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I could never have a job like that. I'd run out of stuff to crush before lunch and get laid off.
hahahahaha
now... tape th' boss's reaction when he finds out, an' send us that vid.
maybe he's in the car
Aw it was like some mechanical version of the meatball scene in Lady and the Tramp. Real or not, goes to show you should just take your shitty car to work and park it where they can't reach it.
What if they have forklifts too? Then you're fucked.
That's OK, I'd just drive a forklift to work and create some kind of paradox which I haven't worked out just yet.
If you get the forklift to go over 88 mph, it can go back in time, and you can kill your grandfather so that he never bangs your grandmother and your dad isn't born. And if you have extra time - bang your grandmother.
Nah I drove it in reverse at 88 mph and banged my future daughters instead, much more satisfying.
In fact my future self burst into the bedroom during the act. I explained that killing me would wipe him out too so he just joined in instead.
Chairman, you've really disturbed me now.
what r these machines? never seen any before
demo machines, new range. not the boss' car
actually that's a lie. It's a steel foundry and those machines are used for carting the furnace vats around. (apparently)
first it was two lesbians and a dildo now its two giant robots and a car. i don't know which one is better.
Go with the robots, you can at least have sex with them.
They are so delicate. I bet you could perform some fantastic brain surgery with them.
u could use them like a roach clip
That would be one mega roach
The ultimate boys toy
I think I saw this on Robot Wars once.
at around 45 secs, was that peter griffin?
Well, he said he wanted a compact. <rim shot>
Are these guys for hire? my boss is a fuck and he deserves to have his balls crushed! Oops, I mean his car crushed. Freudian slip. Sorry.
The boss drives an 88 shitbox?
Not anymore, apparently.
KarmaIs a bitch
Good prankmaybe next time they add a blade and decapitate him
This is How I Got Gas TodayI transfered myself into a midget.
Saran WrapIs a beautiful thing
Revenge Revenge Revenge?I swear, they were made for each other.
Erotic Cartoonist PrankWhat, some of those chicks should be happy he gave them huge boobs in the pic...
CaraquariumYeah, but how do you drive it...
Wall Insulation PrankThis happened a few days ago I think.
Dumbass Car PrankstersThats what we call karma.
Phone operators ain't what they used to beWhat fun
box prank gone wrongsome kids fooling around just dont know the consequences....
Rental CarThis is why you NEVER EVER buy a used rental car no matter how good the deal ...
Library PervertThis is a pretty good one.
Garbage Man Scare Prank BackfiresAnother backfiring prank, this time some guys trying to give the garbage coll...
Prove You Aren't a Thief PrankI don't know... she could be hiding something under her underwear...
The Bunny BoilerThe Game: go up and hit on someone who's boyfriend/girlfriend is right beside...
Comments to The Bosses Car
I could never have a job like that. I'd run out of stuff to crush before lunch and get laid off.
hahahahaha
now... tape th' boss's reaction when he finds out, an' send us that vid.
maybe he's in the car
Aw it was like some mechanical version of the meatball scene in Lady and the Tramp.
Real or not, goes to show you should just take your shitty car to work and park it where they can't reach it.
What if they have forklifts too? Then you're fucked.
That's OK, I'd just drive a forklift to work and create some kind of paradox which I haven't worked out just yet.
If you get the forklift to go over 88 mph, it can go back in time, and you can kill your grandfather so that he never bangs your grandmother and your dad isn't born.
And if you have extra time - bang your grandmother.
Nah I drove it in reverse at 88 mph and banged my future daughters instead, much more satisfying.
In fact my future self burst into the bedroom during the act. I explained that killing me would wipe him out too so he just joined in instead.
Chairman, you've really disturbed me now.
what r these machines? never seen any before
demo machines, new range. not the boss' car
actually that's a lie. It's a steel foundry and those machines are used for carting the furnace vats around. (apparently)
first it was two lesbians and a dildo now its two giant robots and a car. i don't know which one is better.
Go with the robots, you can at least have sex with them.
They are so delicate. I bet you could perform some fantastic brain surgery with them.
u could use them like a roach clip
That would be one mega roach
The ultimate boys toy
I think I saw this on Robot Wars once.
at around 45 secs, was that peter griffin?
Well, he said he wanted a compact. <rim shot>
Are these guys for hire? my boss is a fuck and he deserves to have his balls crushed! Oops, I mean his car crushed. Freudian slip. Sorry.
The boss drives an 88 shitbox?
Not anymore, apparently.