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The Unhappiest Black Man in America

As he listens to Obama's victory speech, it occurs to Jesse that he's out of a job.

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  • dik
    dik 2008-11-19T05:11:10Z says:

    this doesn't make sense

    • MixerSlut
      MixerSlut 2008-11-19T05:23:01Z says:

      fuck him who cares?

    • PwnBot
      PwnBot 2008-11-19T05:27:45Z says:

      Jessie Jackson can't blame whitey anymore.

    • edible-corpse
      edible-corpse 2008-11-19T05:32:42Z says:

      when shit goes wrong he'll blame the percentage of obama that is white.

    • BigDumbHippy
      BigDumbHippy 2008-11-19T08:50:21Z says:

      double C is ripping off colbert

    • cold
      cold 2008-11-19T11:26:59Z says:

      jesse jackson once said that obama "... wouldn't have gotten this far if he were white...".... LOOK WHO THE FUCK IS TALKING, NIGGER

    • beardick
      beardick 2008-11-20T12:54:29Z says:

      Whatcha talkin about willis?

  • ChxMex
    ChxMex 2008-11-19T05:25:56Z says:

    He'd be happier if he had a car to steal.

    • troutpotato
      troutpotato 2008-11-19T05:33:59Z says:

      I got a leftover piece of chicken for him....

    • thonging
      thonging 2008-11-19T12:43:01Z says:

      ....and watermelon......

    • Dislexyc
      Dislexyc 2008-11-20T02:45:26Z says:

      hes pissed, no waffles, cmon guys give the poor ass, pissed negro a waffle.

  • CheechWizard
    CheechWizard 2008-11-19T05:43:56Z says:

    He's just sad that he can't come up with anything that rhymes with Obama.

    • possum
      possum 2008-11-19T05:50:59Z says:

      thanks for changing your avy cheech - my three remaining brain cells owe ya...

    • troutpotato
      troutpotato 2008-11-19T05:59:59Z says:

      But the two coreys are epically awesome.
      Why you hatin', possum?

    • troutpotato
      troutpotato 2008-11-19T06:00:01Z says:

      But the two coreys are epically awesome.
      Why you hatin', possum?

    • possum
      possum 2008-11-19T06:42:48Z says:

      i dunno

      i dunno

      maybe cause...

      i dunno

    • Best-comment-winner-is...
      Best-comment-winner-is... 2008-11-19T22:37:48Z says:

      uh...osama????

    • Dislexyc
      Dislexyc 2008-11-20T02:47:12Z says:

      hmm osama, the ficticious terrorist conjoured up by the "good ol white boy regime", the Saudi royal family member. the family we swore to defend ever since WW2? STFU BIATCH!

  • RandallFlagg
    RandallFlagg 2008-11-19T05:57:41Z says:

    did you see the fucker crying when obama was giving his acceptance speech? I wonder if he still has the shirt with Martin Luther King Juniors blood on it. He was showing that off on talk shows for a while.

    • MixerSlut
      MixerSlut 2008-11-19T06:01:31Z says:

      maybe he will get a new shirt with blood on it and then history will repeat itself

    • RandallFlagg
      RandallFlagg 2008-11-19T06:09:06Z says:

      hopefully it will be both his and Rev Al Sharpton's blood this time.

    • Dislexyc
      Dislexyc 2008-11-20T02:48:04Z says:

      Randall FTW

  • rking599
    rking599 2008-11-19T06:06:37Z says:

    didnt he try to run for president at one time?

    • HypoLuxaHermesPan
      HypoLuxaHermesPan 2008-11-19T10:40:52Z says:

      Change your avatar asshole. Yak, can you ban this guy?

    • ClaudeBallz
      ClaudeBallz 2008-11-20T04:19:48Z says:

      Or give him the gay unicorn.

  • Romeo2000
    Romeo2000 2008-11-19T06:21:38Z says:

    don't worry, dude. after obama's assassination you'll be back in business again...

    • possum
      possum 2008-11-19T06:55:07Z says:

      that's the NON- funny thing about this 2008 popularity contest...
      obama lives and we go down the shit-hole?
      obama lives and the world-wide economy rebounds?
      obama gets a bullet to the brain, and gets deified?
      obama gets a bullet to the brain, biden steps in and takes all the BS for a global economic meltdown?

      this is the only reason why i was against a "black, possibly-muslim-at-heart, sort of president...
      no matter what, the race card will be played...
      and not even obama knows whether he's a joker, a wild-card, or just the Ace Of Spades...

      wouldve been great if this guy got elected instead of clinton or bush (W)...right now i just wish Harry Truman was still alive

    • HypoLuxaHermesPan
      HypoLuxaHermesPan 2008-11-19T10:44:57Z says:

      I'm counting the days til this site is shut down with fools like you preaching assassination. Better hope the Feds don't track your IPs and nab you for threats against the POTUS.

    • fries-please
      fries-please 2008-11-19T10:50:47Z says:

      the FBI can track my IP and suck my cock....

    • jimijames
      jimijames 2008-11-19T14:33:37Z says:

      I think Jeff might be doing that for ya.

    • drumrave
      drumrave 2008-11-19T18:18:13Z says:

      The FBI only have jurisdiction in the USA

    • Romeo2000
      Romeo2000 2008-11-19T20:27:15Z says:

      sure drum. the amis would never (randomly) abduct people from other countries to imprison and torture them... lol... ok that's only the cia... as far as we know...

    • vongoebel
      vongoebel 2008-11-20T02:20:25Z says:

      Amis raus!

    • ClaudeBallz
      ClaudeBallz 2008-11-20T04:22:10Z says:

      Sorry, fries, the FBI can't do two things at once.

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2008-11-20T04:33:24Z says:

      or 1

  • -Morph-
    -Morph- 2008-11-19T06:44:06Z says:

    hes such a hypocrite

    • dik
      dik 2008-11-19T06:51:14Z says:

      i've always kind of liked him..you remember when a bunch of american soldiers were taken prisoner in iraq...nobody could convince saddam to let them go...untill jesse jackson flew to iraq and personally met with saddam...then they were released...it was a while back but i'm pretty sure that's how it happened...

    • El_Wanko
      El_Wanko 2008-11-19T12:54:25Z says:

      That's because Jesse is Saddam. He just puts on more black paint when he's in America.

    • jimijames
      jimijames 2008-11-19T14:34:39Z says:

      Fuck me! That has got to be Dik's longest ever post

    • Gottlos
      Gottlos 2008-11-19T18:29:20Z says:

      I noticed that too.

    • ClaudeBallz
      ClaudeBallz 2008-11-20T04:24:32Z says:

      dik, I hope you're being sarcastic. You don't really think it was Jackson's diplomatic prowess, not Saddam's desire to embarrass Bush1 that freed those soldiers...

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2008-11-20T04:34:45Z says:

      JJackson political prowess > GBush political prowess

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2008-11-20T04:36:13Z says:

      My political prowess > JJacksons political prowess.

      & I'm just rude. I'm the lest diplo-fucking-matic person on Earth, almost zero tact.

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2008-11-20T04:38:32Z says:

      Israel Palestine peace talks.

      Me: So what the fuck is your problem with him?
      ...why?
      ....is it really THAT big of a deal?
      .....if you ask me, I think you just being childish.

    • possum
      possum 2008-11-20T04:52:18Z says:

      IRA England peace talks.

      Me:So what the fuck is your problem with him?
      ...why?
      ...is it really THAT big of a deal?
      ....if you ask me, i think you just being childish.

  • DoubleTake
    DoubleTake 2008-11-19T07:01:15Z says:

    It must have been a bitter pill to swallow that a relatively unknown Obama made such a huge impact in a positive way, with a positive message and in such a short period of time.
    Jesse is feeling a bit obsolete these days. Boohoo.

    • jqh88
      jqh88 2008-11-19T07:10:01Z says:

      I'm sure he's had a lot of experience swallowing though.

    • El_Wanko
      El_Wanko 2008-11-19T12:54:48Z says:

      HIV positive!

  • jqh88
    jqh88 2008-11-19T07:03:19Z says:

    Jesse: "yeah, but I bet I still have a larger penis."

    • vongoebel
      vongoebel 2008-11-20T04:05:45Z says:

      Obama: "Yeah but you still look like E.T. with a fucking moustache".

  • abortedjesus
    abortedjesus 2008-11-19T08:35:12Z says:

    Now with a black man on top I need to find new bullshit.... NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

  • Oranjeboom
    Oranjeboom 2008-11-19T16:52:02Z says:

    Fugs, Cheeky, Fries?

    I don't see any of you commenting. Is it because you are on 'the list' and looking for new jobs?

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2008-11-19T19:00:34Z says:

      Not on 'the list' yet, but it's got to be said that there's been a huge drop in the number of cars coming in to work. At this rate, I'll probably be looking for work by christmas.

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2008-11-19T19:21:56Z says:

      Feeling the effect of the credit crunch at work then?

    • El_Wanko
      El_Wanko 2008-11-19T19:30:16Z says:

      Hahah, I hope you guys get laid off and can't afford to buy tea or sound really gay.

    • dik
      dik 2008-11-19T19:45:24Z says:

      hahaha

    • dik
      dik 2008-11-19T19:45:42Z says:

      what exactly is "the list"?

    • dik
      dik 2008-11-19T19:46:26Z says:

      you tea-niggers

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2008-11-19T19:46:57Z says:

      The "credit crunch" does not exist. What does exist is a media-hyped kneejerk reaction to a slight downturn in national spending habits. Banks are panicking and foreclosing on 'in profit' businesses, other businesses panic and lay off staff, not because they making losses, but because profits are down on last year. It's like those in power actually want to create a recession.

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2008-11-19T19:53:51Z says:

      First of all El_W, I don't buy tea, secondly, if I get laid off, I'm moving to America.

      Just to annoy you.

    • cheekycov
      cheekycov 2008-11-19T19:55:45Z says:

      AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

      There's a credit crunch? Why didn't anyone tell me?

      I've got to sell my shares!!!!!!

    • earthdiedscreaming
      earthdiedscreaming 2008-11-19T19:57:47Z says:

      "the credit crunch does not exist... slight downturn in national spending habits". You have no idea what you're talking about you fucking ignoramus. You should probably write that on a banner for when you walk along in a socialist parade with a red garbage bag over your head.

    • cheekycov
      cheekycov 2008-11-19T20:01:23Z says:

      I mean, I watch the news. I listen to radio and read the papers. Why didn't I hear about any of this. You would have thought the bbc would have mentioned it every fucking minute of every fucking broadcast on every fucking news bulletin all the fucking time. BASTARDS!

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2008-11-19T20:04:43Z says:

      Its best when adverts use the credit crunch line to sell shit.

      "Is the credit crunch hitting you too? ...buy this!"

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2008-11-19T20:05:08Z says:

      & don't tell dik about 'the list'

    • cheekycov
      cheekycov 2008-11-19T20:06:09Z says:

      1st rule of the list is don't talk about the list Oranje

    • cheekycov
      cheekycov 2008-11-19T20:07:20Z says:

      Not hitting yet Oranje but I know a number of people who will be canceling their sky subscription by the end of December.

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2008-11-19T20:09:46Z says:

      Since the banks are so skint, I'm surprised they haven't tried to tap me up for the £2000 student account overdraft I'm yet to pay off.

    • dik
      dik 2008-11-19T20:10:27Z says:

      aaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!
      *explodes

    • cheekycov
      cheekycov 2008-11-19T20:10:56Z says:

      A couple of them are bankers...fuck 'em

    • dik
      dik 2008-11-19T20:11:21Z says:

      ^that might have been an overreaction on my part there...sorry englishpeople...so what's the list?

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2008-11-19T20:14:06Z says:

      The list is quit esoteric since links to it keep getting removed from the web.

      Even wikileaks removed it & they have military/spy/government/big business shit on there.

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2008-11-19T20:20:11Z says:

      The only thing causing trouble is panic. There was a company near me that was making profit and had paid off over 90% of its overdraft and was on course to pay up by chrsitmas. The bank, in its wisdom, decided to call in the debt. Said company is now dead, no more business for the bank, no staff getting wages paid into the bank. I don't know what logic they use, but every time they close another company, it means there are more people without money. The banks announced 6000 job losses this week, that means an awful lot more unpaid mortgages, loans credit cards, not to mention 6000 fewer wages being spent on everything else in life.

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2008-11-19T20:26:25Z says:

      The face of capitalism.

    • cheekycov
      cheekycov 2008-11-19T20:26:49Z says:

      1ST RULE ORANJE!

    • El_Wanko
      El_Wanko 2008-11-19T21:02:49Z says:

      Hahah Fugs I moved to Canada before all this shit started going down. I don't want to be anywhere near the US when the shoe really drops. I sold all my US stocks a year and a half ago and people said I was a stupid fuck. Then this spring I sold all my Canadian stocks and canucksters said I was a stupid fuck.

      Panic isn't a problem. Panic doesn't happen with a sound system, and if it does, it can't take down a sound system. That's the whole point of a sound system. It's kinda the opposite of this house-of-cards bullshit that they're trying to save. Trillions of dollars are disappearing because THEY DIDN'T EXIST IN THE FIRST PLACE. People forgot that and they thought it was real money their house was priced in, real money their banks had loaned them, and real money inflating stock prices and making them feel rich. Now they're finding out it wasn't but they're still too stupid to understand it.

    • El_Wanko
      El_Wanko 2008-11-19T21:08:30Z says:

      Actually I know a business owner in the US who had a 200k business loan that was paid back monthly through that automatic debit shit. Last month the bank decided, fuck it, and just autodebited 150k (they tried to take the whole 200k, but there weren't enough funds in the account.)

      A condition of business loans is that they can basically call 'em at any time. Same deal with these new mortgages that they're pushing (the kind where mortgage is also your checking account), which are basically just lines of credit.

    • El_Wanko
      El_Wanko 2008-11-19T21:14:36Z says:

      For dik:

      http://www.guardian.co.uk/politics/
      2008/nov/18/bnp-membership-list-leak

    • cheekycov
      cheekycov 2008-11-19T21:22:32Z says:

      DAMN IT WANKO!

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2008-11-19T21:34:22Z says:

      That articles too long. Can someone sum it up for me? I'm a busy man.

    • cheekycov
      cheekycov 2008-11-19T21:37:11Z says:

      *Urgently scans the list*

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2008-11-19T21:37:34Z says:

      Nob!

    • cheekycov
      cheekycov 2008-11-19T21:38:09Z says:

      To sum it up....


      Irish is gay.

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2008-11-19T21:43:18Z says:

      1rish, you dumb fuck. You can just read the first paragraph.

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2008-11-19T21:43:21Z says:

      It doesn't say that.

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2008-11-19T21:49:32Z says:

      I read the first paragraph and I believe the list is full of people who agree that the English need to thank America for saving them from the Germans.

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2008-11-19T21:49:40Z says:

      Its a really long list.

    • cheekycov
      cheekycov 2008-11-19T21:51:45Z says:

      I think it's a list of people who think that they'd rather not have had America intervene.

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2008-11-19T21:55:55Z says:

      In other words its a list of people who would rather speak German?

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2008-11-19T21:57:11Z says:

      It does say Irish is gay

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2008-11-19T22:01:34Z says:

      How many times 'rish? The Germans would NOT have invaded Britain, regardless of America joining the war.

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2008-11-19T22:02:48Z says:

      fraid so

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2008-11-19T22:04:39Z says:

      Russia > US

    • cheekycov
      cheekycov 2008-11-19T22:05:09Z says:

      It also says Irish's teeth look like Shane McGowans.

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2008-11-19T22:11:48Z says:

      * Great Britain > Russia > US

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2008-11-19T22:31:47Z says:

      This is tearing us apart! Can't we all just get along? Look at it this way, it is fair to say that I am typical of a large part of America, good looking, smart, well off. You guys are typical of a large part of England, dumb, shitty dental hygiene, and gay. It is also fair to say that I could beat hell out of all three of you sissys at the same time. Now bearing that in mind, its easy to see that we were much better equipted to fight of the Germans and you guys were cowering on your knees before we showed up. Now please, can we just drop this?

    • Best-comment-winner-is...
      Best-comment-winner-is... 2008-11-19T22:35:33Z says:

      damn you oranje!!

    • cheekycov
      cheekycov 2008-11-19T22:55:31Z says:

      Ha ha ha ha ha! You're a funny gap toothed mother fucker Irish.

    • Best-comment-winner-is...
      Best-comment-winner-is... 2008-11-19T23:02:17Z says:

      hahaha...he has a bit of a whistle when he talks???

    • cheekycov
      cheekycov 2008-11-19T23:07:56Z says:

      shhhuurre doesh

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2008-11-19T23:49:55Z says:

      Stupidly funny, not witty funny.

    • dik
      dik 2008-11-19T23:58:42Z says:

      cheeky i thought sean connery typed that

    • cheekycov
      cheekycov 2008-11-20T00:08:04Z says:

      but of courshe

    • dik
      dik 2008-11-20T00:17:13Z says:

      shplendid shir

    • cheekycov
      cheekycov 2008-11-20T00:33:59Z says:

      Shocking! Poshitively shocking!

    • dik
      dik 2008-11-20T01:01:20Z says:

      Thish... could get shilly

    • cheekycov
      cheekycov 2008-11-20T01:19:24Z says:

      A martini. Shaken, not shtirred

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2008-11-20T02:28:46Z says:

      Awful accshentsh!

    • Dislexyc
      Dislexyc 2008-11-20T02:51:39Z says:

      FEDERAL RESERVE BAILOUTS =

      Private Owned Non Existent Capitol being Handed Out To Own Business And Debt...


      Zeitgeistmovie.com

      look for the adendum about fractional banking as dictated by "Modern Money Mechanics" aswell.

    • Dislexyc
      Dislexyc 2008-11-20T02:54:48Z says:

      Oh Shit, and Irish... You fucking spaztic tard. War = Private Money Gains... only reason USA got involved. Now if you read this i know you'll say, "The Japanese, The Japanese." Well guess what shit stain, the good 'ol US of A saw a sub and fired on it, so they fired back 1.5 days later...


      HISTORY! Learn the real one.

    • jamiee1869
      jamiee1869 2008-11-20T03:19:06Z says:

      itsh Shcotish

    • jamiee1869
      jamiee1869 2008-11-20T03:24:28Z says:

      oopsh, shoulda refreshed

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2008-11-20T04:01:04Z says:

      haha

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2008-11-20T07:18:46Z says:

      Dislexyc, do you honestly think any one cares what you have to say?

    • El_Wanko
      El_Wanko 2008-11-20T16:21:41Z says:

      Even if there was no war, they should have nuked Japan.

  • hotrod54chevy
    hotrod54chevy 2008-11-20T02:07:55Z says:

    if you listen to the radio, jesse wants to take obama's place in the senate

    • vongoebel
      vongoebel 2008-11-20T02:17:56Z says:

      If you listen to a shell you can hear the ocean, but no one gives a fuck about that either.

  • Brembo66
    Brembo66 2008-11-20T03:57:50Z says:

    Jesse who?

DoubleC
posted November 19, 2008

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