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  • Gottlos
    Gottlos 2008-10-27T04:14:03Z says:

    Bacon please!

    • troutpotato
      troutpotato 2008-10-27T04:28:08Z says:

      Yep, I'm in the bacon line.

    • toxicdrunk
      toxicdrunk 2008-10-27T04:41:13Z says:

      fuck christ, gimme some bacon!!

    • jacq
      jacq 2008-10-27T06:32:34Z says:

      Christ doesn't give me protein. I'll take bacon LOL

    • mentalmarshmellow
      mentalmarshmellow 2008-10-27T06:56:55Z says:

      or grease, bacon for me too!

    • exojjl
      exojjl 2008-10-27T11:42:07Z says:

      christ will gived you bacon if you are a 5 year old boy...

    • jimijames
      jimijames 2008-10-28T09:48:47Z says:

      bacon ftw

  • Oranjeboom
    Oranjeboom 2008-10-27T04:18:56Z says:

    You have to be fucking kidding me!

    How old is this shit?

    Id face fuck that bitch though. What do you have to say about that, Arch?

    • JamesTKirk
      JamesTKirk 2008-10-27T04:24:07Z says:

      Let me answer for him:
      "Why don't you have a seat right over there?"

    • Nixon'sGhost
      Nixon'sGhost 2008-10-27T04:39:19Z says:

      Haha.

    • PookNasty
      PookNasty 2008-10-27T04:48:24Z says:

      "My Name is Chris Hansen from...."

    • -Morph-
      -Morph- 2008-10-27T05:05:06Z says:

      ... yeah pook we sorta got the joke...

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2008-10-27T05:06:45Z says:

      Pook is dumb as hell!

    • smerf
      smerf 2008-10-27T06:00:48Z says:

      I'd say it's a step up, Oranje.

    • AquaLunaTik
      AquaLunaTik 2008-10-27T06:39:43Z says:

      Where is thist hell you

    • AquaLunaTik
      AquaLunaTik 2008-10-27T06:41:01Z says:

      ...speak of...

    • exojjl
      exojjl 2008-10-27T11:43:05Z says:

      i am well, drunk as fuck...but this ain't news.

    • aXx
      aXx 2008-10-27T19:59:52Z says:

      now pook has to register with a new name!!!

  • stringsNstuff
    stringsNstuff 2008-10-27T04:44:05Z says:

    I'd love to give her a big hot juicey strip f bacon

    • exojjl
      exojjl 2008-10-27T11:44:12Z says:

      thanks. i did'nt know there was people who eat blue cheese balls with bacon!

  • stringsNstuff
    stringsNstuff 2008-10-27T04:44:15Z says:

    of*

    • stringsNstuff
      stringsNstuff 2008-10-27T04:44:40Z says:

      fuck*

    • DoubleC
      DoubleC 2008-10-27T05:12:09Z says:

      Like this
      1. Type the post, THEN
      2. Beat off to the 9-year old.
      Always works for me, anyway.

    • possum
      possum 2008-10-27T05:16:13Z says:

      HA!

    • exojjl
      exojjl 2008-10-27T11:45:10Z says:

      pssum you just hav'nt hit the level of admittance yet,,,

  • Vomitcircus
    Vomitcircus 2008-10-27T04:48:58Z says:

    Bakin' Christ.

    • exojjl
      exojjl 2008-10-27T11:45:38Z says:

      bakin' drunk....some bacon myght sober meh

  • toolman961
    toolman961 2008-10-27T05:20:49Z says:

    I got bacon so I'm going to keep on praying.

    • possum
      possum 2008-10-27T05:25:32Z says:

      i dont get it...

    • toolman961
      toolman961 2008-10-27T05:39:39Z says:

      Don't worry, one day you'll meet someone.

    • Gottlos
      Gottlos 2008-10-27T06:48:26Z says:

      I've met someone... hasn't turned me to christ. I've also had loved ones die... also hasn't turned me to christ. There's no universal catalyst for it, toolman, just accept that it's something completely personal for you.

    • xzekiel
      xzekiel 2008-10-27T07:16:18Z says:

      read it again gottlos

    • Gottlos
      Gottlos 2008-10-27T07:30:10Z says:

      I did. What are you missing?

    • xzekiel
      xzekiel 2008-10-27T08:43:42Z says:

      nevermind, you're hopeless

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-10-27T10:10:11Z says:

      "I don't get it."

      Toolman says, "Don't worry, one day you'll meet someone." implying that what possum doesn't get is sex.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-10-27T10:13:28Z says:

      Also, Gottlos, when you say, "There's no universal catalyst for it." you seem to be saying that you think there is some "It" out there.

      You may think so, I'm not sure, but I think it's nonsense. There is no "It" and there is no need to lend validity to religious beliefs by implying that there is.

    • exojjl
      exojjl 2008-10-27T11:46:59Z says:

      wtf? have you not read the book "IT" jeezus there is an it...

    • aXx
      aXx 2008-10-27T20:04:39Z says:

      man gottlos du bist so ein dummer vixer. du schnallst ja überhaupt nichts dummer vixer.

    • Gottlos
      Gottlos 2008-10-27T20:56:08Z says:

      I see my mistake. Sort of. Ex-laXx, go fick yourself with a cactus you stupid schlampe. Hank, the "it" I was referring to was whatever it is that turns people to religon. I never said it's based on anything real.

      However, what I don't get is your utter disregard for the possibility of there being some higher power. Sure, religion is bullshit, because it claims to know the unknowable. But so does atheism. I was under the impression no one really knows what does or doesn't exist beyond the reaches of human conception. I accept all ideas to be possible, but hold faith in none, because that would just be presumptuous.

      Or do you know something the rest of us don't?

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-10-27T23:58:36Z says:

      You use the 'knowledge gap approach' to lend some credibilty to religious belief. Sure, I don't know 100% that there is no "higher power" or "lower power" or "intermediate power" or God or god or Gods or gods or Goddess, etc... Nor do I know that Zeus doesn't exist, nor the tooth fairy.

      But, the probability that they exist is exceedingly low in my estimation. Low enough that I feel comfortable in calling myself an athiest, or saying that I don't believe in Santa Claus.

      The bottom line for me is that science's explanation of reality as we know it, limited though it may be, is still vastly superior to any religious explanation.

    • TheDissidentOne
      TheDissidentOne 2008-10-28T00:34:26Z says:

      zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-10-28T02:58:32Z says:

      Who the fuck was talking to you?

    • possum
      possum 2008-10-28T03:13:01Z says:

      i still dont get it

    • MixerSlut
      MixerSlut 2008-10-28T03:35:30Z says:

      God is imaginary...

    • Gottlos
      Gottlos 2008-10-28T04:50:56Z says:

      Can't argue with much there Hank. Your reasoning makes sense anyway, even if I don't totally agree with your views. And I'll never lend credibility to religious belief. Spirituality, sure, if that's what you choose to believe, but organized religion is and always will be the most abhorrent creation of mankind to ever plague this planet. In my opinion.

    • jimijames
      jimijames 2008-10-28T09:53:30Z says:

      got it now, possum?

  • ShamelessFapper
    ShamelessFapper 2008-10-27T05:32:09Z says:

    I KNEW Kevin Bacon was a Satan Worshiper !

    • exojjl
      exojjl 2008-10-27T11:49:50Z says:

      she is'nt dead. if she believed in christ she would still live? The irony! her commited sins are preserved! he did for them! sins? what sins? well she is a little whore in the making! Thus; well she is already dead. who is'nt. have a nice life.

    • exojjl
      exojjl 2008-10-27T11:50:22Z says:

      he hied* for them

    • exojjl
      exojjl 2008-10-27T11:50:50Z says:

      died**

    • exojjl
      exojjl 2008-10-27T11:51:15Z says:

      fuck maybe i need non-alcoholic alcohol if there is such a thing!

    • IamTheGreatest
      IamTheGreatest 2008-10-27T14:53:17Z says:

      Shut the fuck up, and fuck you exowhunu.

    • jimijames
      jimijames 2008-10-28T09:54:35Z says:

      i think you you need to go to bed now exo.

  • Rolandofgilead
    Rolandofgilead 2008-10-27T06:15:58Z says:

    It'd be slightly less mediocre if it said Mohammed.

    • exojjl
      exojjl 2008-10-27T12:03:00Z says:

      oh yeh! mohammed does'nt know about sins....and since christ accepted peoples sins he understood them; thus knowing what the sins are and capable of such. what an idiot. jesus is on my top 5 idiot list with barack obama right behind (email me for a list of why barack obama is an idiot.)

    • TheDissidentOne
      TheDissidentOne 2008-10-28T00:35:22Z says:

      no-one cares about your opinions or your lists.
      in fact, fuck your life in general

    • jimijames
      jimijames 2008-10-28T09:55:38Z says:

      Mohammed ate bacon sandwiches - fact.

  • DoubleTake
    DoubleTake 2008-10-27T06:21:38Z says:

    Doesn't Christ require 10% of the bacon that you bring home every year.

    • Gottlos
      Gottlos 2008-10-27T06:49:36Z says:

      Fuck that, bitch ain't gettin' MY bacon!!

    • abortedjesus
      abortedjesus 2008-10-27T06:56:30Z says:

      No your thinking of the aborted Christ. As I do in fact require 10% of your bacon.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-10-27T10:18:41Z says:

      Jesus was a fisher of men, in other words, a con man. And there is never a shortage of suckers ready to buy into that shit.

      What, eternal life in paradise? Who doesn't want to believe in that?

    • exojjl
      exojjl 2008-10-27T11:53:15Z says:

      some half blind asshole once in front of stor told me jesus died for my sins....I would'nt have felt like strangling the asshole if he had kept quiet!!! ah, the irony!

    • exojjl
      exojjl 2008-10-27T11:55:26Z says:

      i mean I might have accepted his disability...you know, but he revealed to me...his mental retardation. That he believed in christ...then I realized that this entity was a sinner...afterall, christ died for his sins. you know? ah, the irony!!!

  • antispeziesist
    antispeziesist 2008-10-27T08:30:04Z says:

    I reject both. What do I get?

    • Emper0rr
      Emper0rr 2008-10-27T08:32:19Z says:

      An eternity in a hell filled with disgusting turkey bacon. Enjoy!

    • Romeo2000
      Romeo2000 2008-10-27T10:21:40Z says:

      you could get the girl as well, anti...

      deal or no deal?

    • xzekiel
      xzekiel 2008-10-27T20:12:48Z says:

      a dradle you filthy jew

    • xzekiel
      xzekiel 2008-10-27T21:28:39Z says:

      ^and i mean nothing prejudice by that, you just happen to lack hygeine

    • TheDissidentOne
      TheDissidentOne 2008-10-28T00:36:25Z says:

      would have been funny if you hadn't felt the need to justify it

  • Emper0rr
    Emper0rr 2008-10-27T08:31:57Z says:

    There's a reason why the Baconator is the best fast food burger on the planet.

    • Gottlos
      Gottlos 2008-10-27T08:37:09Z says:

      Bleurgh. I'd rather have Christ.

    • exojjl
      exojjl 2008-10-27T11:59:52Z says:

      um, but the baconator is a kick ass hamburger of all time that actually exists! if jesus actually existed then a wendy's jesus burger would be the best? amiwrong?

    • fries-please
      fries-please 2008-10-27T12:02:01Z says:

      ur an idiot

    • xzekiel
      xzekiel 2008-10-27T22:44:33Z says:

      if you're comparing jesus to fast food, he'd be the mcrib--for a limited time only cuz the jews don't buy it

  • fries-please
    fries-please 2008-10-27T11:45:50Z says:

    pretty sure this is a double-repost

    • EPISTAXIS
      EPISTAXIS 2008-10-27T12:41:52Z says:

      i guess there was some bacon left over from the previous two times then...

  • VampireVick
    VampireVick 2008-10-28T02:05:19Z says:

    lord satan= bacon

  • RandallFlagg
    RandallFlagg 2008-10-28T03:33:01Z says:

    terrible color coordination

    • jimijames
      jimijames 2008-10-28T10:23:37Z says:

      Roland, sort this guy out^

  • CuntCreamer
    CuntCreamer 2008-10-28T13:37:01Z says:

    You're going to hell you little cunt!

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posted October 27, 2008

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