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The "Perfect" Penis

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Comments to The "Perfect" Penis

  • Sk33tSauce
    Sk33tSauce 2007-12-11T05:33:56Z says:

    Id like to fuck his ass hahaha....

    • Aybaybay
      Aybaybay 2007-12-12T00:31:55Z says:

      Its pretty sad that the most comments replied for videos are on this penis video...

  • PUSSYHANDS
    PUSSYHANDS 2007-12-11T05:59:40Z says:

    Take that blackies!

    • uhoh-hotdog
      uhoh-hotdog 2007-12-11T07:25:41Z says:

      he could fit a black dick in his urethra.

    • sasquatch
      sasquatch 2007-12-12T02:54:53Z says:

      looks like he used injections on his lips too

    • jamiee1869
      jamiee1869 2007-12-12T03:43:50Z says:

      The lips are his next project.

  • master-zebulon
    master-zebulon 2007-12-11T06:04:12Z says:

    can you still think clearly?

    what should a penis look like?

    • Apathy
      Apathy 2007-12-11T06:12:56Z says:

      A penis looks like a cock.

      Only smaller.

    • FakeAssNegro
      FakeAssNegro 2007-12-11T20:06:14Z says:

      My question is why would I want to change the way I think about how a penis looks?

    • titfuck
      titfuck 2009-05-30T03:54:29Z says:

      what a stupit question its called the internet reatard

  • Oranjeboom
    Oranjeboom 2007-12-11T06:13:24Z says:

    Smerf!!!

    Does this remind you of your penis? Your roomates penis?

    • smerf
      smerf 2007-12-11T08:52:00Z says:

      I no longer have a roommate, thank you very much. I also have no idea what my former roommates penis looks like.

      This man's "penis" bears little resemblance to my own.

    • Victorious
      Victorious 2007-12-11T14:24:55Z says:

      reminds you of your uncle Bob, though, right?

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2007-12-11T14:39:50Z says:

      Nice how you covered all the bases in that reply smerf

    • smerf
      smerf 2007-12-11T17:48:24Z says:

      I also don't have an uncle named Bob. One of my friends does though. I have no knowledge of what his penis looks like, either.

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2007-12-11T20:06:51Z says:

      ooooooooh this is like 20 questions. Hes saying who doesnt have a penis like this but hes not said at any time "I know of noone who has a penis like that".

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2007-12-11T21:51:04Z says:

      smerf may not know what his ex-roommates penis looks like, but I'll bet he can tell you how it tasted.

    • Aehuji
      Aehuji 2007-12-12T01:37:52Z says:

      bigger then a breadbox

    • smerf
      smerf 2007-12-12T04:08:08Z says:

      Well, if you want to be that specific, I do not personally know, nor have I met, anyone who has a penis like this.

    • Victorious
      Victorious 2007-12-12T11:19:27Z says:

      except for your aunt virginia..

  • Siren
    Siren 2007-12-11T06:17:46Z says:

    that must hurt his scrotum

    • -DeadKennedys-
      -DeadKennedys- 2007-12-11T17:25:39Z says:

      That's what i was thinking. =\

  • espada9
    espada9 2007-12-11T06:51:40Z says:

    FAKE!

    • PookNasty
      PookNasty 2007-12-12T04:22:24Z says:

      Well no Shit it's fake. He put silicone in it numbnuts.

    • espada9
      espada9 2007-12-12T08:45:08Z says:

      ^So you're trying to tell me you're a silicone cock assessor and have previous knowledge of this disturbing trend?

  • Apathy
    Apathy 2007-12-11T07:13:09Z says:

    Hahaha...he sits down to pee.

    Just like elchris!!

    • troutpotato
      troutpotato 2007-12-11T09:10:52Z says:

      them crazy junkies....

    • elchris
      elchris 2007-12-11T15:05:23Z says:

      must have mistaken me with someone else. and how would you know a dude sits down to pee? follow other men into the bathroom often?

  • MAFUCA
    MAFUCA 2007-12-11T07:36:37Z says:

    REPOST!

    • smerf
      smerf 2007-12-11T08:52:11Z says:

      Prove it.

    • Victorious
      Victorious 2007-12-11T14:26:18Z says:

      i think it is. i've seen this on here before..

    • yak
      yak 2007-12-11T14:48:30Z says:

      no, but we do have a video of a guy doing this to himself.... and one shooting like 4L of liquid out..

    • Victorious
      Victorious 2007-12-11T21:41:05Z says:

      i'm not interested in such filth, you madman!?

    • PookNasty
      PookNasty 2007-12-12T04:24:00Z says:

      Was that an excited question Victorious? I'm pretty sure you are interested.

  • rimjoy
    rimjoy 2007-12-11T07:37:25Z says:

    this dudes kinda creepy.....real creepy

    • smerf
      smerf 2007-12-11T08:52:33Z says:

      He may actually be the flat out creepiest guy I've ever seen on muchosucko.

  • TheMisfit
    TheMisfit 2007-12-11T07:37:53Z says:

    *_* HOLY FUCKING SHIT FUCKS!!! fake?

    • Siren
      Siren 2007-12-11T07:47:40Z says:

      nope. its real, I saw iton a documentary..apparently he gets silicone injections

    • Victorious
      Victorious 2007-12-11T14:26:38Z says:

      yep

    • -DeadKennedys-
      -DeadKennedys- 2007-12-11T17:26:48Z says:

      Why the fuck would he do something so fucing retarded for?

    • -DeadKennedys-
      -DeadKennedys- 2007-12-11T17:26:58Z says:

      Fucking*^

    • Victorious
      Victorious 2007-12-11T17:34:27Z says:

      it appears that he wants it. so why would you stop him?

    • RIDDIK
      RIDDIK 2007-12-11T19:49:06Z says:

      He told you why he does it. He gets more joy out of trying to figure out how to piss without dunkin his balls in the toilet.

  • Fishhawk
    Fishhawk 2007-12-11T11:55:37Z says:

    gay

    • smerf
      smerf 2007-12-11T17:49:34Z says:

      Well, based on the fact that he talked about fucking guys in the ass... Yeah.

    • PookNasty
      PookNasty 2007-12-12T04:25:16Z says:

      Now, the big question is... Is he really gay if he's never fucked another man in the ass because his penis is too big?

    • Victorious
      Victorious 2007-12-12T11:20:06Z says:

      ofcourse. he likes men, doesn't he?

  • EPISTAXIS
    EPISTAXIS 2007-12-11T12:37:46Z says:

    "people thinkin; what's going on...."

    A mental health condition is what 's going on.

    btw : anyone noticed that his lips were more than likely injected with silicone too...?

    • -DeadKennedys-
      -DeadKennedys- 2007-12-11T17:30:01Z says:

      I noticed that.

    • RIDDIK
      RIDDIK 2007-12-11T19:46:06Z says:

      yea I saw that one too. Hes probably addicted to it. I have heard of it before.

    • sasquatch
      sasquatch 2007-12-12T02:57:48Z says:

      sorry taxi i should have read them all before posting above

  • El_Wanko
    El_Wanko 2007-12-11T12:54:15Z says:

    Hhaha, his dick is all fucked up and he's pretending that his life isn't shit. Finally, some british humor!

    • elchris
      elchris 2007-12-11T15:02:53Z says:

      hahah!

    • Siren
      Siren 2007-12-11T17:34:24Z says:

      lol..yeah denial is a beautiful thing

    • Nighty
      Nighty 2007-12-11T19:37:41Z says:

      No it's not.

    • smerf
      smerf 2007-12-12T04:09:06Z says:

      I thought it was a river in Egypt!

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2007-12-12T04:27:03Z says:

      smerf!

    • Victorious
      Victorious 2007-12-12T11:21:39Z says:

      hahah

  • BDeViL
    BDeViL 2007-12-11T13:23:23Z says:

    Do they actually say "Willy, or won't he?" at the end of that clip??? nice

    • -DeadKennedys-
      -DeadKennedys- 2007-12-11T17:30:23Z says:

      Lol, that was kinda funny..

  • Victorious
    Victorious 2007-12-11T14:27:41Z says:

    "this? oh.. it's just my package, just my package.."

    • El_Wanko
      El_Wanko 2007-12-11T18:37:53Z says:

      God delivered, I signed for it..

    • El_Wanko
      El_Wanko 2007-12-11T18:38:39Z says:

      World keeps on spinnin'

  • dik
    dik 2007-12-11T19:29:53Z says:

    jabba

  • DIRTYROTTENSTEVE2
    DIRTYROTTENSTEVE2 2007-12-11T20:51:38Z says:

    EWWWWWWWWWWWW! He did it so he WOULDN'T be able to fit it in some guys ass and get aids.

    • HughJanus69
      HughJanus69 2007-12-11T22:35:39Z says:

      Good call on self preserving himself that way

  • LongJohnLimpWrist
    LongJohnLimpWrist 2007-12-12T03:36:36Z says:

    I think the nearest fire station might want to talk him baout getting a job, with that fire hose he could do wonders for california.

  • Plantshit
    Plantshit 2007-12-12T14:36:25Z says:

    I watch that docementary long time ago, you should show that scenen when a dude with a cockzilla masturbate Its looks like someone making a pizza.

    • Victorious
      Victorious 2007-12-12T14:54:25Z says:

      i don't think this guy can masturbate anymore.. at least not using his blob. there's no way he can get it hard after all this.

  • assliker
    assliker 2008-01-21T20:37:33Z says:

    gay fucker

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posted December 11, 2007