say, Rolandofgilead, is that a reference to Roland from the Stephen King Dark Tower series. Those were some awesome books... well, after awhile, they kinda went all over the place and weren't as as cool, but the gunslinger was pretty cool.
I was in Saigon, right before the fall of Da Nang, I remember I was trapped in a foxhole with only 10 rounds to my name, I looked over the lip and saw 7 V.C. running stright towards me. I knew that if I shot the leader the others would take cover. So, I shot them one at a time from last in line to first. The morter fire covered the sounds of my shots and I was able to take out all 7 of them, before air support napalmed the entire area. Hope that clears it up for you.
Yep, I could hear them rounds a clangin' and a bangin' on the sides o them Higgins boats I tell ya. I was still green then and fresh from the farm. Never before or never again will I see so many boats as I saw crossin the channel that day. As we neared the shore the pillboxes peppered us for all they was worth, but we hung fast, we did. When the ramp dropped ya could hear the cries of the screamin an the dyin, but just barely over the firin o the guns. But now, as the years has passed, the guns has gotten quiter, but those screams keepsa gettin louder. Louder day by day.
Oh yeah, well I was at Antietam. Damn bloodiest shit I ever saw, I was in the first charge, got off two shoots with my muzzle loader, before I started swinging it like club. I crossed the fence the yanks had erected on short notice and happened upon a box of TNT. I had just rolled a smoke before the bugle sounded, and I used it to light the sticks, before I threw them. Decimated half the oppossition before I was pistol whipped from behind. The yanks gave me a medal even though I was from the south. They said they had never seen such bravery shown on the field of battle, and they reggreted ever starting the War of Northern Aggression.
Well, when I was hairier and unable to speak, a giant obelisk came rushing out of the sky and impacted the earth like the hammer of zeus. I paused for a moment, wondering where the eerie classical music that began to play emenated from. But just then, I noticed that you were closer to the obelisk than I, so I picked up a femur from a long deceased animal and whacked you with it.
I was swimming along in the primordial ozze and happend upon a section that was hard, and I was unable to swim through it so I wiggled out onto hard land and noticed that the small apendages on the sides of my body worked quite well is moving me across this unfamiliar terrain.
Oh yes, obviously. Goes without saying. Question #2 What time zone do you live in. Try to be more snappy with the answers too, if you don't mind, my attention span gets shorter, as I get older.
lol and here I thought your name came from the 12 paladins (knights) of charlemagne who fought against the arabs invading france back in the 8th century
It's not a photoshop. I was introduced to them, pulled my dick out, one started blowing me, and my buddy snapped the picture. Why is this so hard to believe?
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They are actually pretty ugly...ten pounds of makeup can't change that
I'd still put my dick in their mouths.
Wow, best photoshop i ever seen
if i had a time machine priority numero uno would be to get back ten years and fuck these sluts when they were on the set of full house
It's not a photoshop, read the description. I'm actually kinda pissed it got taged as one. Would I lie to you guys?
"go back ten years". fuck you assholes.
good job irish, i always knew they were slut bags.
Yeah, they're definitely not up to Qd21's standards. But who is?
fuckyou draw.. theyre pretty cute theyre just skinny lil bitches.
Ashley, totally fuckable. Mary Kate... Eat a sandwich!
Give it time Y'all, one day this will be true!
Actually, I think they could both stand to eat a few sandwiches.
lol ok ill admit the one not sucking dick is fuckable
REAL imo
Fake...?
crap job.
You should post it.
What ever happened to predictibility?
The milkman, the paperboy, evening TV.
Everywhere you look , everywhere you go (there's a heart).
There's a heart
A hand to hold onto.
Everywhere you look , everywhere you go.
There's a face
Of somebody who needs you.
Eveywhere you look,
When you're lost out there and you're all alone,
A light is waiting to carry you home,
Everywhere you look.
Everywhere you look.
Just go play MegaMan or something.
Congatulations on being a huge fag.
Roland likes cock.
Sorry he forgot the title to his ode to Archman's Rectum.
Now he's saying how snappy I dress.
I'm playing Battletoads thank you.
You missed a line:
"You miss your old familar friends, but
waiting just around the bend."
say, Rolandofgilead, is that a reference to Roland from the Stephen King Dark Tower series. Those were some awesome books... well, after awhile, they kinda went all over the place and weren't as as cool, but the gunslinger was pretty cool.
Yeah, King is the king. I thought it a bit of a stretch when he wrote himself into the series, but still good.
And I spent a good deal of my late teens and early twenties drinking and playing mario-kart with friends!
How old are you Roland?
Ehhh... I was alive when Saigon fell, but just barely.
Your turn...
Fess up sonny.
hell yeah those dark tower books were cool as hell..the shanarra series by terry brooks were good too
I was in Saigon, right before the fall of Da Nang, I remember I was trapped in a foxhole with only 10 rounds to my name, I looked over the lip and saw 7 V.C. running stright towards me. I knew that if I shot the leader the others would take cover. So, I shot them one at a time from last in line to first. The morter fire covered the sounds of my shots and I was able to take out all 7 of them, before air support napalmed the entire area. Hope that clears it up for you.
Shawn, I read those too but it was along time ago. I had forgotten all about those.
Yep, I could hear them rounds a clangin' and a bangin' on the sides o them Higgins boats I tell ya. I was still green then and fresh from the farm. Never before or never again will I see so many boats as I saw crossin the channel that day. As we neared the shore the pillboxes peppered us for all they was worth, but we hung fast, we did. When the ramp dropped ya could hear the cries of the screamin an the dyin, but just barely over the firin o the guns. But now, as the years has passed, the guns has gotten quiter, but those screams keepsa gettin louder. Louder day by day.
Oh yeah, well I was at Antietam. Damn bloodiest shit I ever saw, I was in the first charge, got off two shoots with my muzzle loader, before I started swinging it like club. I crossed the fence the yanks had erected on short notice and happened upon a box of TNT. I had just rolled a smoke before the bugle sounded, and I used it to light the sticks, before I threw them. Decimated half the oppossition before I was pistol whipped from behind. The yanks gave me a medal even though I was from the south. They said they had never seen such bravery shown on the field of battle, and they reggreted ever starting the War of Northern Aggression.
Well, when I was hairier and unable to speak, a giant obelisk came rushing out of the sky and impacted the earth like the hammer of zeus. I paused for a moment, wondering where the eerie classical music that began to play emenated from. But just then, I noticed that you were closer to the obelisk than I, so I picked up a femur from a long deceased animal and whacked you with it.
This all feels a bit familiar....
I was swimming along in the primordial ozze and happend upon a section that was hard, and I was unable to swim through it so I wiggled out onto hard land and noticed that the small apendages on the sides of my body worked quite well is moving me across this unfamiliar terrain.
And so it begins again....
So, how old?
I was just BARELY alive when Saigon fell. Really...
Slick story telling Irish. I am suprised they all didnt just surrender.
I gotcha, you're about 4 years older than me grandpa.
4 years *wiser
don'tcha mean?
Oh yes, obviously. Goes without saying. Question #2 What time zone do you live in. Try to be more snappy with the answers too, if you don't mind, my attention span gets shorter, as I get older.
Heh?... Put yer dentures in fore ya talk to me son.
Wow, you fuckers are old.
Roland, you should go tell about how you laid waste to Tull.
lol and here I thought your name came from the 12 paladins (knights) of charlemagne who fought against the arabs invading france back in the 8th century
they should suck one cock for every dollar in their bank account.
That's a great idea.
Hell i'll even give them a dollar each to chew on mine.
Nice photoshop
It's not a photoshop, read the description.
So was it weird watching them suck some guy off when you met them?
Arch, maybe you should reread the description.
i suppose you'll take credit for someone else's ps job too
^lol
It's not a photoshop. I was introduced to them, pulled my dick out, one started blowing me, and my buddy snapped the picture. Why is this so hard to believe?
^^lol
After reading about Vietnam, The Civil War, and Primordial ooze, I fin d this very believable.
ugly bitches
now that i took a second look, ill promote em to acceptable sluts
odd situation
bob saget should come out and start telling the twins about a lesson to be learned here...
You know, I hated him on AFM and I hated him on Full House. But his stand up? Fucking hilarious.
yes smerf I have seen some of it, but he seems to talk about full house but with jokes and curses, he never lets it go
I think this is from Vivid. It's called "Full Mouth".