hahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahha is probly the only response i could conjur up upon reading that bravo.
this was on our local news...she pissed on someone's porch,the cops came,didnt take her than and then she was sitting out in traffic mooing at people...they only left her in the costume cuz i heard she didnt have anything else on under it,though it looks like she does here..
I have this exact same cow suit. Swear to god. I ordered it off the internet to wear to a halloween party at a disabled children's hospital here in town last year.
Comments to The mugshot of the century
'sup?
chillin'
lol. Chocolate milk.
hahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahha is probly the only response i could conjur up upon reading that bravo.
-bows-
Fucking hilarious. I salute you sir!
Those utters look moldy
the udders too
^Racist.
Its true. Ive always prefered the Guernsey over those dirty jobless Holsteins
Black baldies are cunning cows, masters of disguise..
That guy's Black Angus.
I read the article involving this picture. I think she took a piss in someone's lawn while she was in the cow suit. Makes sense to me.
Thats a fuckin chick?! Oh dear god...well, the udders should have been a dead give away, right? ...dumb bitch.
"milk,milk,milk,milk , lemonade -
around the corner fudge is made...."
"stick your finger in the hole
and you'll get a tootsie-roll!"
...everybody sing!...
It wasn't MILK he was producing...
I hate to say it but is it a he?
Having taken a second look at the face, I'm not really sure.
Can I get yo numba?
he musta got arrested for asking girls to suck his utters.
Probably for a Mooving Violation.
That was Udderly terrible.
You two need to be put out to pasture.
You have some sort of beef with those two?
Man you guys are milking this for all it's worth.
Oh, he's just horny.
Hey, we're playing for high steaks here.
You're just grazing the surface here
What's everyone's beef with her anyways?
I'd already hoofed that comment in there, urk.
How the fuck did I not see that?
I don't know, what heifer were you thinking?
We need to take a paws from this, its way too funny.
I slaughtered this thread.
i feel a bit sheepish
Tsk, tsk, 'rish and fries made non-cow related comments.
They need a good hiding.
Seriously, they're jokes weren't even calf as funny as mine.
Cow can these jokes get any worse?
I know, they're offal.
They're steering us in the wrong direction.
I vote with shank them.
Yeah, this is turning into a lot of bull.
Dairy say more?
Veal have to stop this, it's a load of tripe.
Cunts^.
that's what i like to see out of you..1 word..keep it up dickman
...said Stan to his owner...
Zzzzzzzap!
More like Cccccrap.
This thread is obviously going to go on until the cows come home.
I've herd it all before.
scariest holstien ever
you'd fuck it
this was on our local news...she pissed on someone's porch,the cops came,didnt take her than and then she was sitting out in traffic mooing at people...they only left her in the costume cuz i heard she didnt have anything else on under it,though it looks like she does here..
Nah, they left her in the suit because they'd know how good a picture it would be!
I have a pretty terrible mugshot of myself.
No one is surprised.
only losers like you get busted
The only reason why planty hasn't been busted is because there are no local cops
haha, I sent this one too. Damn, this woman fucking pissed on a fellow motorist... what a dipshit!
hehe, oops, what chevy said....
That's the ugliest fuckin' cow I've ever seen.
I've seen worse. Speaking of which, how is your mother anyway?
Her milk is sour.
My Mother is fine, thank you for being so considerate.
he or she or it tried to milk some one against their will?
"Ms. Shaniqua LaQuinta Tercel Lexus... You are charged with impersonating a cow and loitering. How do you plead?"
"Loitering? I didn't loiter! I put my trash in the trash can! Them cops lie!"
do you cry yourself to sleep at night?
Nope. You mom says, "Hi", btw.
hi mom
i saw this on fark a few days ago. This woman looks like a real life simpsons character.
Bleeding Gums Murphy?
I THINK THE CHARGES WERE IDENTITY THEFT. A MONKEY DRESSING UP AS A COW.
Do you masquerade as a human being?
I think he's trying to masquerade as someone who knows how to use a keyboard.
And he's failing.
I have this exact same cow suit. Swear to god. I ordered it off the internet to wear to a halloween party at a disabled children's hospital here in town last year.
It's a photo of you isn't it.
It could be.
^Hanky, the mild mannered janitor.
With a Hank Chinaski chop?
man, i doubt I am the only one getting tired of you hankchinaski. you can go away now.
No, it's pretty much just you. Which is funny, because EVERYONE is tired of you.
Hahaha. Exowhunu is tired of me!
What world is that guy living in?
Third world.
what a fat cow!
cows.... actually related to the camel..a lot of people don't know that
thanks Dr Dolittle