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The Smartest Idiot.

Hes smart for wanting to save time. Hes an idiot for yeah well i think you get it.

The Smartest Idiot.

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stupid human tricks,  breaks and crashes,  idiot,  driver

Comments to The Smartest Idiot.

  • drumrave
    drumrave 2008-12-10T05:05:17Z says:

    And I thought only women and blacks sucked at driving

    • xzekiel
      xzekiel 2008-12-10T05:24:54Z says:

      no, chinks do to

    • xzekiel
      xzekiel 2008-12-10T05:25:15Z says:

      *o

    • postalvag
      postalvag 2008-12-10T05:57:46Z says:

      blacks? thats a new one.

    • drumrave
      drumrave 2008-12-10T05:59:24Z says:

      Yes they like to recline the seat and drive fucking slow

    • Quick_draw21
      Quick_draw21 2008-12-10T07:07:52Z says:

      lol they are trying to show off thier 1000 dollar car

    • -Morph-
      -Morph- 2008-12-10T07:08:00Z says:

      its called "cadillacing"

    • iranian
      iranian 2008-12-10T07:13:19Z says:

      he must be a stupid brit,
      the driver seat in on right,
      thats how those idiots drive in their shitty island of england

    • TaLLhaLL
      TaLLhaLL 2008-12-10T08:05:55Z says:

      you would think he would only try that if he was confident it was going to work. he wasn't even fucking close though...

    • DoubleTake
      DoubleTake 2008-12-10T08:08:23Z says:

      Don't forget Hank Chinaman. He sucks...at driving too.

    • JackingJumpFlash
      JackingJumpFlash 2008-12-10T08:12:46Z says:

      I must know, what kind of vehicle do you drive Iranian?

    • Ice006
      Ice006 2008-12-10T09:54:15Z says:

      That's how we drive in Australia too, and Japan, where all the imported vehicles you and your homies import to be 2 Fast for me. Johnson junkie.
      I'm pretty sure Yanks and the Eurotrash nations nominated to drive on the right (against old tradition from back in the medieval days) cos they were upset with their heritage :(

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2008-12-10T11:54:23Z says:

      You're Australian? Do you want to talk about your heritage, shit face?

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2008-12-10T11:55:06Z says:

      Cool people drive on the left, fact!

    • jimijames
      jimijames 2008-12-10T13:31:23Z says:

      No matter WHAT country they're in!

    • TiredGuy
      TiredGuy 2008-12-10T17:18:23Z says:

      blacks do a pretty good job considering that fucking "detroit lean" they do, where the asshole driver's head is directly over the console from leaning over.

    • LobOn
      LobOn 2008-12-10T18:14:40Z says:

      British Cars FTW! and fuck you iranian, suprised you dnt live here the rest of your family does, fuckin prick

    • iranian
      iranian 2008-12-10T18:41:07Z says:

      british cars are stupid like every thing else british,
      lets say the stupid imperial system which was based on some selfish british king's length of cock (or was it his foot? oh yea his foot)

    • Combo
      Combo 2008-12-10T19:13:20Z says:

      There wouldn't be such things as cars if it weren't for Britain, retard.

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2008-12-10T23:13:41Z says:

      Certainly not a Brit, non with a white lisence plate on the back.

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2008-12-11T01:16:29Z says:

      Iranian, easy mistake. Cock length/foot length...

  • RandallFlagg
    RandallFlagg 2008-12-10T05:12:54Z says:

    haha...fuckhead

    • j2coldman
      j2coldman 2008-12-10T20:51:43Z says:

      They live up to the name, dnt they

  • postcoitussandwich
    postcoitussandwich 2008-12-10T05:15:04Z says:

    So the guys first instinct was to throw himself in front of the car. Am I getting that right?

    • monkfish
      monkfish 2008-12-10T06:42:43Z says:

      He tried to remove himself from the gene pool

    • postcoitussandwich
      postcoitussandwich 2008-12-10T07:06:12Z says:

      As long as he's on top of it then

    • Asaclark
      Asaclark 2008-12-10T08:16:52Z says:

      If i were in the middle of sucking that bad i might jump in front of the car too.

  • yourname
    yourname 2008-12-10T05:31:57Z says:

    typical "right side" driving Douche LOL

    • Catfucker
      Catfucker 2008-12-11T01:29:48Z says:

      he's probably "non-American"

  • j0sh8790
    j0sh8790 2008-12-10T06:26:40Z says:

    one could only hope he got hurt

  • greyfox5150
    greyfox5150 2008-12-10T06:52:32Z says:

    as flimsy as that gate was, why didnt he just drive through it in the first place..that would really save time.

    • Quick_draw21
      Quick_draw21 2008-12-10T07:08:36Z says:

      He probably doesnt want to scratch his (new?) car

    • Sneaky
      Sneaky 2008-12-10T08:11:38Z says:

      It looks like he saved the hood at least.

  • Corporal_Punishment
    Corporal_Punishment 2008-12-10T06:58:03Z says:

    this is the biggest idiot of all time.

  • Mako
    Mako 2008-12-10T08:36:10Z says:

    I thought he was going to ghost ride for a second there.

  • 1rish1
    1rish1 2008-12-10T12:04:21Z says:

    Story time.
    A buddy and me were broke and had to get home from the bar so we got a cab but didn't have any money to pay the guy so we told him to take us to this apartment complex behingd the neighborhood I lived in and it had this gate that you had to drive through that was closed at night and a gate you could walk through right next to it that was always open so we get out and run torwards the walk in gate but my buddy ran in front of the cab and the guy had realized what we were doing so he gunned it and tried to pin my buddy to the gate with the cab he didn't pin him but he bruised his leg up pretty good this reminded me of that.

    • toolman961
      toolman961 2008-12-10T22:51:43Z says:

      I drove through a gate in Fl. once cause I was too drunk to wait for it to open all the way. It was a stupid thing to do.

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2008-12-11T01:19:23Z says:

      Only pikeys run away from taxi drivers.

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2008-12-11T03:19:43Z says:

      I was broke, drunk, tired and about 30 miles away from home. I did what i had to do.

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2008-12-11T03:20:00Z says:

      Actually I have done that quite a few times.

    • Mako
      Mako 2008-12-11T07:32:07Z says:

      I don't recommend you try that around here. If the guy's an independent, he'll more than likely hit you with the car. It's always fun to watch people bounce lol.

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2008-12-12T00:41:54Z says:

      haha I used the word 'pikey' about 10 hours before the 'racism' pic was posted & caused all the debate.

  • FLFisher
    FLFisher 2008-12-10T14:35:52Z says:

    Christ almighty...

  • theforgotten
    theforgotten 2008-12-10T17:23:08Z says:

    now her's a true car enthusiast... note how he uses his body to protect his car from getting any scratches...and as a response to iranian, yes, this is exactly how brits drive their cars

  • ClaudeBallz
    ClaudeBallz 2008-12-10T22:13:04Z says:

    Well, he'll have two weeks of walking while his car's being fixed to reflect on the 4 seconds he saved.

  • BlowBig
    BlowBig 2008-12-11T06:52:37Z says:

    Parking brake engaged a couple "clicks" works good. All cars that matter to me are made LHD.

  • drgn8allz
    drgn8allz 2008-12-11T18:04:38Z says:

    at least he saved the hood from getting all scratched up..haha

Asaclark
posted December 10, 2008