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The flag makers' conspiracy

For the handful of morons here, this is from an Australian show not British. Hope this helps in directing your abuse at the right country for once.

The flag makers' conspiracy

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Comments to The flag makers' conspiracy

  • -Morph-
    -Morph- 2007-06-29T04:23:36Z says:

    I still fucking hate britian.... wait.. is that how you spell it?

    • robo-big-balls
      robo-big-balls 2007-06-29T05:04:53Z says:

      but we still have to help the usa in war!!!. BRITAIN.thats the correct way to spell it

    • Goatse
      Goatse 2007-06-29T08:17:55Z says:

      Exactly. Britain HAS to help us in war. Why? Because she's our bitch. You know what happens to bitches who don't do as their told right?

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2007-06-29T14:04:38Z says:

      ^ She ends up alone because her 'master' gets killed by a bunch of arabs?

    • RobRob_UK
      RobRob_UK 2007-06-29T14:07:11Z says:

      Its Australian fuckwit.

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2007-06-29T14:23:42Z says:

      Oh & I must say I love the way people in washington are getting worried about a change of policy from Brown (yes, we have a new prime minister) wouldnt it be fun if he told your president to go fuck himself...where would you be then? Without our support youd be fucked!

    • El_Wanko
      El_Wanko 2007-06-29T14:37:37Z says:

      Damn right. No more dudes with flaming accents on TV. How could we survive?

      Except by watching the dancing/singing shoes that invariable have a british judge.

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2007-06-29T14:42:59Z says:

      Rob noone in this thread said anything about the clip being british you fuckwit, morph said (despite the description) he hates brits & it went from there!

    • chairman_of_the_bored
      chairman_of_the_bored 2007-06-29T14:52:54Z says:

      You seriously think Brown is going to strike out a bold new foreign policy? You nearly had me there Oranje.

    • K-Billy
      K-Billy 2007-06-29T16:26:18Z says:

      sure oranje, did i just not read the news that a car was defused last night? Have fun dealing with the radicals by yourselves!

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2007-06-29T16:50:19Z says:

      Chairman - No & I wouldnt want him to, it would be nice if the Americans were to realise how much help they are getting from other countries.

      K-Billy - You are right, we are a target...due to the amount of help we are giving you useless cunts. The war on terror would be much easier if your piece of army would stop killing innocent people and helping the extremists with their propaganda/recruitment.

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2007-06-29T16:53:00Z says:

      The reason the British has the best & most respected military is that we equip our well trained men; you man your equipment....big difference!

    • dik
      dik 2007-06-29T17:38:18Z says:

      canada's army would kick all your countrie's asses

    • dik
      dik 2007-06-29T17:39:13Z says:

      just like when we finally overthrow the sissy american government....i think tuesday

    • -Morph-
      -Morph- 2007-06-29T17:40:05Z says:

      Wow a simple joke and it turns into flame bait.. i love mucho sucko!

    • K-Billy
      K-Billy 2007-06-29T23:38:32Z says:

      Yeah, i figured that would be your response oranje. I'm sorry we ever got you guys involved! I am sure this would have never been an issue if we stupid americans hadent decided that enough was enough and took a stand. YEAAHHH RIGHT. We should have just capitulated and sat on our ass. Perhaps you Englishmen should try that tactic. I am truly wondering what the outcome would be.
      I guess all you can do now is try to convince your government they should bow down to the Imams and Clerics within your country and start your new wonderful lives living in the Shari law. Why blame us when you and your country can just pussy out? Not saying they will. Anyway. When it all comes down to it, it's always americas fault. It's our fault for starting shit. And it's our fault when we dont help out enough or give enough to the world. It's just always our damn fault! LOL!

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2007-06-30T01:28:27Z says:

      Even if the muslims took over our government, sharia law would mean shit because there's enough of us to sort things out without the intervention of all this rules of engagement crap.The Geneva convention shit is stopping the Allied Forces from winning the war within a couple of months.

    • chairman_of_the_bored
      chairman_of_the_bored 2007-06-30T02:01:07Z says:

      Best army in the world? Besides helicopter doors you mean?

    • chairman_of_the_bored
      chairman_of_the_bored 2007-06-30T02:03:21Z says:

      I love the fact I even made it clear it had nothing to do with Britain and yet we still get Yanks and Poms slagging each other off, brilliant!

    • K-Billy
      K-Billy 2007-06-30T02:12:04Z says:

      you should change your name to "Master of the bored!" Aww... nope, that would be pretty gay actually.

    • fries-please
      fries-please 2007-06-30T10:00:59Z says:

      I dont mind being on the same side as the Americans just as long as they dont kill our own soldiers with so called "friendly" fire.

    • toolman961
      toolman961 2007-07-02T16:54:33Z says:

      dik, if you just admitted that you're from Canada, you people are the biggest fags of the planet. Even worse than France. And they're gay.

  • Arsefacer
    Arsefacer 2007-06-29T04:50:04Z says:

    Is this video supposed to be funny?

    • shawn2007
      shawn2007 2007-06-29T05:59:53Z says:

      supposed tp be,but as you can see they failed miserably

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2007-06-29T14:19:09Z says:

      Truth hurts, huh?

  • Romeo
    Romeo 2007-06-29T04:56:18Z says:

    I think this is from a program called The Chasers war on Everything, they've got hundreds of videos on youTube so if you're interested just search for "The Chaser".

    • chairman_of_the_bored
      chairman_of_the_bored 2007-06-29T05:15:04Z says:

      It's the Micallef Programme from a few years ago.

    • AryanVegetarian
      AryanVegetarian 2007-06-29T19:49:09Z says:

      No thanks. I think this video did enough justice.

  • jqh88
    jqh88 2007-06-29T05:30:23Z says:

    I'm actually proud that we put people like this to work even doing something that they can be proud of.

  • jqh88
    jqh88 2007-06-29T05:31:52Z says:

    Also, as even the Australians say themselves, a pack of Phillipine boy scouts can take over Australia.

    • kat3126
      kat3126 2007-06-29T14:28:01Z says:

      not unlike the mexicans then

  • K-Billy
    K-Billy 2007-06-29T05:40:06Z says:

    these british shows are sooo retarded.

    • RobRob_UK
      RobRob_UK 2007-06-29T14:08:29Z says:

      Australian

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2007-06-29T14:43:35Z says:

      ^he was being sarcastic fuckwit

  • K-Billy
    K-Billy 2007-06-29T05:40:16Z says:

    ;p

  • DickNixonJr
    DickNixonJr 2007-06-29T05:40:48Z says:

    Do all of you limey bastards think of all americans to be rednecks? Its almost like us americans thinking you are all smart and well mannered.

    • Arsefacer
      Arsefacer 2007-06-29T06:56:50Z says:

      and unfunny.

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2007-06-29T14:07:40Z says:

      You really are fucking stupid! 10/10 grade A fuckin morons!

      Read the description, shit smear!

    • Arsefacer
      Arsefacer 2007-06-29T16:56:54Z says:

      Hey now, there is never a bad time to call Brits unfunny. (I assume that DickN was talking 'bout Brits, 'cause what Australian is smart and well mannered?)
      Anyway, didn't you just defend the Brit-bashing in the first thread?

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2007-06-29T17:03:33Z says:

      Im British but brit bashing doesnt bother me aslong as it isnt just stupid crap (i hate anything stupid) I was pointing out in the first thread that they didnt confuse the aussies for brits, Dick did confuse the two...that is stupid.

    • Arsefacer
      Arsefacer 2007-06-29T17:16:05Z says:

      Aye, DickN may in fact be stupid.

      Anyway, British comedy over here = Monty Python. Most Amerians have never heard of Eddie Izzard, or any Brit who's even remotely funny.
      Just thought I'd let you know that you're being well represented.

    • kat3126
      kat3126 2007-06-29T18:59:18Z says:

      hell you've got George Bush ...how are we to compete

    • DickNixonJr
      DickNixonJr 2007-06-29T20:09:23Z says:

      i read the description. oh well. how about this?
      *Does the entire world see americans as rednecks?

    • Arsefacer
      Arsefacer 2007-06-29T20:52:24Z says:

      George Bush? I wouldn't piss in his mouth if his throat was on fire.

    • Arsefacer
      Arsefacer 2007-06-29T20:55:27Z says:

      Georgie-boy is the Paris Hilton of American politics.

  • SavageHenry
    SavageHenry 2007-06-29T06:35:40Z says:

    Too bad our flags are made in China...
    .

    :/

  • IDrinkAnalFluid
    IDrinkAnalFluid 2007-06-29T06:46:35Z says:

    America invented the iPhone bitches. What you tallywackers got on that?

    • blownchunks
      blownchunks 2007-06-29T07:00:41Z says:

      Designed by Apple in California
      Made In China

    • AryanVegetarian
      AryanVegetarian 2007-06-29T19:52:03Z says:

      I heard those phones can even wipe your ass for you too!

    • fries-please
      fries-please 2007-06-29T21:56:40Z says:

      Would you still need to supply the toilet paper though ?

    • Arsefacer
      Arsefacer 2007-06-30T02:51:09Z says:

      iPhone isn't special in that regard, I do that with my phone all the time.

  • vagabundo
    vagabundo 2007-06-29T07:31:00Z says:

    bullshit.
    where the sweat shop full of mexicans and asians?

  • El_Wanko
    El_Wanko 2007-06-29T11:39:57Z says:

    If I owned a country, I'd give out as many flag as people wanted. But they'd be made of shit so that if they burned, they'd release toxic nerve gas.

    • dik
      dik 2007-06-29T15:01:45Z says:

      if i owned a country i'd kick everyone out of it

    • EVoLVeR
      EVoLVeR 2007-07-04T23:18:42Z says:

      but i would leave the most beautiful girls in my country

    • EVoLVeR
      EVoLVeR 2007-07-04T23:20:27Z says:

      and enact a law that says "everytime i want to fuck with someone, she has to do it"

  • girlslaughingatyou
    girlslaughingatyou 2007-06-29T14:53:46Z says:

    That was a horrible redneck impression.

    • K-Billy
      K-Billy 2007-06-29T16:27:43Z says:

      i know! I do a MUCHO better one.

    • KojachBaumherr
      KojachBaumherr 2007-07-01T01:28:54Z says:

      Let's see your's, shoot a bear and fuck it.

  • dik
    dik 2007-06-29T17:44:11Z says:

    i never understood why american's get so upset about flag burning..like why do u think they burn your flag u crazy puppets?...to upset u.. if u don't kinda try to rise above it...then u lose that one

    • elchris
      elchris 2007-06-29T21:23:59Z says:

      americans... isnt america a continent? bet your students get straight a`s

    • El_Wanko
      El_Wanko 2007-06-30T00:32:07Z says:

      Your mom's a continent.

    • El_Wanko
      El_Wanko 2007-06-30T00:32:31Z says:

      No, wait, incontinent. Fucking bitch took a piss while I was assfucking her.

    • elchris
      elchris 2007-06-30T00:52:51Z says:

      shes fifty something, didnt you say you were rich?cant you afford a good looking prostitute

    • elchris
      elchris 2007-06-30T00:55:33Z says:

      now that i think of it, she might be something for dik

  • AryanVegetarian
    AryanVegetarian 2007-06-30T06:42:44Z says:

    She is, and was.. something for all of us. Thanks elchris.

  • AryanVegetarian
    AryanVegetarian 2007-06-30T06:43:01Z says:

    Yeah, I didn't hit the reply button.. WHAT?!

  • johnfnwayne
    johnfnwayne 2007-06-30T07:44:06Z says:

    north america and south america are continents.

    • kat3126
      kat3126 2007-06-30T07:55:20Z says:

      shit you learn somthing every day

  • KojachBaumherr
    KojachBaumherr 2007-07-01T01:27:50Z says:

    Everyone else is just jealous, don't hate the player, hate the game.

chairman_of_the_bored
posted June 29, 2007

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