by the wat i'de fuck your mother zip tie her tits together shove my cumrag down her throat piss in her shit box and set her on fire. all while eating a pb&j...
To be fair...I prefer the dog that likes to jump over naked flames from a fire. But I have no idea how to find anything on this shitty site - never have been able to.
Comments to The Most Awesome Dog in The World!
are you serious I submitted malfunction jazz dog days ago, this dog is nothing against him.
Maybe if you stop whining it'll get posted
and maybe if you stop suckin dick you wont be a faggot?
so you stopped sucking dick, but you still take it up the ass, and now you think that makes you less faggish
^^^failure^^^
shut the fuck up salamiwanker...phelsu might be an idiot, but you?
you're an idiot AND a noob
^misspelled "hides under fugs porch"
:P
*grins at meatus*
the chains of my aptitude for foreign languages tether my countenance to an everlasting entity as a [didn't find a word, suggestions are welcome] .
shut the fuck up..there's a suggestion
^female voice
you all suck
i am not a noob, i am just fresh.
by the wat i'de fuck your mother zip tie her tits together shove my cumrag down her throat piss in her shit box and set her on fire. all while eating a pb&j...
cool
fuck a master i can scratch my own ass
Did Jones fuck a Chihuahua again?
Big deal. My dog does that while sitting.
this is how Stan goes to the beer store..
haha
A black man mentioned your dog. That's funny.
Now it's gonna get stolen and sold for crack money.
no... when we steal dogs, they usually end up as pitbull chow...
youre thinkin of elchris
I've seen your dog, Tyrone, itsy bitsy little love muffin cutey
my spare/replacement cat does this - but only when she's in heat, and ready to hump a toothbrush
btw - i duct-tape a toothbrush to my penis every night...just in case
wierd me too
*no longer feels unique*
aaaa fuck u all, doggie was having fun
why? why was that the most awesome dog?
Because your mom's a whore. That's why.
subtle
But true
yeah, i dont know about his mom but that dog was stupid.
To be fair...I prefer the dog that likes to jump over naked flames from a fire. But I have no idea how to find anything on this shitty site - never have been able to.
you know where the door is
not impressive at all... my dog eats cat shit by the mouthfull. what now?
Oh yeah? My dog eats his own shit, by the mouthful.
your dog wins...