
Japanese houses don't have central heating. They only heat the rooms they are usingat any particular time with electric or kerosene space heaters. Consequently, the bathroom gets pretty cold and a warm seat is much appreciated.
I really don't want to imagine how the sign was placed...
Verrrrrry carefully.
He placed it before he took the shit...
With his teeth.
A photo of Hank Chinaman.
That's hilarious.
This guy's comments are always a fucking scream.
I screamed.
We all scream for ice cream.
I was screamed.
You misspelled reamed.
hi hanky. Reaming is for irish.
That's one straight turd. Am I the only one who never gets floaters? My shits always sink to the bottom unless it's diarrhea.
I like to make little rafts for my poo.
Yeah, shit sinks when it is loaded down with cum.
That is indicative of a low fat diet. Higher fat content and your turds will float.
I bet most American turds are close to impossible to flush.
Mine fucking float right out of the bowl. The mother-in-law has to knock them off the ceiling with a broom.
You might want to see a doctor about that, Hank. Mine sink like the titanic.
Too much fat in your diet, Hank.
Man, always learning new stuff at MS.
I am not a total fuckhead..so i will give it up to you Hank..that was funny..finally
I went to london..they dont seem to like water in their shitters,so no chance of floaters..i bet all of limeyland would float if we could make a big enough LOO
Folding ftw.
This reminds me of when we were deep in the Nam blah blah blah,...talk talk talk,...yadda yadda yadda......
Shut up McCain!
boring, if i want to watch turds i can do it all day at ratemypoo.com
Or you could look in the mirror.
I accept your challenge!
???
Challenge was to place it back IN the human.
take note graciebaby
not going to happen
if you don't submit a mucho tagged picture of your excrement you are gay
if irish submits a pic of his shit with a sign that says "i (heart) graciebaby" ...then will you do it?
your obsession regarding my faeces is a little worrying, nasty dik
that's what she said
I'll do that.
Dik, we haven't seen a picture of your excrement here. Oh wait... Never mind, you submitted a pic of Stan.
Mr Hanky the Christmas poo
But it's missing the hat and the.. shudder.. audio.
it probally was jillian's shit?? hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha