The Assumption Song
.. ALMOST profane! There was an old farmer who lived on a rock.. He sat on the meadow just shaking his fist at some boys down by the crick their feet in the water their hands on marbles and plaything
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i approve of this message.
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*cough*walmart*ahem*
If Hank or Cruel made their raps more like this, people would actually read them.
Unfortunately they don't so....they don't.
No, we don't...but we could, and we didn't, but you still did.
Oh, and OJ...see if you can lick Deja a little more, and suck on yak a while longer...oh and I heard that noob MetalFace needs finishing off and that other noob endbn3 or whatever the fuck he's called also needs a mouth to cum in.
Someone want to translate his nonsense for me?
I got as far as "N" and then I realized whose dribble I was about to read.
those were words?
Yea, Yak!
fuck yah!
yeah fuck yak!
This song make the world seem less dark. And makes me hate humanity slightly less as a whole.
ya this is awesome
Too funny. Kinda like the song the Wurzels sing.
don't cuss!
fuck i'm sorry
this...is fucking...amazing x_x
I've watched it like 4 times XD haha
it was one of the first videos i saved on our new site we are currently alpha testing ;/
new hotness?
we will probably be releasing a bit of info on here soon (probably in a couple days max).. its still very early in the sites dev, its "live" but its not pretty yet, and its not as functional as i want.. but most of the people on here i think will like it, and we will be tying it into mucho as well so it should be pretty cool.
i made the logo
worlds are collidin'!
"i made the logo"
It is all about teamwork & family values. You put across the right message, Deja!
Any chance of you telling us what 'type' of website it'll be? We already know it has 1 vid, but im curious.
How about a link to the unfinished article?
if we can get it cleaned up enough today/tomorrow we will post a msg on here and let people who contribute to the site access to take a look around.. its a video sharing site like this.. kinda...
Cool, I'll keep on eye on the top of the homepage.
I assume that is where it will be...
I will be happy to critically review the logo.
:)
yak, it's not gonna be another spinoff site that fails to launch is it? Like that one you did a while back (can't remember its fucking name) that had a LOT more vids and stuff, but just didn't seem to work.
Yak, will the new site allow flash postings again.
hank's probably already banned
probably
I fear change.
You misspelt 'heterosexuals'.
not a spinoff site
no flash
i don't believe there's any way to ban anyone atm
u could disable the name hankchinaski..
would be nearly the same as a ban
"You misspelt 'heterosexuals'."
lol
My name is unassailable, unplayable
undisableable, unavailable
I comment like comets and meteor showers
100,000 comments per hour
I send commands from the tower
of rabble
I dabble, I ramble, I bumble
I'm not humble when I mumble and fumble
Lazy as a bumblebee
On a summer day with a light breeze
I do what I please
I'm not taking the bait on that. That was shit Hank.
excuse me hank...you know i love and respect you but would you mind shoving that rap up your ass
cruella you are whigger pussy teenage shitsucking wannabe...get the fuck out newfag
Lol.
you disgust me..every time you comment i want to eat your family..
Lmfao! Okay, dik Tyson.
Cruel, you are a shitty judge of rap quality.
You've done some good ones, and some that have made me laugh. This caused frowning.
Not to pick or anything, but isn't it spelled wigger, dik? hahaha whigger.....that sounds like someone who makes whigs.
hahaha well how the hell would i know?
WTF? Multiple fails. Since when is 'wig' spelt 'whig'? Dik wears wigs coz he's old and balding.
Shit. Self-pwnage. As you were Cap'n. :(
Fuck off, you dick. Whig is a use for the word wig.
And no, it won't be in your cunty Oxford dictionary.
And I could have said Whig party, but that is just a stupid British thing, hence I avoided it.
cruel you are thinking of stackr, we had to shut that down because of performance issues and how fast it grew.
Oh yeah, 'stackr' - that's the one. Loads of vids and shit - never caught on too much I guess. I liked the idea though - thumbs up/thumbs down etc.
And Kirk? Hahha. Thanks for neutralising my self-pwn by insisting that 'wig' can be spelt 'whig'. Fuckin idiot.
Did I insist douchebag? Go fuck off again.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Whig
See the bottom of that page because I know you will.
umm, james? the Whig party was a pretty big player in american politics for a half-century...couple of Whig presidents even
We are talking about hairpieces. No hairpiece is spelt 'whig'. Fucking moron.
possum, there is/was a British version too.
Cruella, obviously you didn't use that link, so go fuck off.
hey wigger if you want to be understood maybe you should use your rap skillz to communicate hahahah
fag
I'm not using your dirty links, monkey tampon. I know how to spell 'wig'.
I like how you've corrected yourself now dik.
^misspelled "fag"
The shut your fucking mouth you sperm collecting boy toucher.
(last comment was @ chm)
Kirk? You should probably beam yourself elsewhere now.
no newboy it's you that will be a-fucking off
Cruella? You should go shoot yourself.
'newboy'? Yeah, I see how that works. Justify how ever you like - you are BOTH noobs to me. Dik? Hank has showed me he has talent...other than talking random shit. You've shown fuck all, apart from using the same tired insults every day ad nauseum. Fuck off, and take your butt-boy kirk with you...oh and Metalnoob too.
How could anybody be a noob to you cruella? Even drumrave has contributed more to this site than you.
Choosing not to post vids is my choice...show me where it says I have to post vids/pics? And, I post comments when I feel like it...I come and go. Sometimes I won't post anything for months. Yeah, you're a noob to me...and so's your cock-master dik.
Who said anything about videos? At least drumcum says something useful/entertaining every once in a while, and he is a complete douchebag. Where do you think that leaves you?
It leaves me standing over you and pissing in your face. Drink, bitch. Drink!
i miss drums
of course i also miss trout
so wtf do i know?
Yea right cruella. Truth hurts eh?
possum, where has drumboy been recently?
Of all the things is life...truth hurts me the least. Now, drink bitch..or beam the fuck outta my stream.
drum? With any luck the FBI have his pedo ass by now.
Yea, save your piss to share with your mates.
I also wasn't asking you about drumcum. I was asking possum. Or are you that insecure that you have to answer for him?
I don't care who you were asking, cap'n cumdumpster - I gave you my opinion. And, I fail to see where insecuirty would come into that, you fucking gargantuan failure.
I don't give a shit about your opinion. Why would anyone ask you anything you waste of life.
jim - i've seen a few drum comments over the last week - but, like, one or two a day...weird.
i can see him wandering around with his laptop, downtown jacksonville, pants around his ankles, saying "Wi-fi Hotspot? That's all i need"
possum...haha yea. I'm wondering if Jeff got him finally.
I don't care if you want my opinion or not, cunt. Fuck off, walking commercial for birth control.
Go stick your nose up your asshole. That is the only thing that wants your opinion here.
You're a retard, and you flame worse than a wet matchbook. Fuck off, and die quietly.
Yea, see that is where I again say I don't care about your opinion. Yet, you continue to look like a douchebag.
No, you continue to look like my cum-bag. Drink, cap'n cum, drink.
Please, you have nothing more creative than stupid comments.
Don't beg. I'm watching your US no.1 sportr right now, and enjoying it...so fuck off. I hope to see history in the making...
well, fuck
still , fun to watch!
Yeah, that was good shit. Well, after 3AM here. I gotta sleep. See ya Cheech!
cruel mean: chong
Here's a short schoolgirl rap I started today.
Coquettish fetish
Alphabetish like ABC
Repeat after me
I like little Lola Lopp
lickin' half a lollipop
like she she never stops
lickin' her lips
& smilin' & smirkin'
Hikes her skirt up like she's workin'
Never crosses her legs like x's
or complexes
of complicated sexes
She wants to lick my noodle
The whole kit and kaboodle
Curl my toes like a poodle
Doesn't sound half bad when I imagine MCA from Beastie Boys rapping...
I can imagine you sitting in your class looking at that 10 year old and thinkin up that rap hank.
All those little toddlers running around, hitching their skirts.
Eh?... What?... Where?
My sisters used to do weird hand-jive patty cake games while reciting shit like this.
Exhibit A:
Miss Susie had a steamboat
the steamboat had a bell
miss Susie went to heaven
the steamboat went to
hello operator
give me number nine
if you dissconnect me
i'll cut off your
behind the frigerator
there was a piece of glass
miss Susie sat upon it and cut her little
ask me no more questions
tell me no more lies
the boys were in the bathroom
zipping up their
flys are in the meadow
and the bees are in their hives...etc.. ad nauseum.
Wow, you must be pretty old cause my mom taught me that.
She's 51 and she told me it was from when she was like 7.
>.<
My mom taught me to not talk to girls like you.
That's cause she was protecting you from the inevitability of a lifetime of rejection and inadequacy...
Regardless of who I am or if I'm a slut or not...
Jerkstore, that was fucking funny!
My dad taught me to not talk to guys like JS, as they'll corner you in dimly lit bathroom stalls and beg to let them blow you.
That wasn't so funny.
If he's going to all that trouble I think "begging" would be the right word. Forcing his cock in your mouth sounds more like it. :(
LMAO...
Nice lxl...
it was ok, no poetic device
The only devices she uses take batteries
and smell like tuna canneries.
It smells unsanitary
Her pussy sees more spunk than a
shower drain
Seas more seamen than the Navy
Got more lumps than grandma's gravy
Ya need mashed taters and a
blindfold to get an erection
More bumps than a herpes collection
More jumps than a trampoline
or a trampy vasoline greasy teen
queen getting banged by the whole
scene
24/7 it's a Lucid sucking cock party
A block party
A bust yer rock party
A rusty, rotten crotch party
while the whole neighborhood
watches party
Stupid loopy slut even faps kin
Swallows and wipes her mouth with
a sanitary napkin
Wow, no feedback.
you are losing your fap-ability rap-ability.
It's almost like they were trying to make you think of profanities.
I saw this on TV a while back. I can't think where though.
Bob Sagat "that aint right"
That was great, well fucking played
Yeah, pretty good, better than expected.