what's the difference between a dead black guy and a set of golf clubs? I don't have a set of golf clubs in the trunk of my car. (that's supposed to be a dead hooker joke.....but, when in rome.....)
Hank: incorrect information i do have an job, i working on my business . In some years i will have lots of money but the money is going to be use in different projects.
whats the bubble ? Hank is funny something but its always the same type of jokes so it get kind of boring, you meet the hank type everyday on youtube making there bad sucky jokes. My business will be great...
How can you tell a nigger from a crowd?
.
Look for the basketball.
.
Or shout "Freeze" and see who runs.
.
Or if nighttime kill everyone you see, then turn on a flashlight.
A black guy, an indian, and a cowboy are sitting at a bar. The indian gets a far off look in his eyes, and gestures to no one in particular. "Once we were many, but now we are few." he says. The black dude sits there for a second, then responds "Once we was few, but now we's many!" The cowboy finishes his last sip of beer, turns to the black dude, and says "That's cuz we aint played cowboys and niggers yet."
A black guy, a white guy, and a mexican are sitting at a bar. The white guy turns to the black guy and asks: "did you here the one about the three of us?"
This is fucking lame I consider myself to not be racist but I enjoy a good joke no matter how fucked up, the stupid thing is most black comedians jokes contain a very large amount of racism I don't mind it but the double standard is pretty stupid.
what stations do you watch? plenty of white comedians and sitcoms are filled with racial jokes... Southpark and Drawn Together (which i love very much) just to name a few, go to the extreme and are both created by a group of white guys... dont be stupid enough to blame an entire race for two jackasses that cant take a joke (Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson)... i'm black, and if its funny, i'll laugh
there is no double standard, theres a difference in comedy and racism... if you tell a black joke, who cares... but if your Kraemer and you throw insults with intent to hurt, you've crossed a line... thats just my opinion
I'm all for equality... which contains the word EQUAL.
That's what I want, but watch any TV commercial and the white person is without fail, the buffoon, the person who doesn't know anything, the criminal character, the person doing menial labor or subservient tasks (i.e. cleaning) etc...
There most certainly is a double standard.
And fuck you if you think I'm racist for pointing out a solid pattern.
^that is the dumbest shit i have ever heard... i didnt wanna post a vid about racial equality on t.v. because some of the people that flood this sight wouldnt get the point, but im willing to do you a special favor in order to shatter the stupidity that allowed you to write that comment
as a matter of fact, i wont punishi every viewer for your stupidity, binary... but go to youtube and find "Blackface Montage from Spike Lee's Bamboozled "....
Okay man... I just watched it.
a)I hate that angle of movie/tv history...
b) show me one frame of that clip that is more current than 1943.
I am talking about commercials on TV now! We will never have equality until the overcompensation/white guilt stuff stops too.
When people notice how obvious the pandering and overcompensating is and actually say something about it like I am, there division will weaken.
So if black people would say... "I don't need that petty pandering, I'm above it, and it's actually an insult" then... we can move on.
I'll say it again. I am for equality and harmony. When you get down to it... we're all the same piece of meat on the inside.
Seriosly Tyrone name me more then one recent black comedian that doesn't use racism in his act and I'll name you 10 more white people who do the same... no matter what you say its a constant theme not that its a bad thing just a common trend, although when a white person does it its pointed out and seems to be a real issue...
that would depend on what you considered racist.... i'd go with bernie mac... now where's your ten, i'll give you a start.... sarah silverman (i like her)
it's only wrong when you force your beliefs on others....
example
a white guy that doesnt date black chicks because he wants to preserve his race (not racist)
hell, i dont date white chicks... i'll fuck them, but wont date them...
fuck now i got effected from the old stack foundation philipshy. god damn society. But what i was saying is that if you work hard and find your friends , you dont need be many to make an own country.
No matter what way you want to look at it, we are all part pf the human race. Black, white, red, or yellow, we are all the same. And we all have the same stupid people in each of our races. The Racists! You'll never change that.And no matter how much you think that you don't have those ignorant feelings inside of you, I'm sorry, you do! It's human nature to say something derogative about someone every once in a while. That doesn't mean your a racist. That means you're human.
"Can I really say anything I want in the comments section?
While we don't impede on what's said in the comments section, and we like people to speak freely, common sense should prevail here. If you feel the need to just post harassing comments to other users, you will find yourself receiving a warning email and possibly banned from the site. Just because you're anonymous on the Internet doesn't mean you just have to be a jackass to others. As well, any comments with racial slurs in them will find that the comment in question will be deleted, and if it's a common thing from a user, a warning email will be sent to them. In this day and age, there's no need for racism like that. Get over it."
Well I would have to say that a rule or two has been broken somewhere above this post...
When I first became a member of this site a little over a year ago, there weren't any restrictions on racism, I don't think. Now there are. It's a change for the better, and I like to think my complaining about racism all the time may have had some small effect in bringing about this change. :)
Have I called you a NIGGER? Are you sure about that? How about a Porch Monkey? I don't think I have called you that either. Faggot? Yes. I have called you a faggot. It is easier to prove that one.
Hey Jamiee. Nice shorts in your "Whore Camping" photo. Sit there and try look like you have a hot ass and SHUT THE FUCK UP. That way Hank can imagine that you are a man when he is butt fucking you.
Comments to the fine line...
Yay!
sneaky
whats the point of this vid?
See all the dumbass jokes below
Post your best racist jokes that weren't in the video.
What sound does a racist lawn sprinkler make?
Spic, spic, spic, spic, CHINK! Nigga-nigga-nigga
What do you call a black guy that stutters?
Cocoon.
whats the difference between a pizza and an oven?
pizzas dont scream when you cook them
why are black dudes eyes red after sex?
mace
wait, i fucked that one joke up.... it's the difference between a pizza and a jew... my apologies
How do you keep 6 black guys from raping a white chick?
Throw em a basketball.
^or tell them they have to put in an application
Why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving?
Cause KFC is closed
I don't think you should make jokes about African-Americans. I have one in my family tree. He's still hanging there
ha!!! thats the best one i've heard
how do you escort tyrone out of your house? throw your t.v. out the window
what's the difference between a dead black guy and a set of golf clubs? I don't have a set of golf clubs in the trunk of my car. (that's supposed to be a dead hooker joke.....but, when in rome.....)
what is green and hanging from my tree? My niger, I will paint him any god damn color I want
What does PONTIAC stand for? Poor Old Nigger Thinks Its A Cadillac
What does a black woman have in common with a hockey player? they both take off their pads after three periods
whats transparent and laying in the ditch? A nigger you have kicked the "SHIT" out of it.
what does a jew do in the ash cup ? Studying his family tree.
What the difference beetwhen an diamonds and a nigger? The diamonds has value.
what does a dog have in common with a negro? They both spend most of there life in a cage.
What do you say to a man in Africa ? Stay!
what has cancer in common with niggers? We both want them to dissapear.
Planty's suck
Why shouldn't you run over a gypsy on a bike? It could be your bike.
How do we know Christ was Irish?
He was 33, still lived at home with his mother, whom he thought was still a virgin, and she thought he was the son of God.
Sorry 1rish1, Vic made me tell.
Why don't Nazis eat Jews?
They give them gas.
Why do Italian men grow mustaches?
So they can look like their mothers.
Why do dobermans lick their balls?
To get the taste of black people out of their mouth.
What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?
One less drunk.
Why is the Mexican olympic team so bad?
Because, anybody that can run, jump or swim is in the U.S.
How do you get a one-armed Polack out of a tree?
Wave at him.
What do you have with 32 indians in the same room?
A full set of teeth.
What's the difference between a cactus and an English football stadium?
A cactus has 50,000 pricks on the outside.
What's the difference between Hank and a girl,,,,,,nothing
Don't quit your day job to become a comedian. Oh wait, you don't have a job.
What´s the difference between Sweden and the rest of the world?
Sweden = Volvo´s, Hot girls and AWESOME!
What would you call the Flintstones if they were black?
Niggers.
What is the difference between a nigger and dog shit?
Dog shit turns white and stops stinking after a few days.
What did the drunken indian say after beating up a nun?..
Batman not so tough..
How do you tell the difference between an indian woman and a buffalo?
The indian woman will be wearing a casino jacket.
Hank: incorrect information i do have an job, i working on my business . In some years i will have lots of money but the money is going to be use in different projects.
In the bubble, no job = working on my business.
^bullshit
The bubble has it's own rules.
planshit jokes had me rolling, but at the same time I do have this blunt in my hands
what do a girl and chinaska have in common? both take it up the ass
That blunt has dulled you. Idiot.
whats the bubble ? Hank is funny something but its always the same type of jokes so it get kind of boring, you meet the hank type everyday on youtube making there bad sucky jokes. My business will be great...
What's the difference between a pizza and a black man?
A pizza can feed a family of five
holy fuck..the truth you're stupid.i'm serious you retard. i've been reading your shiznit lately and you're a goddamned dickweed
I should of watched the video first
He's been a retard for a looooong time. You just noticing this idiot, Dik?
Antshit, we both know the bubble is where you live. It's your shelter from reality.
How do you get a nigger chick pregnant?
Cum on her shoes and let the flies do the rest.
Why do Jews have big noses?
Because air is free.
What do you call a Mexican house keeper? Spic N'Span
How do you get 10,000 niggers into a taxi? Throw in a chicken bone. How do you get 10,000 niggers out of a taxi? Throw in a job application.
How can you tell if your at a gay bar? When all the bar stouls are up side down.
hahahhaha fuck you dik!! chinaska you just a decrepit loser
beowolf.. the jew joke is so funny!
Do you know why blacks only hve nightmares?
Because the last one that had a dream, we shot.
What's the difference between a black guy and snow tires?
Snow tires don't scream when you wrap chains around them.
What does Priest stand for in Ireland, Pedo Registered In Every Second Town.
"Why do Italian men grow mustaches?
So they can look like their mothers."
that's funny, we have the same joke here, but about moroccans.
it's a shame i don't know any racist jokes that i can recall at the moment.
How do you get a crowd of like 20-30 niggers to scatter(might be misspelled) like crazy in every direction?
Have a kid walk up and say "dad?"
how many white ppl does it take to beat 1429 black guys?
Only one - Chuck Norris
how many chinease ppl does it take to beat 1429 black guys?
Only one - Jackie Chan
how many Swedes does it take to beat 1 really angry bear?
Only one - Plantshit
why did the white man have the chinease man kill his wife?
They all look alike who could ever tell who the killer was?
How can you tell a nigger from a crowd?
.
Look for the basketball.
.
Or shout "Freeze" and see who runs.
.
Or if nighttime kill everyone you see, then turn on a flashlight.
A black guy, an indian, and a cowboy are sitting at a bar. The indian gets a far off look in his eyes, and gestures to no one in particular. "Once we were many, but now we are few." he says. The black dude sits there for a second, then responds "Once we was few, but now we's many!" The cowboy finishes his last sip of beer, turns to the black dude, and says "That's cuz we aint played cowboys and niggers yet."
What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe?
A canoe tips.
what did the jewish pedophile say?
hey little girl, wanna buy some candy?
Why is semen white and urine yellow?
So the Irish can tell if they're coming or going.
lol dik! took me a while to get that one.
that one was funny. and easy to get vic, shame on your dumbness
(Told to me by my Mexican friend...)
How do Mexicans take a family portrait?
They all get in the truck, run a red light, and wait for the picture to arrive in the mail.
A black guy, a white guy, and a mexican are sitting at a bar. The white guy turns to the black guy and asks: "did you here the one about the three of us?"
How do you stop a nigga from jumping around on 1 leg?
Stop laughing and reload
how many indians does it take to wallpaper a bedroom?
depends on how thinly you slice them
Whats the difference between, a dead dog and a dead black, lying on a road?
The skid marks before the dog
How do you circumcise a redneck?
Kick his sister in the jaw
how many chinese babies does it take to paint a house? (it depends how hard you throw them)
Where's the best place to hide money from Tyrone?
Under his workboots. Or the soap. Just not under his 40 of O.E.
^lmao.... you for got the part about not hiding it in your mothers vagina
That's where I hide my weed, I hope you left it there.
that nun nigga joke is old. i was telling that shit like back in grade school. back then white man black man chinese man jokes were the most popular.
Was this vid supposed to be anti-racism?... because it just made me want to hear more funny jokes about niggers lol
it was ment to appreciate good comedy.... did you see the Richard Pryor part, that guy is hilarious
^ That made me laugh.
Richard Pryor is one funny motherfucker
to be honest, i didn't get steve pryor's joke..
maybe i misunderstood him.
You have to see his show, I didn't even hear what he said on this clip
yeah, me neither.
i know he's funny, though, it's a shame he's dead.
why do black people have flat noses? cause that's where god put his foot when he pulled off their tails. hot pockets are a white mans fried chicken
here is the full vid
http://www.66stage.com/movies.php?pl=goo&url=-4195718087786063524
Cool i was looking for some of his work ,i'll watch it later im watching "Bachelor Party 2: The Last Temptation" at the moment.
That ain't no Richie Pryier
"What do you call a chinese woman with no legs. Dragon lips"
Made me chuckle ^^
This is fucking lame I consider myself to not be racist but I enjoy a good joke no matter how fucked up, the stupid thing is most black comedians jokes contain a very large amount of racism I don't mind it but the double standard is pretty stupid.
what stations do you watch? plenty of white comedians and sitcoms are filled with racial jokes... Southpark and Drawn Together (which i love very much) just to name a few, go to the extreme and are both created by a group of white guys... dont be stupid enough to blame an entire race for two jackasses that cant take a joke (Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson)... i'm black, and if its funny, i'll laugh
there is no double standard, theres a difference in comedy and racism... if you tell a black joke, who cares... but if your Kraemer and you throw insults with intent to hurt, you've crossed a line... thats just my opinion
yes, i agree... well said, tyrone.
I'm all for equality... which contains the word EQUAL.
That's what I want, but watch any TV commercial and the white person is without fail, the buffoon, the person who doesn't know anything, the criminal character, the person doing menial labor or subservient tasks (i.e. cleaning) etc...
There most certainly is a double standard.
And fuck you if you think I'm racist for pointing out a solid pattern.
I am for EQUALity.
^that is the dumbest shit i have ever heard... i didnt wanna post a vid about racial equality on t.v. because some of the people that flood this sight wouldnt get the point, but im willing to do you a special favor in order to shatter the stupidity that allowed you to write that comment
as a matter of fact, i wont punishi every viewer for your stupidity, binary... but go to youtube and find "Blackface Montage from Spike Lee's Bamboozled "....
you're telling me I'm wrong about TV commercials?
Come on... be objective and you'll see what I mean.
I'll check out your vid though
Okay man... I just watched it.
a)I hate that angle of movie/tv history...
b) show me one frame of that clip that is more current than 1943.
I am talking about commercials on TV now! We will never have equality until the overcompensation/white guilt stuff stops too.
When people notice how obvious the pandering and overcompensating is and actually say something about it like I am, there division will weaken.
So if black people would say... "I don't need that petty pandering, I'm above it, and it's actually an insult" then... we can move on.
I'll say it again. I am for equality and harmony. When you get down to it... we're all the same piece of meat on the inside.
Seriosly Tyrone name me more then one recent black comedian that doesn't use racism in his act and I'll name you 10 more white people who do the same... no matter what you say its a constant theme not that its a bad thing just a common trend, although when a white person does it its pointed out and seems to be a real issue...
that would depend on what you considered racist.... i'd go with bernie mac... now where's your ten, i'll give you a start.... sarah silverman (i like her)
ohhhh... you said mare than one... wayan brady... there's two... i have more
binary... sorry dude, i just dont see it.... and maybe youre right, maybe it's because i'm not white
whats "WRONG" with protecting your culture ,tradition and people?.
Nothing, as long as you don't interfer with another culture, tradition, or people.
dont get it , i just want to kill them all =)
it's only wrong when you force your beliefs on others....
example
a white guy that doesnt date black chicks because he wants to preserve his race (not racist)
hell, i dont date white chicks... i'll fuck them, but wont date them...
I'm gonna speak for Archman and say we'll go anywhere from albino pink to heart-of-Africa black.
wow... i wont even go that black
They're all pink inside, you big pussy.
so what? I dont want share my land with them , i want them dead.
Even if they make good sandwiches?
Nobody wants to live in your bubble, Antshit. Turn down the paranoia a bit, nutty.
nobody want to lives near you . you stink
Poopyhead.
hahahahahahahahhahahaha
plantshit, in order for them to share your land, you must first *own some land, and wasting your life making hats wont buy you a blade of grass
When they're bent over, they all look like sisters to me!
the jews did it so why shouldnt the plantshit´s do the same.
fuck now i got effected from the old stack foundation philipshy. god damn society. But what i was saying is that if you work hard and find your friends , you dont need be many to make an own country.
plantshit, make your own country and bring the fucking swedish chicks...
TheTruth : they will come automaically
"you dont need be many to make an own country."
not in the bubble, no.
Bill Cosby used to be funny but he didnt make me laugh this time
lmao.. probably because it wasnt ment to be funny
I got a joke for these guy's relating to them. How do you tell your at a gay pic'nic? When all the hot dogs taste like shit. PS nice gay neck tat.
No matter what way you want to look at it, we are all part pf the human race. Black, white, red, or yellow, we are all the same. And we all have the same stupid people in each of our races. The Racists! You'll never change that.And no matter how much you think that you don't have those ignorant feelings inside of you, I'm sorry, you do! It's human nature to say something derogative about someone every once in a while. That doesn't mean your a racist. That means you're human.
Hippy
he's right though.
"Can I really say anything I want in the comments section?
While we don't impede on what's said in the comments section, and we like people to speak freely, common sense should prevail here. If you feel the need to just post harassing comments to other users, you will find yourself receiving a warning email and possibly banned from the site. Just because you're anonymous on the Internet doesn't mean you just have to be a jackass to others. As well, any comments with racial slurs in them will find that the comment in question will be deleted, and if it's a common thing from a user, a warning email will be sent to them. In this day and age, there's no need for racism like that. Get over it."
Well I would have to say that a rule or two has been broken somewhere above this post...
i don't think racist jokes fall under the term 'racial slurs', officer taza-a-lot.
that would be taze-a-lot.
Oh, just like a cop; now all the sudden he's officer ethics
I think I recall a thread a few days ago where he called someone a 'nigger' and a 'faggot'....
hypocrite
She usually says "over-the-top racism."
When I first became a member of this site a little over a year ago, there weren't any restrictions on racism, I don't think. Now there are. It's a change for the better, and I like to think my complaining about racism all the time may have had some small effect in bringing about this change. :)
he's called me "nigger" plenty of times...
*putting on an incredible puppy dog face* it made me sad to no end... now SMITE HIM!!
he's no cop
Have I called you a NIGGER? Are you sure about that? How about a Porch Monkey? I don't think I have called you that either. Faggot? Yes. I have called you a faggot. It is easier to prove that one.
Hey Jamiee. Nice shorts in your "Whore Camping" photo. Sit there and try look like you have a hot ass and SHUT THE FUCK UP. That way Hank can imagine that you are a man when he is butt fucking you.
Very ethical officer, you are.
not
Cant we all just get along?
NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA! EVERYONE SHUP UP AND LAUGH! THIS IS THE COOL THING ABOUT BEING DIFFRENT AND FREE SPEACH!
caps lock?
and a dumbass