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The Console Wars

An unbiased and exquisitely researched report on the lamentable state of the current batch of consoles.

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Comments to The Console Wars

  • Lepprntava

    I laughed here and there. Good shite.
    "Higher definition bitch!"

    2007-09-08T04:09:20Z
    • Erin_go_bragh
      1rish1 says:

      Pretty funny

      2007-09-08T06:32:09Z
    • Th_143411_frankzappa-sittingontoilet
      toolman961 says:

      Who gives a shit. Pinball rules!And not on the PC.

      2007-09-08T07:09:22Z
    • Uber_icon
      Asphalt says:

      my toes tickle when I wiggle them!

      2007-09-08T08:12:10Z
    • Avatar

      NOTHING beats a good game of hearts. And by that I mean four people who know how to play sitting down and doing so with a deck of cards.

      2007-09-08T16:10:17Z
    • Tinyanusol
      El_Wanko says:

      A circle jerk would be better.

      2007-09-08T16:19:15Z
    • Lepprntava

      Wanko knows where it's at.
      Playing with a rock is fun too. It gets more exciting once you get it painted.

      2007-09-08T17:08:32Z
    • Bizarre
      Victorious says:

      you know what's fun? playing with a handgrenade. that's awesome!

      2007-09-09T02:48:50Z
    • 16x16

      What is it with Brits and video games? Is it because the weather is crummy roughly 300 days a year?

      2007-09-09T06:57:29Z
    • Chia_small
      OPP says:

      I like playing with myself. I always win!

      2007-09-09T21:34:37Z
  • Sjff_03_img1363

    lol dizzy was the shit....ok im a bit of a console gamer....and i will say that the new metroid is awesome an re4 for the cube is a good rebuy...i owned a ps3 and sold it...and well i love my 360 for live and rainbox6 both vegas and black arrow...and well say what you will about halo3 but i love that game...and ask me what my live name is and i will meet you on the feild of nerd battle..

    2007-09-08T04:18:50Z
    • Sjff_03_img1363

      *re4 for the wii

      2007-09-08T04:22:14Z
    • Yak
      yak says:

      yeah i dont really play fps anymore, i prefer strat games from turnbased (heroes of might and magic) to rts (like old total annihilation)... i hear that bioshock is supposed to be really fun (as far as fps goes)
      so far as far as new consoles go, none of them have sold me... i play guitar hero on my ps2 tho ;/

      2007-09-08T05:14:41Z
    • Sjff_03_img1363

      bioshock is pretty good...real slick and creative. i got really sucked into oblivion, and well i have yet to play a bad might and magic.

      2007-09-08T05:20:10Z
    • Sjff_03_img1363

      i dig guitar hero i really enjoyed elite beat agents...the first one from japan i just got through the mail osu! tatakae! quendan! it fucking nuts. def worth checking out.

      2007-09-08T05:22:49Z
    • Chia_small
      OPP says:

      Guitar Hero? I say fuck that damn orange button! Fuck it right up its stupid ass!

      2007-09-08T05:29:40Z
    • 16x16
      Rurik says:

      Psh orange is nothing. We need a vid of one of those dude 5* jordan

      2007-09-08T07:30:44Z
    • Smeratar-4-15-2008
      smerf says:

      You see, I played guitar hero once. On expert. On the hardest fucking song. I scored in this upper 70's. I will not play again, because there doesn't seem to be a point.

      I have a real guitar.

      2007-09-08T09:02:45Z
    • Bizarre
      Victorious says:

      haha guitar hero seems like shit to me.. a little fake guitar with 5 buttons? come on!! not tried bioshock yet. oblivion is awesome(if you have enough time to spend on it), and RE4 was oke, except for the squeeky voiced spanish midget.. MGS4 will rock. i might buy a PS3 when the time's there, and it's worth it.

      2007-09-08T12:52:55Z
    • Bizarre
      Victorious says:

      but ofcourse bitcho took his hardearned whoring money and ran off to the store on the release day, and bought one, and is now sitting at home for about half a year, thinking "what the hell am i supposed to do wit this thing, it doesn't even have real games out? i could've just bought it a year later..

      2007-09-08T12:54:33Z
    • Bizarre
      Victorious says:

      "

      2007-09-08T12:54:36Z
    • 16x16
      Leela27 says:

      I have a WII and a playstaion 2, I Like them both, but I play the Wii more than any thing, My playstaion 2 is nt connected to my Tv

      2007-09-08T14:59:57Z
    • Chia_small
      OPP says:

      Oblivion is a life sucker!

      Rurik, I saw that video. That guy is an asshole! How the fuck are you supposed to hit all those buttons that fast! Im sure i just suck at it. Have you seen that little 8 year old play on expert? That little kids a jerk too.

      2007-09-08T15:01:45Z
    • Sjff_03_img1363

      the wii only has a handfull of games but the ones they have that are good are awesome the new metroid is one of the best fps i have played...fuck the ps3 all the games are coming out for the 360 plus live is the shit.

      2007-09-08T18:06:47Z
    • Bizarre
      Victorious says:

      how do the new metroid controls feel?

      2007-09-09T02:50:11Z
    • Bizarre
      Victorious says:

      you liked it?

      2007-09-09T02:50:31Z
    • 16x16

      i always read borracho5000 comments to the voice of Wilford Brimley, and todays comments made all the more funnier...

      2007-09-09T06:59:35Z
    • 16x16

      "ok im a bit of a console gamer... and I got diabetes..."

      2007-09-09T07:00:23Z
    • 00000000012
      dik says:

      "They can help you live a better life"

      2007-09-09T07:09:58Z
    • 00000000012
      dik says:

      borracho must never change his avatar

      2007-09-09T07:10:52Z
    • Sjff_03_img1363

      i have thought about switching my avatar but i knew people would get pissed i have this great one of a tiger eating a girls pussy. the new metroid is fun it takes a bit of getting use to but its as tight at you can get withouth having a mouse and keyboard.

      2007-09-09T14:24:49Z
    • Chia_small
      OPP says:

      Borracho, My handle is OPP4 on the LIVE. I went out and bought a 360 just for Halo3. All i have is Gears of War and Oblivion right now... And all i really play online is Star Wars Battlefront for the OG xbox.. hahhahaa.. man i love that game.

      2007-09-09T16:04:45Z
    • Sjff_03_img1363

      cool once i get my net up and going ill hit you up. my handle is corrival. i have gears, and yeah halo 3 is going to be nuts.

      2007-09-09T16:53:29Z
    • Chia_small
      OPP says:

      4 player co-op bitches!

      2007-09-09T21:35:37Z
  • 48x48

    a bad case of gremlims. thats funny stuff

    2007-09-08T04:19:33Z
  • Gta2800
    gta2800 says:

    PS3 owns all!!

    2007-09-08T04:27:10Z
    • Avatar
      zxcv says:

      Its true, but there arent enough games for me to want to buy it. and Xbox sucks balls, its only for newbs who are too drunk to play regular games. Manhunt rules all. hehe.

      2007-09-08T08:33:13Z
    • Smeratar-4-15-2008
      smerf says:

      Yeah, and they're getting rid of the backwards compatibility on the PS3, so snatch up a 60GB one soon, since the 80GB wont play PS2 or PS1 games.

      Fucking ass-hat bastard faces.

      2007-09-08T09:03:53Z
    • Sjff_03_img1363

      live is what its all about...mgs4 thats coming to the 360..sony doesnt have shit! and well i have yet to play a nintendo system that sucked

      2007-09-08T11:54:08Z
    • Bizarre
      Victorious says:

      DS is kinda lame, never really played it but it looks like it.

      2007-09-08T12:55:49Z
    • Sjff_03_img1363

      na the ds i a ton of fun..its kinda gay, but fun. i ditched my psp for a ds.

      2007-09-08T18:08:43Z
    • Gta2800
      gta2800 says:

      I had a ds but I gave it to my little brother. I like my psp way more.

      2007-09-09T01:50:35Z
    • 16x16

      You can play the original DOOM over Xbox live... nuff said

      2007-09-09T06:52:38Z
    • Bizarre
      Victorious says:

      ..so?

      2007-09-09T22:36:08Z
  • Images
    ramass says:

    COMMODORE GAMES?!! How old is this fuckwat?

    2007-09-08T04:30:00Z
    • Images
      ramass says:

      The original NES is still the best console ever made.

      2007-09-08T04:30:49Z
    • Avatarnew
      ladypele says:

      I have the original Nintendo, Super Mario 2 is the best. I have the original Colleco too. I used to have a Commadore 64. God, I must be old.

      2007-09-08T06:36:55Z
    • Images
      ramass says:

      One of my favorite games was super mario 2 as well! :) Along with the ninja gaiden games, tmnt and of course Zelda 2.

      2007-09-08T07:26:11Z
    • Images
      ramass says:

      I got really good at beating super mario 2. I think it took me about 11 or 13 mins to beat it.

      2007-09-08T07:31:53Z
    • Cheekyhunt
      cheekycov says:

      I used to have a Sinclair Spectrum. Manic Miner was fucking ace. The new consoles don't have the basic playability anymore, it's all show. Rarely use a console nowadays.

      2007-09-08T09:11:17Z
    • Tinyanusol
      El_Wanko says:

      Fuck super mario 2. If I wanted to throw turnips at fucking retard animal things, I'd go to a farm.

      2007-09-08T12:14:57Z
    • Tinyanusol
      El_Wanko says:

      Fireballs and hammers - that's where it's at.

      2007-09-08T12:15:26Z
    • Chia_small
      OPP says:

      Oooo ladypele visits mucho AND playes videogames? I hope your a girl... And your hot... And you live by me.

      2007-09-08T15:04:39Z
  • Chia_small
    OPP says:

    hahah.. hooting dickholes... we have those here too.

    2007-09-08T04:33:56Z
  • 48x48

    haha cool man

    2007-09-08T04:39:45Z
  • Avatar

    uhh...all i heard was dickhole.

    2007-09-08T04:43:14Z
  • Pferd2
    Romeo2000 says:

    Puh, finally a vid without vomit!

    2007-09-08T04:49:59Z
    • 16x16
      pleep says:

      Get...OUT!

      2007-09-08T06:47:51Z
  • 48x48

    i love this guy... i think i saw that there is an entire website of shit this guy reveiws and such.... but im too lazy to go find it......

    oh.. ya... and since the market follows the money, i got my money on the wii.... that thing is nothing but profit for developers and nintendo.... esepically since there are more wiis out there than 360's even tho it had a year head start.... thats just sad microsoft.....

    2007-09-08T06:46:23Z
    • Bizarre
      Victorious says:

      it's called zero punctuation, by yahtzee.

      2007-09-08T13:00:35Z
  • Tinyanusol
    El_Wanko says:

    Woo, Army of Darkness!

    2007-09-08T12:15:53Z
    • 16x16
      Leela27 says:

      Never Played the game but I like the movie, LMAO through the whole movie.

      2007-09-08T15:03:22Z
    • Chia_small
      OPP says:

      Alright, listen up all you primitaves. This is my BOOMSTICK! Its a remmington double barrel single action shotgun. Retails for about $109.95 and can be found in the sporting good dept. at your local S Mart.

      2007-09-08T15:07:40Z
    • Tinyanusol
      El_Wanko says:

      THERE IS NO GAME!

      2007-09-08T16:20:12Z
    • Tinyanusol
      El_Wanko says:

      It was "primitive screwheads", as I remember.

      2007-09-08T16:20:38Z
    • Chia_small
      OPP says:

      THERE IS A GAME!! I have it. There was actually 2 games.

      And he does say primitive screwheads at times, but he also just says primitives.

      2007-09-09T00:38:25Z
    • Tinyanusol
      El_Wanko says:

      THERE WAS NO GAME!

      2007-09-09T01:10:18Z
    • Bizarre
      Victorious says:

      goddamn, are they really that cheap in the states? (neglecting the movie reference) a 110 bucks? that's nothing!! i wish i had a gun(for hunting and target practice)..

      2007-09-09T02:52:58Z
    • Smeratar-4-15-2008
      smerf says:

      Actually, it should be "All right, you primitive screwheads, listen up!"

      2007-09-09T08:39:33Z
    • Chia_small
      OPP says:

      IS TOO!

      2007-09-09T15:57:58Z
    • Chia_small
      OPP says:

      Evil Dead: Regeneration, for the original xbox. Look it up El Spanko. I think the other game was for the PS one or two. But that game sucked so bad nobody wants to remember it.

      2007-09-09T16:01:45Z
    • Tinyanusol
      El_Wanko says:

      There was no game and I will be lobbying the government to pass a law that will make it illegal to say that there was ever such a game. Because if there had been one (and there wasn't), it would shame the proud Evil Dead franchise and cast doubt into Ash's loyal followers.

      2007-09-10T00:02:59Z
    • Chia_small
      OPP says:

      Did i just hear a plane fly overhead? Is your name Tattoo? Cause i could swear your livin on fantasy island!!!!

      2007-09-10T00:11:30Z
  • Bukowski2

    Video games bore the shit out of me.

    2007-09-08T13:11:45Z
    • Chia_small
      OPP says:

      Get some of that on video?

      2007-09-08T15:08:03Z
    • Bizarre
      Victorious says:

      you're probably as good at it as my mom, hank ;P

      2007-09-09T02:53:26Z
  • Kirkms
    JamesTKirk says:

    Hey! At least there was a picture and reference to shit and chips....for all you members of team shit.

    2007-09-08T17:52:23Z
  • 48x48

    IT WAS A RED RING OF DEATH

    2007-09-08T21:33:48Z
  • Dragon-avatarsmall
    -Morph- says:

    Contra.

    thats all i need to say.


    you cant name any game from ANY Era that can top it.

    2007-09-08T22:19:15Z
    • Sjff_03_img1363

      ikaria warriors 2.

      2007-09-09T00:32:21Z
    • Chia_small
      OPP says:

      Super Contra.

      2007-09-09T00:38:58Z
    • Chia_small
      OPP says:

      Boooya!

      2007-09-09T00:39:14Z
    • 16x16

      Fuck Contra. METAL SLUG Boyeeeeee!

      2007-09-09T06:51:21Z
    • Dragon-avatarsmall
      -Morph- says:

      ok ok ikaria is up there.. so is tmnt the arcade game but only old school can compete with old school.. fuck new games anything past super nintendo and sega genesis is shit.

      2007-09-09T07:38:54Z
    • Chia_small
      OPP says:

      man.. i remember when road rash first came out for the genesis. Talk about an all nighter.

      2007-09-09T15:59:16Z
    • Bizarre
      Victorious says:

      Half-Life 2

      2007-09-09T22:37:11Z
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posted September 08, 2007

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