I'm not at all surprised by anything some men will do to their winkies. I'm no longer shocked by anything I see (thanks, Mucho) and I no longer care about what infections might be contracted by any of them. Mine's still in its natural form - too small, perhaps - but, wtf, it'll stay in its natural form. These people are just as bad as the self-amputees. For the sake of all the people out there born with various deficiencies (or accident victims), all self-mutilators should be prosecuted to an unbelievable extent. Or something. Whatever, I am bored with these people and the Body Mod brigade.
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I'm not at all surprised by anything some men will do to their winkies. I'm no longer shocked by anything I see (thanks, Mucho) and I no longer care about what infections might be contracted by any of them. Mine's still in its natural form - too small, perhaps - but, wtf, it'll stay in its natural form. These people are just as bad as the self-amputees. For the sake of all the people out there born with various deficiencies (or accident victims), all self-mutilators should be prosecuted to an unbelievable extent. Or something. Whatever, I am bored with these people and the Body Mod brigade.
*too big, perhaps* sorry for the error ;)
Now breathe
Okay
i got 3 diff piercings on my dick, and all i got to say is dont knock it till u try it.
^get bent gaylord
the dont knock it expression is more suitable for a weird looking food, not gettin a dick ring.
Do you put make up on it when you go out too?
^lol, Toolman
That explains iranian's lipstick.
hahahahaha
We're going to see them talking about this on CSI one day... Can't wait!
Is that a #2?
I hope so cause otherwise all his Answers on the SAT will not be read and he will soooo fail!
It kinda looks like a botched circumscision. Like he has little penis skin pockets!
Well, At least he lubed it up good.
No-one's gonna call him a pencil dick?
I was gonna go with "he put some lead in his pencil" or something...=/
*Organic sharpener?