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lol, it's like these intelligent humans that dedicate their lives to science and godfags make shit up and get you to try and believe it.
What's really funny is that this video is spot on how christains really think
I really think this video is sarcasm at it's best...if I'm wrong, then humanity is doomed
I made it to about :29 and it's BS
drumrave...this is NOT how Christians believe. this video is exactly the kind of BS the video started out talking about. Faith is under attack by bullshit like this. Kind of ironic
Are you kidding me, this is exactly how they think. I should know my parents made me go to a southern baptist church for 8 years. They believe the bible literally and that it has no mistakes.
Christians think that they can undo the work of many scientists over the last 100 years to disprove evolution without presenting one shred of evidence.
Why is it that they only attack that one fundamental part of science? Because if the Big Bang happened and we evolved from single celled organisms, then the whole creation story is made up. But no it can't be because god wrote it so it happened and we can't question the validity of anything in the bible.
Once you open that door to prove one thing wrong in the bible, you can rip it to shreds and their whole belief is in nothing but made up stories. They are too weak to take personal responsibility for their actions and prayer is a placebo. Something bad happens then it's a road block placed by god to test their faith. They get an 'A' on a test and that was god's work.
Some people need to believe that the earth is not random and that we have meaning and reason for existence.
Last thing, christians try to use the bible to prove modern science wrong and try to say that the bible is a useful tool for modern science, even though it was written 1000 years before modern science was 'invented.'
Thumbs up drum.
Speaking of disproving the bible. I like that they don't put focus on the controvercy of Cain and Abel, seeing as it was only them and Adam & Eve living on the planet. Yet Cain get's a wife, and he fears that people will kill him after he kills Abel.
They have an explanation for that to fit in with the bible, although the real reason is that Genesis of the bible is based on a longer story that made more sense. Bible's version is shortened with only one god and lacking in detail.
Sorry Drum, you are wrong. Scientific Christians use modern science to prove evolution wrong. To wit; the Second Law of Thermodynamics: the Law of Increasing Entropy. As the universe continues on, the entropy of an isolated system which is not in equilibrium will tend to increase over time, approaching a maximum value at equilibrium. Yet so-called secular scientists, full of anger toward their abusive southern-baptist parents or belicosity toward ass-raping pedophile Catholic priests, choose to believe that there is no God just for spite.
Evolution lacks the gradual fossil record, so secularists just say "well a dinosaur laid a chicken egg" or " A chimpanzee had a human baby". Maybe some of your relatives were (and continue to be) monkeys, but not mine. Your so-called scientific evidence is circumstantial at best, completely falacious and misinformed at worst. I am not saying that I am absolutely correct, but I defy you to PROVE me wrong.
Second law of thermodynamics doesn't have shit to say for or against evolution.
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, fatty. you are hilarious! you are a bigger idiot than GayBilly
He's a master of pseudoscience, taken from faggy creationist websites. I think most of them are run buy guys who changed their first name to "Doctor" so that others would think they have some sort of qualifications other than 'degree' from an online college.
Yeah, Dawkins mentioned the Law of Increasing Entropy is his book. The problem is that law only applies to closed systems and while many people think the Earth is a closed system, it isn't. It recieves a constant energy input from the sun, so things can continue to grow and change on Earth without entropy being a factor.
Jones, The Bible never says Cain and Able were Adam and Eve's only children. Its kind of like how all jews are considered sons of Abraham. If you are going to talk shit at least be sensible about it.
The universe is a closed system.
No, it isn't. It has God's daily input.
i always put my input into the universe too
Plus the second law of thermodynamics is a statistical statement and only fucking idiots try to apply their personal definitions of order/disorder to it to say what can and cannot happen. The worst thing they ever did was express the law of entropy in english words so fucking retards could grab onto it and say "Well it says disorder always increases so pocket watches can't exist and therefore the biblical god is real."
Often what perceive as order has nothing to do with entropy. A deck of 52 cards "in order" means nothing more to the world than a deck of cards all scrambled.
You know what is interesting?
If you were to drop a different cat out of each window to the ground, up until the 7th floor the injuries will increase exponentially. After the 7th floor, it wouldn't matter if you were to drop them out of a plane at 15000ft, the injuries will not increase.
After around 60ft of falling, they reach terminal velocity. They then open themselves up like flying squirrels, parachuting themselves down till they land on their feet.
That is the wonder of nature, not god.
It's God creating a cushion of air for them.
how did the first single-celled organism come to be?
one question that cannot be answered.
You haven't been following this subject over the last few days then? If you had, you would have read about the immense task of 'reverse engineering' billions of years of evolution. Just because it can't be answered yet doesn't mean it will never be.
So, god must have done it?
When you did your mathematics exam at school, did you put "god deemed it so"? as the answer to every question you didn't know, huh?
Did you?
So stop ansking the creationists' fave question.
*asking
The origin of life is a little different to evolution really.
The problem with the people who ask questions like, "How did life first start then", dont understand the basics. They want a simple answer.
Unfortunately for them we weren't there when it happened, which is something they seem to miss. Common theories involve things like amino acids, prions, colloids, coacervates & many steps over millions, maybe billions of years.
It really is funny how they ask such a question, but have no way of understanding the answer because they are so ignorant to science.
j0sh, if you would care to do some reading, look up 'Abiogenesis'.
The origin is indeed different to the evolution, but you can't just take a stab at how it started. The first (surviving) single-celled life form must have evolved into another form, and logically scientists are working backwards to try and find the answer. it could take thousands of man-years to get it right.
Or God did it...
I should have put "Whatever god deems fit" as answers to my maths tests.
If they failed me, I'd just point of they can't prove my answer is wrong.
That would have worked, right..?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Origin_of_life
amino acids formed proteins and those proteins helped create the rna strands that all life came from
im cetain well all figure out the origins of life in mucho and all that shit
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Miller-Urey_experiment
Fuck you oranjehankrave.
What the hell is your problem, Mr Skitso?
I believe in the wanko language that means 'fuck you oranje'
Who didn't understand what he said?
Oh, I would join in but it's much more fun to watch you guys....LoL
...It's also nice to see that people actually use Wikipedia
shhh! :)
God, forgive them for they know not what they say.
even though that cannot be answered, how did cellular life emerge out of totally inorganic enviroment, what about the gaps apparent in the line of evoloution? (punctuational advancements of species,far more rapid than is possible, in conventional darwinism)
listen, im not saying evoloution is wrong, i am also not saying there is definitively a god that has anything to do with our progress, im just pointing out holes in a belief alot of people hold as fact, when they may be wrong.this people, is called philosophy it is a hobby of mine.
oh and drum, that still is just theory, scientists have yet to recreate the birth of any life out of inorganic shit.
ok never mind, haha just checked orangeboom's link interesting...
to be fair that was a very recent study... would not have typed an argument like that had i seen it...
Wanker, you claim Christians deny science and when a Christian uses science you deny it. Just like an atheist to want it both ways... just like Homos and liberals. And I'll put my college education up against your hate-inspired fibber-flabber.
And, Drum- remember all of your so-called scientific proof is nothing more than a THEORY.
I'll take my chances believing God created the universe and being wrong that an agnostic/atheist view and being wrong. So Fuck you.
Praise be to Dagon.
I have a college education too, FatRat, and you go ahead and believe what you like.
"oh and drum, that still is just theory, scientists have yet to recreate the birth of any life out of inorganic shit."
I was just about to shout at you. Luckily, I took the time ro read your next post.
fuckin october of 08... damn! somebody tell ben stein
It was actually don't in 52, the reanalysis of the results were done in 08.
don't???
*done
it didnt work in 52... at least thats what i saw...
Patty when did I claim anything about christians or science you dumb fuck? And when did you start using science? All I saw was you saying the second law of thermodynamics means evolution couldn't happen. Well it doesn't mean that. It has nothing to do with evolution at all. By the way, I'm not an atheist either, so I really don't give a fuck what theory pans out. I just don't like bullshit arguments on either side.
And I don't really give a fuck about your "college" education since I fucking taught undergrad physics to goddamn basket-weavers like yourself for 2 1/2 fucking years, and claims of degrees on the internet are about as useful as tough-guy threats.
Also, even assuming evolution isn't how it happened, that doesn't mean the bible is right.
Thats it,im packing up the dodge caravan and heading out to beat the shit out of you wanko
You can't be wrong when you are agnostic.
Agnostics are pathetic fence sitters.
Agnostics are indecisive cowards.
I don't think that religious people should be allowed any time of responsibility. They obviously don't use reason or logic when making decisions.
You know what is worse than a leader making a bad decision? A leader who can't make a decision.
It did say all that in the Bible. It MUST be true.
How faggedly original of you to make such a remark in light of this video.
when i was 8 i read about Legion and i called bullshit on the bible.
even tho my mom is a preacher
shut your cock-hole you fairy
When you were 8 you started enjoying it when your uncle "molested" you.
lol attack of the overcompensating insecure men.
ebaums mike you scantily clad man-bitch..go
ebaums is too organized for my taste
Mike does your mom know you look at Mucho? She'd think you were an Atheist.
She'd be like: Mike you like watching men stick broken jars up their rectum.
Then you'd be like: Thats what Father O'Leary used to teach me at bible study. It brings me joy.
nah my mom is cool she stopped making me goto church when i was 8 or so, she isnt crazy and she acts like a real Christian should, not all hypocritical.
I was once constipated but she slide her tongue up there and loosened everything up. Just like Jesus would have done.
Jesus would only use his fingers
The bible says you suck.
whats bits that in ?
The Book of Revelations, Chapter three, verse six;
And lo, fries-please did sucketh unto others.
^ That bit.
You know what is interesting?
Tardigrades are plump, microscopic creatures that fall somewhere between worms and insects. Also known as water bears or moss piglets, they are the toughest animals on the planet. If their water supply dries out, they dry out, too. All life processes come to a complete stop and they become totally inert.
In this "dead" state, tardigrades are practically indestructible: they have been frozen to within a degree of absolute zero (-272°C) and heated to temperatures of 151°C. They have been immersed in chemicals and squeezed by pressures six times greater than those at the bottom of the ocean: but, like living granules of instant coffee, with one drop of water they come back to life - even a century later.
That is the wonder of nature, not god.
It's God's way of preserving the precious gift of life that He bestowed upon them.
Yo..I'll say this one time for you fuckers...so listen up. From a science point of view there is no way the Universe could exist without a God. I'll make it very simple so you don't have to research for your rebuttle (OJ) WITHOUT SOMETHING THERE IS ONLY NOTHING. No dark matter, No O2, No Tuna...get it? Without a creator, there wouldn't be matter.
why did you think anyone cares what you think? doesn't matter really ..nobody cares you disgusting noob
dik..YOu shouldn't care what I think you should only care what you think which is the entire point of religion....Dick
don't presume to tell me anything shitbag...i've forgotten more than you'll ever know
so why are posting shit here, bungbin?
bungbin = religious hypocrisy
"dont you tell me what to think!"
and then,
"here's why what YOU think sucks..."
dik...I hope not, I've read some of your post, they lack what I call "smarts"...but it is very fun to play with y'all, alas it's time to go back to work, maybe I'll ask some people who are inches from death what they believe....You can say you are an agnostic, aethiest, purple crayon, but at the end....they tend to get a little religous. Have fun kids.
no, Possum...I said he shouldn't care not that I wasn't going to state what I wanted...that's not hypocrisy..it's being an asshole
^ha...responds to "bungbin"
pwned
time to shut up smartypants
Endbn3, did you just claim that science dictates there must be a god?
ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS?!?
i think he did...but watch it..he has a night school degree in welding..so he's a smart one
BendBung pwned you guys.
dik...no degree in welding. I counted 11 people last night prayig to god to stop the pain/let them live....I wonder if any of them weren't "believers" until I got there...
Welding's easy, anyone can do it.
exactly....well that applies to most anything. I thought going to school for my LPN would be tough...easy aswell. Burn it Hot, Weave it tight, Wish it well
Oh, shut the fuck up, would you?
night school degree in welding hahah
If all I had was a Night School Degree in welding...it would still be more than what most of you high school dropouts possess. Let me guess most of you are unemployed, living on food stamps commenting on Mucho all day everyday....sound about right?
Is there something wrong with that?
no, if i could do it i would
1+1=2
one plus one will always equal two no matter what, unless you simply started calling two four or something, then one plus one would equal four
math is, was and always will be. no being could have "invented" it it was always there. if there is a "god" he didnt create math and therefore isnt truly almighty
suck it
If God had never created anything there wouldn't be two things to add together. So there goes that theory.
Bald + Dick sucker = Kojach
1+1=2
2+2=3.99999999*
Work that one out.
Physics VS Mathematics
But yeah, there is no god either.
Matrix?
God gave you a mouth so you could suck my cock.
but have you ever wondered WHY 1+1=2. WHY is there gravity? WHY does water boil at 212 degrees and not 210? this universe has "laws" and "laws" must be "written". now i dont beleive god to be a bearded man who judges us humans, but something supernatural created what is here.
But what is a "law?" It's just a word. And while water boils at 212 degrees fahrenheit, it also boils at 100 degrees centigrade...I suppose god came up with that, too.
thats not what i mean, what i mean is that at some point in time, before the universe was created, there was a deciding factor in how things would work in the universe. law, fahrenheit, celcius, these are words created by man, but they represent an EXACT amount of heat that, at any point in the universe, water will boil. how was it decided?
water will not boil at that temp. everywhere, if you add pressure it will boil more quickly.
ok, but thats just another example, why does adding pressure make it boil more quickly? why do physics only work in a specific way?
Because an invisible man in the sky said it does?
what im saying is that i think christians and atheist are both wrong, there is a "god" but it is not an invisible man in heaven, nor is it human or have any special relationship with earth or earths inhabitants. it doesnt pass judgement. but it is supernatural and for whatever intents created the universe. flying sphegetti monster ftw
Okay, I see where you're coming from now, I think. You're more about spirituality than an actual omnipresent "god." Meh, whatever works for ya, I guess.I'm just the kind of guy that requires some sort of visual proof, I guess.
well, not really spiritual. just a deep thinker and i try to find what seems most logical. i mean the universe didnt just create itself. the universe is said to have expanding borders, have you ever wondered what lies beyond them?
Before the big bang there was nothing. the universe came from the big bang, so the universe cant expand into something that isnt there. The aliens told us that info in there crop circles but i guess you missed it.
shark - "what is law?...
great quote from J.C.S.
best thing i ever did in my whole life:
was a bass player/keyboard player for a 1982 production of JCS up here in the upper midwest "no mans land"
...actually had to reprogram an AARP II just to get to get into "strings" mode...
ran a wurlitzer electric piano thru the Big Muff for the guitar lines Eric couldnt play...borrowed a Casio on opening night 'cause my fucking Moog shorted out...
sounds like lines from the Producers, but, nope:
Just Session players , from my "spider" days....
The "BIG BANG" created our universe, it said nothing about the other possible universes out there.
well technically the big bang did not come from nothingness according to theory.
Sure, I wonder what lies beyond, but at the same time, I believe that the universe is infinite. Of course, I could be wrong...but then again, there's currently no way of knowing, right?
true that, we simply do not have all the facts. we have barely even scratched the surface on the truth.
Do some research xander, before the big bang the was nothing notta zip zilch big fat zero
if you do some "real" research of the big bang theory you will find yourself reading about quantum physics and supposed events that take place in a fourth dimension which resulted in the big bang.
"WHY 1+1=2. WHY is there gravity?"
"something supernatural created what is here."
Deep thinker? You're a fucking retard. Children ask questions like those because they can't get their head around the basics of physics.
You are so clueless, you prefer to put everything down to some higher power then actually do some reading.
How old are you? What level of education (if any) do you have? Do you know anything about spacetime, matter or energy. What about GENERAL RELATIVITY? special relativity? ARE-YOU-STONED??
My guess is that you know fuck all, & you are happy in your world of ignorance & 'deep thinking'.
I'm not going to educate you, I'm just going to call you a fucking idiot. If you're luck, Hank will be along soon. If he reads your stupid shit, I'm confident he will feel compelled to point out just how stupid you are by providing information in the form of wiki links.
Again, you're not a 'deep thinker', you're just dumb as shit whos idea of 'logic' is wild guesses & flawed reasoning.
You are, aren't you. You're stoned.
bravo, you proved a point yet you never answered a single question. it takes a real genious to perform such a feature.
your so fucking stupid you dont even understand the context of my questions. It has nothing to do with basic physics explaining why things are a certain way, its how those physics came to exist in the first place, and not even someone so well educated as yourself can answer that moron
Deeeeep man, real deep.
Do you mean answering questions like, "WHY is there gravity"?
Oh please, who in their right mind would waste their trying trying to reason with you?
You're clearly an imbecile. It is just that simple.
xander70769 says:
if you do some "real" research of the big bang theory you will find yourself reading about quantum physics and supposed events that take place in a fourth dimension which resulted in the big bang.
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xander70769 says:
It has nothing to do with basic physics explaining why things are a certain way.
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FAIL
dude, i feel so sorry for you.
I feel sorry for Oranje too, but its for different reasons.
No time for that Irish. Look at this guy, he's crazy.
what if C-A-T really spelled dog?
Yeah, I feel sorry for me to.
Lying awake, confused about the possible cause's of water becoming vapour.
Oh wait, that's you!
Is he? I haven't read anything hes posted since he doesn't have an avatar, but now I'm interested.
im crazy for wondering why things are a certain way? you would never question a green sky if some science special on tv explained it to you.
Holy shit! He has an avatar all of a sudden. Thats fucking creepy, man.
So Alex, I know you're 21.
You going to actually tell me what sort of education you have, or lack thereof?
sure my credentials include graduating high school and tech school what does that have to do with anything are you some harvard educated nasa rocket scientist motherfucker??? didnt think so!
Drumrave, where the fuck are you?
I want to know where this kid went to school, what grades he got & did he have a date for the prom?
My brother is an aerospace systems engineer so I'll ask him what rocket science has to do with water boiling if you'd like.
He says "nothing".
Only kidding, I didn't ask him.
Dude, like, what if you're just dreaming right now, and all the comments you're reading right now are, like, some sort of fever dream spiraling your Id or something?
*passes joint*
no shit rocket science has nothing to do with water boiling dumbass, your the one who brought up education. why are you so interested in me anyways faggot, you wanna get butt-fucked by me or something? i know you like to play the catcher you homo.
http://www.youtube.com/xander70769 that's his youtube page more coming soon
lol good job "google-xander70769" you know what... your peoples intelligence is far too great for me. im out.
"i am 20 years old and work in the heating and air conditioning trade. the money is decent and the work has its ups, but at the end of the day theres nothing id rather do than sit around and play aweso"
he lives in Cali
he's an hvac technician
What a crazy motherfucker he was.
wow a mucho philisophical debate.... damn sorry I missed this one!
anyways, I know I am very late on this but ummm...
"water will not boil at that temp. everywhere, if you add pressure it will boil more quickly"
you could not be more wrong Mr. postcoitussandwich. I suggest doing some reading before talking... it is the opposite... water will actually boil faster with less presure. In fact, at 0.1 atmospheric pressure, water will be boiling at room temperature.
ok. back to the regularly scheduled mucho philosophying!
I'm not 100% but I think this is probably his myspace:
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewProfile&friendID=68704430
He has an account on some airsoft site, this guy talks about paintball.
The 70769 is a zip code in LA that is near him (saint Francisville)
The guy is 21, and he's plays halo and xbox. He has an IGN account and the quote above indicates his love to gaming
Drum, you need a woman.. asap.
you ain't kidding but I also need sleep. I'll be stalking your asses tomorrow :P
wow amazing drum... xander humans made up numbers that mark the point when water boils, you're thinking backwards that water was set to boil at a certain temp...
drumrave, if you used your powers for good,well you would be gettin laid. keep up the good work.
Well it would look silly to write "why does water boil at the temperature that water boils at" so you have to stick a temperature in there so people know what you mean.
Xander you can toss out your reason for god, if you accept that (for some reason) any combination of constants that can result in a working universe has resulted in a working universe. We're just in the one where everything works out so that water boils at 100 centigrade. Some fags in another universe right now are arguing about why water boils at 100.002 centigrade (although they still call it 100 centigrade.) No one is arguing about why water boils at 41 centigrade because that universe was too fucked up and collapsed into it's self just after it was born.
1 + 1 = 0 BAM!
so that's 2 noobs in 2 days. I may have found a way to keep the noobs out
I fucking did it with science and shit
Don't break your arm fisting yourself in the ass.
xander70769 had a point and it's too bad you know it alls missed it. Just relax, respect others opinions and learn, you can only know what man has created.
I respect the right of people like xander, to keep their retarded opinions to themselves.
Maybe all opinions are retarded, some are just more mainstream.
To know 98% of what someones opinion actually is you must live his whole life through his eyes and mind.
if you are to damn reatarded to eaysily understand people.
With a name like Make-it-Bacon, you know he's deep.
You don't need a smart name to think deep. Jerk, you don't know shit, but you think you know everything(that's what your comment says about you).
nothing had to create all this shit
you thinking someone had to come up with math or decide what temperature water boils at is because your stupid human brain decides that it cant just never understand something it has to fill in the huge retarded gaps with what you know
and since you either dont know shit or have the imagination of a doorknob you fill it in with a dude, no one made the universe it made itself and we will never understand it
get over it, fuck
you all sound like faggots trying to "deep"
youre all already deep, in another mans asshole
the deepest thing around here is the men in your asshole
You know what is interesting?
Newts are members of the salamander family that breed in water. They are the only vertebrates that can regenerate large parts of themselves, growing new limbs, spinal cords, hearts, jaws, tails and even eyes.
As the damaged part heals, the cells reverse their original function and turn back into an undifferentiated lump called a blastema (from the Greek blastos for "bud"), from which the replacement limb or tissue grows. How the cells know what to grow isn't understood, but salamanders are being studied closely to see whether or not human tissue could be stimulated to regenerate.
That is the wonder of nature, not god.
If it is possible, God will let it happen.
oranje, replace a wonder of nature with a wonder of evolution but you're spot on
nature/evolution....both work
It's the wonder of God's work.
:)
hey oranje, you know i really dont care that you come in and call me and my ideas retarded, but if you are so smart, and i am so stupid, then why dont you tell us your theory on how everything came to be...was it a wonder of nature that the universe created itself? or are you afraid we would all make fun of you too?
xander's getting me kinda horny...
not sure why though
Apparently, God did it.
^we dont know and we never will
you truly are retarded if you cant acknowledge that youll always be completely ignorant about the origin of the universe
yeah i figured you for a pussy, your gonna tell me i am so fucking retarded on the subject but your answer is "apparently, god did it." its apparent you cant hold an intelligent conversation.
the only thing "apparent' to me is that i want you to hold me close right now
lol...
shut the fuck up and bend over
should i spell run?
before, or after?
1+1=11...Duh
Oh, and none of you understand what's going on.
Science doesn't have a definitive answer to what started it all. The most widely accepted theory is the big bang. If you want an answer now, stay ignorant, continue to think its a higher power.
OJ...Big bang is old news...use your Porn Surfer to look up all of the ways it's been disproved...now that, you've finished now look up the new and improved theories
oooh...BTW.
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Without something there is less than nothing. For nothing wouldn't have a name without something....Without something to put matter, plasma, H2O, iron, etc...etc..etc...there wouldn't be anything for your BIG BANG THEORY to exist....NOOB
If the big bang theory has been 'disproved', what is the 'new and improved' replacement? And how the fuck can you have less than nothing? That's just fucking stupid.
Fugs...less than nothing implies that it takes something to give nothing a name...so without something...you have (blank) which would be less than nothing (for nothing is a word that implies that there was something and now it is gone) Get it?
"If you work out the physical equations governing the big bang, they predict that such a universe would be very small, even though we can see that our universe is large. One way to gauge the size of a universe is to talk about how many elementary particles it has in it - how many electrons, protons, neutrons, and so on are present. When I look out of my window, the matter I see is made up of perhaps 1088 elementary particles, but a typical theoretical big-bang model envisions a universe with only 10 elementary particles in it! This is perhaps the most serious problem with the big-bang model. It gives a false prediction about the size of the universe. For a number of years, this mathematical flaw in the big-bang theory was not taken seriously by many scientists.
But even if a big-bang universe is of the proper size, the theory doesn't explain why different regions of the universe resemble each other. In a big-bang model, it could just as easily have happened that most of the galactical matter would wind up, say, in only one half of the sky, but we can observe that in our universe, the distribution of distant galaxies is uniform in every direction.
Then come the philosophical questions. What came before the big bang? How did everything appear from nothing? Another philosophical problem with the big bang is, Why does it happen that our universe worked out to be the way it is? Why, for instance, do we have three dimensions of space and one dimension of time? The big-bang theory offers no satisfactory answers. We can begin to resolve the puzzles in the context of the theory of the "self-reproducing, inflationary universe.""
If you work out the physical equations governing the big bang, they predict that such a universe would be very small, even though we can see that our universe is large. One way to gauge the size of a universe is to talk about how many elementary particles it has in it - how many electrons, protons, neutrons, and so on are present. When I look out of my window, the matter I see is made up of perhaps 1088 elementary particles, but a typical theoretical big-bang model envisions a universe with only 10 elementary particles in it! This is perhaps the most serious problem with the big-bang model. It gives a false prediction about the size of the universe. For a number of years, this mathematical flaw in the big-bang theory was not taken seriously by many scientists.
But even if a big-bang universe is of the proper size, the theory doesn't explain why different regions of the universe resemble each other. In a big-bang model, it could just as easily have happened that most of the galactical matter would wind up, say, in only one half of the sky, but we can observe that in our universe, the distribution of distant galaxies is uniform in every direction.
Then come the philosophical questions. What came before the big bang? How did everything appear from nothing? Another philosophical problem with the big bang is, Why does it happen that our universe worked out to be the way it is? Why, for instance, do we have three dimensions of space and one dimension of time? The big-bang theory offers no satisfactory answers. We can begin to resolve the puzzles in the context of the theory of the self-reproducing, inflationary universe.
that wasn't supposed to happen twice...the multiple universe theory
Two points.
1) You still can't
have less than nothing. Nothing doesn't mean "there was something and now it's gone" it means 'nothing' as in no thing. There is matter, or, there isn't. simple.
2) Philosophy has no place in scientific fact, or theory. The question 'why?' outside of experimentation and mathematic equations is usually asked by those that don't want to believe the simple physical facts. Why? is one of the questions that can never be fully answered by anyone.
Why isn't important....how is. You are right Fugs...Why will not be answerd untill you die (one way or another) HOW...now that's the arguement
Atheists...christians...they are both wrong. why is it so horrible to be wrong tho? relax you bunch of freaks.
Hang on, if you're saying those who accept the scientific theories are wrong, and those who accept creationism are also wrong, what the fuck is the alternative?
You didn't think your statement through properly, did you?
You know what is interesting?
Gorillas are the strong, silent members of the ape family. They aren't as vocal or flashy with their skills as chimps or bonobos, but they have better memories and often do things independently rather than simply for a reward.
Koko, a female gorilla born at San Francisco zoo in 1971, has mastered up to 1,000 words in sign language and seems able to communicate complex emotions such as sadness and even make jokes. She describes herself, touchingly, as "fine animal person gorilla".
That is the wonder of nature, not god.
God gave them their intelligence, it is a divine gift.
Was she a lesbian?
Fugsmuck. Josh means that no one knows and it is impossible to prove either side right. The only reasonable stance is being agnostic. To be anything else is Ignorant.
Nope, he clearly stated that both sides were wrong, not could be wrong, but wrong. I just wanted to know waht his other theory might be.
Maybe it's Buddhism?
I heard you were a practioner of Butt Buddyism.
The voices in your head just don't stop, do they?
Atheists can suck it. Have fun in hell suckas!
You realize that if christians are right, paradise equals being a slave doing nothing but worshiping your master, right?
You realize that's the cosmic equivalent of programming your computer to endlessly repeat "You're the best." For Eternity.
If that sounds like the ultimate win of a omnipotent being to you, you can have your heaven.
Eternal nothingness sounds a lot better than something like that being real.
its sounds like your the idiot chxmex kuz u are a slave to your own government u cant cross the government there is always a higher power than u
What if you are the highest power but didn't know it?
There is always a higher power.
I said what if.
Theres always somebody bigger in the playground
No there isn't.
You know what is interesting?
The male deep-sea anglerfish is much smaller than the female. But he has giant eyes to look for a suitable female and enormous nostrils to sniff out her pheromones.
Having found her, he latches onto her with his teeth and then starts to disappear. Scales, bones, blood vessels all merge into those of the female. After a few weeks, all that's left of the male are the testes hanging off the female's side, supplying her with his genes.
That is the wonder of nature, not god.
I'm gonna call bullshit on that one.
i see your bullshit and raise you a bollocks
I will see your bollocks and raise you a pair of big hairy tits.
Apparently, its true. I read about it before I looked up that little excerpt.
I think im going to go take a shit
I prefer to say, "I think I'm going to go take a mikebeez".
oh god it's gonna hurt...ooochie!
but at least no omnivores or carnivores were harmedin the production of this vid
or.."holy hell my mikebeez stinks"
or..."jesus fuck..i just stepped in dog-mikebeez"
you're a piece of shit too billwhatever by the way.. you fucking grovelling poosucker
You mean, "you're a piece of mikebeez too billwhatever by the way.. you fucking grovelling poosucker".
umm... yup!
I took a mikebeez this afternoon at work that blistered the paint on the walls and immolated the t.p. right there on the roll!
You know what is interesting?
Nowadays, "everybody knows" that eels are born in the Sargasso Sea, but this has never been proved. No one has ever seen an eel spawn or die there. Careful scientists prefer to call the Sargasso Sea the eel's "presumed" breeding ground. Young eels have been found there, but not live adults or their eggs. Not one eel has been bred in captivity. When you catch an eel, its reproductive system shuts down completely, as if deliberately keeping the secret.
That is the wonder of nature, not god.
The eels are the keepers of God's divine secret.
Reply Violation on Oranje. This thread is about mikebeez=shit keep your wannabe intellectual bullshit to the other threads, dicklick.
Call whatever you like, nobody cares. I did it on the end of every thread till I got bored.
& what are you, 12? Grow up.
when you catch a mikebeez, it's penis rolls back up into it's abdominal cavity,as if deliberately asking to be sodomized
I thought eels spawned and died in japanese girl's assholes
please just die
Where are you copying that stuff from Oranje? It looks interesting. I absolutely love nature.
this video will certainly be a 100+ comment discussion , but this is the question im always wondering and debating about trying to decide on what i should believe in. i know for a fact there is a life beyond death , kuz ive experienced ghosts , religious awakenings. thats something science cant explain .
I haven't even watched the vid and I've already commented 5 times.
The video is quite sad, because some fucks still think like that.
you have not experienced ghosts or religious awakenings. you only think you have.
and i wouldnt believe in ANYTHING anyone tells you, because everyone is wrong, in fact mainstream religions are so blatantly retarded it hurts. fact is we just dont know enough about death or our universe to know the truth.
Hey cryax, I believe you. I've had the same experiences. Sexual intercourse and...oh wait. Never mind. I thought you wrote "goats."
personal experiences dont equal evidence. Im sure there are people who know that aliens put microchips in their ass and transmit the theme to happy days every 3rd Tuesday, doesn't make it any less plausible or provide a shred of evidence. believe what you want to believe but until i see some verifiable empirical evidence of gods existence i will be an athiest.
You will burn in hell. Repent, accept the lord Jesus Christ as your saviour and ask him to come into your heart while there is still time.
God tells me the winning lottery numbers, but then he changes them before I can win. He has a strange sense of humor. He is testing me, I think.
If he was really gonna tease you he'd tell you that you were straight
Big Bang WHAMMY
Why would he tell me that?
xander is getting warmer!
Ghosts.. lmao Read the God Delusion Please. The human mind is easily manipulated.
The God Delusion is all unsubstantiated conjecture, random speculation and hairy bollocks . Don't bother reading it. It's bollocks.
Ive got hairy bollocks but i do like to trim them now and again
That's because you are a homo.
Thought you wanted to see ?
Besides it's not gay to take pride in ones body
Stubborn there Hanky-panky. The human ego sickens me.
Well, the sicker you get, the better, I guess.
Jesus could cure him of his sickness , he was able to perform miracles
Bloody do-gooder!
Half a denary for me bloody life story?
There's no pleasing some people.
You know what is interesting?
The male blanket octopus takes sexual discretion to a whole new level. He is 40,000 times smaller than the female and his technique involves tearing off his mating arm, placing it somewhere on her body and then swimming off to die.
Given that this is roughly equivalent to a herring nudging a blue whale, it's unlikely she's even aware of him. Meanwhile, his disengaged arm crawls into her gill slit, where it can live for as long as month, until her eggs are mature. She then retrieves it, tears it open like a packet of café sugar and sprinkles the sperm over her eggs.
That is the wonder of nature, not god.
Oranje, what is that supposed to prove?
Would you have ever assumed something like that would happen? I seriously doubt it.
I said it is interesting & a wonder of nature. If you don't agree, well...*shrugs*
I think it is pretty impressive, just like the others I posted. No doubt you'll disagree & say it is boring, just to be an argumentative dick.
It isn't as if thats the only organism that is willing to die to breed.
Yeah, like drum.
There is a little more to it than that in this instance.
You know whats interesting?
Oranje anlways tries to act super intelligent and witty but in reality all he does is google shit. All his "You know whats interesting?" bullshit from tonight is straight off of here: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/features/3634153/Gorillas-can-talk...-and-24-other-QI-facts.html. And the other day he was trying to flame me and quoted some joke about gays comparing dicks on a bar and me walking in and asking for the buffet. If you google "gay jokes" this exact joke is copied and pasted from the very first link. Oranje is an unoriginal plagarist.
That is the wonder of nature, not god.
hahahaha
Of course I copied them, you idiot. Do you think I'm a fucking zoologist or something??
I actually googled "QI facts" because I have the "Animal ignorance" book which is full of them. I didn't want to waste my time copying them out so I copied them off the net.
& shouldn't you be out catching rats?
Info is copied off of the net to make a point every day. As soon as I do it to make a point about nature/evolution it's plagiarism?
You are clutching at straws, rat catcher.
The only thing I'm catching right now is a buzz. Whats your excuse for the gay joke thing, or do you need to google excuses for not being original?
Maybe you can go to another thread and try to be all intellectual there on some other random topic and google some bullshit to copy and paste there too.
If you do, I promise not to call you out this next time.
It is an oooooooooold joke. Just like the one you said about me, elchris, fries & whoever turning a stool upside down to sit on it.
Was that original?
Did you actually think I was a zoologist, or what? lol
As if anyone thought I knew all that from personal research. How stupid are you?
So are you denying that you copied and pasted this "oooooooooold joke"? It is word for word.
No, I realise that you are much too stupid to be a zoologist.
Well word for word except for you inserting "irish".
"I promise not to call you out this next time."
It was quite apparent that the information was taken from a source. I think it is funny how you think you have spotted something quite so obvious.
ATTENTION ATTENTION
Oranje just copied the 6 chunks of really esoteric information about animals off of the internet. He didn't discover it all himself!!!!!!
hahahahahahahahaha
With skills like that you'd make a great detective :)
I'm a little unsure why you're being such a dick. It isn't as though I've been taking the piss out of you today.
yeah just give up oranje, nobody buys into your intellectual bullshit. you say i refuse to read and put everything down as an act of god yet you copy/paste all your intellectual facts. you request education facts of others when all you can say is "my brother is smart" well no one gives a fuckin rats shit about your brother homo.
I was simply pointing out 2 seperate occassions, one of which you refuse to address for obvious reasons. Face it, you aren't that bright and you aren't original either. I could pick the opposing view in anything you want to argue about and copy and paste bullshit that I've googled. Stand up and be original for once.
I just said that it is an old joke. I typed it out as I remembered it & I'm sure If I typed it out a little differently then that variation would appear on the net somewhere too. Ya know, just like the stool joke of yours. Do you have any idea how much shit is on the internet??? You are being so fucking stupid here it's unbelievable.
In fact, post the link to the joke you're talking about & I'll check the one you posted. We'll see if it appears on the net without the names.
Xander, I have a degree too. Nice try.
I don't have to act smart, I have my diploma. lol
Do either of you?
No, no you don't.
:)
I just find it funny that if you google "gay jokes" your joke word for word is in the first link.
Are you denying that you copied and pasted it word for word off that site?
You couldn't think of any flame material so you googled "gay jokes" and added my name to one off the very first link?
you act so high and mighty, yet you are a less-than-average joe. im waiting for you to give an actual, thought-out opinion on how the universe was created.
Oh my god, this is hilarious.
if you went to university, rather than doing what you do, Irish. You would know that in order for an arguement to be valid, accurate sourced information is required.
It is only idiots who like to act like experts in the pub just argue about fact & make them up off of the top of their heads.
Why do you think Hank posts info from wiki & links to wiki all the time?
All you have done here is pointed out your own ignorance.
I have have I? Hank at least say "from wiki" you on the other hand try to pass shit off as your own. You have absolutely no clue as to my education. I don't need to continuously refer to it either to attempt to prove a point.
um not when the argument is about calling each other fags...no i dont believe you need to source your information, unless you have visual photographic documents of said gay person on the opposing side of the argument...you can just wing it.
As for idiots in a pub, what does that have to do with anything? Are you in a pub right now or something?
You always talk shit about Hank and then all of a sudden he is one of your examples as to why your bullshit is acceptable?
zander say: "Moderator! this thread is getting off-topic!
"you act so high and mighty, yet you are a less-than-average joe."
You want to explain how I am the graduate, you install air conditioning, Irish isn't much better & Im less than the average.
Between the three of us, I'm like a genius.
"oh man a 21 year old who is already in a career that salary tops out at around $100/year...what a noob!" just how old are you and what exactly do you do for a living?
100k*
I'm not much better? How can you on the other side of the ocean have any idea as to my worth? Hahaha, you always have to compare yourself to something or someone. That is a sign of insecurity. Believe me you are in no way a genius compared to me.
I'm using Hank as an example because it is him who does it so profusely. He uses info off of the internet to make a point & so did I.
It isn't as though I set it up in any sort of special manner. I simply put it up in chucks to annoy the religious zealots & for some reason, you have a problem with it.
Like I said before, you're clutching at straws.
I just sent you a friendly Email as a matter of fact just to show you how you can't compare. Feel free to send me a reply.
There is no three of us. I couldn't care less about xander. I may be clutching at straws but you are clutching at dicks.
Whammy!
You just started this shit with me now for no fucking reason, Irish.
We had jokes before & all of a sudden you start getting serious.
You can simply go fuck yourself. I have no time for people like you.
xander? you were right the 1st time
Remember, Irish, you started this shit, not me!
Where did I "start getting serious"?
you have no room to talk oranje, i came in here to express a point, and you jump in for no reason with your hate mongering and psuedo stalking for what...to make gay jokes and post wikipedia facts?
xander, fuck off, cocksucker.
You have no time or you can't keep up?
Oranje, what does anyone's education have to do with their intelligence? Does the fact that I have 3 university degrees make me automatically smarter than anyone else? No. But, in your eyes I can tell that it makes one better than anyone. So, since my 3 university degrees are greater than your 1, I'm better. You noob. Shut your hole.
xander, do yourself a favor and shut now...
Mucho Rule #27 - thou dost not interfere with irish and oj when they get into it
Daaaaaaaaamn. Whats up now, Oranje? Does that make Kirk a super genius?
OJ and 1rish..fuck or fight
I do think James is smarter than me, yes.
He does say stupid shit still.
You missed my point Oranje. Some of the most intelligent people I've ever met have had zero higher education. Yet society labels them as lesser. Its too bad because often those people are the first ones we overlook.
shut the fuck up and mind your own business Endwhatever
Yeah, fuck you endvjhcshj7.
I have time for the next few days yet being able to keep up isn't relevant. Responding to inane crap is tedious & I really can't be arsed.
There is a reason why people who have been here less time then me have more dumb as fucking comments than I do. I have no interest in threads like this everyday.
You may think that doing this makes you seem cool, I certainly do not.
i dont think anyone who is on mucho sucko watching the shit and vids on here and even posting them themselves should be having a "cripple fight" in these threads.
Were all fucked up and if we wer ehalf as smart as we claim to be we woudl be using that intelligence for something a bit more contrsuctive other than having a bigger dick contest.
In closing because i said this im not only smarter but blacker than anyof you.
fuck im the barack obama of mucho!
Oranje, my dog is smarter than you and as far as i know, he has never been to school.
Check back a few days & you'll see how I got into an argument with Mako & then said Im walking away. I'm not interesting in arguing just for the sake of it.
Just people like xander who deserve it.
hahaha...Morph. How old is the asian girl in your closet?
i agree kirk..
You can't keep up with me, Oranje, and you know it. I sent you a reply by the way.
You may be right James, but a 21 year old air conditioning guy calling me dumb?
Some smart people may not have a degree, I do.
Morph, I'll let you know if I need an anylisis of which menthol cigarette is the best. Till then go watch BET or something.
I can't keep up with you?
You are not Karl Rove, Irish. All you're ever going to do is yap....yap yap yap.
I've got Degrees...they don't make you smart...they make you rich.
i remember, as an innocent noob, walking right into a rish/oj verbal fistfight...something about catholic/protestant issues...
...anyway, they stopped arguing long enough to (collectively) beat me to a nooby pulp...then went back to bashing each other...
would've been fun to read, if i hadn't been The Noob :\
Shut your hole possum. You are still a noob.
haha
yeah i am james
...i'm just no longer "innocent"
Endbn3 says:
I've got Degrees.
his profile says he's a welder/student/daddy....
a night school course in welding is not a degree you butthole
i deserve it oranje? how so? and what the fuck do you mean "some 21 year old air conditioning guy calls me dumb?" you would have no idea how to install a furnace or air condioner or even how to fix the most simple problems associated with heating/air dumbass. you make it sound like i work at burger king.
although i can see you now typing" google-how to install or fix heating and air conditiong" "ill show that noob!"
Dude, you were talking about not understanding gravity or how water boils.
You've marked yourself as an idiot with everyone. You just tried to jump into Irish's slipstream & start shit with me now & even he told you to fuck off.
You can go away now.
wow, you STILL have missed the point of my questions, i understand HOW gravity works and HOW water boils, its WHY? there is a difference between "how" and "why". physics explains "how" but nothing explains "why"
*burp
xander? could you maybe get my order right next time?
...didnt want your "special sauce", dude
and irish can suck a fuckin dick, this has nothing to do with him
my bad possum, ill try to remember. ill just put it in a container on the side in case you change your mind.
shut up xander you greasy pig.
sorry i meant irish can suck *dik*
no, Tralane
no...
"aww, but i was winning!"
I have anything to do with whatever I please on here, cocklover. I guarantee this is considered a 1rish1/Oranje thread. You and whatever it is you have to say is of absolutely no consequence.
Now go get your shine box, bitch.
lol "this is considered a 1rish1/oranje thrad" i bet you feel pretttty important there dontcha champ! heres news, no one fuckin gives a shit!
possum does.
My farts are considered more important here than your opinions are.
...no...fucking...way. dude that is fucking AWESOME!
can you fart right now? can you? pleeeeease?
The how, is the why.
Why don't you think about the fact that time slows down when there is less gravity. That should get you really confused.
out of beer now :(
(how did this HAPPEN?)
well it's 22 below right now, so i'm not going to go back to the beerstore...guess i'll just smoke some weed...
time doesnt REALLY exist. time also changes durastically for someone who travels at the speed of light. dude you are like a wlking wikipedia its freaking me out.
oh that explains everything oranje, you believe how=why. how silly of you!
If I fart at the speed of light then it is still more important than your opinion.
wait wait wait...i totally understand now. oranje isnt even a person at all. wikipedia has become self-aware, and oranje is its avatar. it gets into threads and uses its wikifacts to pwn noobs! i knew it!
nice one irish, im sure that made someone...somewhere...laugh. barely.
xander?
are you trying bogart that joint?
...the line starts behind north american marsupials, dude
Some people have more than your not quite rudimentary knowledge of physics.
& time does exist. Time is very relative, but it certainly exists.
explain...without copy/paste
this will take a while folks, now he has to actually read something, then TY to understand it so he can explain it.
TRY*
I just tried to fart at the speed of light and had diareah. It is still more important than your opinion.
now that was pretty funny. kudos. now wipe your ass please
without?
okay here goes:
you do not belong here
i hate you w/o even ever meeting you
you are the kind of wannabee noob thay gives sites like Mucho a bad name...
i dont care aboot yer physics
i dont care aboot yer relativity theories - these dead horses have already been pounded into the ground for decades
most of of us here on MS still remember at least a little bit of high school physics...quit thinking that you have a leg up on us, just 'cause your only twelve years old
i dont think i have a leg up on anyone, im not flaunting my education or my google search skills.
zander, what exactly do you think you have said that would require an excerpt from wiki, or anywhere else.
You have the mind of a child who still tries to stay awake at night in order to catch santa.
Asking for a definitive anser about how the universe began shows your lack of knowledge. You wouldn't accept a theory, and as of yet that is all there is.
You can ask yourself "why why why", as long as you want, but daddy will continue sharing you with his pals. The why is...because he can.
OOOOOOOOOO i just got punk'd...where ashton kutcher at? sorry that was a lame joke i know. oranje, i know there is no definitive answer, i asked for your personal opinion. i asked my initial questions to get people thinking, not because i expected someone to unveil the answer to ultimate question as to why we are here. but you shot down my theory as illogical when you have no idea yourself you fool.
What you are flaunting is an uncanny ability to ask REALLY dumb questions, you inept little rent boy.
there you go again accusing my questions as being dumb when you cant even answer them.
you see oranje what happened was i gave an opinion on how i THINK the universe POSSIBLY came to be, and this is when you shouldve given your OPINION, but intead you said "lolz you noob omfg ur so retarded and not even well eduacted like i amz duh gya joke gay jokes wikipedia fact"
You can call me a fool all you want, xander. I don't ever sit wondering about why we have gravity. I understand the concept of mass.
I will continue to proclaim anyone foolish who insists on believing in the idea of ANY type of higher power.
It is preposterous & the only reason you would fall back on that idea is desperation & small-mindedness.
Now, I'm going to bed. Fuck you, dumbass.
now we all think less of you...if that was even possible.
you admit there is no 100% fact answer to why we are all here, but you say a higher power is preposterous? you could easily have a debate with yourself. As of right now, any answer is possible, some more unlikely than others. i am not religious. i do not believe in heaven. but i do believe that we were designed by an unkown force that we do not fully understand. i consider that force to be supernatural.
we were designed to breathe oxygen, we were designed to eat food and drink water, we were designed to reproduce, we were designed to die. why not be immortals who never eat, sleep, have sex? what was the designer? what was its intentions? these are not stupid questions, they cannot be answered, not even by you.
I have to agree with Oranje. Especially his last post.
There is no space god and zombie jesus.
If you fart at the speed of light, does it make a sound?
It certainly makes a smell.
No, they are pretty stupid questions.
Why do you believe the source of life is a supernatural being? You haven't explained that at all.
"any answer is possible, some more unlikely than others"
You were right about that. But, you didn't explain why you think a supernatural creator is the most likely answer. Between a natural origin of life and a supernatural origin of life, a natural origin is waaaaaayyyy more likely. We have actual knowledge of the existance of the natural world. We have no knowledge, evidence, data, etc...about anything supernatural.
Your 2nd post about "We were designed to..." etc... is really worthless. Your statements seek to show the existence of a designer by assumptions that we were designed.
and he is a fag.
we are a design numbnuts.what we know as natural only applies to within our universe. i believe that there is a force responsible for the creation of the natural universe, and because this force has the power to create this natural universe and dictate natural laws, that makes it "super" natural.
how were we not designed? all life forms were made to function a certain way, what dictated how it would all work? a spontaneous explosion from nothingness could not put into place natural laws. before this universe existed there were no natural laws, there was nothingness. why didnt it just stay as nothingness? something sparked the creation of the universe.
oh dear god shut the fuck up all three of you already.
youre pissing contest is just eating up prime bandwith that could be use for porn searches pedo pictures and other fucked up submissions for tomorrows updates on mucho.
Jesus christ.
The Morph has spoken!
Btw, Steelers over Eagles in the bowl.
No life forms were designed. They all arose by chance.
"what dictated how it would all work?"
Survival. Try reading some of them interesting facts about animals I posted.
your telling me, that the complexity of the human anamoty, the complexity of mother nature and all her properties and species, planets rotation to create gravity and to revolve around a star to give us light and energy, all happened by "chance." meh...seems logical.
How else did it happen then, smarty-pants?
This should be good...
"planets rotation to create gravity"
You really have no idea, do you?
If the physical universe were somehow different, I'm sure you would still be asking "you think this happened just by chance".
The answer would be yes, things are the way they are against an unimaginable amount of odds.
...god that was long...
Hhaha fags, I have 4 undergrad degrees and an MBA and have a masters that I will finish some day. You all suck compared to me. Of course if you take a job at the school then the classes are basically free... which has an amazing way of taking the challenge out of them.
Wanko, you're basically as intelligent as Ted Kaczynski. That was quite apparent to us all.
And still no one has answered me about what happens if you fart at the speed of light.
It's the fart heard round the world
take that back, it's the fart smelled round the world
Lemmy is God.
God is broke.
So is the USA get use to it puke
You know what is interesting?
If diversity and adaptability are the measuring sticks for success, then beetles are the most successful animals on the planet. There are 350,000 known species, with up to eight million more out there waiting for names: new species are being discovered at an average rate of one an hour. If you lined up all animal and plant species in a row, every fifth species would be a beetle. There are about 750,000,000,000,000,000 individual beetles going about their business right now.
That is the wonder of nature, not god.
God is fed up with me going on about this God shit, and has smote me with a dose of the shits.
Back in five...
pwn3d by mother nature!
'Twas the work of God, I tell ye!
Either way he's got a fuck of a cleaning up job to do.
checkmate!
That is what God will say to us one day...
Yes...Best....fuckin YES...you are a winner!!! It's about time someone on here alluded to God as playing a game. That's why there are so many inconsistancies, HE (for lack of a better word) dosen't want us to have the answers...it ruins the game.
You're a loser whether it's a game or not.
Are you done El_faggot? Is that all you could come up with? You are telling me that is your best reply? FUCKING FAIL
You're a loser whether he failed or not.
1:12 Space Pussy!
In this universe there is only possibilities. The Christian god may exist, however, it is highly improbable.
But, are you a gambling man?
what about dinosaurs
What do you do when your kite wiIIinds iself around a power line?
ummmm.... I tell some little kid to come over here and hold on to the line... not in hopes he will be shocked, because thats impossible, but in hopes he will be hit by a violently out of control ambulance... just for the irony.
and how did that relate to dinosaurs at all?
Noobs like you couldn't hope to understand.
you guys are no life fat geeks that arent funny, this website blows, get outside, learn to play an instrument, listen 2 real music, get pussy, or try a hobby or working out u nasty stupid fuck heads. you all make me fucking sick, iam never come to this waste of air, looser magnet website shit hole again, have fun with your useless pathetic laughable lifes you ugly fat looser fucks.
Thanks.
I play the drums and listen to a variety of music. My musically training is of concert style and marching band. My hobby is to fuck around on the internet and make jokes. I am quite funny and a few of the other members are quite hilarious also. If you ever come back I will recite this epic shit you just wrote and I hope you stay gone. We will not miss you and no one will remember you or care. Fuck you and no fucking thanks
If you hate this website and everyone who comments here so much why don't you just leave? your an idiot and need to shut your self righteous ass the fuck up
it would help if the guy could type like he was older than like... 8...
He's upset because he's a disgusting cripple and he can't do those things.
This is all from the dumbfuck that tried to rap on here a couple of months ago. Fuck you, smokes. You think anyone here gives a shit whether you come back or not?
haha i remember that
yea and I saw a ghost when I was younger, explain that geeks, yea I actually did stupid cunts
Yeah, I saw a ghost once, too-even posted it here.
http://www.muchosucko.com/show/strange-41912/search
Did you and your wife have a kid even though you're both virgins? Was it black?
I'm not married.
Atheism, pffft. What a bunch of bullshit. The "Big Bang" is just another name for God.
So suddenly you believe in God ?
I went to a big bang once. Cost $120 to get in, couldn't get near the hooker, and everything ended when they found some fag snuck a video camera in.
so there are scientists who claim that the Big Bang wasn't an event, but is an entity that still exists? wow.
no, the big bang is'nt an entity...the big bang happens within the entity.
and fries, based on what hank said...does'nt mean he believes in god...thats agnostic belief.
There is only one event.
This universe was created in my left testicle and still exists there.
Your nut could not contain an acorn, much less the mighty oak.
ive got a mighty oak in my pants
Hank stuck in his all knowing world.
Well, it's much better than your not-knowing-very-much world.
Oh is it?
Yes, it is.
Ignorance is Bliss.
You would know.
i wonder how many people here caught the point about light. the point being that even at ~186,000 miles per second, the light we see from stars and other cosmological objects has taken billions of years to reach the earth (so we can see them), therefore the universe cannot be merely 6,000 years old. just one of the many stupid proclamations that religion made, back when nobody knew any better. it's fucking amazing that there are still morons who literally believe all that same shit. weak-minded motherfuckers.
religion only makes you strong if you can see past the crucifix...
Religion is the best thing the human race has ever created.
This Video was created by an Atheist, go to the myspace page.
No, it wasn't. God made it. If you don't realize that, I feel sorry for you.
I feel sorry for people with a myspace page.
I have Facebook
tiredguy god made the light "older" ... DUH
yak is right. Hank will agree.
TiredGuy, you are wrong.
Everybody knows that we are at the center of His Universe, and if you take the 6ooo years since God made us as a radius in light years, you will find that His Universe is around 71,ooo,ooo,ooo,ooo,ooo miles across. Is that not big enough for you?
That's barely bigger than my dick.
That's not your dick, ultimately, it belongs to God!
Noone got my joke. Too subtle I guess.
^?
was it a joke or a truthfull observation ?
God made this video like he wrote the bible, duh
My joke was,
Religion is the best thing the HUMAN RACE has ever created.
Ya know, it looks like I'm praising religion, but I'm saying it's made by man, not god. In other words, it's bollocks.
Granted I was high when I wrote that, but I thought it was fairly clever.
It wasn't.
Non belivers are idiots...believers of the "Bible" word for word...are idiots...again Mr. Aethiest....without something there is nothing
OMG i cant believe this one is still going
Without nothing there is something.
To be or not to be. That is the question.
I think, therefore, you suck.
Great! Post! FUCK! TARD!
As a christian, this is still funny to me.
Omg, why would anyone admit to being a christian? You are a fucking fool.
If we were created by god, in his image, why don't we all look alike?
All i said was 'this piece of halibut was good enough for Jehovah'
Blasphemy!
He's said it again!
I think the better question is, why the fuck does god have legs and hair and and an asshole? Can't he just float around and create suns to keep himself warm and pop mikebeez into existence rather than shitting him out of his asshole?
Thats a no on the mikebeez thing. There is no other way to create a mikebeez than by defecation.
There is no way we were created in his "image" Why does god need a nose...He dosen't have the biological need for air. He dosen't need eyes, ears, mouth, or nerve receptors...He created us so that we could survive on this rock that he has supplied. Come on guys
You c'mon, you fucking child. Who the fuck do you think you are going to convince of your nonsense? Stfu already.
You are right Hank...reminds me of this old saying....You can lead a faggot to the strait bar but you can't make him stop being a total cock hound. Isn't that right faggot?
Yeah god doesn't need to look like a person, see through eyes or breath through a nose.
That is just silly. He is PURE magic!
^...waste of calories
I just agreed with you. That is what you said, is it not?
Criss Angel is way better
I feel very sorry for morons who can't distinguish Christianity from the existence of God.
just get off the couch
Fine, dik! *plop* I'm off the couch...Jesus Christ...*goes to see what's on the counter*
Whereas I feel very sorry for morons who cant distinguish Religion from Spirituality.
I don't feel sorry for anyone. Just contempt.
See, definitely Ted Kaczynski material.
If Ted was sexy and charming like me then he would have a following of people today who thought he was a great hero.
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nope
23,704.
ive been here for 9 months
this is the longest thread i've seen so far...
do you have to top 1000 before anyone notices?
12629
approx 11,000 but keeping count is for faggots
The very last comment.
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not any moar
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Almost feel like this ia a parody made by Atheists. I mean...Christians wouldn't make a video that made themselves that stupid...right?
this guy is a fucking retard.just because u dont believe the bible to be fact,doesnt make u an atheist.makes u open minded.
^makes u an ubernoob