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You really need to be exterminated from this planet.
he's trying far too hard
fail
Yes, yes you are.
Hey Scarlet!
where is scarlet with her sweet threads?
I think Hank scared her away with his monstrous cock.
how does it taste?
i mean hank's asshole
you happy there?
He keeps my ass hair clean and tidy.
Is it sad of me to have immediately thought of the RED Scarlet video camera before the user clicked in my head?
no, the user is utterly forgettable, it's allright.
Hard to keep track of as well with all the aliases.
Fucking tweakers. I only have one account. How many times must I keep repeating this until you dipshits understand?
Maybe you should have Scarlet and Holesome testify for you to convince us.
jones, don't forget about darkangelwhateverever!
First of all, I made my account before those two did. Secondly, compare my syntax and use of diction against theirs. Isn't it obvious by the way I type that I'm not one of them? Lastly, only a complete narcissist would create multiple accounts just so they could spam their posts. And if you check my previous submissions, then you'll see that I haven't commented on any of my them, and neither have Scarlot and that other person. After considering those points, only an utter jackass would still believe that I'm one of Scar's other accounts.
http://tinyurl.com/3p74xa
Stop spamming, Seafail. I already saw the previous link.
....
http://tinyurl.com/3p74xa
That link is just Seafail's way of telling you, "fuck you, go die."
...
http://tinyurl.com/3p74xa
So, are you replacing your failed "fail" comeback with this piece of shit? Wow! You're like the Einstein of the 21st century. Keep up the great work, fag.
Oooooooo TOUCHY ARE WE!?
-> http://tinyurl.com/3p74xa
http://tinyurl.com/yc9as9r
Haha! You should go see Hank's submission. Seafail kept spamming "fail" as his cunning comeback, that faggotass shithead.
You should keep posting more.
http://tinyurl.com/3p74xb
see, camy, now you got the fail under your shoe...you reply once and you won't get rid of that bitch for hours. as said, fail-tag, you're it!
I know why not use an awful AIDS joke, right?
Don't worry Steven, I think Holesome (.. or is it Scarlet) is fun to tease, but just look at him go!
so, i just wanted to say scarlet and buttfungus ROCX!! they're like the super duper kewlest people on this site and i think you jealous bastards should just shut up and get alive!seagull, you're the worst of them all! and i totally mean that! as you can clearly see in my superiour 1337 commenting skills and the totally different join date and the fact that i never commented on seagulls shit before, IT'S ABSOLUTELY IMPOSIBLE THAT I'M JUST AN EMERGENCY FAKE ACCOUNT RIGHT?????
woah!
where'd that come from?
that was sooo not me, honest you guys!
Fuck you, Seafail. Take your fake account the hell out of here.
Why don't let Mucho decide what exits here you little pig
Keep me out of your sick fantasies
Unlike wanting to glue Camy's cock to your face Butt?
see camy?
go somewhere else, try it.
comment anywhere you want, she'll follow you like a little bitch, yapping all the time bout her 'cock'. it's fun for a day, but get's old fast.
^says the faggot who finds self-humiliation as comforting as Hank's cock in his ass.
Can you get buttfungus pills from a doctor?
Actually, I wanted to superglue Camy's cock to his own head. I hope youre not jealous because I wont fly across the world just to carve out your eyes and cum in your sockets until they overflow with my juices.
I wouldnt know the answer, Mr.
You went a bit too gay on that insult didnt ya? Well thanks for the big cock complement
nah, it was more of a compliment, but youre welcome nonetheless.
Did I just miss the "i" button? I did, didnt I? Doh! ...... http://tinyurl.com/3p74xa
http://tinyurl.com/3p74xb
This is only further proof that people who hate me get their come-uppins. Seafail fails.
geez bhonu,
i just realized, you're the winner in all this. it's your post that get's 100s of stupid spam comments. maybe she'll stop posting when she realizes that...
nah!
fail
I hate you bono , but I deliver the"come-uppins', and you are no. 1 on my list ... :)
Come-uppins?
Bonos words ? I prefer retributions .
so who delivers what numbered retributions from which list to whom?
i'm really confused right now....
ME . Now I have to leave to go buy another gun . Later sweetheart ...;)
Another gun? How many do you need? I also prefer retributions.
think of it less as a gun,
and more as a phallic symbol of power.
ALT needs lots of those...;)
I'd gladly pay you Tuesday for an FNP40 today.
pathetic..fucking noobs with your multiple accounts..you're dead to me
they must be devastated
Awesome!
Except for the fact you fail at photoshop.
... and by fail at photoshop I mean you're the next Mr. Hands.
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh he just went there.
ooooh, are you going to take that from BONO.nixon..it seems he does not like you
I have a feeling he won't get the Mr. hands reference
No one likes drums but even fewer people like you.
i like drums.
^cocks in my mouth*
^likes following around Steven just because the dude hurt his feelings
*her
http://tinyurl.com/3p74xa
*gives ButtBoy a lollipop
It's okay pumpkins, you're just a special noob.
*shoves Camy's lollipop up his ass.
Time for your nap, motherfucker.
It's suppose to go in your mouth but yeah sure shove it up your ass ... (queer)
fail-tag, camy, you're it!
nah. You can keep your lollipop. I dont want your AIDS.
WOAH, Scarlet! you are starting to offend me, go any further and I might cry!
Ill give you something to cry about after I find where you live, slice your cock off, and then superglue it to your head, motherfucker.
Easier access?
nah. I just want to see him cry like a little pussy girl.
Internet threats eh? You are cool aren't you .. but OH WAIT, HOW are you gonna find out where I live? hmmmmmmmm?
Kingston Avenue 35, Glasgow 54077, Scotland UK.
God will tell me, cunt. Homosexuals are going to Hell anyway so it doesn't really matter if you go now or in a few years.
I dont give a shit about yours, Jones.
*I'll see you
Kingston Avenue? Fuck that!
Hahaha ButtBoy you really do have bad views don't you? You poor little pig
Again, keep me out of your fucking beastiality assfucking homosexual fantasies, you little cunt.
*tickles ButtFuckhead
Who's a sensitive wee bugger?! you are!
haha, you guys are so mean....but really it's enough to just say
fail
drives her batshit-insane!
Have you been on chat, camy?
Fugs: Kinda, why?
Just getting '502 bad gateway' just wondering if it was my wonderful isp playing silly buggers again.
I'm getting the same error fugs.
http://tinyurl.com/3p74xa
I know that my witty comments make you go apeshit every time you read them, Seafail, but you really need to tone it down a notch. I mean, "fail" is like the best, most ingenious comeback of all time and I surely cannot respond with anything better.
fail
Well Im using mIRC, so it works fine for me
same chat fail for me there, cat and dog.
I can't be bothered messing with irc, now that I know it's not just me I'm happy.
BUCK NORRIS ALREADY KILLED YOU IT WAS IN A MOVIE.
Bono, for the love of god, be at least a bit funny when you try, ok?
You should stop picking up strays Steven.
i'm not picking up anything.
they just kinda like me, i guess.
god knows why...
Maybe you're in heat.
hahaha, you asshole!
lol, picking up strays
i'm still bemused by a seagull chatting to a cat and a dog
Says the grey square.
You have awesome concepts, but you need to add humorous things to them!!!
Im not even looking at this one cause I know it blows.
Still not funny.
The only thing worse than an asshole is an asshole who thinks he's funny. Didn't everyone already confirm that you're unfunny and trying way too hard to gain approval?
I thought it was mildly amusing. Plus, he mentioned me. That automatically makes it at least a little cool.
What, you with that same old shit again? There's such a thing as too much narcissism.
*yawn
Is there such a thing as too much yawning? If there is I better stop reading your comments before I have an aneurism.
Why don't make some comment about how 'the mainstream media is about as reliable and accurate as this shit because it's all controlled by the same people who are running our government behind the scenes and they print whatever they want people to think and believe'?
Because that stuff is really entertaining.
Tit for tat, sunshine.
Tit for tat leaves everyone breastless.
1. Refuting truth is one hallmark of the classic narcissist.
2. If styling your awesome hair didn't give you an aneurism, nothing will.
1. Baloney
2. Cheese
"Hi, my name is Roland and I reek of a scornful and jaded negativity. I also strongly distrust the integrity and motives of others."
"Hi, Roland!"
Have you read 'Brave New World'?
Fashion me a sandwich of epic contortions.
A ham on lie of epic proportions.
A turkey on rye with a side of distortions.
A bullshit sub, doled out in portions.
Four legs good. Two legs bad.
"No-legs lay on one-leg, two legs sat near on three legs, four legs got some."
Dude, you'd be well off to re-read some Orwell. Also have you read anything worthwhile lately? I'm running out of good stuff.
Recent good ones: Water for Elephants, Aztec, 1984, and The Journals of Lewis and Clark.
Brave New World > 1984
1983 is less then 1984
Aynone know how to use the blue keys on an HP laptopÉ><^^¸ Shit now I have it locked!
Brave New World was shit.......Gatsbys FTW
Are you fucking retarded?
How on earth could you possible describe it as shit?
Go ahead, make your point. Explain your grievances with the book, so we can understand why you think it is shit.
My money is on you being completely unable to describe, in a coherent manner, exactly what shortcomings you found with Brave New World.
i put my money on whammy.........fag
and it was shit.......
i'm drunk right now, but i'll be sure to get y ou the five part essay on how the gatsbys blows the shit out of brave new world......stay tuned...
"It's shit"
"Why"
"I feel that....it doesn't....I prefer....FUCK YOU, it's just shit"
I bet you think that Transformers is full of political undertones.
...& the relationship between man & machine. It's akin to Space Odyssey in its depiction of mans reliance of technology getting out of hand.
IT'S SHIT!
I prefer Lord of the Flies over all three of those.
I'm very proud of my work. It is right up there with the finest homo-recruitment material.
-William Golding
Is that supposed to be funny?
What?
I was just looking up Lord of the Flies & came across that quote. Here, see for yourself...
www.completelygenuinequotes.com/alltrue/williamgolding.
Thats because you love fantasizing fucking Ralph, Piggy, and all those young boys on the island, you fucking child molesting pervert. Rot in hell.
The Inheritors was another good Golding book.
Oh, it seems do be down right now. I guess they use the same hardware as Mucho.
Just check it later.
My homoerotic ideas are nearly always misinterpreted or simply misunderstood. If people were to read this 60 years from now, in say, 2009, they wont believe it to be true.
-William Golding
OOOOOOH MY GOD...that is just creepy.
@roland: ever tried michel houellebeq?
his views on the world are as fucked up as yours, you would love it.
Wow, he actually said that.
I just read The Great Gatsby 2 weeks ago. I haven't read Brave New World yet but have read 1984 several times and have to say that Gatsby is nowhere near as good. Gatsby struck me as being written by someone that likes to hear himself talk. And, if you haven't read it yet, keep a dictionary handy, Fitzgerald likes to use large, obscure words.
Brave New World was a good read...
In 7th grade.
Like you ever got that high a reading level
I don't remember any homoerotic stuff in the three Golding books I've read.
Lord Jim, by Joseph Conrad is an old favorite.
i read Gentleman Jim by Raymond Briggs
atm, it's 'electric kool-aid test' by tom wolfe.
I'm just starting The Demon-Haunted World by Carl Sagan.
i haven't watched anything transformers since i was six
(Leonard Cohen Beautiful Losers for me)
I read Sagan's Dragons of Eden long ago as recommended by a hippy girlfriend. Interesting stuff.
roland, saw my tip 'bout houellebeq up there?
i'm pretty sure you'd like him.
I looked some of his poetry up and wasn't impressed, but maybe his novels are better. And what's this about my "world view"? What better gauge of a man can be had, than that of his Mucho posts?
sheesh, don't get your panties in a bunch, i'm just saying he's an highly intelligent, overly cynical and thouroughly disillusioned individual, just like you, no offense.
and, yeah, the novels are where he really shines. i can't recommend one, because they all rock, but "extension du domaine de la lutte" is agreat one to start with.
i think the title of the english translation (don't know how good your french is) is "whatever", but i'm not sure.
really, give him a try, you'll like it!
To be honest, my French is non-existent, but I'll give "Whatever" a shot. I usually buy books by the stack at library sales for like a quarter a piece, and read down the pile two or three at a time till I'm done, picking up the odd new one at the bookstore so it might be awhile 'till I get to it... appreciate the recommendation.
"The true university of these days, is a collection of books."
my pleasure.
i'll be delighted to hear your opinion about it after you've gotten to and through it.
oh and i fucked up, he's spelled michel houellebecq really, with an odd 'c' before the odd 'q'.
you're delusional
you're just upset cos he never took the piss out of you in this
no. he's delusional in thinking anything he does is news worthy
or post worthy even
So how come that fatass Drums doesnt have to use the magnify button like the rest of us then
do you really care?
do i fuck
Yes, you fuck
i guess you don't, fries, i guess you never...except when it comes to tire irons
btw, you got some fail in your thread.
Yeah, Hank forgot to tie Seafail's neck to his giant nigger dildo that he keeps in his basement for when this fucker and Hank have one of their intimate buttfucking sessions. I wouldnt recommend replying back to this assfucker or else he might stick to you like Hank's cum stains all over Seafail's gaping asshole.
eww, it's under my shoe again.
sorry fries, i'll smear it somewhere else...
but i guess you'll have to endure one more
fail
Why do you always mention Hank? You dirty lesbian
Didnt you know? Seafail is Hank's little ass slave that he keeps in his basement. Usually, hes just a giant pussy, giving dumbass remarks like "fail" whenever he doesnt have enough time to think of an adequate response because he has to get back to sucking Hank's cock. But its when Hank forgets to tie Seafail in the basement that this shitbag loses all sense of reality and starts ranting and raving like some diseased, coke-addicted hooker.
Of course, I actually find Seafail's serious lack of intelligence and shitty comebacks very refreshing. He might be Hank's bitch, but hes one of my sources of entertainment.
You think I'm going to read that, you bucket-of-fail? Fuck off. Also, you should try be funny for once you fat shit.
You know what? Just be quiet. You lonely fuck
Seafail = Hank's little bitch
Haha. I forgot that I was dealing with a faggot.
Ill give the same response to you that I have to your faggot friend:
grow some balls and just ignore me, dumbass, if you want to quit being a loud pussy.
gave*
You're dealing with someone who doesn't really care and just wants to mock your crying ass.
Oh yeah and eh ... fail
AND ... http://tinyurl.com/3p74xa
see camy, you get tired of it fast.
Im dealing with a useless piece of shit who's a masochist and loves fantasizing about fucking little pigs, motherfucker.
yeah, Hank's enormous cock must get very tiring fast, you fucking queers.
Are you? Well tell this Pig-Pimp to stall you, I need a drink, all this crybaby owning is making me thirsty
(Oh and dont try a thirsty for cum joke, you're easy to predict)... (and very unfunny)
If by "crybaby owning" you mean scarring your future incest-bred mutant offspring, then yes, you're getting the hang of this.
Sure thing, unfunny guy
Hey, look what I can do .. watch .. http://tinyurl.com/3p74xa
wow, fries will never come back here...
Camy, replace the "a" with a "b" in that link for something better.
that's brilliant, jones.
did you just do that?
We wish Jones, we wish...
That ButtRuckus gay is a hard one to shake.
He's too stupid to run off, infact him and Bono are very similar
*her
The fact that you spent time doing this and thought it was funny enough to post only serves to further entrench your douchebag status. Now please do us all a favor and eat a hand full of lye or something.
bono i'm going to stab you in the face
you're not remotely funny and i'm positive you are gay
i'm going to hurt you
dik's going to hurt you.
Dik's going to hurt himself if he doesn't do a little stretching and warming up before he hurts you.
Also, he should consult with a physician before attempting any strenuous violence.
i will hurt him even if it kills me
That's the spirit, dik!
If you weren't called Bono, which you are. And if you were funny, which you're not.
I'd still hate you.
but other than that..
___
You're a terrible, Bono. You should take some classes or something.
now, without any internet cynicism:
bono, i want you to die!
seriously, i think the whole world
would be a better place if you
just ended your sorry existence.
i'm not kidding in any way,
please just stop breathing.
that way you could at least
achieve something: become the messiah
of the noobs. die for all the bullshit
noobs are doing to this world each
day, and maybe you'll earn half a
coolguy point.
which would leave you at-199,5.
i'm serious about this. sacrifice yourself
for all noobkind, and maybe some day
people like scarlet/buttfungus/holesome/etc.etc.
will wear little bono chrosses
around their necks. isn't that enticing?
one suicide vid is all it takes, think about it.
You have some mad poetic skills, Seafail.
http://tinyurl.com/3p74xa
That's cool. But really, I read your post like a poem. It was a bit of a stretch but it worked out in the end. Good job.
internet cynicism.
mmm let us consider that one
Please stop breathing!
messiah
of the noobs!
What did this guy do to get you so fired up.
I am nobody
it's okay brownwings, most people don't get me. and your self-perception is spot-on.
My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo
I'd like to sink her with my pink torpedo
They don't write em like that anymore
talk about buncakes, my girl's got 'em.
i'm sorry. you cool!
Break like the wind. FTW.
"this one's called 'lick my love pump' "
YAY!
damn, now i have to rewatch it for the gazillionth time!
yay criterion edition!
It's part of a trilogy, a musical trilogy I'm working on in D minor which is the saddest of all keys, I find. People weep instantly when they hear it, and I don't know why
"whats wrong with being sexy?"
nigel actually was my mucho avatar before i switched to the real steven seagull
Nigel & Co.....proof that Americans do have a sense of humour
yeah, but i always perceived spinal tap's humour as rather british.
My keyboard goes up to 11.
That's 1 louder than 10.
my cock does, too.
11 is too old.
Yeah once they take their first step they're fuckable ... wait what we talking about again?
but why don't you just make 10 the top number and make that a little louder?
eew, can't we go back to spinal tap quotes?
Mr Seagull i initially entered this conversation, on the sole purpose to disagree with your initial tirade. However i am finding the lack of response from the original target to be less than satisfactory. I find myself in the out of the ordinary position, of agreeing with your original statement. Bono is a complete cunt.
11 is louder than 10.
see brownwings, told ya!
oh and
as long as there's, you know, sex and drugs, I can do without the rock and roll.
two out of three ain't bad. But 3 out of 3 is better.
did you just break our awesome chain of tap quotes, or can't i remember that one?
Bono, you disappoint me more than the revealing of Lucid's tits.
Honestly, stop trying, cool down and be yourself. Once you've done that, go to ebaums, youtube and the unmentionable, they'll love you there, I promise.
don't listen to the dog's lies, bono.
suicide is the only solution.
Steven, everybody hates you. At least possum liked me for like 40 minutes.
who hates me? apart from you, scar and her ten aliases?
I dont hate you, Seafail. I just like fucking with you.
well, i hate you.
and do you really have to track my every comment and reply instantly wether i'm talking to you or not? are you that desperate you little bitch?nvm, dont answer just
fail
Ill do whatever the fuck I want, but Ill most likely refrain from replying unless you address me in future comments, just out of sympathy for your sorryass.
Fail
Bono, please, please, please, whatever medication you are on just swallow the whole bottle. I cannot imagine anyone liking you, even for 40 mins. I'm a fairly easygoing guy, I try to find the good in everybody, but there is just no way I can bring myself to even feel sorry for you. I try to imagine your lonely childhood, the parents both working 2 jobs so that they didn't have to be at home with you, the friendly little dog that they bought to keep you company gnawing its leg off, not because it was caught in a trap but so that it could bleed to death to get away from you. I mean, this is the fucking internet, where I would normally give 2 shits about what anyone says or does, and you have even transcended to a level of annoyance that I can't even stand to look at your piece of shit avatar with your smarmy glasses and those shitstains on your cheek and chin from licking your cum out of some crackhead vagrants asshole. You have succeeded in worming your way into my conciousness to the point that I no longer fantasize about blowing my wad up Alana's nose, instead I now fantasize about slowly torturing you to death. Nobody here likes you, your father hated you, your mother was ashamed that she gave birth to you, that neighbor that showed you all those special, naked games cut his dick off because it had touched you and your child psycologist was secretly trying to get you to commit suicide. It's not too late, swallow some pills, bag your head, cut your wrists and jump off a pier into deep water with 50 pounds of weights in your pockets. You are a waste of the defective genetic material that, against all odds, let you survive childbirth. Be a good little cock-gobbler and at least have someone post the video when you finally realize that death IS the better solution for you.
*takes out his reading glasses
Well said, SNIKT, now replace Bono with ButtFungus and repeat the text.
I think everybody would be in total agreement.
*bow's in deepest respect before SNIKT and his awesome imagination*
no, seriously, lol!
chapeau, claw-hands,
or should i say 'bravo' ?
absolutely fugs, absolutely!
What SNIKT said, Fugs too.
I like Steven, I just hope one day to feel his arms around me.
Squeeze me tight.
Haha
I'm not reading all that. Anybody want to summarize that for me?
oh, how would love to polish my fingernails on your stubbly head, oranje.
did i just write fingernails?
i meant cockn'balls.
sorry.
SNIKT just handed Bono a HUGE 'fuck off & die'.
I no longer shave my head, darling.
But for you, I could.
oh, oranje. doesn't that cry for a new pic?
iwould tie-dye my ass cheeks for you,
butterscotch.
It's a date.
Jesus shit SNIKT...that's the most I've ever read on ms, but I have to say...well done sir...well done
absolutely, i'll ring you up next time im in the UK. and you should really post a new pic.
maybe in a pirate costume on a comic con or something like that. mucho loves this shit!
*golf clap*
No new pics until I'm in one worth posting.
I'm not making some myspace-style self shot bollocks...not even for you.
but...but i thought we had something special!
no, seriously, i can totally relate.
who knows if i'll ever show my mug around here. the lady users might die of spontaneous vaginal combustion.
most of the fags would die too, i guess.
i put neutron wowsers
in peoples trousers!
Snikt comes out of retirement claws bared and covered in noob shards. Good show.
what is it about this guy that provokes such a vitriolic reaction?
Beats me
He doesn't bother me at all. I actually think Bono is mildly amusing. Much better than that lame boy fondler/cosplaying fat dyke ButtFugly.
I hate his face.
I alienated myself from about 15 people* during my first week at uni, & Bono reminds me of that. Apparently, most people don't find it appropriate to mock someones stupid yellow glasses.
I should actually be glad, if I didn't make myself the black sheep, I would have spent 3 years trying to avoid them.
*losers.
I would find it appropriate to mock someones stupid yellow glasses.
Holy shit, Boner. You're not satisfied with being completely irritating AND unfunny? Now you have to attack charter members? Do you have any fucking idea what you're stepping into?
he's lonely and needs someone to hold him
The best thing about this post?
All the hate and anger directed towards Bono.
Hahahaha... I love it.
What'd I say years ago, Nix...Lord Of The Flies. Bobo's the fly.