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That's funny cuz mine is comming up soon too!
Damn. Mine was 2 weeks ago.
What am I going to get for my b-day it's the 18th!
Great! The two of you can get together and give me a twin blowjob.
execpt it would be my birthday and you can suck another faggots cock and leave me out of your fantasies
Totally may 16 over here. One week niggazzzzz
crazy...my birthday is may 16th as well...small world.
MINES THE 27!
Mine is July 19th
who cares when you fucks are born?
their mothers - well apart from not-hank cos it's not his mother
A face a mother could love, that doesn't work with Hank, even his mum hates him. Poor guy :(
how skanky do you have to be to do that with ur twin.
Fake, Mako is a shark, and sharks don't have birthdays.
except Jaws.
Because it's fucking jaws.
You're gonna need a bigger boat..
lol, the best movie quote ever.
agreed
Japanese submarine slammed two torpedoes into our side, Chief. We was comin' back from the island of Tinian to Leyte... just delivered the bomb. The Hiroshima bomb. Eleven hundred men went into the water. Vessel went down in 12 minutes. Didn't see the first shark for about a half an hour. Tiger. 13-footer. You know how you know that when you're in the water, Chief? You tell by looking from the dorsal to the tail. What we didn't know, was our bomb mission had been so secret, no distress signal had been sent. They didn't even list us overdue for a week. Very first light, Chief, sharks come cruisin', so we formed ourselves into tight groups. You know, it was kinda like old squares in the battle like you see in the calendar named "The Battle of Waterloo" and the idea was: shark comes to the nearest man, that man he starts poundin' and hollerin' and screamin' and sometimes the shark go away... but sometimes he wouldn't go away. Sometimes that shark he looks right into ya. Right into your eyes. And, you know, the thing about a shark... he's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes. Like a doll's eyes. When he comes at ya, doesn't seem to be living... until he bites ya, and those black eyes roll over white and then... ah then you hear that terrible high-pitched screamin'. The ocean turns red, and despite all the poundin' and the hollerin', they all come in and they... rip you to pieces. You know by the end of that first dawn, lost a hundred men. I don't know how many sharks, maybe a thousand. I know how many men, they averaged six an hour. On Thursday morning, Chief, I bumped into a friend of mine, Herbie Robinson from Cleveland. Baseball player. Boatswain's mate. I thought he was asleep. I reached over to wake him up. Bobbed up, down in the water just like a kinda top. Upended. Well, he'd been bitten in half below the waist. Noon, the fifth day, Mr. Hooper, a Lockheed Ventura saw us. He swung in low and he saw us... he was a young pilot, a lot younger than Mr. Hooper. Anyway, he saw us and he come in low and three hours later a big fat PBY comes down and starts to pick us up. You know that was the time I was most frightened... waitin' for my turn. I'll never put on a lifejacket again. So, eleven hundred men went in the water; 316 men come out and the sharks took the rest, June the 29th, 1945. Anyway, we delivered the bomb
ok
I'd be like stop kissing my thigh and work my nuts
Can you reach your own thighs ?
I thought they looked a bit too much like Crispin Glover to get into this.
That guy's crazier than a shithouse rat.
crispin glover? ya theres a crazy video or 2 of him here..
crispin glover is the copilot on gary busey's crazy plane
It's like an extended scene to Aphex Twins' Windowlicker
mine is the 30th im gonna get a pig pussy cake filled with pussy juice and cranberrys
happy birthday....(just kidding)
Sounds like a cuntload of fun.
Happy Arly Birday.
This is a situation when you need two wieners.
I am drunk, were there 4 girls in this clip?
yes
And three midgets.
Does that mean you want to suck some cock for your birthday?
That could be slightly gay, Mako.
The influx of Twin girl porn is awesome. For some reason I just find it highly fappable and not sick in the least. Hell, get the mom in on it too HELL YEAH!