Watching all of smerfs posts of himself from start to last is like watching a time line of a meth addict - always more deteriorated looking then in the last.
Hank: i dont , you will probebly die before me old man, i hope you cry when you lie on the bed of death and thinking of your geeky life and all the time you wasted on me =D
I thought he was suppose to kill himself last night. I gave him good instructions for cutting. Guess he went across the street like I told him NOT to do. This time you want to chug a gallon of bleach. That ought to do the trick.
Bleach? Isn't that what your mother used to bottle feed you a few months ago?
.
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You're an emo little kid always thinking about suicide. You father did one hell of a job on you!
The family of Smerfs in the related section seriously does look like you.
And as 1rish1 mentioned, you've either never actually had any ex's or you are a real smooth talker. Or you have a cabinet of roofies.
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aaahahahahaha smerfs a fuckin ginger bitch
noob.
I have had a 4 months break from this shit hole , i come back and Smerf is still posting pics of herself, wassup wid dat ?
how was prison?
Wrecka is back.
Does Big Jim still want to know his redheaded bitch on the outside?
Watching all of smerfs posts of himself from start to last is like watching a time line of a meth addict - always more deteriorated looking then in the last.
LMFAO! I swear someone has to grab that "faces of meth" poster and add smurf's pics to it!!!!!!! ps I'm too lazy.
DOOOOO IT
...Hmm
Another Avatar copy cat I see.
AVATAR FIGHT!
FUCK this copycat bitch!!
Get em Arch!
That brings the count to 3 black, and one white.
Didn't Arch have the beer avatar? I liked that one. As for the black avatars, how much more black could they get? The answer: None more black.
of course niggers never go alone
I took Archman's avatar and added a beer.
lol
Your names both begin with capital "A"s! I can't be forced to remember every little thing!
where´s the proofs
it's in the puddings
There's a video of him taking a shot and saying muchosucko out loud, trust me, it's him.
Oh, OK, if you says so. Case closed this guy says it's him so thats it.
maybe it´s his evil, ugly twin...
it's him, you noobs.
watch the "it will make sense" vid in the related section.
^ I never saw that, cheers Vic.
Yar
Muchosucko support , this is Vic talking how may my alien services help you?
Ok, you can die anytime now.
i also missed the vid, the first time it was posted.
Hank: i dont , you will probebly die before me old man, i hope you cry when you lie on the bed of death and thinking of your geeky life and all the time you wasted on me =D
I caught it the first time. Does that make me lucky or unlucky?
now, you are no longer a maggot.
from now on, you'll be known as 'grasshopper'.
no manboobs....im not sure this is really smerf. then again, one less manboob pic is ok.....
dont you fuckers dare talk him into showin his man boobs.
She's kind of cute...
...yes "she" is hot. i guess you´d like sb stick "her" right into your anus, right, negrococksucker?
I thought he was suppose to kill himself last night. I gave him good instructions for cutting. Guess he went across the street like I told him NOT to do. This time you want to chug a gallon of bleach. That ought to do the trick.
Bleach? Isn't that what your mother used to bottle feed you a few months ago?
.
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You're an emo little kid always thinking about suicide. You father did one hell of a job on you!
^Wow! Copy and paste madlibs are out of control!
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^Wow! Copy and paste madlibs are out of control!
Well, smerf, I'm not sure if I'm more convinced that it IS you, or if you're somehow related to the Weesleys from Harry Potter.
How would you like it if I started making references to Becker or something?
fire away, you lost me at Becker...
a fucking ginger. Practising smoking the cock too.
Dammit i wanted to say that.
^if we waited around til you had something worth saying, wed be dead.
check-please.
You've never had a girlfriend. All the tales of 'your ex', bloody rubbish!
Dare we put a link to the pic with your 'ex' here??? hmmm? hahaha
Borracho insert comment below...
I did not touch that woman. Well I did but not with my penis, and thats what counts!
P.s. Bastards!
hahaha yea....*cough*liar*cough*
I didnt see his X but it had to have been better than mine...
Jack, you have noooo idea
Anyone have a link =D
i have a link in my pants you might like to click
hmmm...
i'd seriously think of going for diks pants rather than oranjes ex
I seriously want to see this chick. Sounds, shall we say, "enticing"
that chick is so hot, orange should be king of mucho
Thing is, it touched Oranjes dick with its mouth. Just semantics Oranje.
http://www.muchosucko.com/show/hot_piece_of_ass-37520
Enjoy the beauty!
I did not have sexual relations with that monster.
@mybrainquit: I am.
You are the queen of Mucho.
Fuck the queen!
Ha ha ha ha! But she had sexual relations with you.
god fuck the queen.
I did get fucked up.
You don't believe in God, Vic.
no, but i like to pretend i do.
He believes in queens though.
He's dating one.
Lizzy's pussy still feels great!
Hey, I never claimed to be good looking.
no one else has claimed it either.
Where do you live smerf?
Ummmm yeeaaa... He wants to rape you... Did you get that memo?
I wanna know where that background is.
Sure you would. Keep wanting sucker!!!!!!!!
That background is probably in your dreams with a tied up, naked smerf in the foreground.
the only background hes interested in is his ass.
Southern California
Didnt know Lucky the Leprechaun ever had a thing for Strawberry Shortcake...
..also you have an eerily long and oddly misshapen middle finger.
It's strangely colon shaped
eerily long? haha
Actually, that's an optical illusion. My fingers are kinda short and thick. If you like, I could post a pic of just my hand.
he would love that.
This is a good pic of you smerf. But whare oh whare is your kilt.
In his kilt drawer.
Duh.
Hanging in my closet, actually.
smerf, are you the one starting all those fucking fires out west?
good job smerf
mak sur u kilr da babeez
I plead fifth.
Are leather jackets acceptable in America? They aren't the sort of thing you'd wear over this side of the pond.
..unless you're a MrFugs, then you wear a knee length one (weirdo).
Unless you ride a motorcycle, or like men, the short answer is a resounding no.
Yes but jackets only, vests are gay.
Usually if you wear a leather vest you are either
1. A biker
2. Some weird ass wedding in Vegas
3. GAY
4. All of the above
5. Your name is drumrave
"knee length" jackets are called trench coats
I don't like the French.
You're just jealous, aren't you Oranje?
^That's how they roll in Blackburn
Hey! I only tend to roll at weekends.
I think, not sure, don't usually remember.
actually, a leather jacket is not abnormal over here, but i wouldn't want the one smerf's wearing..
leather jackets can look good.
I have a cool leather jacket.
by "cool" you mean "gay"
i'm gonna get me a leather jacket if i ever see a nice one.
preferably brown, not black.
By cool I mean super cool, gaylord.
My leather jacket is 100% Nappa and 200% awesome.
fuggys "leather" jacket is pleather.
Meh, I used to have one that I liked more, but then some fucker stole it. On the other hand, this one was a gift, so I can't complain about it.
The only fake leather jacket I owned got stolen, The other five I have are all leather.
So fuck you heggy!
so thats what the merk looks like..... you shouldve stayed anonymous! :)
Dude, my pictures (for that matter, videos) have been on here for over a year. Pay attention, asswipe.
I always pictured you as an old fat guy...sorry
What ever helps you get it up...
lol
The family of Smerfs in the related section seriously does look like you.
And as 1rish1 mentioned, you've either never actually had any ex's or you are a real smooth talker. Or you have a cabinet of roofies.
Nevermind, just realized they ARE you. MrEd must have taken a lot of time photoshopping that photo.
Mr. Ed is a horse, he has no hands silly.
When did I say that?
It was me, not 1rish1.
i think he means oranje..
He did say, "as 1rish1 mentioned".
and he was wrong.
Did I mention that?
I've no idea.
Me neither.
Maybe we were drunk when you posted that.
maybe you are always drunk. always!
Maybe not.
maybe you shark little schoolgirls after work.
There is no maybe about it.
Who was drunk when who posted what?
STOP ASKING ALL THESE QUESTIONS, I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMOOOOOOORE!!
*Schoolgirls scream from Hank's closet (there are no basements in Japan). Hank gets the hammer.*
do you need help?
I'm confused.
I never said I was good looking. However, I'm a nice guy and I'm good with my hands. Having a long tongue doesn't hurt, either.
just because you boyfriend says something that doesn't make it so.
I love it smerf....its great
Easily Entertained.
women compassion....more fake then an rubber dildo
What's a real dildo made from then?
Your right femur.
So that's why I can't stand up properly, I was blaming the alcohol!
starrs just hot for the cigar, monica style.....
no moobs?!?!?
Fake!
I didn't think of that, but moobs would have made it better.
i guess if you like moobs......gay.
this is the most erotic thing i've ever seen
^Loves the ginger.
Maybe its the leather jacket.
Gotta be the "cigar" puffin'.
Possibly the "outdoors" setting.
"Brokeback"?
Dik to Smerf:
"I can't quit you boy"
Omg, gaaaayyyyy!
*washes eyes out with bleach after reading that*
I think I knew this dude in college.
You sure? Because it looks like someone I know.
Reminds me of my ex.
^ strangely appropriate.
he looks eerily much like my father.. o_0
Your father does look pretty eerie.
dad? is that you?
mom????
ur a nice guy, why do you want people to rip on you?
Your avatar sucks ass.
Nice? your fucken retarded hes a fucking douche.
I like it smerf, and i take a shot or 2 before work most mornings so i can cope...???? dunno just figure yerra drunk too
Alkie.^
Me too.^
Are you satified with all the attention you got so far?
Are you dead yet?
are you virgin yet?
wait, what?
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahaha.......now that is fucking hilarious.
who the fuck wants to see your faggoty ass picture, that should be a cock in your mouth
don't ever drag me into the past ever again