bloody birth
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That's hot!
Tan line on tits wtf..
This is why home births are a bad idea. Too much clean up.
I'd call the dog at this point.
Dibs on the placenta. I'll pass it round after I fry it up on the BBQ.
smerf u shouldve of been a home birth.stable wasnt as busy i guess..douche bag
johhnyhash please go die
I'm not sure, but I think he just attempted to compare me to Jesus
that would make him the ass then
Well... Yeah.
Shave, then kill yourself
Fuck! What a slob. Pregnant heifers think it's excusable to 'omg be preggers' while Mr. dish pan hands waits on your hormonal ass. Fuck off you disgusting retard factory.
Grow some balls ya fucking n00b.
Somebody's going to need new sheets.
Why?
Is that a dog's pee pad underneath her?
i used to check out "birthing" videos from the hospital as fappage material....good times
you have some new material, have at it
hes moved on to ultrasound videos
ew the fucking happytrail :X
That's not a happytrail it's a stretch mark.
HO-ly shit that's a lot of hair.
Ive seen babies born with more than that
^5
I hope to see HockeyBritt like this one day
why are you training to be a mid wife
I would like to see that with the addition of tears and a stillborn in her arms.
Yeah that'd be hot.
why are there no anusol commercials anymore?..those really were the best of days
I only saw a magazine ad once where this guy was grabbing his ass and saying "ooooooo anusol".
Isn't she supposed to bite the umbilical cord off or something ?
Nah , she's supposed to hack at it ith a rusty butter knife
*with
Didn't you guys ban those yet?
lovin them sausage patty nipples
LOL
god I dont know whats worse, if the huge nipples or the nasty lose vagina
Okay, where's the closest dumpster?
Being pregnant is no excuse to let your pubes grow to your waist. Also, that baby's hands and feet are very purple......
Obviously never seen a birth then
Not since birth seen it.
babies are always purple after coming out a mother's womb because lack of oxygen!
Imagine the smell in that room. Close your legs for fucks sake.
Dude, hold stillI think you have something in your eye.
And Thats How you were BornNo Need
ummm what?i have no idea whats going on here
staight flossinbeefy
A broken dick being repairedthat's what it looks like
20 secondsTry to look at it for 20 seconds without laughing, I dare you, I double dare ...
FetusCut open
ScreenshotDon't ask any questions...
Innapropriate cakeNot something I ever expected to see on a cake
another road killsemi truck?
410 vs handLooks like the gun won!
Childbirth Fun!That has gotta hurt!!
bloody hotness*refer to title.
going away empty-handed (rather handless)can it be even-handed to cut a handsome single-handed guy's remaining hand of...
motorcycle crashaftermath of a motorcycle accident
Snowboarder HeadbleedI don't think thats how the trick is supposed to go is it?
Comments to The miracle of birth
That's hot!
Tan line on tits wtf..
This is why home births are a bad idea. Too much clean up.
I'd call the dog at this point.
Dibs on the placenta. I'll pass it round after I fry it up on the BBQ.
smerf u shouldve of been a home birth.stable wasnt as busy i guess..douche bag
johhnyhash please go die
I'm not sure, but I think he just attempted to compare me to Jesus
that would make him the ass then
Well... Yeah.
Shave, then kill yourself
Fuck! What a slob. Pregnant heifers think it's excusable to 'omg be preggers' while Mr. dish pan hands waits on your hormonal ass. Fuck off you disgusting retard factory.
Grow some balls ya fucking n00b.
Somebody's going to need new sheets.
Why?
Is that a dog's pee pad underneath her?
i used to check out "birthing" videos from the hospital as fappage material....good times
you have some new material, have at it
hes moved on to ultrasound videos
ew the fucking happytrail :X
That's not a happytrail it's a stretch mark.
HO-ly shit that's a lot of hair.
Ive seen babies born with more than that
^5
I hope to see HockeyBritt like this one day
why are you training to be a mid wife
I would like to see that with the addition of tears and a stillborn in her arms.
Yeah that'd be hot.
why are there no anusol commercials anymore?..those really were the best of days
I only saw a magazine ad once where this guy was grabbing his ass and saying "ooooooo anusol".
Isn't she supposed to bite the umbilical cord off or something ?
Nah , she's supposed to hack at it ith a rusty butter knife
*with
Didn't you guys ban those yet?
lovin them sausage patty nipples
LOL
god I dont know whats worse, if the huge nipples or the nasty lose vagina
Okay, where's the closest dumpster?
Being pregnant is no excuse to let your pubes grow to your waist. Also, that baby's hands and feet are very purple......
Obviously never seen a birth then
Not since birth seen it.
babies are always purple after coming out a mother's womb because lack of oxygen!
Imagine the smell in that room. Close your legs for fucks sake.