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Techno Viking

again I think the Krauts just may have the japs beat on weirdness.

Techno Viking

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Comments to Techno Viking

  • Pennywise
    Pennywise 2007-10-11T05:02:53Z says:

    Look at his slave boy get him that water without even making eye contact.
    Go Fuckparade!

    • FrancisDollarhyde
      FrancisDollarhyde 2007-10-11T15:30:10Z says:

      That is Yak. The one with the blue hair.

    • Asphalt
      Asphalt 2007-10-11T16:44:12Z says:

      I was waiting for the technoviking to accidentally knock someone out while he was flailin around

    • shoekalocka
      shoekalocka 2007-10-11T19:56:30Z says:

      if only....

    • zxcv
      zxcv 2007-10-12T02:06:49Z says:

      This is bad ass, like a music video or something.

  • shawn2007
    shawn2007 2007-10-11T05:16:53Z says:

    german gay pride parade?

    • SpankysQuest
      SpankysQuest 2007-10-11T05:51:57Z says:

      in the words of FOX News: "It's European, so I choose not to understand it."

    • RedSun0033
      RedSun0033 2007-10-11T07:39:59Z says:

      This looks like some kind of rave.

    • Rollo_Tomasi
      Rollo_Tomasi 2007-10-11T08:20:27Z says:

      It was an answer to the Love Parade. It was called the Fuck Parade. A kind of antiparade. Or so I've been told.

    • leper-chaun
      leper-chaun 2007-10-11T15:05:07Z says:

      thats the attitude!

    • FrancisDollarhyde
      FrancisDollarhyde 2007-10-11T15:35:06Z says:

      What in the fuck? I would walk straight up to the techo viking and knock his fucking lights out and put him in an armbar. Silly niggers.....

    • Asphalt
      Asphalt 2007-10-11T16:38:47Z says:

      Is that before or after you stop daydreaming and he rips your nuts off?

    • FrancisDollarhyde
      FrancisDollarhyde 2007-10-11T17:25:51Z says:

      Before, you fucking skid mark!

    • para-bellum
      para-bellum 2007-10-11T22:50:48Z says:

      After.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2007-10-12T00:00:16Z says:

      Waaaaaaay after.

    • KJELL
      KJELL 2007-10-12T00:56:24Z says:

      The trick is to get him from behind

    • KJELL
      KJELL 2007-10-12T00:58:02Z says:

      And believe me ive seen weirder here in europe

    • FrancisDollarhyde
      FrancisDollarhyde 2007-10-12T18:46:15Z says:

      No as I said BEFORE. You fucking skidmark flake! Asphalt I could easily take this Techno Viking I am bigger than he is and way more advanced in submissive combat. 101st airborne 2nd platoon 3rd tactical com reg. Ft. Benning GA.
      SGT.Patterson

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2007-10-12T19:29:34Z says:

      Francis have you met Jacare in your advanced submissive combat at Ft. Benning? I bet you have. ;)

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2007-10-12T19:30:51Z says:

      Or maybe Bull?

    • Cuntbag
      Cuntbag 2009-04-30T00:30:46Z says:

      Hey, fuck you nigger bitch!! I really was in the Airborne and I really could have beat the shit out of that dumb nigger!!!

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2009-04-30T00:33:55Z says:

      Why are you arguing on a two year old thread, you dumb goat-knocker?

  • ladypele
    ladypele 2007-10-11T05:21:10Z says:

    Oooookaaaaay? Does anyone care to explain what the fuck that was?!

    • SpankysQuest
      SpankysQuest 2007-10-11T05:49:27Z says:

      well, it started with the berlin wall going down... Biggest Western mistake ever...

    • jiminy-cricket
      jiminy-cricket 2007-10-11T08:24:12Z says:

      i have no fucking idea but i loved it, he you no techno dance, this is my parade! give me chocolate! watch me dance!

    • FrancisDollarhyde
      FrancisDollarhyde 2007-10-11T15:36:26Z says:

      This is a march for civil rights over in Stockholm. Ask Yak about it he puts it on. He is the one with the blue hair and red pants in this video. They march and dance like carebears to raise bananas for the homeless and for their civil rights.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2007-10-12T00:01:21Z says:

      ^lol

    • keefbox
      keefbox 2007-10-12T02:28:12Z says:

      I like your backpack yak..

    • FrancisDollarhyde
      FrancisDollarhyde 2007-10-12T18:47:13Z says:

      I liked Yak's red pants. I thought they went great with his cotton candy blue hair.

  • belisleassylum
    belisleassylum 2007-10-11T05:21:31Z says:

    fuck this video gets me wet. i really want to have his baby...or his STDs.

  • QuothTheRaven
    QuothTheRaven 2007-10-11T05:37:32Z says:

    Who's idea was it to make Aquaman the Grand Marshal

  • keefbox
    keefbox 2007-10-11T05:44:42Z says:

    "Dance and they will follow, dance and they will follow!!!"
    -The Pied Techno Viking Piper

  • SpankysQuest
    SpankysQuest 2007-10-11T05:46:56Z says:

    Japan and Germany are both equal in bizarreness. But hey, they make damn good cars, right?

    • jiminy-cricket
      jiminy-cricket 2007-10-11T08:24:59Z says:

      it funny but its true

    • FrancisDollarhyde
      FrancisDollarhyde 2007-10-11T15:37:14Z says:

      Uh no.. actually they make shit boxes for cars

    • cheekycov
      cheekycov 2007-10-11T18:01:13Z says:

      Rather keep the german car on my drive than have a yank tank.

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2007-10-11T18:20:56Z says:

      Don't tell me, you've got a BMW haven't you? Now it's cheekychav!

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2007-10-11T18:22:09Z says:

      Nah, fuck it,bichochav :]

    • cheekycov
      cheekycov 2007-10-11T18:25:22Z says:

      Hah! Well that's where you're wrong Fugster. It's a VW Golf actually. Getting shot of it soon costs a fucking fortune to insure.

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2007-10-11T18:37:27Z says:

      I want my '70 New Yorker back :( I'm fed up of little shit heap euroboxes they have no soul.

    • FrancisDollarhyde
      FrancisDollarhyde 2007-10-11T18:46:19Z says:

      Ah the germans make shit for cars as well as the Japs.

    • cheekycov
      cheekycov 2007-10-11T18:52:45Z says:

      Because american cars are so good. As long as there are no fucking corners. Also, what is that shit they use for interior plastics?

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2007-10-11T19:03:03Z says:

      The Chrysler made its own corners.

    • para-bellum
      para-bellum 2007-10-11T22:54:08Z says:

      The Chrysler made the corners straight, more like. '70 New Yorkers won't get round European corners.

    • cheekycov
      cheekycov 2007-10-11T23:10:05Z says:

      Sod that...have you seen the new banner?
      Hank is Free!Down With Authority!Fuck The Admins!

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2007-10-11T23:19:09Z says:

      You mean you've only just seen it????????????????

    • cheekycov
      cheekycov 2007-10-11T23:24:59Z says:

      I've been out.

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2007-10-11T23:37:57Z says:

      Out cleaning your car and fitting new neons?

    • cheekycov
      cheekycov 2007-10-11T23:42:05Z says:

      Cleaning is for Sundays. No, I been rollin' checking out da fine ho's on da strip.....actually been down t'pub with a couple of mates.

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2007-10-11T23:44:15Z says:

      No money = no beer :(((((

    • cheekycov
      cheekycov 2007-10-11T23:46:19Z says:

      Almost the same. Bastard car insurance. Had to go to a wetherspoons :/

    • jiminy-cricket
      jiminy-cricket 2007-10-12T11:25:11Z says:

      lol get pissed on a box of wine b for you go out, its great, but the red puke stains a bit....i love the student life

    • MrEd
      MrEd 2007-10-12T11:35:45Z says:

      Insurance is a bitch, but I reckon i've got a sweet deal atm:
      I'm only 23 but am fully comp on a Group 18 car for only £600! Tis a 3.0 210bhp 406 Coupe too - crazy fast and bleedin lovely.
      Yes, I know, French cars are shit - thank you.

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2007-10-12T16:49:46Z says:

      That's partly why | liked the new yorker, no tax to pay and £100 to insure. Well that and the sound from a 440cu.in motor with a 5 foot long straight through exhaust. Incredible!!

    • MrEd
      MrEd 2007-10-12T17:57:46Z says:

      Ummm...isn't 440cu over 7-litres?!
      BTW Just after my previous post, I got into my car and nearly drove into someone at T-junction...and I was supposed to be 'giving-way'!
      **pushes tongue into bottom lip and hits forehead**
      Good job i'm fully-comp init?!

    • cheekycov
      cheekycov 2007-10-12T17:58:04Z says:

      Just googled the new yorker. Christ it's ugly. Actually, that's unfair...to the term ugly. It's beyond all that.

    • cheekycov
      cheekycov 2007-10-12T18:09:34Z says:

      Doh!

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2007-10-12T18:28:26Z says:

      Make sure you look for 1970 new yorker, there were a lot of different styles through the years. Mine was painted in satin black and looked nasty!

    • cheekycov
      cheekycov 2007-10-12T19:19:08Z says:

      Hmmm. I'll give you the benefit of the doubt there. Kind of a decent early 70's feel there but some of the other versions are genuinely shocking.

    • El_Wanko
      El_Wanko 2007-10-12T23:03:44Z says:

      BMW 7 series. Nicest car anywhere to drive, but requires repairs bi-weekly.

  • Rollo_Tomasi
    Rollo_Tomasi 2007-10-11T05:47:56Z says:

    The Beat It version is the best:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1dJwODowvVY

    • IGoPPStandingUp
      IGoPPStandingUp 2007-10-11T06:45:10Z says:

      Wow that went perfect with the music lol..

    • -Morph-
      -Morph- 2007-10-11T07:46:09Z says:

      hahahaha that version was MUCHO better.. beat it should have been posted instead of this one.

    • UnclePepper
      UnclePepper 2007-10-11T09:58:36Z says:

      that was fucking comedy, rollo. cheers

    • Rolandofgilead
      Rolandofgilead 2007-10-12T00:48:28Z says:

      Most impressive!!

  • serialhater
    serialhater 2007-10-11T05:48:30Z says:

    that guy looked so much like keith jardine (guy who beat chuck liddle in the last ufc)

    • yak
      yak 2007-10-11T06:06:23Z says:

      this guy looks a lot bigger then him actually :P
      but yeah.. same head type thing with the beard :P

    • vthokie07
      vthokie07 2007-10-11T07:38:53Z says:

      The Dean of Mean!

    • yak
      yak 2007-10-11T21:03:11Z says:

      i woulda won so much fucking money on that fight but my friend who bets with me on mma wouldn't let me do it :(

    • FrancisDollarhyde
      FrancisDollarhyde 2007-10-12T18:48:22Z says:

      ^ Shut the fuck up you pussy!

  • SnizMasterJ
    SnizMasterJ 2007-10-11T06:10:21Z says:

    That guy is a total bitch.

  • dik
    dik 2007-10-11T06:18:00Z says:

    i'm not afraid of any man that dances

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2007-10-11T13:39:22Z says:

      We can dance if we want to
      We can leave your friends behind
      Cause your friends dont dance
      And if they dont dance
      Well they're no friends of mine

    • drinksonme
      drinksonme 2007-10-11T15:07:27Z says:

      Hank came back to post Men Without Hats? I fought for this?

    • cheekycov
      cheekycov 2007-10-11T18:02:09Z says:

      We're all feeling a bit let down on that score.

    • MrEd
      MrEd 2007-10-12T11:23:11Z says:

      @ dik: it'd still be wise to give him a wide-berth on the dance-floor in case he knocks you out with one of his judo-chop dance moves.

    • MrEd
      MrEd 2007-10-12T11:25:35Z says:

      Oh, and BTW women love a man who can dance - you should be afraid that they will take all the hotties.

  • jonnythatsme
    jonnythatsme 2007-10-11T06:33:55Z says:

    Looks like hes got some good moves

    • MrEd
      MrEd 2007-10-12T11:15:05Z says:

      Hell yeah - he's fuckin awesome! Could've only been better if he whipped out some breakdancin moves at the end!

  • espada9
    espada9 2007-10-11T06:43:35Z says:

    Do they put estrogen in the water over in Europe or something?

    That fag trying to act tough was a fucking joke! Oooooo! Beware of the tribal dance fag!

    • elchris
      elchris 2007-10-11T11:47:36Z says:

      who are you calling fag? you are the king of fags after wunu and playa left

    • cheekycov
      cheekycov 2007-10-11T18:04:47Z says:

      ...and bitcho was kicked

  • Archman
    Archman 2007-10-11T06:54:56Z says:

    Weird, but nothing like the Japs, not even close.

  • KojachBaumherr
    KojachBaumherr 2007-10-11T06:56:59Z says:

    This was actualy posted on the WoW forums...I'm not saying there's a connection but only 8 million people play WoW.

  • Flagal
    Flagal 2007-10-11T07:25:03Z says:

    Guy has got the moves down, but please tell me that this isn't a Neo-Nazi dance!!

  • Lazerhead
    Lazerhead 2007-10-11T07:32:36Z says:

    He's too sexy for his shirt. He's also too sexy for that pamphlet. But no sexy enough for his water. For his water. For his water... ya.

  • HiSociety
    HiSociety 2007-10-11T08:30:09Z says:

    thats real life bad ass.

  • kagemaru026
    kagemaru026 2007-10-11T09:42:40Z says:

    is this a repost? or was it somewhere else i saw this? the internet is all a blur to me...

    • Count_Herbie
      Count_Herbie 2007-10-12T10:37:10Z says:

      It was on Bigboys.com twice.

  • toolman961
    toolman961 2007-10-11T09:59:30Z says:

    I really liked his Mr. T starter kit necklaces.

    • DieterR
      DieterR 2007-10-11T11:09:54Z says:

      That was Thor's Hammer. Looks to me like the advocate of the Germanic Heathen Expression - life is to be enjoyed, live it well/

    • dik
      dik 2007-10-11T18:10:42Z says:

      sometimes I call my penis Thor's hammer...sometimes Mr.T

  • Spntneous
    Spntneous 2007-10-11T10:09:14Z says:

    I thought mucho was an ambassador(spelling is teh shitz) for new interesting things on the net, that will usually end up on break/<insert random videopage here> a week later.

    Why is this up again?. It´s funny as hell yes XD, but really..
    The beat it version was cool though

  • IpityDAfool
    IpityDAfool 2007-10-11T10:25:48Z says:

    is that the "dean of mean", kieth jardine at a gay pride parade?..

  • HankChinaski
    HankChinaski 2007-10-11T13:00:29Z says:

    I submitted this a week or two ago. A lot of things I submitted are not coming through, or only come through when someone else submits them. I assume the URLs to upload the vids didn't work in those cases, but why wouldn't they?

    • Godzilla
      Godzilla 2007-10-11T13:22:42Z says:

      One must ponder the questions of life.

    • FrancisDollarhyde
      FrancisDollarhyde 2007-10-11T18:47:46Z says:

      Thing's that make ya go hmmmmm..?

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2007-10-11T19:00:14Z says:

      Bran always makes me go.

    • yak
      yak 2007-10-11T21:04:05Z says:

      its cuz there are a lot of submissions, and i don't work from the old to the new, i go from the new to the old :P

    • DejaVu
      DejaVu 2007-10-11T21:31:21Z says:

      heaven forbid yak work in a logical manner like i do with the pics :/

    • Victorious
      Victorious 2007-10-11T23:45:16Z says:

      'yak' and 'logic' can't be used in the same sentence.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2007-10-12T00:05:27Z says:

      Sure, but when I submitted it, it was new. *Puzzled expression*

    • Rollo_Tomasi
      Rollo_Tomasi 2007-10-12T08:10:06Z says:

      OK, I'll be the one to say it. Hank, nobody likes you.

    • Victorious
      Victorious 2007-10-12T10:13:25Z says:

      OK, i'll be the one to say it. Rollo, nobody likes you. and your attempts to project your feelings of loneliness onto hank have failed miserably.

    • Victorious
      Victorious 2007-10-12T10:13:50Z says:

      noone would do anything to get you unbanned, dipshit.

    • Rollo_Tomasi
      Rollo_Tomasi 2007-10-12T12:20:47Z says:

      Eat shit and die, victoria's

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2007-10-12T13:58:23Z says:

      Rollo loses.

    • FrancisDollarhyde
      FrancisDollarhyde 2007-10-12T18:50:36Z says:

      Yakedy yak dont talk back. "or the canuk will ban you" Ooooh Ahh woo woo. Dont excercise your freedom of speech and your freedom to spell wrong. Most definantly not here on Mucho ShuckOoO

  • leper-chaun
    leper-chaun 2007-10-11T15:09:13Z says:

    Thats one funky viking, love how he scared that fag away.

  • drmikescott
    drmikescott 2007-10-11T17:08:54Z says:

    all hail the techno viking king, for without him we are in a sober world

  • shoekalocka
    shoekalocka 2007-10-11T20:04:03Z says:

    i think thats yak, and those are all the muchoers following him to tasteless humor. yay!

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2007-10-11T20:09:21Z says:

      That makes you one of them. Dumbfuck!

    • shoekalocka
      shoekalocka 2007-10-11T20:30:19Z says:

      i was at home sleeping when this took place

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2007-10-11T20:50:12Z says:

      And your boyfriend can confirm this, can he, sir?

    • shoekalocka
      shoekalocka 2007-10-11T22:35:42Z says:

      sure can! :D

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2007-10-11T23:10:58Z says:

      :O

    • shoekalocka
      shoekalocka 2007-10-12T01:06:25Z says:

      ha!

    • FrancisDollarhyde
      FrancisDollarhyde 2007-10-12T18:52:02Z says:

      No no. The one with the cotton candy blue hair and the red pants is honestly Yak. He puts this gay civil rights march on every year in Stockholm. They raise bananas for the homeless as I said.

  • Victorious
    Victorious 2007-10-11T23:47:16Z says:

    i loved that "Don't *make* me tell you again, sonny!" expression at 01:04

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2007-10-11T23:51:07Z says:

      I bet you love people giving you that look?

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2007-10-11T23:51:58Z says:

      I didn't put the ? on the end of that.

    • Victorious
      Victorious 2007-10-12T10:14:31Z says:

      yes i feel naughty when they do.. after that i start rubbing my nipples etc etc..

  • Minotaur
    Minotaur 2007-10-12T05:00:03Z says:

    This video is hardcore.

  • DejaVu
    DejaVu 2007-10-12T09:01:52Z says:

    okay... i finally got around to watching this video... wtf... are 'vikings' allowed to be gay? and where were his glowsticks :(

    • Victorious
      Victorious 2007-10-12T10:15:07Z says:

      hahaha he'd be even more awesome with glowsticks.. he could join conan at the rave.

    • MrEd
      MrEd 2007-10-12T11:18:06Z says:

      Fuckin-A: Arnie with Glow-sticks! Just has to be in the next Terminator movie

  • Minotaur
    Minotaur 2007-10-12T18:59:06Z says:

    I'll be high on LSD following that RAVE Van..

  • BigJohnson110
    BigJohnson110 2007-10-12T19:52:52Z says:

    Obviously got something in his pants that's really annoying him but too embarrassed to do something about it in public.

  • aXx
    aXx 2007-10-12T23:32:47Z says:

    I was in Berlin last month. they all look like that. emos elektrons and fuckin heroinjunks.

  • BAUHAUS
    BAUHAUS 2007-10-18T06:48:30Z says:

    The beginning of this video has a fucken dope ass rhythm.

  • BAUHAUS
    BAUHAUS 2007-11-02T20:52:50Z says:

    GOOO! FUCK! PARADE

drinksonme
posted October 11, 2007

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