Fine then, boycooz, post a picture of your freshly fucked self and we'll be the judge.
If muchosucko is a public toilet, then you're the mixture of shit, lube, and semen that some fag whore farted on the wall that no one has gotten around to cleaning up yet.
It's indeed a shame the hips aren't like those of 7, but I'm still down for 5. If 6 and above ride you long enough, count on stretch marks. If 0 rides you... DEATH.
I'd love to assjack 0 while it beats the shit out of 9, with 1, 2, and 3 cheering us on. Then 4,5, and 6 take turns tossing my salad and I pull out of 0 (leaving it to finish murdering 9 with it's bare hands) and titty fuck 6 while all the rest (1 through 8) writhe around in a big lesbo love-fest. I finish off with a good skullfucking of whichever one looks like it would feel the most violated by that.
I started to think this was a scale of cup sizes, but seeing that last entry makes me think of lesbian evolution. btw, I'll a #5, a #6, a #7, and a #8, with a side of #9 please.. (nah, I'll pass on #9)...
Imagine this chick and Arseface or K-billy (whomever you pick). They grew up together and the numbers represent the years passing. They were innocent friends from 1-3. By 4, he started to notice her blossoming. He asked her out on a date. They were married by 6. Seven and 8 were good times too. But by 9, things were looking downhill. He asked for a divorced so he wouldn't have to see her hideous body. Then 0 came around and was on a look-out for the bastard that divorced her. Eventually he was found. Not by her, but in a muslim camp beheaded with a rusty butterknife. The End.
Comments to The scale
9 is a black man's dream.
no, way too skinny and her skin also too clean...
im black and yeah... no ill take 6 she looks ... smart...
quit lying to yourself morph.
never date a chick that can kick your ass thats is why all o's are lesbian
i dunno.. i like 3 or 4
i'll take 5
3-5 will work for me.
#1 for me
for me 4 or 5
Me thinkso too.
i know a few girls like 6-7
Its a trick...they are ALL men!
hehe you tickl my pee pee but nothing comes out
ps im hot
Fine then, boycooz, post a picture of your freshly fucked self and we'll be the judge.
If muchosucko is a public toilet, then you're the mixture of shit, lube, and semen that some fag whore farted on the wall that no one has gotten around to cleaning up yet.
totally and fully agreed. where's yourpic 'so called hot boi'?
I'm gonna say 6 or 7. Before that, no hips (and therefore, no curves). After that, freakish looking, though 8 may be a possibility.
the girl im dating is a 6
Ryoga, the girl you're dating is a man!
Of course (s)he is.
Holy shit, Ryoga lives!!!
Me 2, 6 for sure
the girl I'm dating IS 6..
She's 6 inches you say, Ryoga?
Chairman wins.
No, he means 6 on a scale of 1-to-10.
no tired, its definitely inches.
8's got nice hips, but the tits just cross the too-big line. (My God, I used to read books)
no your mistaken... the Scale is 1-100 ZING!
self implied 'ZING's do not count.
no 6in is the 13yr old boy I'm dating
5
agreed
good choice
Based on breast size, yes. But the rest of the body says looks like a 10 year olds, and that just doesn't do it for me. You guys, on the other hand...
It's indeed a shame the hips aren't like those of 7, but I'm still down for 5. If 6 and above ride you long enough, count on stretch marks. If 0 rides you... DEATH.
Indeed.
I down with 3-5 , and with a good personality....9
Hear that, Starrsky?
I'm more like a 5 but with hips and somewhat of an ass
Ah, just checking to make sure that the tissue and lotion purchases won't go to waste.
Quality, not quantity. Nice curves count for more than big breasts.
personally its a happy balance or quantity and quality...
i'll go with 1 for sweet statutory
At that point, I don't even think it's statutory. I believe that would be pedophilia.
im game...
Statutory rape, pedophilia... blah blah blah. Let's just call it what it really is: Fucking awesome!
"I swear I didn't know she was 3 years old!"
A catholic priest would go for 1.
Only if it's a boy.
The lack of boobs is enough.
One little anus is as good as the next.
i so look like 0.
Me too.
That's hot.
Soah, you are so full of shit...
In that case, we know she's not Japanese.
4, 5, and 6 for me
you're just being greedy now
6 and 7 look just right.
too much.
What is this "too much" you speak of?
5 all the way
5 or 6
I'd love to assjack 0 while it beats the shit out of 9, with 1, 2, and 3 cheering us on. Then 4,5, and 6 take turns tossing my salad and I pull out of 0 (leaving it to finish murdering 9 with it's bare hands) and titty fuck 6 while all the rest (1 through 8) writhe around in a big lesbo love-fest. I finish off with a good skullfucking of whichever one looks like it would feel the most violated by that.
Maybe I should be getting more sleep.
maybe you should..
Evolution?
4, and 5's in my ballpark. :[
:]
4 and 5. 3 and 6 are also acceptable..
9 and 0 are the only ones smiling Id have to do them
they wont be smiling after malone tends to them
Rigor mortis might have them flashing those pearly whites.
4 and 5
Fuck off.
I started to think this was a scale of cup sizes, but seeing that last entry makes me think of lesbian evolution. btw, I'll a #5, a #6, a #7, and a #8, with a side of #9 please.. (nah, I'll pass on #9)...
haha, I was just thinking #9 looks like #8 if she ran into a wall real hard and all her boob fat went >SPLORCH!!< right into her belly.
Imagine this chick and Arseface or K-billy (whomever you pick). They grew up together and the numbers represent the years passing. They were innocent friends from 1-3. By 4, he started to notice her blossoming. He asked her out on a date. They were married by 6. Seven and 8 were good times too. But by 9, things were looking downhill. He asked for a divorced so he wouldn't have to see her hideous body. Then 0 came around and was on a look-out for the bastard that divorced her. Eventually he was found. Not by her, but in a muslim camp beheaded with a rusty butterknife. The End.
I think I'm about a 5.
SMC is back? Hip hip hooray! That's good to know, though. More importantly, how does the rest of your body look?
From what I remember of your picture, SMC, you're more of a 4, but close...
"From what I remember of your picture" = "I just checked out your pic I saved to my computer"
If we're just talking breast size, really anything from a 3 to a 7, but it also depends on the body too.
im all about the last one obvously
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I'm a 5... though I have a big butt too.
heh.
As in a combination of 5 and 9?
Yes. Exactly.
Yes. Exactly.
Oh goddamnit!
6 has the perfect size, 7 starts to have a waist though
Give me a 3 or 4.
I'm gonna go with 1-5.