The Back Up

Comments to The Back Up

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  kentonackson 2009-02-15T05:17:18Z says:

  on each side of the bed

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    Wook-Face 2009-02-15T11:07:27Z says:

    is that what they mean when they say "domestic bliss?"
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    TexasBooger2 2009-02-15T21:13:58Z says:

    there are four sides to a bed.
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    possum 2009-02-15T21:37:55Z says:

    ^math wizzard
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  RandallFlagg 2009-02-15T05:46:02Z says:

  my wife makes me keep mine in the closet.

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    Corporal_Punishment 2009-02-15T06:53:55Z says:

    You fuckin pussy.
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    Make-it-Bacon 2009-02-15T10:01:53Z says:

    Your sexual desires?
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    flylice 2009-02-15T20:27:47Z says:

    Your sexuality?
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    TexasBooger2 2009-02-15T21:14:24Z says:

    your....shoes?
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    possum 2009-02-15T21:39:37Z says:

    ^five-foot four faggy foot fetisher
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    HankChinaski 2009-02-16T15:08:37Z says:

    Hey, no rapping.
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  CheechWizard 2009-02-15T06:33:31Z says:

  Happiness is a warm gun.
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  j0sh8790 2009-02-15T06:37:10Z says:

  i like the bold statement: "its the smartest money you will spend in your life"
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  sandychu 2009-02-15T06:50:12Z says:

  I can't believe shit like this is real. One of the more disgusting and hilarious redneck inventions I've seen.

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    Corporal_Punishment 2009-02-15T06:54:08Z says:

    You fuckin pussy
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    DragoKatzof 2009-02-15T06:58:24Z says:

    hrmm lets see here,some dude breaks in ya house while ya is sleepin comes in you bed room and says hey looky here free pussy.you reach to the side the bed oh hell i didnt buy thet redneck inv gun or bat etc in in the closet down stairs.lol but i myself wouldnt buy one when that thing could be made by anyone.. I know ppl that sleep with a pistol under there pillow...
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    DiGiTaL~BuRn 2009-02-15T07:55:34Z says:

    Wow Cunt_Puncher your really stretching those fingers tonight.
    
    Drago, you've been drinking havn't you.
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    HankChinaski 2009-02-16T14:35:53Z says:

    Wouldn't a pistol be a little more practical for close quarters?
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    1rish1 2009-02-16T14:43:55Z says:

    Waking up in the middle of the night with an attacker in the house and being scared doesn't make aiming very easy. You don't really have to be a good shot with a shotgun.
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    HankChinaski 2009-02-16T15:05:49Z says:

    I just tell the burglars my comment count and they run away crying.
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    El_Wanko 2009-02-16T23:23:23Z says:

    I show them a picture of your ugly bastard child.
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    HankChinaski 2009-02-16T23:42:26Z says:

    That might be funny if it was a little closer to the truth, but my baby is actually extremely cute. People are a little surprised when they first see her, because she is so cute. Her poop smells like strawberries and rain drops, the sun shines out her asshole and her dirty diapers are going for 1,000 - 2,000$ a piece on ebay.
    
    The reason for the entire existence of the world, the universe, and all life as we know it up to this point has been to produce her. She is redemption for the world, justification for the Earth having produced such scummy troglodytes as yourself. Get down on your knees, you worthless grease stain on the carpet of life, and worship the ultimate perfection that is my daughter.
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  RandyWatson 2009-02-15T09:20:23Z says:

  well, whoever buys these things are the same who voted for Mccain, so spending their time and money wisely aren't exactly at the top of their list.

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    Ice006 2009-02-15T10:41:24Z says:

    That's assuming they can grasp the advanced organisational concept of 'list'
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    SteeLxLiver 2009-02-15T11:17:56Z says:

    Randy, I hope you get fucking robbed...
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    AgentWorm 2009-02-15T15:37:36Z says:

    I voted Democrat and I wouldn't mind getting one of these. Hrrrmmmm I wonder if my AR would fit it.
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    Hogmaster 2009-02-15T21:58:54Z says:

    how can you vote democrat and own an assalt rifle?
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    El_Wanko 2009-02-16T00:38:10Z says:

    Maybe he wanted to assassinate a black president.
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    AgentWorm 2009-02-16T03:30:36Z says:

    As my gun dealer told me, "You're a citizen now, not a subject" and "The revolution's comin', brutha." This was some white dude too. Anyways, assault rifles are awesome, that's how I can own one.
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    Mako 2009-02-16T06:56:26Z says:

    I own an AR 15 and voted for Obama as well.
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    HankChinaski 2009-02-16T14:34:21Z says:

    I have never owned a gun and I voted for Obama.
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  El_Wanko 2009-02-15T19:13:58Z says:

  *keeping a list of members who say this is crazy so I can go rob then tonight*

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    TexasBooger2 2009-02-15T21:16:05Z says:

    add me
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    possum 2009-02-15T21:40:59Z says:

    ^misspelled "rape"
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    DiGiTaL~BuRn 2009-02-16T01:03:00Z says:

    LOL El_Wanke thinks rob and rape are the same thing Possum.
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    El_Wanko 2009-02-16T13:59:34Z says:

    Shut the fucking hell up noob, no one wants to read your bullshit.
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    blingbling 2009-02-17T17:50:50Z says:

    i never get robbed but its still crazy... add me
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  dik 2009-02-16T01:19:43Z says:

  you'll never see this commercial in canada
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  1rish1 2009-02-16T01:26:10Z says:

  Before my rights were revoked I used to have guns around the house under the couch and by the bed.

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    El_Wanko 2009-02-16T13:59:59Z says:

    I stick my gun in the hooker.
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  HankChinaski 2009-02-16T14:31:40Z says:

  Repost.
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  Steff-Chan 2009-02-16T22:45:31Z says:

  So that's what that thing was on the side of my grandma's bed?
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  lecherone 2009-02-17T00:10:32Z says:

  i laughed