Just kidding, I don't have a dog to bake at the moment. We did have a guard dog at work that was impossible to yell at cuz he was so laid back and mild mannered. Well, I say guard dog, he was 175lbs of soft as a kitten long haired german shepherd. RIP Jasper :(
He was weighed at the vets during a check-up and came in at 80 kilos. When he died, it took two of us to lift him into the car to take him away, he was a very big dog.
I hate Pepsi, and people should not drink it...it sucks. Also, I bet that guy would have flown off the handle and beat his dog, if this wasn't just a gay commercial.
Fuck this. I was watching the whole thing expecting 500 pound humanoid, pink haired puddles of flesh going at it. That almost would have been better than this shit.
Comments to The Perfect Crime
My dog stole a burger off the table once. He ate through the wrapper and spit out the pickles.
fussy fucker. I had a girlfriend like that once
My Ex used to have a Boston Terrier That ate 3 chalupas we forgot about... Used to
My dog stole a piece of cheese off of my plate once and I slapped him a few times hard for it.
Am I a bad guy if I smack my dog once in a while?
yes
just kidding but stan never does that..he does however eat garbage and piss all over when i'm not around....just like LSD
Piss in the house? Seriously? You should tie him up outside. If my dog pissed in the apartment, he'd fucking regret it.
i'd rather tie dik jr. outside
stan doesn't really do it often at all , just once in a blue moon...like basically every dog
My wolf stole a whole chicken off the counter that I was fixing to bake. I grabbed it out of his mouth, washed it off, and baked it.
If I yell at my dog he acts like I hit him so I just yell, but if he pee'd in the house I'd hit him.
If my dog stole a chicken off the counter, I'd let him eat it and then bake the dog.
Mmmm....Turdoggen.
Hahaha, Fugs, say it isn't so
Nom nom nom!
I like dogs...
Just kidding, I don't have a dog to bake at the moment. We did have a guard dog at work that was impossible to yell at cuz he was so laid back and mild mannered. Well, I say guard dog, he was 175lbs of soft as a kitten long haired german shepherd. RIP Jasper :(
lol @ claude :)
Joining OhSnap in laughter. Turdoggen, can we get it shipped to the house for the holidays?
175 pound German Shepherd? I don't think so.
He was weighed at the vets during a check-up and came in at 80 kilos. When he died, it took two of us to lift him into the car to take him away, he was a very big dog.
My dog fuckin' does that! Pisses me off.
he bites your pussy?!?!
No but I was the only person in my family whom he would proceed to hump incessantly.
he knew you were the only one not getting any
Should I make a Claude joke? Nah, too easy.
Dude, the new avatar is creepy.
I didn't know avatars could age...
....?
It looks like it's 90 years older than it was... Or am I crazy?
fuck, its disturbingly disgusting
Nipples.
That commercial is so pre 9/11.
ha nice
I hate Pepsi, and people should not drink it...it sucks. Also, I bet that guy would have flown off the handle and beat his dog, if this wasn't just a gay commercial.
the fuhrer has spoken. No more pepsi for me then.
Alles gegen Pepsi! Mucho Heil!
no fuckin kidding!
wheres the fuckin killings?
I love Pepsi. -Well, Pepsi Max.
I love pepsi, and pepsi products... coke sucks.
Dr. Pepper all the way so pepsi for me
Fuck this. I was watching the whole thing expecting 500 pound humanoid, pink haired puddles of flesh going at it. That almost would have been better than this shit.
See: SMerf