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This is my idea of Perfection... i mean i like curvier girls too but when i invision a perfect body this is as close as ive ever seen. if i had to change something maybe shed have a cup size bigger on the breasts.. but i coudl live with what she has now.
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Comments to The perfect Female body
Damn.
Just... damn.
she's definatly as a very sexy body.
Yeah, that's pretty damn good.
absolutely.
Good call, Morph. I'd prefer slightly more toned, but that's still damn nice.
aaah, ah, oh i just came all over my key board!!
Loser.
fuck shes hot
Meh, I was fucking around with a girl better than that last weekend. I posted it, but have not seen it. Her only problem was a jealous husband. This chick needs to shave the vag for sure.
...oh, and look at those feet in the handstand. she really should've pointed them. that's exactly what the judges are looking for and i'm sure she got at least .25 of a point deduction for that careless bobble.
scheren? er viel helemaal niets te scheren!?
never ceases to amaze me that dorky guys in situations where they're tryin to impress other dorks critique almost any woman.
personally i think shes too skinny. but i'd still lie to her
^insert 'next' appropriately.
Ik denk dat hij betekende dat hij geen haar aan iedereen wil. Vic.
Sie brauchen English sprechen.
Shit that's wrong. God damn I'm rusty.
whats so amazing about this? my sister used to do this infront of me.
...and your sisters telephone number is?
when i think of a perfect body, i think of one that doesnt have an attention whore gland.
^ and you can differ body and mind/personality
anyways, i like her body :)
de-wolfie, misschien is het beter om de taal te leren, want die internet-vertaler bakt er niks van!
Smile, I don't know if that is hot or sick.
They're not speaking German anyway Arch. But it was a good try.
misschien=maybe, is het=it is, beter=better, te leren=to learn, de taal=the language, want=because, die=that, internet-vertaler=internet-translator, bakt er niks van=is worthless(saying).
there, a quick-course of learning dutch.
now, who's going to teach me japanese?
HAJIMEMASHITE! WATASHI WA MMA TO IIMAS.
GENKIDESKA VIC?
Well vic I never learned how to read or write in Dutch so I had to think what would make me look like less of a fucktard. 1, use the shitty internet translator and hope for the best. Or 2, knowing that everything I type wont be spelled right and maybe not even get my point across I went with one.
I will just stick with English and "einfach" Deutch from now on and try to save some dignity.
De-Wolifie...too late
+ De-Wolfie*
Nah, vic always checks old posts to see if has replies, just look at the eratic time of his posts.
haha are you spying on me? ..i heard something in the attic :|
is that you wolfie?!
nice wench :)
-Morph-:
Punctuation
⢠noun 1 the marks, such as full stop, comma, and brackets, used in writing to separate sentences and their elements and to clarify meaning. 2 the use of such marks.
In the future, how about using some commas, a period, and maybe even an apostrophe, so people other than you can make sense of your description, as opposed to everyone thinking you're just a rambling retard.
Thanks.
It was only a matter of time before the Punctuation Police would show..Fuck you pigs!!!!
you suck lots of cock
bateman you eat shit...
also..one more..fuck you!
also..one more..fuck you!
Just one period before "Fuck you pigs". Also, a single exclamation point or perhaps two would suffice in this particular circumstance.
borracho5000, I was ass raped by someone who didn't use punctuation. What's your excuse for being a total, and complete fuck-head?
borracho5000, I was ass raped by someone who didn't use punctuation; what's your excuse? Also, I don't really see how my fetish for feces is really any of your fucking business.
i dont know what's funnier, the fact that batman here said what he said the first time. Or the fact that he thought he could make it sound better the second time around because he didn't think it got posted the first time.
complete 'tard.
drinksonme.... you ...
...should..investigate''[]
a little ;;====
bit
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more....
i'm pretty sure not many took time to read the description douche bag.
HOLY SHIT! i made soo many grammatical errors!
if you all havent noticed by now i dont give a shit how i use or abuse the english language. il stick to making good posts rather than trying to make a name for myself by exposing the flaws of others.
cause im not a sad, sad little man.
P.S. im a hypocrit too!
I was hoping for her to puke up green shit at the camera after that exorcist move
i dont like her... shes wierd.
Yeah Girls are icky and have cooties! To the Box Fort! No girls allowed!
What do ya think of her Starr?
Haha
I'm waiting.
I don't know who's running the projector in my head, but he sure is immature.
Hey, I'm waiting for Starr's reply in this thread.
I have the exact same body type except my boobs are bigger...Oh and she's pretty...I wouldn't do her though
Oh my god... Arch must be dead because I just damn near had a heart attack. PLEASE post a picture Starr!! PLEASE!!! I'll pay you!!
Maybe I'll get a picture taken this weekend by the pool I'll post it on my myspace....for friends only though
huhaho oh god, uughgu *gasps* greeeeee *cough* Bishoooooooooo Zap, thats right portable defibrillator. No more heart attacks for me. You thought you had me again didn't you Starr? Well, think again. You can say hot stuff all you want now.
Yeah, but the sudden drop in blood pressure to your brain caused mild brain damage.
I'm ko smerf.
are you sure you're ok smerf??
Aren't you worried about me.
*hnng*..*HHNNNNG*..*splort* ah done!
damnit starrsky, no more, please!!
my balls have shriveled up because of all this involuntary fapping!
Yeah, I'm okay. In desperate need of some female companionship (a.k.a. hot make-outs and nookie), but I'm ok.
star, if you came down to a-town i swear i could take the best pictures of you! Sigh. i guess the pool shots will be just fine though...
Step off KB....Star, Yoko is a professional fashion photographer....Fly on out to Hollywood, I'll set it all up.
Dear god, you're actually trying to get with her?
Get real smerf.
NICE :)
Her boobs were a little to small but all in all she sure was pretty damn fine
Yeah, I like a bigger cup size myself. I'd still beat her guts from the inside though.
In not kicking her outta bed for farting ( or for following through )
She wasn't 18 dude, that's fucked.
I think were the only ones that noticed.
You are the only ones that shouldn't be noticed.
notice what?
Fugs was saying not to notice us....wait a second. I've played this game before. This is when you guys turn around when I'm talking to you, andthen don't pick me for the baseball team, isn't it?
mmyeah, the joke was that i hadn't noticed you two.. damnit it, having to explain it is the worst joke-killer..
sry wtf is she doing ?
attention whoring
I want to spank her ass then kiss the red spots!
the best way of finding womans navel is to start following her spine downwords from her neck - it's the third hole where the finger sinks
Hot!
I love a flexible woman.
lol you dip shits, i had better looking girls then her. To bad you guys can't find the ones i have :P
The one you have require an inflation device,can't say I would really want that type,I'll stick with the ones that have a pulse and breath on their own...
too bad you can't, either.
Hey stapleshimherselftocowpies;Why are you still here?...
the crabwalk?