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  • abortedjesus
    abortedjesus 2009-04-16T04:05:02Z says:

    This can kiss the fattest part of my ass.

    • vongoebel
      vongoebel 2009-04-16T04:21:57Z says:

      I've pretty much resigned myself to a smoking or alcohol related death.

    • LOGDROPPER
      LOGDROPPER 2009-04-16T04:33:18Z says:

      ^^ Thats very admirable.

    • ArrogantBastard
      ArrogantBastard 2009-04-16T05:04:41Z says:

      Just alcohol for me

    • Alec13
      Alec13 2009-04-16T05:08:40Z says:

      I'm going for a VD.

    • vongoebel
      vongoebel 2009-04-16T05:15:44Z says:

      It's funny you say that, while I was out for a cig, a woman walked out of a condo that's under construction, it's nighttime here by the way, by the time I finished my smoke, a rotund young looking guy walked out, ha, he's probably carrying around cervical cancer at least.

    • vongoebel
      vongoebel 2009-04-16T07:30:11Z says:

      Ha, another good reason to smoke, out for a cigarette I discovered a girl across the way cleans her house wearing nothing but panties, huzzah!

    • dirtyrottensteve
      dirtyrottensteve 2009-04-16T10:39:12Z says:

      win!

    • jerkaholik
      jerkaholik 2009-04-16T11:04:19Z says:

      how old was the "girl"? 8?

    • elchris
      elchris 2009-04-16T21:26:04Z says:

      cigs are for losers

    • dwhill05
      dwhill05 2009-04-16T21:31:12Z says:

      OMG!!!
      *Alt+Print Screen*
      The first intelligent thing chris has ever said!
      It has to be a typo or some other coincidental mistake...

    • Alec13
      Alec13 2009-04-16T21:32:41Z says:

      Cigs taste good with beer/soda/food/by themselves/more beer

    • MetalFace
      MetalFace 2009-04-16T21:57:06Z says:

      cigs and whiskey FTW!
      *laments quitting cigs*

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2009-04-16T21:59:52Z says:

      How can a guy be carrying cervical cancer?

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2009-04-16T22:00:13Z says:

      And yes, cigarettes are for dumbasses.

    • dwhill05
      dwhill05 2009-04-16T22:06:05Z says:

      I'm not explaining all this shit to you rish, go read about it yourself:
      http://www.cdc.gov/STD/HPV/STDFact-HPV.htm

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2009-04-16T22:11:32Z says:

      You will never have to explain anything to me, I promise you that. Men do not have a cervix therefore they can not have or carry cervical cancer. You are probably trying to make some stupid comparison with HPV, which can lead to cervical cancer in women, that a man can have.

    • dwhill05
      dwhill05 2009-04-16T22:18:47Z says:

      He was OBVIOUSLY talking about HPV unless in your infinite intellect you think cancer is contagious, and since its not, the argument is already dead there.
      Do you normally make a habit of asking stupid questions to which you already know the answer?

    • dirtyrottensteve
      dirtyrottensteve 2009-04-16T22:19:28Z says:

      actually, hpv can be transferred female/male from vag to mouth, and it can turn into oral cancer. :(

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2009-04-16T22:28:11Z says:

      It was posed as a question to point out the stupidity of the statement. Almost rhetorical, kinda like, "Why is dwhill05 such a dumb faggot?". See, I don't really want to know the answer, I just threw it out there to point something out.

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2009-04-16T22:28:46Z says:

      And, if he meant HPV then thats what he should have said.

    • Alec13
      Alec13 2009-04-16T22:44:26Z says:

      Are vaginas contagious?

    • Alec13
      Alec13 2009-04-16T22:46:14Z says:

      Seriously, can you get vaginal herpes on your face?
      Or does it just become regular herpes?

    • fries-please
      fries-please 2009-04-16T22:55:03Z says:

      as if you've ever been close to one

    • Alec13
      Alec13 2009-04-16T22:57:33Z says:

      I've been inside of one and outside of one and then back inside of one and then back outside of one and then back inside of one and then back outside of one, then i was finished.

    • Alec13
      Alec13 2009-04-16T22:59:57Z says:

      I'm as fast as lightning!
      pew pew pew!

    • dirtyrottensteve
      dirtyrottensteve 2009-04-16T23:00:46Z says:

      no alec, dont eat any strange snatch unless she can prove she doesnt have hpv. it turns into mouth cancer once you get it, especially if you smoke/drink like I do.

    • Alec13
      Alec13 2009-04-16T23:01:55Z says:

      I hate eating out.
      I hate odor so I order.

    • dwhill05
      dwhill05 2009-04-17T00:44:45Z says:

      the statement wasn't stupid, your lack of interpreting it correctly was and when a question has an obvious legitimate answer then its not rhetorical, its just called a stupid question and stupid questions get stupid answers
      Nice try on the cover though

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2009-04-17T02:41:20Z says:

      There was no cover, obviously I knew what he meant because I called attention to it and then schooled you when you tried to act as if you knew shit about shit.

    • dwhill05
      dwhill05 2009-04-17T02:50:24Z says:

      haha, i know stuff about stuff,
      its like fry's referrence to the breakfast club, "I can't wait til I feel ways about thing"

    • B1ade
      B1ade 2009-04-18T02:37:53Z says:

      whats the point saying cervical cancer when hpv was what he ment and obviously ALOT FUCKING SHORTER.
      you fucked up, he called it.
      get over it

  • s0nn3
    s0nn3 2009-04-16T04:31:15Z says:

    The BIG difference being here is... its not illegal to kill yourself, whereas its quite illegal to hijack planes and crash them into populated buildings. Even though I dont completely believe everything that was reported as pertains to "9/11"

    • -Morph-
      -Morph- 2009-04-16T05:06:33Z says:

      actually it is illegal to kill yourself. why do you think jumpers attract soo much police and they tackle them when they try to save em.

    • Supraliminal
      Supraliminal 2009-04-16T05:30:40Z says:

      Morph is right. It's most definitely illegal to kill yourself.

    • PublicSecrecy
      PublicSecrecy 2009-04-16T07:59:35Z says:

      It's not. A quick Wiki search will tell you that.

    • Jones
      Jones 2009-04-16T11:33:18Z says:

      Usually suicide is punished with capitol punishment.

  • yak
    yak 2009-04-16T04:41:50Z says:

    this is sad cuz its true ;/

    • vongoebel
      vongoebel 2009-04-16T05:56:24Z says:

      Usually though the age graph corresponds to the death by cancer or heart disease, those old fuckers made their beds, just like we're doing now.

    • PublicSecrecy
      PublicSecrecy 2009-04-16T08:00:42Z says:

      Hey yak...Average of 19,200 homicides/year in America, counting 2001-2005 as a /five/ year study—means there's almost 20x as many murders per capita as Canada.

    • HerbyVerstinks
      HerbyVerstinks 2009-04-17T00:28:49Z says:

      Who would kill anyone in canada?
      your all so polite.

    • yak
      yak 2009-04-17T02:30:00Z says:

      doesn't surprise me there are so many murders in the usa as compared to canada really.
      it would be surprising if there wasn't at least a 10x per capita difference ;/

    • CruelHM
      CruelHM 2009-04-17T02:37:15Z says:

      This chart is nonsense. Many categories are crossovers...and I actually thought more people died from homicides in US. Anyway...drink-driver deaths should come under homicide...and smoking-related, cancer, and second-hand smoke. Wtf.

    • CruelHM
      CruelHM 2009-04-17T02:38:01Z says:

      ...not all cancers are from smoke - I know.

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2009-04-17T02:43:52Z says:

      ^Had bollock cancer.

      Now has one ball.

      Very sad.

      Still funny.

    • CruelHM
      CruelHM 2009-04-17T02:46:26Z says:

      What?

    • B1ade
      B1ade 2009-04-18T02:39:03Z says:

      you cant fight diseases with guns so americans arnt interested.

    • s0nn3
      s0nn3 2009-04-24T03:40:46Z says:

      and you have AIDS..... and no guns, so you lose.

  • ArrogantBastard
    ArrogantBastard 2009-04-16T05:06:39Z says:

    All of these problems can be solved by more pussy. the more you fuck the healthier you are and more mentally stable you are.

  • MisterBanksIII
    MisterBanksIII 2009-04-16T05:14:44Z says:

    Second hand smoke...what a fucking scam. Dig this: http://tinyurl.com/d5ut9v

    • Rolandofgilead
      Rolandofgilead 2009-04-16T05:54:55Z says:

      Surely the government knows what's best for us. Stop trying to change peoples minds with all your crazy "facts".

  • Ardeau
    Ardeau 2009-04-16T06:14:02Z says:

    The worst thing: a radioactive smoking terrorist.

    • MetalFace
      MetalFace 2009-04-16T21:59:03Z says:

      radioactive smoking terrorist that is your waiter at 'hear-attack grill'

  • Wario7793
    Wario7793 2009-04-16T09:51:56Z says:

    I want to go out in an awesome podracer accident, maybe hit a jawa or two...

  • fries-please
    fries-please 2009-04-16T16:09:15Z says:

    wouldnt smoking related and cancer be in the same catagory

    • B1ade
      B1ade 2009-04-18T02:40:26Z says:

      you didnt read the * did you.
      smoking CAN cause cancer, but its not an exclusive club.
      this also highlights how people get cancer even without smoking.

  • fries-please
    fries-please 2009-04-16T16:10:08Z says:

    'friendly fire' should be up there too

    • HerbyVerstinks
      HerbyVerstinks 2009-04-17T00:34:48Z says:

      also humorless british comedians

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2009-04-17T00:41:50Z says:

      I agree, people like Ricky Gervais and Noel Fielding should be shot as traitors.

    • B1ade
      B1ade 2009-04-18T02:42:16Z says:

      yes they are so unfunny they won awards and got paid millions for it.
      also "humorless british comedians" is a self defeating statement.
      i GARUNFUCKINGTEE their are more unfunny americans than british

    • possum
      possum 2009-04-18T03:07:40Z says:

      well duh, blade
      considering our pop vs yours
      (hint:we is BIG, you are currently a simple satellite orbiting our big fat ass)
      dont insult us:
      we will just squash you and forget you...
      ...work harder at being funnier, and the future sages may still refer to you, at least in a footnote or two

dirtyrottensteve
posted April 16, 2009

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