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Comments to The "Fatty Melt"

  • dik
    dik 2008-10-17T04:03:23Z says:

    fascinating

    • jamiee1869
      jamiee1869 2008-10-17T04:11:03Z says:

      I'd eat it

    • IamTheGreatest
      IamTheGreatest 2008-10-17T04:14:44Z says:

      i'd hit it

    • IamTheGreatest
      IamTheGreatest 2008-10-17T04:14:54Z says:

      and not call it the next day.

    • FatPat
      FatPat 2008-10-17T04:21:37Z says:

      No Mayo?

    • jamiee1869
      jamiee1869 2008-10-17T04:39:00Z says:

      Looks greasy enough, man

    • TitsInMyAss
      TitsInMyAss 2008-10-17T05:08:38Z says:

      i dont know how its a melt... with NO FUCKING CHEESE

    • urkelbot
      urkelbot 2008-10-17T05:26:15Z says:

      The burger is between two grilled cheese sandwiches.

    • FatPat
      FatPat 2008-10-17T06:00:46Z says:

      Needs a big, fat pat o' butter! (helps it to slide down)

    • Mako
      Mako 2008-10-17T08:48:15Z says:

      What, no BACON?!

    • fantastick
      fantastick 2008-10-17T09:54:50Z says:

      I second bacon.

    • FatPat
      FatPat 2008-10-17T14:23:24Z says:

      This burger is missing a lot...mayo, butter, bacon. Really, It's just not that impressive. And, the meat is Over-cooked.

    • Best-comment-winner-is...
      Best-comment-winner-is... 2008-10-17T14:24:40Z says:

      oh shit...now i am really hungry

    • fourhundredandtwenty
      fourhundredandtwenty 2008-10-17T17:21:25Z says:

      wow... i'm gonna cook me one of these up... it looks so fucking good!!! awh gawd! i just want to hump it ~,~ oh, and you guys can have all the mayo, i don't do mayo.

    • RonT
      RonT 2008-10-18T07:08:41Z says:

      lol its an optical illusion! If you tilt your screen forward it looks welldone, tilt it back it looks raw. LOL

  • Asphalt
    Asphalt 2008-10-17T04:12:36Z says:

    Toss it back on the rack. I like charcoal burgers

    • toolman961
      toolman961 2008-10-17T14:05:34Z says:

      Please don't hurt the meat.

    • Asphalt
      Asphalt 2008-10-17T14:56:02Z says:

      I will take its feelings into consideration

  • smerf
    smerf 2008-10-17T04:14:56Z says:

    That's false advertising, that is! It's got tomato on it!

    • xzekiel
      xzekiel 2008-10-17T04:19:50Z says:

      and where the fucks the cheese?

    • Sneaky
      Sneaky 2008-10-17T04:27:54Z says:

      I see the cheese, where's the bacon?

    • smerf
      smerf 2008-10-17T06:25:10Z says:

      Indeed, it also needs bacon!

    • Wook-Face
      Wook-Face 2008-10-17T07:58:03Z says:

      and onion

    • xzekiel
      xzekiel 2008-10-17T11:48:10Z says:

      ok, i understand now, but it's fuckin ez-cheez. that's just wrong

    • yak
      yak 2008-10-17T14:02:54Z says:

      less tomato.. wtf are you trying to make health food here or something

  • hoosiershocker
    hoosiershocker 2008-10-17T04:19:28Z says:

    thats genius

  • ClaudeBallz
    ClaudeBallz 2008-10-17T04:26:50Z says:

    Cooked to perfection. Fuck these restaurants that insist on well-doing all their burgers >=/

    • Sociopath
      Sociopath 2008-10-17T07:43:27Z says:

      Burgers I understand, cos shit gets all throughout the mince, but with steaks, blue's the only way to go. I had a place refuse to serve me a blue steak, made me suspicious about their kitchen.

    • FLFisher
      FLFisher 2008-10-17T15:12:15Z says:

      Blue?

    • Sociopath
      Sociopath 2008-10-17T16:28:17Z says:

      Yeah, like, just cooked long enough to seal the outside and make the inside a bit warm. What do you call that over there?

    • ClaudeBallz
      ClaudeBallz 2008-10-17T21:12:19Z says:

      Uh, "red"...lol. -But, yes, many of the finer steak joints (used to) practically refuse to serve a well-done steak. I've been to some who flip out if you ask for steak sauce too.

    • FLFisher
      FLFisher 2008-10-18T00:59:53Z says:

      Rare= Red, cold/cool center.
      Medium= Pink warm center.
      Well= Grey throughout.

    • IamTheGreatest
      IamTheGreatest 2008-10-18T07:02:20Z says:

      shut up we knew all that fisher

    • sasquatch
      sasquatch 2008-10-19T02:22:54Z says:

      for blue beef you knock the horns off it, wipe it's ass and nose, run it past the campfire twice and stick a fork in it

  • gta2800
    gta2800 2008-10-17T04:28:34Z says:

    I love cheese burgers more than anything, but I hate those burgers that are pink and bloody in the middle. Some people must actually like that since I've been asked at certain restaurants if I want my meat fully cooked or not. I was like WTF?

    • IamTheGreatest
      IamTheGreatest 2008-10-17T04:32:16Z says:

      Just remember, before our ancestors invented fire, they ate all their shit not cooked...

    • ClaudeBallz
      ClaudeBallz 2008-10-17T05:06:31Z says:

      ...invented...discovered...whatever.

    • gta2800
      gta2800 2008-10-17T05:17:30Z says:

      Well, I also remember eating at Johnny Rockets once and the burger was delicious, but once I got toward the middle the meat started getting pink. I guess it wasn't fully cooked in the middle and it tasted really nasty. I didn't finish it though. I heard you can get sick from eating uncooked ground beef. Well, that is if the meat was contaminated with something. But I don't like to waste burgers. If I'm full and have some burger left I will force that shit down.

    • nathanshown
      nathanshown 2008-10-17T05:21:20Z says:

      As well as eating each other.

    • smerf
      smerf 2008-10-17T06:27:52Z says:

      Pink is not the same thing as uncooked. Pink just hasn't been cooked long enough to have turned brown. Pink tastes better, too.

    • Rompipalle
      Rompipalle 2008-10-17T06:49:19Z says:

      Very true Smerf. Pink does, in fact, taste better!

    • gta2800
      gta2800 2008-10-17T08:08:51Z says:

      Well, the only thing I noticed was that when it's pink it looks more juicy. But maybe mine was just undercooked. I will give it a try like that next time. Probably at Dennys. They would probably do it best.

    • Mako
      Mako 2008-10-17T08:50:11Z says:

      Please tell us you're kidding.

    • fantastick
      fantastick 2008-10-17T09:57:03Z says:

      The only thing Denny's does best is be Denny's. I only believe that because I've never seen another restaurant called Denny's.

    • Mako
      Mako 2008-10-17T09:58:39Z says:

      That about sums it up. At least when you go into a Denny's, ya know what to expect.

    • xzekiel
      xzekiel 2008-10-17T11:58:14Z says:

      stomach acid kills bacteria--so, technically, if you chew your food well, not even year old raw tyson chicken can hurt you. it's when chunks of food carry bacteria into your intestines that you're really fucked. but our immune systems need practice as well. i dont know where im going with this. just quit being a pussy and fucking eat it.

    • yak
      yak 2008-10-17T14:04:40Z says:

      if a place asks you if you want your 'meat fully cooked or not' your best bet it to probably leave it quickly....

    • yak
      yak 2008-10-17T14:05:52Z says:

      on a side note, you can actually eat almost any meat now blue rare... exception of course being chicken and pork

    • CruelHM
      CruelHM 2008-10-17T14:09:43Z says:

      I believe Logan's Steakhouse used to ask how one wanted one's burger cooked - pretty much same options as with steak. I think some other chains did too...but I can't remember. I mostly eat cake nowadays.

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2008-10-17T14:16:50Z says:

      I like my steak rare but I don't think that would translate to a burger. It changes the texture and you want a burger to be kinda solid. Not burnt or anything but a rare burger would be odd.

    • yak
      yak 2008-10-17T14:23:51Z says:

      charred on the outside but still pinkish brown on the inside is perfect for a burger in my opinion

    • CruelHM
      CruelHM 2008-10-17T14:34:04Z says:

      I've always found medium-well is the perfect decision for a steak when Stateside...up to the individual I guess. I have been known to go for rarer, but I guess I'm old-fashioned in that I like my cooking to be...cooked. If I wanted a rare, bleeding piece of meat...I could go catch and hack it myself at a nearby farm.

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2008-10-17T14:43:49Z says:

      The only thing I could see being good about well done steak is that you could buy the cheap shit, cook it to hell and it wont matter.

    • SBD
      SBD 2008-10-17T14:52:20Z says:

      never get a steak cooked well done. they always choose the shittiest piece of meat they got.

    • CruelHM
      CruelHM 2008-10-17T14:53:08Z says:

      Where did I say 'well-done' doofus maximus? Meeeedeeeummm wellll. Often has just the right amount of pink (I found)...without going that browny/grey colour.

    • SBD
      SBD 2008-10-17T15:06:30Z says:

      i wasnt talking to you, dickhead. I was just giving a tip since there is steak talk going on. i use to work at a steak house and they always selected the worst meat when people ordered steaks well done.

    • CruelHM
      CruelHM 2008-10-17T15:26:17Z says:

      Haha! And I wasn't talking to you either neeeegaaaaaarrrr...I was referring to what boom said...just posted to look that way. Unintentionally funny shit.

    • elchris
      elchris 2008-10-17T15:33:18Z says:

      most meat places here will ask you in what term do you preffer it. this one does look perfectly cooked

    • SBD
      SBD 2008-10-17T15:39:55Z says:

      who is oranje talking to?

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2008-10-17T15:44:54Z says:

      I wasn't talking to anyone in particular. Although it does look as though I was replying to Cruel. It was just a general point about steaks and the level of done-ness.

    • CruelHM
      CruelHM 2008-10-17T15:45:56Z says:

      Himself (as usual). But casually scrolling up...I think he was talking to me at the time.

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2008-10-17T15:47:14Z says:

      I get burgers medium and steak mid-rare.

    • Sociopath
      Sociopath 2008-10-17T16:31:57Z says:

      Medium rare is fucked here, it's always burnt, and rare is cooked through so there's only a little pink. You gotta order it blue or french blue if you want the real deal.

    • cheekycov
      cheekycov 2008-10-17T19:11:55Z says:

      This looks like a Louis' Lunch burger

    • smerf
      smerf 2008-10-17T20:38:31Z says:

      Fuck, I can take a cheap steak and make it tasty.

    • yak
      yak 2008-10-17T20:41:46Z says:

      medium well is "fine" if you have a really really good cut of steak, but its much better if you go with medium or medium rare.. or even rare

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2008-10-17T20:45:52Z says:

      I bought a bison rib eye at the farmers market butcher shop the other day, fucker cost me 17 bucks, it was awesome medium rare.

    • Emper0rr
      Emper0rr 2008-10-17T20:51:23Z says:

      Rib Eye is amazing in general, do you use any steak sauce/horse radish?

    • CruelHM
      CruelHM 2008-10-17T22:15:46Z says:

      Yeah rib eye is aight, but mofockin porterhouses ftw. I had a porterhouse so big in Memphis I couldn't finish it (too drunk from Beale St). And trust me...for a 185 pound male...I can eat. I could probably eat Cumslave under the table...just without looking like him. Also, medium well worked great in all US chain restaurants...nice bit of pink. Btw Mucho has descended to talking about steak meat, and not beef curtains...RIP Mucho :(

    • SBD
      SBD 2008-10-17T22:29:24Z says:

      skinny people can eat more then fat people. all of the fat keeps the stomach from expanding as much. thats why no fat dude can win that hot dog eating contest that the asian kid keeps winning.

    • CruelHM
      CruelHM 2008-10-17T22:38:30Z says:

      Hmm. Dunno about that theory. I've witnessed some truly horrific food massacres in all you can eat Chinese buffets Stateside. However, I can easily eat more than my 6' 3" 320 pound brother-in-law can. The US only served to intensify my lust for food and alcohol.

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2008-10-17T22:56:01Z says:

      Cruel, it cool. Were not talking about pasta and salads, were talking about steak! Its man food, ergo, mucho!

      Not for girls!

    • Magawd
      Magawd 2008-10-18T01:42:26Z says:

      Rare and I mean just walked passed the stove with it rare is the only way to go with burgers or steak. If I wave my knife at my steak and it doesn't cringe I'm not eating it.

    • CruelHM
      CruelHM 2008-10-18T10:59:14Z says:

      Jesus. Okay, I'll go one better...I'm nat eatun me no damn steak less'un I've seen it walkin' over yonder field, coz then I'm gonna grab me meh matchet (machete) un hack that sucka, and chow down while it's still alive. That's how fresh I like my gosh darn meat.
      Seriously, come on guys...give it up. Rare is shit on a stick...think you've forgotten the deliciousness of a good medium/medium-well cooked porterhouse.
      Magawd? Steaks don't hit back. But your chuck wagon ain't fearing you with your knife. Chuck wagon makes you cringe bitch!

  • beelzbub
    beelzbub 2008-10-17T05:00:12Z says:

    Can have two of dem there e. coli diarrhea burgers

  • Wario7793
    Wario7793 2008-10-17T05:07:00Z says:

    burn it more

  • Emper0rr
    Emper0rr 2008-10-17T05:23:56Z says:

    Ehhh... lose the tomato, cook the meat more, add two slices of bacon, melted cheddar and BBQ sauce... then we'll be talking.

    • dik
      dik 2008-10-17T12:05:03Z says:

      i would feed you stan's shit

    • Emper0rr
      Emper0rr 2008-10-17T16:23:18Z says:

      That wouldn't taste very good.

    • ClaudeBallz
      ClaudeBallz 2008-10-17T20:04:48Z says:

      Okay, so I got one western-bacon-double dog log, hold the tomato. You want flies with that?

    • Emper0rr
      Emper0rr 2008-10-17T20:50:35Z says:

      Slap bacon on anything and I'll eat it.

  • Brembo66
    Brembo66 2008-10-17T05:59:50Z says:

    I don't get it.

    • FLFisher
      FLFisher 2008-10-17T15:14:03Z says:

      That's to be expected.

    • Brembo66
      Brembo66 2008-10-17T17:09:32Z says:

      There went your 15 seconds

  • PatchworkGorilla
    PatchworkGorilla 2008-10-17T06:22:33Z says:

    Raw meat is fine if you don't have a pussy fucking digestive system.

    Cooked perfectly.

  • -Morph-
    -Morph- 2008-10-17T07:07:29Z says:

    Fuck me... im in love. i gotta make one of those.

  • dik
    dik 2008-10-17T09:12:23Z says:

    would i like fries with that?

  • Phyre
    Phyre 2008-10-17T10:13:53Z says:

    fuck, i bet u gotta eat that shit quick before it crawls off the fucking plate..
    that thing is still alive!

    • smerf
      smerf 2008-10-17T20:38:54Z says:

      You pussy.

  • dik
    dik 2008-10-17T11:21:34Z says:

    are we posting hamburgers now?
    should i post an omelette?

    • SBD
      SBD 2008-10-17T11:30:07Z says:

      as long as its not one of those semen omeletts. that is the only video on here that has made me gag.

    • dik
      dik 2008-10-17T12:05:56Z says:

      pussy

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2008-10-17T13:00:11Z says:

      We should have a contest to see who can make the best looking weird food.

    • SBD
      SBD 2008-10-17T13:02:05Z says:

      my omelettes would make dik's look like a pile of birdshit.

    • Best-comment-winner-is...
      Best-comment-winner-is... 2008-10-17T14:23:47Z says:

      your an idiot irish...:P....but that sounds fun...im in

    • elchris
      elchris 2008-10-17T15:34:17Z says:

      no, it sounds really fuckin stupid

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2008-10-17T15:48:28Z says:

      Thats because your favorite meal is cock and most of your "clients" won't let you take a picture.

    • elchris
      elchris 2008-10-17T16:02:34Z says:

      you said weird food, we all know that cock is a perfectly normal daily meal for you

    • fries-please
      fries-please 2008-10-17T16:09:51Z says:

      buhahahahaaa !!

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2008-10-17T16:23:41Z says:

      elpiss and fries should have a contest to see who can lick the most penis in one day. I would bet on elpiss just because he has had more practice. Fries would probably lose because he would end up letting the guys bang his ass.

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2008-10-17T22:58:01Z says:

      ...& let me guess 1rish1, you're volunteering up your penis?

  • bostano
    bostano 2008-10-17T11:44:30Z says:

    "Aww it's too undercooked!" Fuck you, it's not. It's medium rare, and delicious. Grow some balls and eat your bloody meat.

    • FLFisher
      FLFisher 2008-10-17T15:18:22Z says:

      Your Myspace page may suck donkey balls, but your outlook on meat preparation is spot on!

  • bostano
    bostano 2008-10-17T11:44:57Z says:

    And if you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

    • fries-please
      fries-please 2008-10-17T12:49:57Z says:

      who the fuck are you talking to ?

    • dik
      dik 2008-10-17T12:53:44Z says:

      he makes a point..how can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat?

    • DickNixonJr
      DickNixonJr 2008-10-17T17:45:01Z says:

      *insert bass here*

    • cheekycov
      cheekycov 2008-10-17T19:09:33Z says:

      YOU LADDY! YES YOU!

    • ClaudeBallz
      ClaudeBallz 2008-10-17T21:08:32Z says:

      Okay, dick, I caught you this delicious bass. Now, what do you want me to do with it???

    • DickNixonJr
      DickNixonJr 2008-10-17T22:15:37Z says:

      I need light gauge bass strings, put em through the gills!

  • fries-please
    fries-please 2008-10-17T12:51:53Z says:

    americans will eat fucking any old shit....whats next , deep fried battered butter slabs ??

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-10-17T12:59:03Z says:

      Wtf are you mumbling you stupid cunt? It's a fucking hamburger. Never seen one before?

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2008-10-17T13:00:58Z says:

      The butter melts when it hits the grease, retard.

    • SBD
      SBD 2008-10-17T13:13:03Z says:

      theres tomato on it, its healty

    • fries-please
      fries-please 2008-10-17T15:45:52Z says:

      the butter wouldnt melt if it was coated in batter first.
      i might patent that recipe first , then i'll make a fortune from it whilst you fatass yanks die from eating it.
      excellent...

    • fries-please
      fries-please 2008-10-17T15:47:50Z says:

      Hank , the last time i saw a hamburger is was a well cooked meat patty in a sesame seed bun with lettuce and tomato.

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2008-10-17T15:56:28Z says:

      I've deep fried a Snikers bar before. Wrapped it in a tortilla fried it and put whipped cream and Hersheys syrup on it.

    • SBD
      SBD 2008-10-17T16:06:08Z says:

      fries, you stole that plan from the chinese

    • cheekycov
      cheekycov 2008-10-17T19:10:26Z says:

      Irish is starting to sound Scottish

    • fries-please
      fries-please 2008-10-17T19:22:19Z says:

      yeah , the scots will deep fry anything

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2008-10-17T19:31:18Z says:

      Actually, deep fried scotch pies are rreally good, actually.

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2008-10-17T19:31:42Z says:

      Note the rreally in a scots accent...

    • fries-please
      fries-please 2008-10-17T19:33:47Z says:

      och aye

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2008-10-17T20:05:23Z says:

      Scotch eggs are awesome.

    • cheekycov
      cheekycov 2008-10-17T20:19:29Z says:

      But of coursh they do

    • cheekycov
      cheekycov 2008-10-17T20:21:18Z says:

      Mr Fugs, you managed to type like an Eton fag.

    • smerf
      smerf 2008-10-17T20:40:53Z says:

      You said actually twice...

      Meh, I've had haggis before. I've had deep-fried alligator (tastes like really chewy chicken)

    • cheekycov
      cheekycov 2008-10-17T20:47:20Z says:

      Mmmmmm Haggis. All that pluck must be good for you

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-10-18T03:13:21Z says:

      Fries, you are a ridiculous idiot. Neither the change in bread, nor the absence of lettuce and tomato, nor the level it's cooked make this not a hamburger.

      It's simply a hamburger, and obviously so. Hint: lots of people like medium-rare burgers.

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2008-10-18T05:22:46Z says:

      Actually, I meant to type it twice, actually.

      And why are they called hamburgers if they're made with beef?

  • toolman961
    toolman961 2008-10-17T14:06:29Z says:

    I said steak tartar!

  • dik
    dik 2008-10-17T14:58:59Z says:

    gay burger

  • Sociopath
    Sociopath 2008-10-17T16:36:52Z says:

    I like more cheese on my burgers. Speaking of which, what happened to that losingxlucidity chick?

    • SBD
      SBD 2008-10-17T16:49:51Z says:

      shes at school

  • Emper0rr
    Emper0rr 2008-10-17T16:40:28Z says:

    Thinking about Hamburgers is getting me hungry, think I'm going to have a delicious large size Baconator combo from Wendy's for just $7.50

    • fries-please
      fries-please 2008-10-17T17:04:24Z says:

      ive just had a Chicago town pizza and niggers lips(chips)

    • Emper0rr
      Emper0rr 2008-10-17T17:06:43Z says:

      Solid choice sir. I'm about to get the Baconator. If you haven't tried it already, get a Baconator then put some ketchup on a plate and dip that thang like a pro. You'll never turn back.

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2008-10-17T17:54:56Z says:

      Hehe, I once accidently asked for a bag of niggers lips. I could feel some of the other customers staring at me.

    • Emper0rr
      Emper0rr 2008-10-17T18:00:22Z says:

      LOL! Well I just had a Baconator. I have to admit, it's great while you're eating it but afterward you feel like complete shit and regret it.

      Sorta like that time with my cousin.....

    • fries-please
      fries-please 2008-10-17T19:24:28Z says:

      you have an unhealthy obsession for this 'Baconator'

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2008-10-17T19:32:43Z says:

      A Wendy's Baconator beats anything McD's can offer.

    • cheekycov
      cheekycov 2008-10-17T20:21:52Z says:

      In and Out burgers are the fucking best

    • Emper0rr
      Emper0rr 2008-10-17T20:25:16Z says:

      I agree, I would kill to get an In n' Out around here.

    • exojjl
      exojjl 2008-10-17T21:10:31Z says:

      YES FUGS!!! baconator kills mcD. It tastes like a real burger instead mcD vomit formed burgers.

    • Emper0rr
      Emper0rr 2008-10-17T21:41:57Z says:

      Amen, does anyone dip it in ketchup like a pro?

      Also, you guys have to try my custom BK stacker recipe:

      Order a triple BK stacker, tell them to replace the stacker sauce with BBQ sauce and request onion rings on top. You'll never turn back.

    • toolman961
      toolman961 2008-10-17T21:43:38Z says:

      Five Guys Burgers and Fries. No other fast food can compare.

    • Emper0rr
      Emper0rr 2008-10-17T21:54:20Z says:

      Never heard of it, what state you in?

    • Magawd
      Magawd 2008-10-18T01:46:36Z says:

      Fuddruckers is the best you burger newbs.

  • exojjl
    exojjl 2008-10-17T21:09:04Z says:

    this thing looks fawkin tasty

  • purelh
    purelh 2008-10-17T22:29:49Z says:

    damn a heart attack sandwich

FLFisher
posted October 17, 2008