It's funny you say that, while I was out for a cig, a woman walked out of a condo that's under construction, it's nighttime here by the way, by the time I finished my smoke, a rotund young looking guy walked out, ha, he's probably carrying around cervical cancer at least.
You will never have to explain anything to me, I promise you that. Men do not have a cervix therefore they can not have or carry cervical cancer. You are probably trying to make some stupid comparison with HPV, which can lead to cervical cancer in women, that a man can have.
He was OBVIOUSLY talking about HPV unless in your infinite intellect you think cancer is contagious, and since its not, the argument is already dead there.
Do you normally make a habit of asking stupid questions to which you already know the answer?
It was posed as a question to point out the stupidity of the statement. Almost rhetorical, kinda like, "Why is dwhill05 such a dumb faggot?". See, I don't really want to know the answer, I just threw it out there to point something out.
I've been inside of one and outside of one and then back inside of one and then back outside of one and then back inside of one and then back outside of one, then i was finished.
no alec, dont eat any strange snatch unless she can prove she doesnt have hpv. it turns into mouth cancer once you get it, especially if you smoke/drink like I do.
the statement wasn't stupid, your lack of interpreting it correctly was and when a question has an obvious legitimate answer then its not rhetorical, its just called a stupid question and stupid questions get stupid answers
Nice try on the cover though
There was no cover, obviously I knew what he meant because I called attention to it and then schooled you when you tried to act as if you knew shit about shit.
The BIG difference being here is... its not illegal to kill yourself, whereas its quite illegal to hijack planes and crash them into populated buildings. Even though I dont completely believe everything that was reported as pertains to "9/11"
Hey yak...Average of 19,200 homicides/year in America, counting 2001-2005 as a /five/ year studyâmeans there's almost 20x as many murders per capita as Canada.
doesn't surprise me there are so many murders in the usa as compared to canada really.
it would be surprising if there wasn't at least a 10x per capita difference ;/
This chart is nonsense. Many categories are crossovers...and I actually thought more people died from homicides in US. Anyway...drink-driver deaths should come under homicide...and smoking-related, cancer, and second-hand smoke. Wtf.
you didnt read the * did you.
smoking CAN cause cancer, but its not an exclusive club.
this also highlights how people get cancer even without smoking.
yes they are so unfunny they won awards and got paid millions for it.
also "humorless british comedians" is a self defeating statement.
i GARUNFUCKINGTEE their are more unfunny americans than british
well duh, blade
considering our pop vs yours
(hint:we is BIG, you are currently a simple satellite orbiting our big fat ass)
dont insult us:
we will just squash you and forget you...
...work harder at being funnier, and the future sages may still refer to you, at least in a footnote or two
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This can kiss the fattest part of my ass.
I've pretty much resigned myself to a smoking or alcohol related death.
^^ Thats very admirable.
Just alcohol for me
I'm going for a VD.
It's funny you say that, while I was out for a cig, a woman walked out of a condo that's under construction, it's nighttime here by the way, by the time I finished my smoke, a rotund young looking guy walked out, ha, he's probably carrying around cervical cancer at least.
Ha, another good reason to smoke, out for a cigarette I discovered a girl across the way cleans her house wearing nothing but panties, huzzah!
win!
how old was the "girl"? 8?
cigs are for losers
OMG!!!
*Alt+Print Screen*
The first intelligent thing chris has ever said!
It has to be a typo or some other coincidental mistake...
Cigs taste good with beer/soda/food/by themselves/more beer
cigs and whiskey FTW!
*laments quitting cigs*
How can a guy be carrying cervical cancer?
And yes, cigarettes are for dumbasses.
I'm not explaining all this shit to you rish, go read about it yourself:
http://www.cdc.gov/STD/HPV/STDFact-HPV.htm
You will never have to explain anything to me, I promise you that. Men do not have a cervix therefore they can not have or carry cervical cancer. You are probably trying to make some stupid comparison with HPV, which can lead to cervical cancer in women, that a man can have.
He was OBVIOUSLY talking about HPV unless in your infinite intellect you think cancer is contagious, and since its not, the argument is already dead there.
Do you normally make a habit of asking stupid questions to which you already know the answer?
actually, hpv can be transferred female/male from vag to mouth, and it can turn into oral cancer. :(
It was posed as a question to point out the stupidity of the statement. Almost rhetorical, kinda like, "Why is dwhill05 such a dumb faggot?". See, I don't really want to know the answer, I just threw it out there to point something out.
And, if he meant HPV then thats what he should have said.
Are vaginas contagious?
Seriously, can you get vaginal herpes on your face?
Or does it just become regular herpes?
as if you've ever been close to one
I've been inside of one and outside of one and then back inside of one and then back outside of one and then back inside of one and then back outside of one, then i was finished.
I'm as fast as lightning!
pew pew pew!
no alec, dont eat any strange snatch unless she can prove she doesnt have hpv. it turns into mouth cancer once you get it, especially if you smoke/drink like I do.
I hate eating out.
I hate odor so I order.
the statement wasn't stupid, your lack of interpreting it correctly was and when a question has an obvious legitimate answer then its not rhetorical, its just called a stupid question and stupid questions get stupid answers
Nice try on the cover though
There was no cover, obviously I knew what he meant because I called attention to it and then schooled you when you tried to act as if you knew shit about shit.
haha, i know stuff about stuff,
its like fry's referrence to the breakfast club, "I can't wait til I feel ways about thing"
whats the point saying cervical cancer when hpv was what he ment and obviously ALOT FUCKING SHORTER.
you fucked up, he called it.
get over it
The BIG difference being here is... its not illegal to kill yourself, whereas its quite illegal to hijack planes and crash them into populated buildings. Even though I dont completely believe everything that was reported as pertains to "9/11"
actually it is illegal to kill yourself. why do you think jumpers attract soo much police and they tackle them when they try to save em.
Morph is right. It's most definitely illegal to kill yourself.
It's not. A quick Wiki search will tell you that.
Usually suicide is punished with capitol punishment.
this is sad cuz its true ;/
Usually though the age graph corresponds to the death by cancer or heart disease, those old fuckers made their beds, just like we're doing now.
Hey yak...Average of 19,200 homicides/year in America, counting 2001-2005 as a /five/ year studyâmeans there's almost 20x as many murders per capita as Canada.
Who would kill anyone in canada?
your all so polite.
doesn't surprise me there are so many murders in the usa as compared to canada really.
it would be surprising if there wasn't at least a 10x per capita difference ;/
This chart is nonsense. Many categories are crossovers...and I actually thought more people died from homicides in US. Anyway...drink-driver deaths should come under homicide...and smoking-related, cancer, and second-hand smoke. Wtf.
...not all cancers are from smoke - I know.
^Had bollock cancer.
Now has one ball.
Very sad.
Still funny.
What?
you cant fight diseases with guns so americans arnt interested.
and you have AIDS..... and no guns, so you lose.
All of these problems can be solved by more pussy. the more you fuck the healthier you are and more mentally stable you are.
Second hand smoke...what a fucking scam. Dig this: http://tinyurl.com/d5ut9v
Surely the government knows what's best for us. Stop trying to change peoples minds with all your crazy "facts".
The worst thing: a radioactive smoking terrorist.
radioactive smoking terrorist that is your waiter at 'hear-attack grill'
I want to go out in an awesome podracer accident, maybe hit a jawa or two...
wouldnt smoking related and cancer be in the same catagory
you didnt read the * did you.
smoking CAN cause cancer, but its not an exclusive club.
this also highlights how people get cancer even without smoking.
'friendly fire' should be up there too
also humorless british comedians
I agree, people like Ricky Gervais and Noel Fielding should be shot as traitors.
yes they are so unfunny they won awards and got paid millions for it.
also "humorless british comedians" is a self defeating statement.
i GARUNFUCKINGTEE their are more unfunny americans than british
well duh, blade
considering our pop vs yours
(hint:we is BIG, you are currently a simple satellite orbiting our big fat ass)
dont insult us:
we will just squash you and forget you...
...work harder at being funnier, and the future sages may still refer to you, at least in a footnote or two