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  • Scim
    Scim 2009-07-06T04:11:51Z says:

    No way Kentucky and Tennessee are part of the Atlantic group. KY will go to midwest states, Tennessee goes to Texas states.

    • ClaudeBallz
      ClaudeBallz 2009-07-06T04:59:01Z says:

      I live in Northern VA, right outside of DC. They would peel off those suburbs, but from Southern VA down, it's hardcore Southern, baby.

    • PUSSYHANDS
      PUSSYHANDS 2009-07-06T07:34:06Z says:

      Yeah I can see Tn surrendering to Mex e Co.

    • Jigga
      Jigga 2009-07-06T23:29:07Z says:

      Texas would be the first to surrender to Mexico.......over their dead body's.

  • Kojach
    Kojach 2009-07-06T04:21:24Z says:

    professor of what? dumbass vague as fuck bullshit?

    • Vomitcircus
      Vomitcircus 2009-07-06T04:27:08Z says:

      I'd take a class on that.

    • fooliam
      fooliam 2009-07-06T04:38:35Z says:

      professor of Russian internet studies would be my guess

    • cold
      cold 2009-07-06T10:48:09Z says:

      i wrote a book on that once... it was called "Cold's Comments : An Introspective Analysis of Reactions to Dumbassery on the Interwebs"

    • PUSSYHANDS
      PUSSYHANDS 2009-07-06T13:22:45Z says:

      There is only one book here boy, Dik's manual on fucking shit up.

    • smerf
      smerf 2009-07-07T03:40:46Z says:

      I'll admit, I didn't expect much, but it was a good read.

    • possum
      possum 2009-07-07T03:44:27Z says:

      ^needs to read "Garbage Or Food? One Possum's Daily Journal"

  • LucesDarkness
    LucesDarkness 2009-07-06T04:23:16Z says:

    But we all know Southern California and Arizona will go to the Mexican territories.

    • cold
      cold 2009-07-06T10:48:31Z says:

      uhhhhhhhhhh they pretty much are already...

  • AquaLunaTik
    AquaLunaTik 2009-07-06T04:25:01Z says:

    Canada has influence ?

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2009-07-06T04:50:34Z says:

      I don't even really think there is such a thing as Canada. Its like this make believe place where everyone is such a queer they pretend to be French.

    • PunkChef13
      PunkChef13 2009-07-06T04:50:43Z says:

      lol win

    • possum
      possum 2009-07-06T04:54:09Z says:

      wow rish...
      i misunderestimated yu

    • AquaLunaTik
      AquaLunaTik 2009-07-06T04:55:43Z says:

      Hahaha

    • cold
      cold 2009-07-06T10:49:18Z says:

      how the fuck is canada gonna take anything anyway? its not like they're gonna go to war for... anything.... in the past bajillion years....

    • MetalFace
      MetalFace 2009-07-06T18:17:59Z says:

      lol, poss... did you not underestimate him enough?

    • Indica
      Indica 2009-07-06T20:10:13Z says:

      i welcome my new canadian overlords

  • sirtokesalot
    sirtokesalot 2009-07-06T04:27:23Z says:

    i wouldn't mind being under canadian influence....have y'all tried the BC bud?!?!?!?
    but alas, i'll be lumped in with Atlantic American

    • Pudding
      Pudding 2009-07-06T04:56:55Z says:

      Same... the only thing I don't like about Canada is the socialized health care. Good theory... But the execution of it fails hard. My Ex was a Canadian and had major health issues. In the end she nearly died half a dozen times from doctors brushing her off.

    • sirtokesalot
      sirtokesalot 2009-07-06T05:08:31Z says:

      you're the 1st i've heard that didn't have good things to say about the health system.

    • Pudding
      Pudding 2009-07-06T07:12:06Z says:

      It probably depends on where you live too. Big city is going to have a lot of people requiring medical attention. I just remember hearing horror stories from her. She had a form of cancer on her uterus at the age of 16 and the doctor kept blowing her off till her mother harassed his secretary as to where he was. Found him the golf course chewed him out a new asshole, then when it came time for surgery he had a conflict of ethics making it so a teenager couldn't have the chance to procreate later in life. So he choose not to do the surgery she was in dire needs of for half a year and dealt with intolerable pain the entire time, where as the doctors morals were easier to handle her going through an agonizing death then performing the surgery. I've always wondered if that douche bag doctor did it earlier if she wouldn't have had internal suffering issues for the next eleven years. God rest her soul. One of the nicest people I've ever met in my life.

    • Terrapin
      Terrapin 2009-07-06T07:15:38Z says:

      can someone give me the cliffs notes on Puddings last post?

    • Decepticon49
      Decepticon49 2009-07-06T07:28:35Z says:

      Your mom is dying. your moom dies. Those are the cliff notes.

    • Terrapin
      Terrapin 2009-07-06T07:30:27Z says:

      Thanks funny guy.

    • Decepticon49
      Decepticon49 2009-07-06T07:39:48Z says:

      I didn't mean it. sorry terrapin

    • Terrapin
      Terrapin 2009-07-06T07:43:56Z says:

      its ok, it happens

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2009-07-06T07:50:59Z says:

      *i'm a raging homo

    • xzekiel
      xzekiel 2009-07-06T08:01:05Z says:

      -*

    • ^Jasper
      ^Jasper 2009-07-06T08:11:39Z says:

      Americans always know a Canadian that allegedly suffered under 'socialist healthcare' , it's funny tho, anytime a politician in Canada attempts to reform socialized healthcare, they are voted out of office.

      I'm calling Pudding a %100 bullshitter on his %100 bullshit story.

      Pudding is a bullshitter.

    • DeadMan
      DeadMan 2009-07-06T10:00:34Z says:

      While Puddings story seems unlikley, the health care system here does leave ALOT to be desired. If the US did break up, Canada would only be interested in the border states, including Alaska (we wouldnt want to share a border with Mexico)

    • ^Jasper
      ^Jasper 2009-07-06T11:02:17Z says:

      You may be unhappy with it, it's much better than what's available in the US.

      If you want good fake boobs and medicine to help you get erections, the USA is a great place to get 'healthcare'

      If you want preventative medicine and care when you need it most, single payer systems like in Canada ( and the rest of the world ) are most effective.

    • El_Wanko
      El_Wanko 2009-07-06T12:23:06Z says:

      I've tried both. Canada is better if you're broke and you need something to avoid dying. US is better otherwise. I Canada you can't just go get something done, everything has a wait... everything. Insurance has ruined both the systems so they cost a fuckload more than they should (like if you ask how much to get a windshield fixed and the guy tells you "well it's $700 if you have insurance and $150 if you don't"... same shit happens when you insure the fuck out of health care.)

    • El_Wanko
      El_Wanko 2009-07-06T12:23:55Z says:

      Jasper the only single payer health systems in the world are Canada, Cuba, and North Korea.

    • El_Wanko
      El_Wanko 2009-07-06T12:37:20Z says:

      My info was outdated.. add Taiwan to that list.

    • fries-please
      fries-please 2009-07-06T12:43:19Z says:

      fail

    • smerf
      smerf 2009-07-06T22:28:51Z says:

      Wanko, the reason stuff like that happens (in many cases) is because insurance companies started telling providers "oh, you want to charge how much? Okay, we'll pay you 37% of that." Which made the providers jack up their prices so they can make what they wanted to get in the first place.

    • El_Wanko
      El_Wanko 2009-07-07T14:50:43Z says:

      Yeah plus for health insurance, fucking half of it is just going to pay malpractice insurance because apparently the life of some asshole that sits in front of the TV all day is worth millions.

      If insurance is gonna work it has to be completely deregulated so that any bunch of fuckers can start their own company and exclude whoever the fuck they want. Yeah the fucking fat diabetic aids infested fucks that spend all day smoking and drinking in front of the TV will in uninsurable... so fucking what?

  • possum
    possum 2009-07-06T04:31:59Z says:

    hilarious wishful thinking by some russian tard who just got his summer cabin nationalized by the Ukraine

    • possum
      possum 2009-07-06T04:35:55Z says:

      ardeau? eat my smelly shitstained prehensile tail, you useless frog

    • AquaLunaTik
      AquaLunaTik 2009-07-06T04:37:56Z says:

      With Palin resigning , Alaska will fall .

    • Kojach
      Kojach 2009-07-06T04:41:36Z says:

      hopefully it will, a good war with russia over their invasion of alaska would be really good for the us

      nothing jumpstarts the economy like a good war, wwii took us out of the great depression

    • PunkChef13
      PunkChef13 2009-07-06T04:51:54Z says:

      maybe it'll be China invading like in Fallout 3!!! That would be sweet!!

    • K-Billy
      K-Billy 2009-07-07T04:36:45Z says:

      What's truly interesting is if anyone ever tried to conquer America by a land sea invasion, Russia-Alaska would be the place to do it. It would be a lot like normandy, except 1,000 times worse.

  • toolman961
    toolman961 2009-07-06T04:32:25Z says:

    Long after I'm dead.

  • ClaudeBallz
    ClaudeBallz 2009-07-06T05:01:07Z says:

    Who does Disneyworld align with?

    • Nixon'sGhost
      Nixon'sGhost 2009-07-06T05:03:24Z says:

      Cuba

    • possum
      possum 2009-07-06T05:07:32Z says:

      *misspelled "vichy france"

  • possum
    possum 2009-07-06T05:47:07Z says:

    ardeau is obviously a loyal french teen -aged -boy

  • possum
    possum 2009-07-06T05:49:42Z says:

    trivia question:
    the first time americans fired shots "in anger" in WW2...

    what was the nationality of tha recipient?

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2009-07-06T05:52:24Z says:

      A black guy?

    • sirtokesalot
      sirtokesalot 2009-07-06T05:58:37Z says:

      russian?

    • Terrapin
      Terrapin 2009-07-06T06:12:58Z says:

      A soon to be dead guy?

    • DoubleC
      DoubleC 2009-07-06T06:13:28Z says:

      The FRENCH!
      Vichy French in Africa, to be exact.

    • PUSSYHANDS
      PUSSYHANDS 2009-07-06T07:37:06Z says:

      The Germans and their slave Africans, the desert fox was no match for Patton but creamed the Brits.

    • fries-please
      fries-please 2009-07-06T12:34:03Z says:

      Probably an English man , damn americans only know how to hit thier allies

    • MetalFace
      MetalFace 2009-07-06T18:19:12Z says:

      shoot THEM in the belly!

    • smerf
      smerf 2009-07-06T22:29:28Z says:

      Probably another American.

    • K-Billy
      K-Billy 2009-07-07T04:38:33Z says:

      Kiwis?

    • fries-please
      fries-please 2009-07-07T11:10:54Z says:

      fruit ?

  • RandyWatson
    RandyWatson 2009-07-06T06:56:13Z says:

    Fuckin nothing can go to mexico or mexican influence. They are internally too fucked up to influence a go kart race. California...i'm down to side with Japan, fuck china. Socal can go where ever the fuck it wants

  • royalrexford
    royalrexford 2009-07-06T07:03:57Z says:

    Because this totally makes sense.

  • BILLYMAYSHERE
    BILLYMAYSHERE 2009-07-06T07:46:12Z says:

    No way NY goes to the Euros..we all know that Mother Isreal is coming for ya!!
    Texas will just succeed like its threatening to do already and Chuck Norris will be president.California has already been annexed by the beaners so piss off you greedy yellow commies with a flare for melamine.Cuba would own Flo'da.Canada would want any part of these states.

    • blingbling
      blingbling 2009-07-06T11:31:33Z says:

      i'll 'fend flo'da

  • DetectiveRonnn
    DetectiveRonnn 2009-07-06T08:57:26Z says:

    and im along for the ride

  • fries-please
    fries-please 2009-07-06T11:08:19Z says:

    america will take its place within the British Empire again

    • fries-please
      fries-please 2009-07-06T12:32:08Z says:

      soon enough

    • Romeo2000
      Romeo2000 2009-07-06T14:15:06Z says:

      no, it's already in the jewish empire. they won't let it go anymore...

    • ClaudeBallz
      ClaudeBallz 2009-07-07T00:02:17Z says:

      That's great fries. Then all we Yanks can serve tea and crumpets to your Pakistani overlords.

  • VoiceOfGod
    VoiceOfGod 2009-07-06T11:44:21Z says:

    "Mexican Influence"

    That's an oxy-moron.

    • dik
      dik 2009-07-06T20:22:33Z says:

      how?

    • ClaudeBallz
      ClaudeBallz 2009-07-07T00:01:32Z says:

      What about Mexican Influenza?

  • toxicdrunk
    toxicdrunk 2009-07-07T07:57:49Z says:

    I don't believe there will be anything left for anyone to make use of after America dies out. in the end we'll either just be one big crater from a nuclear war or we'll have drained out all of our resources on the useless shit we all use now-a-days.

Ardeau
posted July 06, 2009

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