The All New Ikea Pencil Holder......

Comments to The All New Ikea Pencil Holder......

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  para-bellum 2008-05-19T04:15:53Z says:

  Uses of the Male Member No. 103
  
  I'm not at all surprised by anything some men will do to their winkies. I'm no longer shocked by anything I see (thanks, Mucho) and I no longer care about what infections might be contracted by any of them. Mine's still in its natural form - too small, perhaps - but, wtf, it'll stay in its natural form. These people are just as bad as the self-amputees. For the sake of all the people out there born with various deficiencies (or accident victims), all self-mutilators should be prosecuted to an unbelievable extent. Or something. Whatever, I am bored with these people and the Body Mod brigade.

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    para-bellum 2008-05-19T04:17:16Z says:

    *too big, perhaps* sorry for the error ;)
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    FLFisher 2008-05-19T04:52:03Z says:

    Now breathe
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    para-bellum 2008-05-19T04:53:59Z says:

    Okay
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    halfmetal 2008-05-19T05:40:20Z says:

    i got 3 diff piercings on my dick, and all i got to say is dont knock it till u try it.
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    fries-please 2008-05-19T09:52:29Z says:

    ^get bent gaylord
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    Bootface 2008-05-19T10:34:43Z says:

    the dont knock it expression is more suitable for a weird looking food, not gettin a dick ring.
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    toolman961 2008-05-19T16:49:59Z says:

    Do you put make up on it when you go out too?
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    para-bellum 2008-05-19T22:25:48Z says:

    ^lol, Toolman
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    ClaudeBallz 2008-05-20T00:04:09Z says:

    That explains iranian's lipstick.
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    para-bellum 2008-05-20T02:57:45Z says:

    hahahahaha
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  FLFisher 2008-05-19T04:53:39Z says:

  We're going to see them talking about this on CSI one day... Can't wait!
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  espada9 2008-05-19T05:44:32Z says:

  Is that a #2?

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    VicSin 2008-05-19T06:07:38Z says:

    I hope so cause otherwise all his Answers on the SAT will not be read and he will soooo fail!
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    VicSin 2008-05-19T06:14:13Z says:

    It kinda looks like a botched circumscision. Like he has little penis skin pockets!
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  FLFisher 2008-05-19T15:08:24Z says:

  Well, At least he lubed it up good.
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  toolman961 2008-05-19T16:51:03Z says:

  No-one's gonna call him a pencil dick?

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    ClaudeBallz 2008-05-20T00:04:57Z says:

    I was gonna go with "he put some lead in his pencil" or something...=/
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  Judas29AD 2008-05-19T21:55:26Z says:

  *Organic sharpener?