The Console Wars
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Comments to The Console Wars
I laughed here and there. Good shite.
"Higher definition bitch!"
Pretty funny
Who gives a shit. Pinball rules!And not on the PC.
my toes tickle when I wiggle them!
NOTHING beats a good game of hearts. And by that I mean four people who know how to play sitting down and doing so with a deck of cards.
A circle jerk would be better.
Wanko knows where it's at.
Playing with a rock is fun too. It gets more exciting once you get it painted.
you know what's fun? playing with a handgrenade. that's awesome!
What is it with Brits and video games? Is it because the weather is crummy roughly 300 days a year?
I like playing with myself. I always win!
lol dizzy was the shit....ok im a bit of a console gamer....and i will say that the new metroid is awesome an re4 for the cube is a good rebuy...i owned a ps3 and sold it...and well i love my 360 for live and rainbox6 both vegas and black arrow...and well say what you will about halo3 but i love that game...and ask me what my live name is and i will meet you on the feild of nerd battle..
*re4 for the wii
yeah i dont really play fps anymore, i prefer strat games from turnbased (heroes of might and magic) to rts (like old total annihilation)... i hear that bioshock is supposed to be really fun (as far as fps goes)
so far as far as new consoles go, none of them have sold me... i play guitar hero on my ps2 tho ;/
bioshock is pretty good...real slick and creative. i got really sucked into oblivion, and well i have yet to play a bad might and magic.
i dig guitar hero i really enjoyed elite beat agents...the first one from japan i just got through the mail osu! tatakae! quendan! it fucking nuts. def worth checking out.
Guitar Hero? I say fuck that damn orange button! Fuck it right up its stupid ass!
Psh orange is nothing. We need a vid of one of those dude 5* jordan
You see, I played guitar hero once. On expert. On the hardest fucking song. I scored in this upper 70's. I will not play again, because there doesn't seem to be a point.
I have a real guitar.
haha guitar hero seems like shit to me.. a little fake guitar with 5 buttons? come on!! not tried bioshock yet. oblivion is awesome(if you have enough time to spend on it), and RE4 was oke, except for the squeeky voiced spanish midget.. MGS4 will rock. i might buy a PS3 when the time's there, and it's worth it.
but ofcourse bitcho took his hardearned whoring money and ran off to the store on the release day, and bought one, and is now sitting at home for about half a year, thinking "what the hell am i supposed to do wit this thing, it doesn't even have real games out? i could've just bought it a year later..
"
I have a WII and a playstaion 2, I Like them both, but I play the Wii more than any thing, My playstaion 2 is nt connected to my Tv
Oblivion is a life sucker!
Rurik, I saw that video. That guy is an asshole! How the fuck are you supposed to hit all those buttons that fast! Im sure i just suck at it. Have you seen that little 8 year old play on expert? That little kids a jerk too.
the wii only has a handfull of games but the ones they have that are good are awesome the new metroid is one of the best fps i have played...fuck the ps3 all the games are coming out for the 360 plus live is the shit.
how do the new metroid controls feel?
you liked it?
i always read borracho5000 comments to the voice of Wilford Brimley, and todays comments made all the more funnier...
"ok im a bit of a console gamer... and I got diabetes..."
"They can help you live a better life"
borracho must never change his avatar
i have thought about switching my avatar but i knew people would get pissed i have this great one of a tiger eating a girls pussy. the new metroid is fun it takes a bit of getting use to but its as tight at you can get withouth having a mouse and keyboard.
Borracho, My handle is OPP4 on the LIVE. I went out and bought a 360 just for Halo3. All i have is Gears of War and Oblivion right now... And all i really play online is Star Wars Battlefront for the OG xbox.. hahhahaa.. man i love that game.
cool once i get my net up and going ill hit you up. my handle is corrival. i have gears, and yeah halo 3 is going to be nuts.
4 player co-op bitches!
a bad case of gremlims. thats funny stuff
PS3 owns all!!
Its true, but there arent enough games for me to want to buy it. and Xbox sucks balls, its only for newbs who are too drunk to play regular games. Manhunt rules all. hehe.
Yeah, and they're getting rid of the backwards compatibility on the PS3, so snatch up a 60GB one soon, since the 80GB wont play PS2 or PS1 games.
Fucking ass-hat bastard faces.
live is what its all about...mgs4 thats coming to the 360..sony doesnt have shit! and well i have yet to play a nintendo system that sucked
DS is kinda lame, never really played it but it looks like it.
na the ds i a ton of fun..its kinda gay, but fun. i ditched my psp for a ds.
I had a ds but I gave it to my little brother. I like my psp way more.
You can play the original DOOM over Xbox live... nuff said
..so?
COMMODORE GAMES?!! How old is this fuckwat?
The original NES is still the best console ever made.
I have the original Nintendo, Super Mario 2 is the best. I have the original Colleco too. I used to have a Commadore 64. God, I must be old.
One of my favorite games was super mario 2 as well! :) Along with the ninja gaiden games, tmnt and of course Zelda 2.
I got really good at beating super mario 2. I think it took me about 11 or 13 mins to beat it.
I used to have a Sinclair Spectrum. Manic Miner was fucking ace. The new consoles don't have the basic playability anymore, it's all show. Rarely use a console nowadays.
Fuck super mario 2. If I wanted to throw turnips at fucking retard animal things, I'd go to a farm.
Fireballs and hammers - that's where it's at.
Oooo ladypele visits mucho AND playes videogames? I hope your a girl... And your hot... And you live by me.
hahah.. hooting dickholes... we have those here too.
haha cool man
uhh...all i heard was dickhole.
Puh, finally a vid without vomit!
Get...OUT!
i love this guy... i think i saw that there is an entire website of shit this guy reveiws and such.... but im too lazy to go find it......
oh.. ya... and since the market follows the money, i got my money on the wii.... that thing is nothing but profit for developers and nintendo.... esepically since there are more wiis out there than 360's even tho it had a year head start.... thats just sad microsoft.....
it's called zero punctuation, by yahtzee.
Woo, Army of Darkness!
Never Played the game but I like the movie, LMAO through the whole movie.
Alright, listen up all you primitaves. This is my BOOMSTICK! Its a remmington double barrel single action shotgun. Retails for about $109.95 and can be found in the sporting good dept. at your local S Mart.
THERE IS NO GAME!
It was "primitive screwheads", as I remember.
THERE IS A GAME!! I have it. There was actually 2 games.
And he does say primitive screwheads at times, but he also just says primitives.
THERE WAS NO GAME!
goddamn, are they really that cheap in the states? (neglecting the movie reference) a 110 bucks? that's nothing!! i wish i had a gun(for hunting and target practice)..
Actually, it should be "All right, you primitive screwheads, listen up!"
IS TOO!
Evil Dead: Regeneration, for the original xbox. Look it up El Spanko. I think the other game was for the PS one or two. But that game sucked so bad nobody wants to remember it.
There was no game and I will be lobbying the government to pass a law that will make it illegal to say that there was ever such a game. Because if there had been one (and there wasn't), it would shame the proud Evil Dead franchise and cast doubt into Ash's loyal followers.
Did i just hear a plane fly overhead? Is your name Tattoo? Cause i could swear your livin on fantasy island!!!!
Video games bore the shit out of me.
Get some of that on video?
you're probably as good at it as my mom, hank ;P
Hey! At least there was a picture and reference to shit and chips....for all you members of team shit.
IT WAS A RED RING OF DEATH
Contra.
thats all i need to say.
you cant name any game from ANY Era that can top it.
ikaria warriors 2.
Super Contra.
Boooya!
Fuck Contra. METAL SLUG Boyeeeeee!
ok ok ikaria is up there.. so is tmnt the arcade game but only old school can compete with old school.. fuck new games anything past super nintendo and sega genesis is shit.
man.. i remember when road rash first came out for the genesis. Talk about an all nighter.
Half-Life 2