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The Absolute Definition of A Bitch Slap

If anyone ever asks you what a bitch slap is, THIS is what you need to show them.

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Comments to The Absolute Definition of A Bitch Slap

  • 48x48

    never mess with a dealer

    2007-01-18T05:17:23Z
  • 48x48

    Fuck, that was impressive.

    2007-01-18T05:18:35Z
  • Windowsstalk
    Reeeenaro says:

    I think he's gonna be getting that money sooner than friday. What a motherfucking bitch slap.

    2007-01-18T05:19:15Z
  • Dragon-avatarsmall
    -Morph- says:

    Its bad enough you got bitch slapped but to then say "oh shit" and run away... thats just sad.

    2007-01-18T05:35:43Z
    • Avatar

      Yeah, it would have been more manly to push it and then get shot up.

      2007-01-18T14:28:15Z
  • 48x48
    hairlip says:

    oh shit is right.daaaaam

    2007-01-18T06:10:26Z
  • 48x48
    Masiro71 says:

    i guess he smoke all this cracked-money.

    2007-01-18T06:22:01Z
    • 11479

      ...and its two weeks from welfare check day.

      2007-01-18T08:55:07Z
    • 16x16
      kamakazi says:

      hehe welfare check came and went twice, thats why he said oh shit!

      2007-01-18T10:59:25Z
  • 48x48
    froder42 says:

    I have to admit, I've never been a big fan of the "bitch-slap". But, then again, until a couple of seconds ago, I have obviously never seen one executed the way it was intended to be used. I'd like to buy that man a beer!

    Well done!

    2007-01-18T06:22:49Z
    • Mangino3
      cwall says:

      i know what you mean, used to think it was like half-assing a punch but this guy proved its intent is to humiliate people, err crackheads

      2007-01-18T08:55:21Z
  • 48x48

    Flawless Victory!

    2007-01-18T06:34:19Z
    • 1374140148

      Friendship!...friendship?

      2007-01-19T02:29:08Z
  • Xavatar
    gstar says:

    the more you watch it starting from "i ain't got yo money today" the funnier it gets!

    2007-01-18T07:11:37Z
  • 48x48
    firebolt says:

    he just slaped the manhood out of him

    2007-01-18T07:37:36Z
    • 16x16
      froder42 says:

      EXACTLY!!

      2007-01-19T01:07:37Z
  • Ms_avatar

    I like how the guy stands up XD I woulda been outta there by the time he stood up

    2007-01-18T07:44:38Z
    • Xavatar
      gstar says:

      nah, if he runs too early, he'd would've gotten his ass killed. He needed to take at least one shot before he can justify running from his pimp. It's in the handbook.

      2007-01-18T17:49:44Z
  • Untitled
    Rayfield says:

    lol you see the way he ran away, haha im pretty sure he never got the money and is at the bottom of some creek by now.

    2007-01-18T08:23:39Z
  • Ado
    Adoroam says:

    wow

    2007-01-18T09:15:44Z
  • Phplx4cfq_c1pm

    The dealer is still obviously upset about his X5

    2007-01-18T10:43:07Z
    • Texas
      supernova says:

      ohhh...... you dun it now nigga......

      2007-01-19T09:07:11Z
  • 48x48
    Bumfuckio says:

    BOOM! HEADSSHOT!

    2007-01-18T13:40:42Z
  • Mcuz98cafmlckecat0o348caftl1unca23jtwpcaidu2m2caom2suscapzjmzycawws38fcazgg160cal1ea8scarnpxyvcat4oz76car4uszocajm4sscca7318becafhx1uzcabkjjincaq2uvts
    elchris says:

    my dealer is fucking huge, lives in a slum here in caracas, would never keep his money waiting...

    2007-01-18T14:51:34Z
    • Family_guy
      rimjoy says:

      you my friend are a fucking idiot. "my dealer" what are you,a fucking crackhead?......thats were my money is.

      2007-01-18T21:53:10Z
    • Phplx4cfq_c1pm

      ^^ That my friend is fucking hilarious

      2007-01-18T23:26:47Z
  • 48x48
    deGustibus says:

    i think this dude graduated top of the class from the Matt Shizzle school of bitchslapology.

    2007-01-18T15:22:52Z
    • 16x16
      J-sin says:

      God damn it!!!! i was gonna say that. You've won this time DeGustibus, but I'll be back.

      2007-01-18T16:24:57Z
  • Buuicon

    It seemed like it was more threatening and degrading than painful. I would have reacted the same way if I were him. Dayum.

    2007-01-18T20:17:14Z
  • 48x48

    i need to get this dvd. 614 (area code) is where i'm from... so proud.

    2007-01-19T00:01:34Z
    • 16x16
      Curve says:

      Yea dude i know, i lived on the east side about 10 years ago, and in white hall. I live in lancaster now. Fucking crazy and its so real in those parts lol

      2007-01-19T01:51:44Z
    • Family_guy
      rimjoy says:

      ^^^^badasses^^^^ lol

      2007-01-19T06:24:57Z
    • Texas
      supernova says:

      yeah, they are only proud because they have never experienced anything "real" in "those parts". Fucking children.

      2007-01-19T09:13:28Z
    • 16x16
      RIDDIK says:

      Bullshit we havnt. I used to work on the eastside. There was a fuckin shootout right outside a chuckycheese behind where I worked right by eastland mall cuz some bitch wouldnt let this dude see his kid. And then there was that hostage situation in the retirement home further down the street.

      2008-08-05T16:57:55Z
  • 48x48
    aquanut says:

    More proof crackheads can't fight.

    2007-01-19T00:02:38Z
  • 48x48

    Am I really the only decent person here or are you guys just joking? Please explain what exactly is "cool" or "impressive" about a piece of shit drug dealer slapping an old man half his size? Lets see the video of this "tough guy" slapping a man his own size and age. Oh wait you will not see that video because this guy is a pussy just like all the pimps who slap women and defenseless drug addicts.

    2007-01-19T01:11:06Z
    • Mike
      Stephen says:

      Hey well why dont you do your own video? Go to this guys stoop and when his sitting there tell him what you just told us. Because I think that black guy could do better then shown here in this clip.

      2007-01-19T01:29:40Z
    • Texas
      supernova says:

      Don't think so Stephen. That was all eye fake and intimidation. Nothing of substance there. Just a sucker punch/slap.

      2007-01-19T09:18:25Z
    • Mike
      Stephen says:

      Let me guess supernova if you were there you would teach him a lesson????

      2007-01-20T02:23:49Z
  • 48x48

    Stephen its not like the old man wanted to be hit and feel like a coward. If he could have done better then he would have done better. There is no reasoning with pussy drug dealers like this. So what would be the point or me telling him anything? If I was to hit him back he would probally pull a gun, so one of us would die and the other would go to prison for murder. There is no winning with people like this. The point is not accepting this and it seems like most of the people here accept and think its ok and even "cool" to do what this guy did.

    2007-01-19T02:34:37Z
    • 16x16

      People like you make me laugh; you come to a place like MS and take yourself and everything else fucking seriously. lol.

      2007-01-19T03:23:22Z
    • 16x16
      deGustibus says:

      and how would he get his money from you if he pulled a gun and killed you? that is just bad business. bitchslapping on the other hand, highly effective business practice with minimal use of resources.

      2007-01-19T05:03:29Z
    • N618512418_699642_9225
      Oranjeboom says:

      bjornetruls dude ur in the wrong place, all we do is make fun, be as politicaly incorrect as possible & degrade fools like you who come here not knowing the way things work...we have out own mucho rules and politics so fuck off you tosser!

      2007-01-19T06:16:08Z
    • Mike
      Stephen says:

      ^agree thats 2 times

      2007-01-19T09:00:36Z
    • N618512418_699642_9225
      Oranjeboom says:

      HA were on a roll...

      2007-01-19T16:02:49Z
  • 48x48
    monkeyfuck says:

    Slapped the black off his face and made him run like a white boy.

    2007-01-19T05:06:03Z
    • Mike
      Stephen says:

      ^bahahahahah

      2007-01-19T06:05:21Z
  • 48x48

    Blah2aUSa I know im being kind of serious and I have been comming to muchosucko for like several years, but I think this is really sick to see the comments here. Its shocking even me who is pretty un-shockable.

    2007-01-19T05:21:52Z
    • Mike
      Stephen says:

      Been coming here for years? I know this is a somewhat new format but you still havent figured out the reply buttons?

      2007-01-19T06:04:38Z
    • N618512418_699642_9225
      Oranjeboom says:

      hes a fuckin moron, mucho hasnt been around several years and how the fuck cann you call these comments shocking??? you obviously dont have a clue where you are...

      2007-01-19T06:18:34Z
  • 48x48

    Um moron, muchosucko has been around for several years. I was one of the first members when it started, they have changed formats about 5 times. But I just registered today to post how stupid everyone sounded. As usual this website is filled with retarded 13 year olds. Also how exactly is calling a guy slapping an old man "cool" not shocking? Even on ogrish people would agree that this is pretty lame.

    2007-01-19T06:28:39Z
    • N618512418_699642_9225
      Oranjeboom says:

      Youre in the wrong place dude, wrong place...

      2007-01-19T06:32:42Z
    • Fight_club75x75

      Watch it oranjeboom, he was one of the first members!!!

      2007-01-19T16:10:23Z
    • Fight_club75x75

      But apparently he doesn't know about the "reply" feature

      2007-01-19T16:13:02Z
    • 16x16
      monkeyfuck says:

      Tyler- he is still a member. (Just like the member in my pants.)

      2007-01-20T02:31:29Z
    • Mike
      Stephen says:

      What he did was fucked up. But remember this about this so called old guy your taking up for HES A FUCKING CRACKHEAD THAT CAME UP SHORT IN A PAYMENT FOR DRUGS. He should be double slapped. 1 for doing drugs and the 2nd one for going to a dealer that U KNOW wants his money. Now Im going to smoke a bowl...

      2007-01-20T02:47:35Z
    • Mike
      Stephen says:

      Hey Tyler_Durden look 8 post up. What a TARD bjornetruls is. I pointed that samething out for him to see and he still fucked up. Maybe u will get through to him. Gooluck.

      2007-01-20T02:51:51Z
  • Family_guy
    rimjoy says:

    is this guy fucking serious?........he piped up about this clip. I cant recall him banging on about the clip of the dude who got all mashy on his grapes with a tomohawk.

    2007-01-19T06:29:10Z
    • N618512418_699642_9225
      Oranjeboom says:

      ...yea but this shits just WRONG!

      2007-01-19T06:33:53Z
    • 16x16
      monkeyfuck says:

      That was foreplat, rim. This is violence.

      2007-01-20T02:33:06Z
  • Family_guy
    rimjoy says:

    these comments are the only reason I come here.Reading these makes me laugh almost everyday. I one day hope to be able make folks laugh like you guys do

    2007-01-19T06:36:20Z
  • 48x48

    BME videos are sick but it the guys own choice to maim his own balls, big difference here. Also I have seen far worse video like on Ogrish and other more extreme sites than this, but I just think the comments here are beyond horrifying. I understand you guys like to joke around but at least agree that only a pussy would do what this guy did. The video of the guy beating up the two guys who hit his girldriend is something to call impressive not this. But hey if you want to sound like a moron thats your thing, dosent really matter.

    2007-01-19T08:51:06Z
    • N618512418_699642_9225
      Oranjeboom says:

      a big man hitting a small man for no reason thats wrong, a drug dealer hitting his crack head punter for not payin for the shit hes putting in his body thats his own problem...you should see the comments on the half-person bowling pic

      2007-01-19T15:58:24Z
  • 48x48

    WEEK SAUZE@!!!!!11

    2007-01-19T08:56:53Z
  • Images
    hotshot says:

    orangeboom, MS has definitely been around for a few years. i started coming around 2003 i believe.

    i met yak while he was moderating the chatroom in ebaumsworld.com. i came in and started shit. he threatened to kick me from the room. then i asked how he became a moderator anyway. he said "because i have this site called muchosucko". i said "what the fuck is that? some kind of mexican gay porn site?"

    i was promptly booted.

    checked it out and ive been coming here ever since.

    2007-01-19T15:30:58Z
    • N618512418_699642_9225
      Oranjeboom says:

      haha... 2003 is just 4 years ago not the several that dude was claiming who obviously has no idea the way things work around here thats all...

      2007-01-19T15:56:10Z
    • Mike
      Stephen says:

      Me to since around 2003 2004

      2007-01-20T02:53:22Z
  • Images
    hotshot says:

    by the way, yak. where the heck are the old videos that were in the database of the old muchosucko? ive submitted very few videos, but even those are not in the backlog for this site anymore.

    2007-01-19T15:33:24Z
  • 48x48
    KJELL says:

    DRUGS ARE THE BEST

    2007-01-19T20:26:36Z
  • 48x48
    slotter says:

    yup

    2007-01-20T08:13:12Z
  • 48x48

    Yea I rememeber Yak and there was another guy called Rayboom. Also anything over 3 years qualifies for "several" didnt you know that idiot? Also I can read English so its not like I didnt know there was this thing called a reply button. But what am I going to reply because you said so, I dont think so. Tyler go suck Brad Pitts cock you faggot, what kind of loser has to use someone elses name for his username? My guess is you are both about 13-14 years old and still sleep in bed with your mother.

    2007-01-21T09:50:41Z
  • 48x48

    ...but a proper "pimpslap" is a back hand. however any type of slap embarresses or makes a person so mad that they will be off there game, it was a nice shot. never take your eye off a man.

    2007-02-05T02:53:44Z
Mike
posted January 18, 2007

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