Actually Fedarodang is right. Unless he plays guitar using thimbles in which case he's a HUGE HOMO thinks the G-spot is that lump of shit that enemas keep missing in his boyfriends colon.
Or plays guitar so much that the skin on his fingers are grounded down to nothing but the sensory receptors. Even then, women probably wouldn't let you stick your nubs into them, and you probably wouldn't want to because the pain would be like sticking your hand into a box of ground up razor blades.
I call bullshit. I think you played for a couple days for maybe an hour or two and stopped because it hurt too much. You then assumed every guitar player in the world was a big pussy like you. Every stringed instrument will give you callouses if you played one you'd know that.
I play for a couple hours a day, at least every other day to kill time waiting for mucho updates.
instead of getting calluses, the skin just peels off, partially due to my nail biting habit.
ive never touched a fucking thimble, so fuck you hoopy.
I figure I'll make the jokes before every one else does, just to save the trouble. Oh, and no matter how hard I look for a slut it just hasn't worked out. I really hate my life, good bye you guys
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thats exactly how i imagined it. ive got very sensitive fingertips from guitar playing...
Guitar-playing usually causes calluses. Pretty much the exact opposite of sensitivity.
Ohhh Swappi!! You've just seduced every female mucho-er! What is that 2 whole girls?
No. One and a half.
Actually Fedarodang is right. Unless he plays guitar using thimbles in which case he's a HUGE HOMO thinks the G-spot is that lump of shit that enemas keep missing in his boyfriends colon.
So which one am I? The "one" or the "half"?
Or plays guitar so much that the skin on his fingers are grounded down to nothing but the sensory receptors. Even then, women probably wouldn't let you stick your nubs into them, and you probably wouldn't want to because the pain would be like sticking your hand into a box of ground up razor blades.
I call bullshit. I think you played for a couple days for maybe an hour or two and stopped because it hurt too much. You then assumed every guitar player in the world was a big pussy like you. Every stringed instrument will give you callouses if you played one you'd know that.
youre nothing until you submit tits
It reminds me... Of coral ;/
I play for a couple hours a day, at least every other day to kill time waiting for mucho updates.
instead of getting calluses, the skin just peels off, partially due to my nail biting habit.
ive never touched a fucking thimble, so fuck you hoopy.
Meat drapes on the outside, ground beef on the inside.
Most of 'em are ugly on the outside too. Once you take away the makeup.
yeah like you guys are all that? fuck you.
Not sure I want to know how that ended up on the outside. ={
Would you like a demonstration?
Please.
thats about right. it feels liek that when youre fingering em.
agreed
I would make a comment but I wouldn't know
Damn. You're really hard on yourself lately. Go find a slut.
I figure I'll make the jokes before every one else does, just to save the trouble. Oh, and no matter how hard I look for a slut it just hasn't worked out. I really hate my life, good bye you guys
cumslave sounds exactly like VicFat.
sweet but i'm not into fat chicks
Don't do it, man! You're up for election, the interns will come in like the tide.
Get a job, save up some money, move to Saudi Arabia and buy yourself 50 women. Case Closed.
What ever happened to ThickSin. Did she finally choke on a ham sandwich?
Who cares? All that matters is she's gone
The Mama Cass Elliot of Mucho.
RIP
its pretty simple, really. save some money, get a prostitute
I liked Apathy, but it was worth losing him to get rid of her.
"Get a job, save up some money, move to Saudi Arabia and buy yourself 50 women. Case Closed." Quote of the day for me.
I don't see any G on that.
no bit if you etch out a faint vision of jesus you could sell it on ebay.
Git yer gun, pa, the graboids is back!
"ribbed" has a new meaning.
it'd be a challenge to fap to this image.
Never back down!
good movie^
What...are we looking at?
Son, I think it's time that we tell you about the birds and the bees.
is she dead or alive? looks painfull
This is as close to pussy as most of you get. Only the girls get closer than you lame ass retards.
Wisdom can't be bought but in your case I hope you will be able to looth some in the future.
Female goatse?