just to think, all this time i've been eating my own pubes off my girlfriends pussy meat before sex. BLECH. I was misinformed. this clip has proven to me what I already assumed. Don't do it unless it's worth it. And I mean really worth it. Every time I look her in those bright blue aryian hitler breading program eyes and run my stubby gypsy fingers through her perfect blonde hair and massage her overcompensatingly large antigravity breasts that are so caucasian and perfect, i try to pretend those curly pubes on my platter are hers (even though she's waxed her sparse blonde hints of thicket) and I know they are mine. My genetic brunnette abominations like corkscrews of tainted DNA. I scream, "why me Fuhrer!" Just to think i've been doing it for free at the cost of being laid eating my own genetic filth. all this time I could have done this act for something worthwhile like to have my ugly asymetrical inbread british face on television instead.
Comments to The Hopefuls Pubic Sandwich
Jackassery
amazing the influence those jackassers have had
Jackassage has increased in these past years to alarming rates
^Jack ass sausage?
You love 'em
Well, 107.7 made one of their prospective interns eat a pubic hair sandwich to get a job. Two of the DJ's shaved their pubes and he at them.
that's all you got to do? shit, i could have been on TV about 8 times by now
just to think, all this time i've been eating my own pubes off my girlfriends pussy meat before sex. BLECH. I was misinformed. this clip has proven to me what I already assumed. Don't do it unless it's worth it. And I mean really worth it. Every time I look her in those bright blue aryian hitler breading program eyes and run my stubby gypsy fingers through her perfect blonde hair and massage her overcompensatingly large antigravity breasts that are so caucasian and perfect, i try to pretend those curly pubes on my platter are hers (even though she's waxed her sparse blonde hints of thicket) and I know they are mine. My genetic brunnette abominations like corkscrews of tainted DNA. I scream, "why me Fuhrer!" Just to think i've been doing it for free at the cost of being laid eating my own genetic filth. all this time I could have done this act for something worthwhile like to have my ugly asymetrical inbread british face on television instead.
... ehhhheeaa ... 'no words...' ...
LMFAO, dude bukakkeHaduken is fucking hilarious, seriously why must you go so much into detail on what you say????lmfao!!!!!!!!
^Stopped reading after "pubes"
I just want to punch her bald face and knock some more of her teeth out