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Comments to Tenticle rape
thats right cover your gut
and the C-section
and the fetus infetu
-I would like for both of them to sit on my piece.
eh i'll take the one on the left
too late i have them both
i called them before you posted
HAHAHAHA loser
Actually I think lefty and yak were made for each other. Luckily she wants tentacle rape x 2 or she wouldn't be as hot.
now we know:
L: Shanny
R: Lusitania...erm...Lucidity
haha hey did you see my pathetic team lose like shit tonight, if I were weaver this team would be sold in the morning and del rio and shack harris fired
So because I have red hair and wear glass/contacts do I get to be the one on the left?
the more important question is do you like tentacle rape or do you like hobbits..
haha
Fuck...ummmm!!!!!!!
I like egg laying and Satyrs.
I like boobs and vaginas
can't have your Muffin and eat it too, lucid...column A or column B?
Ok, are well talking Octopus tentacle rape or Cracken monster from the Deep rape?
Erm...remove the double "L" please.
we're talking Jules Verne's octopuses rape.
the kraken is a giant squid.. which would mean its tentacles have hooks inside each sucker... so that would be your choice i suppose...
and how the fuck can you like satyrs...
hobbits > satyrs... except mr tumness i suppose...
I like the horns!!!!
I don't think hooks would be a good idea...maybe if it was dik, I know he could take it...but I don't think I could.
So if it's Octi rape then sure.
actually.. another thing... how does one "like" being raped.. isn't that the point of raping someone... i mean.. i haven't raped anyone so i don't really know.. but thats what i thought..
wheres the nudie pic losinglucidity
i'm also not sure if all satyrs have horns.. they do have hooves tho which are hot
I like Satyricon.
fellini?
No, but I have seen that movie.
calebos in clash of the titans was a satyr right? ;/
I'm pretty sure, yes.
And your right, one doesn't like to be raped but a rape fantasy is perfectly likable.
I'm pretty sure satyrs have horns. Goes with the goat-thing.
but that is what i'm saying.. not all goats have horns... right? or do they ;/
good question...the answer is no..The Northern Water Goat has no horns
hey urkle..i've just been wondering if you've ever given the first P- Furs Lp a listen...yes, yes they devolved, etc, etc...but just pull up "Pulse", - then try to tell me it wasnt a shot of pure adrenaline :)...
also - if you can take the early 90's Brit punk revival - "Gun Shy" and (especially) "Bikini Red", by Screaming Blue Messiahs are just fucking wonderful
funny you would know that. we have been close friends all these years pops, and i still dont know whats your line of work? just curious
is the northern water goat the one that actually lives under water.... or are they the ones that actually live in trees?
>.<
just one last thing for Urks -
trust me - 1st two Pfurs
and 1st two SBM...
you will not regret the effort
poss
Thats the one that lives under water, yak.
Sweet evolution has granted some to come out of the waters and climb trees , would I lie .
mistaking a Tree Goat from a Water goat is a Common mistake..often you can tell by their surroundings. however Tree goats ,unlike other goats , cannot survive in water.
jesus christ i really love goats..you know what i'm saying?
ahhhh ..goats
So does iranian.
Owned
going back to the rape thing (and having nothing to do with goats--tree, water, or other) rape fantasies are pretty common among women and skulk. however, you can't rape the willing. then it just becomes rough sex. lucidity--do you like rough sex?
Yes and that is my final answer.
Rape just isn't as good when they enjoy it.
The tears add lubrication.
holy crap, smerf! your nipple is filling every slot on "recent posts", as i write this...never seen that before, not even from hank. wow
Are you kidding me? Smerf is the king of spam.
i like spam butties
"egg laying"???
I was hoping you might explain that.
i saw a chicken do that once....it was fucking hot
must mean she' likes having her period? that's what girls do at that time, right? lay eggs?
Scrambled eggs = mixed up avian menstruation.
that goes great with ketchup.
I prefer just some salt and pepper
You misspelled peter.
Regardless, all eggs need cheese.
i prefer the actuall baby. least 6 months
Rolanda likes to suck raw eggs out his boyfriend's ass, then lick out all his fromunda cheese for a nice snack. (His bf is from Wisconsin)
Yes i have seen egglaying, the woman puts them in her pussy, then pushes them out.
Deviled or hardboiled?
Hack volunteers in rest homes so he can lap the collections of lint grease and dead skin cells from between the rolls of morbidly obese invalids when the orderlies aren't looking. Rotunda cheese he calls it.
"Dr. Rolanda Givinead, the world's foremost expert on unusual 'body cheeses', claims that the 'head cheese' collected from under the foreskins of Albanian men 70 years and older is the best the world has to offer and goes down delightfully with a light, crisp white wine. She has dubbed it Albanian Gold due to it's pale, yellow complexion and was reportedly quoted as saying 'This here head cheese is the shiznits. Ya'll bitches don't know what ya'll's missing.'
The President of the Turkish Head Cheese Council immediately lodged a protest saying 'Alabanian head cheese is inferior in every way to the Turkish variety.'"
I'm just waiting for to come back, Rolanda. I'll wait forever. I miss the little games we used to play, like "Rolanda swallows Hank's dookie." or "Hank pisses on Rolanda's forehead for 5 minutes straight then kicks her hard in her right ear." God, those were great games. I miss you sweetie. Let's get back together again.
Hahahaha!
Part One
On April 1, 1969 in the sleepy town of Windburn Minnesota, Hack "Velveeta" Chinaski dropped (much like an afterthought) from his mothers fly-blown gash onto the semen stained floorboards of a humble shack just south of the rail yard. Growing up wasn't easy for Hack, he was shunned by other children his age, as he could often be observed publicly consuming his various bodily excretions, and occasionally he would be overtaken by rage and confusion and begin to masturbate with unbridled abandon. This occurred most often during class time, an act he referred to as "sharpening my pencil". Life was a day to day struggle, and after dropping out of school in grade five he funded his meager existence by cleaning and recycling used latex items that were the by-products of his mothers booming back room business. It was a hard life no doubt, but all that was about to change..
I miss the game where you played my ass like a didjeridoo, and i'd change the notation by covering one or more of your nostrils with my nuts.
^honk honk
What's that possum? The mating call of the North American prescription med junky?
haha that was a pretty good start Roland. Continue.
no, man - i was just imagining how the didjer-whatsis might sound...
whew, im glad im not a retard like you guys
shh! roland be thinking...
yep, roland. being white folks we buy decent white people drugs
Possum's just jealous he didn't get to blow my horn...
Kirk, it's a serial.
Next installment soon.
Elchris, I stopped doing drugs years ago. Well, the untaxed and frowned upon ones anyway.
For all you typed, Rolanda, it wasn't very good at all.
And just 'cause men line up to yodel into your ass canyon doesn't make it music.
"The untaxed and frowned upon ones" Haha, what a fucking conformist wuss.
"You should have been a pair of ragged claws
Scuttling across the floors of silent seas."
I dare to eat peaches, pussy.
A serial? That means you're gonna milk that flakey shit as much as you can, I bet.
Roland does = Stephen King...havent you noticed?
Enough "men" here have yodeled up your canyon that the fucking Alps are jealous.
Half your comments are things people yelled into your ass a month or so ago and are just now coming back out. Without an asshole the size and depth of one of Jupiter's moons, you'd be lost. It's your "muse".
And I'm sure you're strutting the streets of Yokohama or wherever puffing on a spliff wit a big bag o cheeba hangin' out your pocket, Quoting Eliot, and just being a general badass.
Please.
There's not much weed to get here, but when it comes around I'm not afraid to partake, you little pussy bitch.
And I live out in the styx, dick. I stroll in the rice paddies puffing on a big fattie, faggot.
peace you white niggers
im in conflict wether smokin a blunt or takina line
dammit elchis - you is Norvegian?...
how come you cant just "get along" here?
...betting you're actually one of those skanky Finns...
im sure youd give away yer skanky family for the coke ive got
^misspelled "lefse"
I like:
-Girls who were raped as a youth.
-Girls with low self esteem.
...- to be assraped by father Tucker everytime i am forced to go to church.
I'll introduce you to my oldest stepdaughter.
I like girls who were raped as a youth, but with a very strong sense of esteem. Odd...hard to find =/
whats her name toolman?
Ask 1rish1.
What's she look like, tool?
I like to pee pee on my girlfriend
I like to pee pee on your girlfriend too.
hi there, my young friend...
as Hunter S. would say.
"...Get In!..."
I prefer it when she pee-pees upon me.
Smerf might have a chance with the chick on the right.
hey, where IS that nipple anyway?
I've been hiding him in my closet, feeding him stale bread crust and dead goldfish...
Lies! It was fresh bread.
Bread came from freez , nuked it , yeah it was very fresh .
It was a gyro
Mmmm, gyro.
hmmmm, sexless people in here.
yes we are
so therefore not a threat at all
to you or your masculinity
...we are openly gay friendly, though...so if you have questions about the Mucho lifestyle, feel free to ASK HANK ANYTHING
possum you're funny
Yes, by all means, feel free to direct any questions you may have to me. I would be happy to help you fit in here at Mucho Sucko.
hank how does it feel to be so old?
Like you, only not as stupid.
Good answer.
^agree with tool...best answer ever, hank
Thanks.
it was ok
Wow, what resounding praise. Thanks for adding that on there, dik.
like it wasnt hard enough to not rape little goth-punk(whatever) bitches...
Don't use double negatives and sarcasm in the same sentence. It's like it doesn't even not get confusing.
That sentence made my brain hurt, Socio :(
Spaulding,Papa Lazarou,and socio's little man...it's strange seeing them all together.
I feel right at home. Thank you muchosucko!
no you won't feel at home until you see the tentacle going in and out of her butthole.
damnit, my tentacled brother fucked that whore already.
Why. Were you watching.
by "fucked that whore" you mean you took it ATM
curious how one day someone is sitting there, most likely in Japan...perhaps having a sake, watching baseball, then suddenly it hits him...TENTACLE RAPE! Yes, I will make money off of pics with bitches putting seafood up their holes. It's Paaaaafact.
hi randy, possum again...
dont pull this shit anymore, k?
reply to current posts and comments only
(...why do i even fucking bother?
maybe because i had to learn the hard way...)