The Volkwagen Fapper
I think her name is marketa... But who the hell cares... I know i dont.
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Comments to The Volkwagen Fapper
Bitch likes her horn music, I guess.
a cop could give her a ticket for not wearing a seat belt or fapping under the influence
"Sex in an uncomfortable place."
"What, like the backseat of a Volkswagen?"
haha... mallrats is it?
yes. that was used to refer to annal sex in the movie.
What does annal sex feel like, fourhundred?
What a spacious interior... I'm surprised by the car too.
It's all leather.
Like your dildo, except the car isn't covered in shit.
Well, that's the last time I'll let you borrow anything!
It's allright. You've got plenty of spares.
You been digging in my drawers again?
The only digging in your drawers is all the crabs gathered around your wee willy.
Jealous you're not the king crab anymore, eh?
he'll always be my king
Where's my crown?
Around Dik's dick, apparently
gaaaaay
try.www.gaymen.com
Whew, you said it!
fag
pwned
He is seriously gay. And a homo to boot.
LOL! Coming from these two.
LOL! You are a chutney ferret.
Would you quit with the racist shit.
Probably not.
Thought so. Racist.
Haha. Ok then. Go die.
am i the only one that wants to cum in his hat?
I want to cum in his hat too. Maybe we can all three cum in his hat at the same time.
My hat looks like Henry's mouth to you?
I'd rather cum in his ear.
too late i came
Where? In his hat? Eyebrow? Forehead?
My hat. Thought it was pigeon squat. Time for a new hat.
Time for a new personality. Your current one sucks.
Hahaha, YOU are going to pontificate about personality? LOL!
Haha! YOU suck! LOL!
Sniff... I actually feel a little sorry for you.
Make sure you rinse off that leather dildo before you give it to Dik.
You keep digging your hole deeper. You are a complete and utter douche. No redeeming qualities. No friends. Nothing. Just go ahead and die now.
Wahhhh! Henry, you are no match for me. Remember that.
You are a big pussy. These kinda battles only take wit and endurance. Both of which I outclass you on, pussy.
Endurance,yep, you got that. Can't stop. Won't stop. Yada yada yada I'm not a racist yada yada.
.I'll handle the vulgarity ..not on your hat fag ..in your hat...in it
Fuck off you troll. You can't name one time I've been racist on this site....so you talk shit.
AverageSnail is a cum sucking, ass fucking, corn shit eating, dirty ass licking, disgusting wet piece of soggy shit.
hot
Tell you what, Dik, since you love my hat so much I'll send it to you. It's ferret fur ya know.
Henry, actions speak louder than words. In this case your incessant spewing off about racism. By your own admission you claim to do that more than anyone else here! Case closed.
Jesus, could you make more sense, you fucking coal miner? You are clearly a trolling moron. The only time I spewed any racist shit was when I said, "Get this dirty, old Jew bitch off of my nuts." when your grammy just wouldn't let go. Well, sorry, but fuck the old bitch.
Do you not understand plain English?
Do you understand it? Here's one for you in very simple English.
Show me one place where I was a racist.
Actions.
Louder.
Than.
Words.
there are only word here noob
Hahah. Fag. You've got nothing.
<roll eyes> Imperfect, but maybe Biblespeak works better with you two: He that is without sin, let him cast the first stone.
In the case of Henry it would be an avalanche.
You are like a fart in the wind.
Well, a flying fart is better than a lying shit.
Phony. Racist.
Whatever loser, you can't show one racist thing said by me. You seem to be the one the obsession, not me.
Obsession? Who said anything about obsession. You're the one going apeshit after I called you on your phony racial piousness
Haha. Weak. You can't show anything racist said by me, so you continue your same old bullshit.
If you can't say anything new, then you can have this thread to yourself, loser. I'm out. You can tell lies to yourself.
That same old bullshit obviously hit a raw nerve. See you at your next ass-smacking.
Hank called me a honkey ass cracker once.
Are you, 'rish?
Hank's not a racist, closet or otherwise but do go on lol. Oh and I think you may want to add a "below" in front of your name.
The only thing below is you on your knees licking Henry's rim.
I'm a racist,I hate everyone,you could die right now,I wouldn't care,I would just be thankful I have more air to breath...
averagemalegenital says:I HATE SPANKCHINAFORME,oh shit,that makes me a racist,sorry my bad...
Quite a quality fan club you got here, Henry.
Cutter, hating everyone doesn't make you a racist. You have to not hate at least one group. Otherwise, you're just an asshole.
Averagefail and Tiredgay should stop pretending and get a room already...
A Mucho match if ever there was one.
god it keeps going and going. Do I feel honoured that I started it?
AverageQuail is a small, ground dwelling turd capable of short, vapid bursts of trite.
And Henry is a big fat phony capable of short rapid bursts of gas.
Roland, have you ever considered writing professionally? Your stuff is so...original.
AverageQuail, you are not witty. It's as if your wit was whittled until very, very little. To wit, you're less than a half-wit.
Witless even.
i like turtles!
first
Hate rocks!
dik says: "
am i the only one that wants to cum in his hat?"
You Broke Back Mountain Kill-a-man-jaro FAGGOT!
MexicanFellopathia, go back to having sex with yourself in the bathroom with the water running so your mom doesn't hear. This is grown-up time.
"grown-up time" is that what your father called it when he was fucking you in the bathroom with the water on so your mommy wouldnt hear? You fail at life. Kill yourself please. Thank you!
It's what I call it when I'm fucking your mommy with the water on so she can't hear your daddy kill himself because of the huge failure you are. You're welcome.
It's nice to hear your life story. Now I dont have to wait for it to come on lifetime.
Pretty soon your boyfriend is going to cut off your internet service because you are neglecting his cock.
You speak from experience. Pretty soon your time on the library computer will be up and it's back to the train station begging for quarters. If you werent such a douche I might feel sorry for you.
I'll be here long after you are gone, alley cat fucker.
love her freckle near her asshole its cute
You sure that's a freckle?
You robbed a sperm bank Because you're a cum guzzling fag
You love cum, don't you TextualisEncephalopathy? The only problem is your too lazy to work and too dumb to steal. So, you beg for your cum on the street taking any and all donations. Open wide now, bitch.
You are offering me cum, firther proof that you are a pink triangle. Throw yourself in an oven you invalid!
*further
I wouldn't offer you dog shit if it was stuck on my shoe, you disgusting gutter trash.
You beg for cum on the streets, because you gotta feed the need! Faggot.
I get it now! I couldnt figure out why you were following me around trying to suck my dick. Now I see you are defending your boyfriend dik. Now it makes sense why you would start shit with me for no reason. Stand up for your man! You go girl!
Oh, did I start up with you for no reason? You pussy! Waaah! Quit crying, you goddamn baby!
It's because you suck and you stink up the site with your putrefaction. The sooner you are gone the better.
I guess you are too dumb to realize I am only still here because you keep taking shots at me. As soon as you shut the fuck up I will move on to the next fag!
So you ARE looking for trade. Fuck off shitstain.
He is ALWAYS looking for the next fag.
she pretty damn hot. a few more burgers and shes perfect.
whats that music ? is it a polka or something ?
didnt know assholes had beauty spots....how privaleged is she. wtf cafe music in the bakround?
Sure they do. Take a close look at Hank's passport picture.
Let's see your pic, dick. I'm sure it's mucho worthy.
Why would anyone do a stupid-ass thing like that?
I knew you were a pussy. You smell like tuna fish sandwhich and refuse to make eye contact with other people.
What a sissy. Pathetic.
Get a job, a decent high-paying one. Then we'll talk about refusing to make eye-contact with people and see who the sissy is "HankChinaski."
subparfemale, Hank would look you in the eye then rip your balls off.
Doubtful. Talk is cheap. Which is great since Hank is poor.
We'll talk about whatever I want to talk about, whenever I want to talk about it, bitch.
Hey girly, you steal panties from the laundromat and wear them don't you? But, they're not sexy after you leave all those skid marks in them, are they "averagemale"?
You little wussy punk ass bitch. Your life is filled with fear. How extremely WEAK.
Weak! What a panty stealer.
isn't it funny hank that the people that say people that have submitted pics are ugly or whatever just dont seem to have the fucking balls to submit one....irish for example
you're doing an awful lot of taking aveagemale...you're boring..step it up a notch or i'll mix my sperm with hanks in your hat...
*talking
remember who the important members are here.....haha ..members
Yeah, he's not really holding up his end, is he?
i'm getting used to being let down by noobs
averagemale<noob
sub-noob
Just so you noobs know, there used to be "important members" here long before you anointed yourselves. You remember any of them? I don't either.
averagemale < stan's butthole
averagemale would love to be anointed by our members.
averagemale < my member
O-o-old, Calamari. You're like regurgitating what Dik put out.
important members? all of our members are important
wow, i seriously couldn't type that with a straight face.
OK. I'll buy a T-shirt now.
You will still look like a fag in it.
pssst, yak! don't tell deja i still haven't bought one..
>_>
<_<
i will though, i will..
Irish, if the shelter you live in takes packages I'll buy you one, too.
lol
buy me one, you pedo!
He only buys children.
Yak, do the T-shirts come in kid sizes for Vic & Hank?
Is that what you named the kids you pay for sex? How sweet.
P.S. Yak is not gonna help you, pussy. You gotta sink or swim on your own.
LOL Bozo, I'm not the one trying to talk that army of clowns into fighting the "real enemy."
LOL. I fucked you up yesterday, Krusty. You ain't bringing shit to the table except your big red nose.
I've been waiting for your sorry as to show up, so I'd have something to do.
You are slower than snails fucking.
Wouldn't it be great if you got paid for all work?
*that work
Wouldn't it be great if you got paid for all the cocks you choke on and booty holes you lick out?
Hell, I'm just kidding. I really admire a guy like you that volunteers in his spare time.
the smell of stinky snatch will never come out of those seats. i wonder if its for sale.
idiot
^you just want to bring him off his plan so you can buy it.
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