I've met someone... hasn't turned me to christ. I've also had loved ones die... also hasn't turned me to christ. There's no universal catalyst for it, toolman, just accept that it's something completely personal for you.
Also, Gottlos, when you say, "There's no universal catalyst for it." you seem to be saying that you think there is some "It" out there.
You may think so, I'm not sure, but I think it's nonsense. There is no "It" and there is no need to lend validity to religious beliefs by implying that there is.
I see my mistake. Sort of. Ex-laXx, go fick yourself with a cactus you stupid schlampe. Hank, the "it" I was referring to was whatever it is that turns people to religon. I never said it's based on anything real.
However, what I don't get is your utter disregard for the possibility of there being some higher power. Sure, religion is bullshit, because it claims to know the unknowable. But so does atheism. I was under the impression no one really knows what does or doesn't exist beyond the reaches of human conception. I accept all ideas to be possible, but hold faith in none, because that would just be presumptuous.
You use the 'knowledge gap approach' to lend some credibilty to religious belief. Sure, I don't know 100% that there is no "higher power" or "lower power" or "intermediate power" or God or god or Gods or gods or Goddess, etc... Nor do I know that Zeus doesn't exist, nor the tooth fairy.
But, the probability that they exist is exceedingly low in my estimation. Low enough that I feel comfortable in calling myself an athiest, or saying that I don't believe in Santa Claus.
The bottom line for me is that science's explanation of reality as we know it, limited though it may be, is still vastly superior to any religious explanation.
Can't argue with much there Hank. Your reasoning makes sense anyway, even if I don't totally agree with your views. And I'll never lend credibility to religious belief. Spirituality, sure, if that's what you choose to believe, but organized religion is and always will be the most abhorrent creation of mankind to ever plague this planet. In my opinion.
she is'nt dead. if she believed in christ she would still live? The irony! her commited sins are preserved! he did for them! sins? what sins? well she is a little whore in the making! Thus; well she is already dead. who is'nt. have a nice life.
oh yeh! mohammed does'nt know about sins....and since christ accepted peoples sins he understood them; thus knowing what the sins are and capable of such. what an idiot. jesus is on my top 5 idiot list with barack obama right behind (email me for a list of why barack obama is an idiot.)
some half blind asshole once in front of stor told me jesus died for my sins....I would'nt have felt like strangling the asshole if he had kept quiet!!! ah, the irony!
i mean I might have accepted his disability...you know, but he revealed to me...his mental retardation. That he believed in christ...then I realized that this entity was a sinner...afterall, christ died for his sins. you know? ah, the irony!!!
um, but the baconator is a kick ass hamburger of all time that actually exists! if jesus actually existed then a wendy's jesus burger would be the best? amiwrong?
Comments to The Power of Bacon
Bacon please!
Yep, I'm in the bacon line.
fuck christ, gimme some bacon!!
Christ doesn't give me protein. I'll take bacon LOL
or grease, bacon for me too!
christ will gived you bacon if you are a 5 year old boy...
bacon ftw
You have to be fucking kidding me!
How old is this shit?
Id face fuck that bitch though. What do you have to say about that, Arch?
Let me answer for him:
"Why don't you have a seat right over there?"
Haha.
"My Name is Chris Hansen from...."
... yeah pook we sorta got the joke...
Pook is dumb as hell!
I'd say it's a step up, Oranje.
Where is thist hell you
...speak of...
i am well, drunk as fuck...but this ain't news.
now pook has to register with a new name!!!
I'd love to give her a big hot juicey strip f bacon
thanks. i did'nt know there was people who eat blue cheese balls with bacon!
of*
fuck*
Like this
1. Type the post, THEN
2. Beat off to the 9-year old.
Always works for me, anyway.
HA!
pssum you just hav'nt hit the level of admittance yet,,,
Bakin' Christ.
bakin' drunk....some bacon myght sober meh
I got bacon so I'm going to keep on praying.
i dont get it...
Don't worry, one day you'll meet someone.
I've met someone... hasn't turned me to christ. I've also had loved ones die... also hasn't turned me to christ. There's no universal catalyst for it, toolman, just accept that it's something completely personal for you.
read it again gottlos
I did. What are you missing?
nevermind, you're hopeless
"I don't get it."
Toolman says, "Don't worry, one day you'll meet someone." implying that what possum doesn't get is sex.
Also, Gottlos, when you say, "There's no universal catalyst for it." you seem to be saying that you think there is some "It" out there.
You may think so, I'm not sure, but I think it's nonsense. There is no "It" and there is no need to lend validity to religious beliefs by implying that there is.
wtf? have you not read the book "IT" jeezus there is an it...
man gottlos du bist so ein dummer vixer. du schnallst ja überhaupt nichts dummer vixer.
I see my mistake. Sort of. Ex-laXx, go fick yourself with a cactus you stupid schlampe. Hank, the "it" I was referring to was whatever it is that turns people to religon. I never said it's based on anything real.
However, what I don't get is your utter disregard for the possibility of there being some higher power. Sure, religion is bullshit, because it claims to know the unknowable. But so does atheism. I was under the impression no one really knows what does or doesn't exist beyond the reaches of human conception. I accept all ideas to be possible, but hold faith in none, because that would just be presumptuous.
Or do you know something the rest of us don't?
You use the 'knowledge gap approach' to lend some credibilty to religious belief. Sure, I don't know 100% that there is no "higher power" or "lower power" or "intermediate power" or God or god or Gods or gods or Goddess, etc... Nor do I know that Zeus doesn't exist, nor the tooth fairy.
But, the probability that they exist is exceedingly low in my estimation. Low enough that I feel comfortable in calling myself an athiest, or saying that I don't believe in Santa Claus.
The bottom line for me is that science's explanation of reality as we know it, limited though it may be, is still vastly superior to any religious explanation.
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Who the fuck was talking to you?
i still dont get it
God is imaginary...
Can't argue with much there Hank. Your reasoning makes sense anyway, even if I don't totally agree with your views. And I'll never lend credibility to religious belief. Spirituality, sure, if that's what you choose to believe, but organized religion is and always will be the most abhorrent creation of mankind to ever plague this planet. In my opinion.
got it now, possum?
I KNEW Kevin Bacon was a Satan Worshiper !
she is'nt dead. if she believed in christ she would still live? The irony! her commited sins are preserved! he did for them! sins? what sins? well she is a little whore in the making! Thus; well she is already dead. who is'nt. have a nice life.
he hied* for them
died**
fuck maybe i need non-alcoholic alcohol if there is such a thing!
Shut the fuck up, and fuck you exowhunu.
i think you you need to go to bed now exo.
It'd be slightly less mediocre if it said Mohammed.
oh yeh! mohammed does'nt know about sins....and since christ accepted peoples sins he understood them; thus knowing what the sins are and capable of such. what an idiot. jesus is on my top 5 idiot list with barack obama right behind (email me for a list of why barack obama is an idiot.)
no-one cares about your opinions or your lists.
in fact, fuck your life in general
Mohammed ate bacon sandwiches - fact.
Doesn't Christ require 10% of the bacon that you bring home every year.
Fuck that, bitch ain't gettin' MY bacon!!
No your thinking of the aborted Christ. As I do in fact require 10% of your bacon.
Jesus was a fisher of men, in other words, a con man. And there is never a shortage of suckers ready to buy into that shit.
What, eternal life in paradise? Who doesn't want to believe in that?
some half blind asshole once in front of stor told me jesus died for my sins....I would'nt have felt like strangling the asshole if he had kept quiet!!! ah, the irony!
i mean I might have accepted his disability...you know, but he revealed to me...his mental retardation. That he believed in christ...then I realized that this entity was a sinner...afterall, christ died for his sins. you know? ah, the irony!!!
I reject both. What do I get?
An eternity in a hell filled with disgusting turkey bacon. Enjoy!
you could get the girl as well, anti...
deal or no deal?
a dradle you filthy jew
^and i mean nothing prejudice by that, you just happen to lack hygeine
would have been funny if you hadn't felt the need to justify it
There's a reason why the Baconator is the best fast food burger on the planet.
Bleurgh. I'd rather have Christ.
um, but the baconator is a kick ass hamburger of all time that actually exists! if jesus actually existed then a wendy's jesus burger would be the best? amiwrong?
ur an idiot
if you're comparing jesus to fast food, he'd be the mcrib--for a limited time only cuz the jews don't buy it
pretty sure this is a double-repost
i guess there was some bacon left over from the previous two times then...
lord satan= bacon
terrible color coordination
Roland, sort this guy out^
You're going to hell you little cunt!