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The Perfect Crime

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The Perfect Crime

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Comments to The Perfect Crime

  • 1rish1
    1rish1 2008-04-16T04:27:48Z says:

    My dog stole a burger off the table once. He ate through the wrapper and spit out the pickles.

    • jimijames
      jimijames 2008-04-16T10:36:05Z says:

      fussy fucker. I had a girlfriend like that once

    • FLFisher
      FLFisher 2008-04-16T14:19:07Z says:

      My Ex used to have a Boston Terrier That ate 3 chalupas we forgot about... Used to

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-04-16T15:52:03Z says:

      My dog stole a piece of cheese off of my plate once and I slapped him a few times hard for it.

      Am I a bad guy if I smack my dog once in a while?

    • dik
      dik 2008-04-16T16:02:26Z says:

      yes

    • dik
      dik 2008-04-16T16:04:09Z says:

      just kidding but stan never does that..he does however eat garbage and piss all over when i'm not around....just like LSD

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-04-16T16:14:45Z says:

      Piss in the house? Seriously? You should tie him up outside. If my dog pissed in the apartment, he'd fucking regret it.

    • dik
      dik 2008-04-16T16:21:00Z says:

      i'd rather tie dik jr. outside

    • dik
      dik 2008-04-16T16:22:07Z says:

      stan doesn't really do it often at all , just once in a blue moon...like basically every dog

    • jamiee1869
      jamiee1869 2008-04-16T17:32:42Z says:

      My wolf stole a whole chicken off the counter that I was fixing to bake. I grabbed it out of his mouth, washed it off, and baked it.

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2008-04-16T19:16:45Z says:

      If I yell at my dog he acts like I hit him so I just yell, but if he pee'd in the house I'd hit him.

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2008-04-16T19:27:44Z says:

      If my dog stole a chicken off the counter, I'd let him eat it and then bake the dog.

    • ClaudeBallz
      ClaudeBallz 2008-04-17T00:18:46Z says:

      Mmmm....Turdoggen.

    • jamiee1869
      jamiee1869 2008-04-17T00:34:22Z says:

      Hahaha, Fugs, say it isn't so

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2008-04-17T00:47:49Z says:

      Nom nom nom!
      I like dogs...

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2008-04-17T01:01:53Z says:

      Just kidding, I don't have a dog to bake at the moment. We did have a guard dog at work that was impossible to yell at cuz he was so laid back and mild mannered. Well, I say guard dog, he was 175lbs of soft as a kitten long haired german shepherd. RIP Jasper :(

    • OhSnap
      OhSnap 2008-04-17T02:22:52Z says:

      lol @ claude :)

    • SNIKT
      SNIKT 2008-04-17T05:56:53Z says:

      Joining OhSnap in laughter. Turdoggen, can we get it shipped to the house for the holidays?

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-04-17T11:57:42Z says:

      175 pound German Shepherd? I don't think so.

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2008-04-17T17:08:19Z says:

      He was weighed at the vets during a check-up and came in at 80 kilos. When he died, it took two of us to lift him into the car to take him away, he was a very big dog.

  • JackingJumpFlash
    JackingJumpFlash 2008-04-16T04:31:02Z says:

    My dog fuckin' does that! Pisses me off.

    • fabreeze805
      fabreeze805 2008-04-16T07:37:08Z says:

      he bites your pussy?!?!

    • JackingJumpFlash
      JackingJumpFlash 2008-04-16T08:13:09Z says:

      No but I was the only person in my family whom he would proceed to hump incessantly.

    • beautifulwoodenlegs
      beautifulwoodenlegs 2008-04-17T00:26:43Z says:

      he knew you were the only one not getting any

  • smerf
    smerf 2008-04-16T06:55:11Z says:

    Should I make a Claude joke? Nah, too easy.

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2008-04-16T13:17:39Z says:

      Dude, the new avatar is creepy.

    • FLFisher
      FLFisher 2008-04-16T14:20:18Z says:

      I didn't know avatars could age...

    • smerf
      smerf 2008-04-17T01:52:03Z says:

      ....?

    • FLFisher
      FLFisher 2008-04-17T02:16:26Z says:

      It looks like it's 90 years older than it was... Or am I crazy?

    • elchris
      elchris 2008-04-17T02:18:55Z says:

      fuck, its disturbingly disgusting

    • JackingJumpFlash
      JackingJumpFlash 2008-04-17T06:19:00Z says:

      Nipples.

  • markiemark
    markiemark 2008-04-16T07:32:09Z says:

    That commercial is so pre 9/11.

  • vongoebel
    vongoebel 2008-04-16T09:44:13Z says:

    I hate Pepsi, and people should not drink it...it sucks. Also, I bet that guy would have flown off the handle and beat his dog, if this wasn't just a gay commercial.

    • jimijames
      jimijames 2008-04-16T10:37:16Z says:

      the fuhrer has spoken. No more pepsi for me then.

    • vongoebel
      vongoebel 2008-04-16T10:46:59Z says:

      Alles gegen Pepsi! Mucho Heil!

    • sir_puffalottabud
      sir_puffalottabud 2008-04-16T13:04:27Z says:

      no fuckin kidding!

      wheres the fuckin killings?

    • ClaudeBallz
      ClaudeBallz 2008-04-17T00:19:20Z says:

      I love Pepsi. -Well, Pepsi Max.

    • OhSnap
      OhSnap 2008-04-17T02:26:38Z says:

      I love pepsi, and pepsi products... coke sucks.

    • drumrave
      drumrave 2008-04-17T02:37:38Z says:

      Dr. Pepper all the way so pepsi for me

  • SNIKT
    SNIKT 2008-04-16T11:09:18Z says:

    Fuck this. I was watching the whole thing expecting 500 pound humanoid, pink haired puddles of flesh going at it. That almost would have been better than this shit.

AbsentMindedProf
posted April 16, 2008

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