The Venus 2

Comments to The Venus 2

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  c00k13puss 2006-12-11T06:17:36Z says:

  haha.. intense testicle shaking..
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  supernova 2006-12-11T08:05:54Z says:

  I am both curious and repulsed. And curious. Wow!
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  Bezerker_0 2006-12-11T08:22:00Z says:

  Was that last bit REALLY nessary? And refunds?? Oh lord...
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  rabid_chihuahua 2006-12-11T08:41:39Z says:

  Ew ew ew, a "reconditioning fee". I guess that sounds better than "a fee to clean out your dried up jizz that is jamming the mechanisim up".

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    Bumfuckio 2006-12-11T12:34:26Z says:

    my thoughts exactly.
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  hgrr2.0 2006-12-11T08:58:37Z says:

  seems like too much work as opposed to just using your han.. I mean girlfriend, yeah.....

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    slagtime 2006-12-13T07:45:22Z says:

    remember...you don't need a partner!
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  keefbox 2006-12-11T09:09:30Z says:

  im really into the 'anti-gravity capability'
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  Mako 2006-12-11T14:14:06Z says:

  That thing really sucks.
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  SBD 2006-12-11T14:46:16Z says:

  I need to re write my letter to santa claus...
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  deGustibus 2006-12-11T15:11:43Z says:

  "anywhere, anytime"?? I don't think they would appreciate this at the supermarket.

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    rabid_chihuahua 2006-12-11T19:22:41Z says:

    Heh I was thinking of someone using it at church. "HALLALUJA BROTHA!"
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    El_Wanko 2006-12-11T23:33:49Z says:

    Wouldn't it be classier than just whacking it at church. I mean, at least you keep your hands free to do other shit.
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  SNIKT 2006-12-11T16:30:41Z says:

  That means that, somewhere, someone is using a "reconditioned" one.

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    Chodogg 2006-12-18T09:08:48Z says:

    hahahah
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  sadoka 2006-12-11T16:47:57Z says:

  did he start bleading in the end
  of the video ? mbi i get me one
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  Hogmaster 2006-12-11T17:05:05Z says:

  holy crap! now i know what i'm getting my mom for xmas!!
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  r3db4r0n 2006-12-11T18:42:56Z says:

  holy christ 400 strokes a minute...Thats pretty much twice as fast as any human being would ever normally experience...

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    yak 2006-12-11T22:03:39Z says:

    thats almost 7 faps a SECOND.............
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    Abe_Washingtun 2006-12-12T01:04:23Z says:

    needless to say i lol'd
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  macaroo 2006-12-11T21:17:38Z says:

  I'll just use my fleshlight....thank you!!
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  Archman 2006-12-11T22:14:50Z says:

  Wow, that music really set the mood.
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  Pantera8721 2006-12-11T23:13:36Z says:

  was it me or does it look like his dick waving alittle crazy there.....
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  avatar_ignis 2006-12-11T23:54:49Z says:

  Reminds me of that one animated "Heavy Metal" movie where the guy could pay a little for a fish or alot of a fancy machine to bone
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  rucifee 2006-12-12T02:07:01Z says:

  ohh, made in the usa, that makes it not creepy
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  Corporal_Punishment 2006-12-12T03:19:09Z says:

  Why in the hell don't they get someone with at least a decent sized cock? Judging by the size of that thing, mine wouldn't fit!

  I'm not King Dong or anything, but I'm not 6" either....

  and Macaroo...do you have any feedback on the fleshlight? Those holes look like pencil holes...I don't get it!

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    yak 2006-12-12T03:51:04Z says:

    my favorite thing is when guys talk about the size of their wang and how massive, yet not massive it is, next favorite would be the phrase 'i don't hate gay people, and i'm not homophobic, as long as they don't try to hit on or have sex with me'
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  Hogmaster 2006-12-12T20:22:45Z says:

  bah... my massive 3 inches would never fit in there!
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  helter-skelter 2008-06-09T00:55:17Z says:

  full two yr. warrenty... most marriages dont last that long..