THE FUTURE

Comments to THE FUTURE

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  DickNixonJr 2007-07-04T04:23:03Z says:

  i can dream of this machine :D
  hell, wet dream of it.

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    DaMasterBates 2007-07-04T05:10:15Z says:

    will there be eggs coming out your ass?
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    smerf 2007-07-04T10:25:38Z says:

    Nah, it wont be eggs. It'll be sausage.
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    DickNixonJr 2007-07-04T17:06:58Z says:

    hot links baby
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  Wario7793 2007-07-04T04:32:55Z says:

  So, that's what that warm, dry invisible stuff that's slapping on my hands, and I thought I came away with dry hands...
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  -Morph- 2007-07-04T04:44:06Z says:

  HEH if there is a god thats really just a asian with three assholes that guy has his hands under... or atleast im hoping people misconstrude the sign as such.
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  heldunder 2007-07-04T04:52:58Z says:

  >I would kill for such a device
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  somethingtodrinkto 2007-07-04T06:40:45Z says:

  MY FUCKING BROTHER HAS BEEN SAYING THIS FUCKING JOKE FOR THE LAST WEEK!!! now i know that he stole it... im gonna put a knife in his face..... or something else.. il let you think of something....

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    kikia 2007-07-04T07:24:34Z says:

    Knife in the face sounds great, whatever you do dont forget to upload it to MS.
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    AryanVegetarian 2007-07-04T07:50:27Z says:

    No, punch him in the ass while he is sleeping, and if he doesn't wake up, leave a post-it on his ass saying "thanks a lot for last night"
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    AntiHero78 2007-07-04T09:02:50Z says:

    This "joke"has been going on ever since I can remember bathrooms having air dryers. I even had a friend in middle school (Im 28) who had a tshirt that said this exact same thing.
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    KoolKidsKlub 2007-07-04T15:16:23Z says:

    Eat his soul...
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  master-zebulon 2007-07-04T08:27:45Z says:

  holy cow, that would be my dream appliance
  push-button bacon-maker

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    Wario7793 2007-07-04T16:28:12Z says:

    LOL "push-button bacon-maker"... say that 10 times fast!
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  DejaVu 2007-07-04T17:50:50Z says:

  we had a similar version of this submitted like a month ago, but it was only slightly larger than the size of the user thumbnails here, so too small to post :( sorry whoever submitted it
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  Plantshit 2007-07-04T19:23:17Z says:

  Press replay buttom " Type " receive cookies.
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  Soah 2007-07-04T21:37:42Z says:

  hahahahahaha
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  Starrsky 2007-07-05T00:07:05Z says:

  if only this was true....there would be no wars

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    chairman_of_the_bored 2007-07-05T03:51:13Z says:

    Yeah I'm sure the Muslims and Jews would love freely dispensed bacon in return from blowing the shit out of random people.
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    MrJeremy 2007-07-05T23:34:58Z says:

    Jews don't blow random people! Just bank managers. + they don't eat pork, lol crrraaazzyy Jews