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The time traveler

Some guy claims to have traveled to the future...and he has proof!

The time traveler

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Comments to The time traveler

  • K-Billy
    K-Billy 2008-10-31T04:14:06Z says:

    good fucking job you fucking idiot. If you are going to go to the mother fucking future you should never stand in front of the sun and silhouette yourself for your infallible evidence.

    • Asphalt
      Asphalt 2008-10-31T04:23:53Z says:

      Both tattoos look new. Usually they lighten up a bit and blur after that long.

    • modisoon
      modisoon 2008-10-31T04:40:58Z says:

      I have a pic of David Koresh-sucking L. Ron. Hubbards smelly ding-dong ..... Historical value 'PRICELESS' will part with/$12.95 ... OBO!

    • mamer
      mamer 2008-10-31T04:49:48Z says:

      yeah tattoos fade out wtf that looked new

    • ShadowMoses
      ShadowMoses 2008-10-31T06:10:54Z says:

      The geezer's tattoo looked a bit faded to me.

    • yak
      yak 2008-10-31T06:52:08Z says:

      depends on the ink used actually ;/

    • troutpotato
      troutpotato 2008-10-31T08:34:28Z says:

      The older version had a slightly larger tattoo. I smell a fake.

    • jerkaholik
      jerkaholik 2008-10-31T11:50:42Z says:

      the older version was larger in fact..still fake.

    • Signs
      Signs 2008-10-31T12:33:10Z says:

      Sounds like he's from a part of Sweden called blekinge, and that means he's a liar and a girly boy.

    • OPP
      OPP 2008-10-31T15:46:26Z says:

      you guys are calling fake because of tattoo coloring?? how about the fact that he says he went back in time by crawling through his fucking kitchen sink plumbing!!!

    • drumrave
      drumrave 2008-10-31T15:52:18Z says:

      oh that's possible but a non fading tattoo yeah right

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2008-10-31T20:43:05Z says:

      haha It took 10 posts before OPP pointed out the fact that he went back in time by climbing into the cupboard holding his sink pipes.

      You idiots!

    • K-Billy
      K-Billy 2008-10-31T21:13:40Z says:

      common! If you can get to narnia through a fucking clothes hamper, why not the future through a kitchen sink?

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2008-10-31T21:25:25Z says:

      'cause only one of those two make any sense!

      How else is one supposed to leave our world and get to Narnia? Dumbass! Jeeeeeeeeze

    • jamiee1869
      jamiee1869 2008-11-02T01:31:34Z says:

      His claim is that he went into the future, sillies.

  • drumrave
    drumrave 2008-10-31T04:17:57Z says:

    Joe the plumber

    • jazzpotato
      jazzpotato 2008-11-01T06:14:44Z says:

      And the old guy was McCain

    • j0sh8790
      j0sh8790 2008-11-01T08:08:44Z says:

      ya they are best friends, you know

  • toolman961
    toolman961 2008-10-31T04:22:06Z says:

    This guy has that microdot I was talking about. Maybe we can go to that light display rish.

    • possum
      possum 2008-10-31T07:03:22Z says:

      microdot?
      where? who? how much?
      *drools, shadow-boxes, and wishes it was 1983 all over again*

    • Mako
      Mako 2008-10-31T07:46:09Z says:

      I'm still trying to figure out why microdot became extinct.

    • possum
      possum 2008-10-31T08:15:43Z says:

      good question, weirdly enuff...
      where DID the LSD go?
      used to have your choice:
      blotter: laff yourself silly
      windowpane: hope you wake up the same Species at least
      ...but Microdot -
      absolutely unpredictable
      therefore, really really "FUN"

  • HadokenX
    HadokenX 2008-10-31T04:24:21Z says:

    non fading tattoos FTW

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2008-10-31T20:44:00Z says:

      Kitchen cupboard time machine ftw!

  • skulk
    skulk 2008-10-31T04:25:40Z says:

    so did they fuck each other or what

    • toolman961
      toolman961 2008-10-31T05:08:25Z says:

      No, but he finally got to suck his own dick.

    • jqh88
      jqh88 2008-10-31T05:11:46Z says:

      AHA HA HA HA I love skulk...but in a purely platonic manner.

  • Romeo2000
    Romeo2000 2008-10-31T05:50:05Z says:

    repost?

  • ShadowMoses
    ShadowMoses 2008-10-31T06:11:52Z says:

    I just looked underneath my sink. The dead whore from last weekend is still there.

    • toolman961
      toolman961 2008-10-31T15:08:56Z says:

      She's blocking the light.

  • jpsithlord
    jpsithlord 2008-10-31T06:19:39Z says:

    I made my car into a time machine, went back in time and killed myself

    • jerkaholik
      jerkaholik 2008-10-31T11:52:59Z says:

      well..and now we never have to read your stupid shit, aint we?

    • Combo
      Combo 2008-10-31T14:22:16Z says:

      Bit of a paradox there, if you went back in time and killed yourself, then you wouldn't be alive at this point in time, so as to be able to go back in time and kill yourself.

    • jerkaholik
      jerkaholik 2008-11-01T18:28:15Z says:

      wow..ur a smart one!

  • BigDumbHippy
    BigDumbHippy 2008-10-31T08:06:53Z says:

    I think he was on cake

  • BlackTEE
    BlackTEE 2008-10-31T09:52:55Z says:

    Would have been a treat if he found himself in a Rick Astley video on the other side of that

    • dik
      dik 2008-10-31T16:09:26Z says:

      that would be the type of thing that would give timecore brain?

    • BlackTEE
      BlackTEE 2008-10-31T16:41:46Z says:

      Your starting to get it, my apprentice.

    • dik
      dik 2008-10-31T16:46:10Z says:

      thanks

    • dik
      dik 2008-10-31T16:46:25Z says:

      i have in fact seen things

    • dik
      dik 2008-10-31T16:46:31Z says:

      myan

    • BlackTEE
      BlackTEE 2008-10-31T20:47:38Z says:

      BlackTEE®

  • EPISTAXIS
    EPISTAXIS 2008-10-31T10:29:33Z says:

    just say no to drugs.......

  • EPISTAXIS
    EPISTAXIS 2008-10-31T12:17:31Z says:

    btw: according to Einstein it would be theoretically possible to travle to the future but impossible to get back. And you wouldn't be meeting yerself there either... What if the younger you got killed by the older you, then what...? ahhaaa,hmmm,.. *raises eyebrows* think about it. Or not.

    • exojjl
      exojjl 2008-11-01T10:43:50Z says:

      haha, that is stone-age thought process right there. that thought died as soon as i watch the movie "back to the future."

  • Emper0rr
    Emper0rr 2008-10-31T16:57:08Z says:

    Time travel is literally impossible because time does not exist. Time is simply a man made measurement for motion. Think of time in the context of motion, that's all it is. So in reality, the theory of time travel proposes somehow traveling backwards/forwards on motion. Sorry folks, pretty sure reality doesn't have a rewind or fast forward button.

    • troutpotato
      troutpotato 2008-10-31T17:15:11Z says:

      Yet....

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2008-10-31T20:46:03Z says:

      Everything exists at the same time!

      I came up with that when I saw stoned.

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2008-10-31T20:47:02Z says:

      I had a whole reasonably justifiable argument for that point, don't remember it though.

    • exojjl
      exojjl 2008-11-01T10:28:50Z says:

      the only form of time travel possible is going back in time. not forward. assuming you can travel by light. Since your forward path is not lite and your backtrack has already been lite. It's a matter of setting a forward beacon than you can back track. a mere reflection of the past, you can time travel. You might exist there in light, in reflection such as light is, but you cannot be full bodied.

    • exojjl
      exojjl 2008-11-01T10:34:15Z says:

      if you set up some kind of advanced beacon of light capture that you could in return flip a switch and project the past light into presence then you could time travel. Problem is, you could return to the future which you hailed. You would need to manipulate every surrounding completly; and to which, molecually. erase the presence and rearrange it.

    • exojjl
      exojjl 2008-11-01T10:37:53Z says:

      you would spin molten lava in the earths core so much the fucking planet would explode....You might even require a woman to do this job of time travel...to pick up every spec of decay and rearrange it to how it was a specific previous point in time rather than sweep it off into the void darkness of space/no time.

    • Big-goolies
      Big-goolies 2008-11-01T10:43:17Z says:

      are you copying and pasteing all that ?

    • exojjl
      exojjl 2008-11-01T10:47:14Z says:

      Time travel? can you manipulate background radiation? HA! can you manipulate the very essence that created the universe? exactly. god only gave life as our single sun. and yet, there is nothing more powerful.

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2008-11-01T18:00:04Z says:

      Time is a measurement of motion? So, if I keep still, time doesn't continue? I think there is a tiny flaw in your theory, EmperOrr.

    • jerkaholik
      jerkaholik 2008-11-01T18:45:33Z says:

      ur heart would still beat-> motion
      but the theory still is crap

    • Emper0rr
      Emper0rr 2008-11-01T19:58:13Z says:

      It's not a theory, pretty much accepted fact. Fugsmucker, I don't think you thought that one through. What do you mean by time continuing? You mean the sun getting higher in the sky/setting? (Motion) you mean the minute hand on your watch ticking? (motion) Please find me anything that's considered something explainable by time that cannot be explained by motion.

    • jerkaholik
      jerkaholik 2008-11-01T21:48:07Z says:

      actually i cant find an example for it..but an reverse example. a photon has its motion but it isnt affected by time..

    • Emper0rr
      Emper0rr 2008-11-01T22:29:37Z says:

      Because as I said, time is just a man made measurement for motion. Ask any physicist and they'll agree. It's simply a term they use to simplify aspects of motion.

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2008-11-02T00:46:05Z says:

      Units of time are invented, but time does exist. It is not an invention to simplify anything. Time is, just as motion is.

    • CruelHM
      CruelHM 2008-11-02T00:54:16Z says:

      I have just enough time to say 'fuck off Fugs' you dipshit.

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2008-11-02T01:40:03Z says:

      Pity you ain't got time to shoot yourself in the face, Captain Paragraph.

    • Emper0rr
      Emper0rr 2008-11-02T02:16:04Z says:

      Fugsmucker, please provide proof that time just "is"? What is it? Please explain to me how time is separate from motion in ANY WAY

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2008-11-02T04:10:55Z says:

      First you say time does not exist, then you say it is inseparable from motion, implying that it does exist. I didn't say it was separate, I just said it wasn't an invention.

    • jerkaholik
      jerkaholik 2008-11-04T19:54:58Z says:

      haha! owned!

    • jerkaholik
      jerkaholik 2008-11-04T19:55:49Z says:

      btw. i am a physic.

  • violentouston
    violentouston 2008-10-31T17:27:03Z says:

    maybe his push mower time travels when it goes 88mph

  • PublicSecrecy
    PublicSecrecy 2008-11-01T02:23:59Z says:

    Where are the monkeys? And the monolith? The star-child/ubermensch?

    • exojjl
      exojjl 2008-11-01T10:29:26Z says:

      hey man, this ain't 2001!!! it's fuckin 2008!

  • exojjl
    exojjl 2008-11-01T11:13:55Z says:

    this video is so fucking fake. more fake than fake woman orgasm porn vids.

  • exojjl
    exojjl 2008-11-01T11:15:12Z says:

    this video was suppsedly a fake from some pension company in sweden. whilst be known i knew this was swedish from my first view.

  • -pui
    -pui 2008-11-01T13:50:56Z says:

    HOLYMOTHEROFGOD I live at Öland (Oland) :P!!!
    Though I've NEVER heard of seen of this guy. omglol haha

  • aXx
    aXx 2008-11-01T17:44:35Z says:

    I can make the bus come earlier by running towards it. that is real time travelling.

    • fries-please
      fries-please 2008-11-02T00:55:35Z says:

      but the bus will only stop at the bus stop , that must be a constant at all time. you are merely affecting wether you get there on time or have to walk to the job center...

Thought_Criminal
posted October 31, 2008

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