The world according to Americans

Comments to The world according to Americans

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  Ic3man 2009-09-21T04:08:02Z says:

  yeah that's about right. you forgot cuba and the dominican they make our cigars

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    Mako 2009-09-21T04:25:05Z says:

    Yeah, that's a good point, but otherwise I'd say this is 99% correct.
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    mamer 2009-09-21T04:32:18Z says:

    you do know cuban cigarrs are illegal in america right
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    Steven_Seagull 2009-09-21T04:33:26Z says:

    there should also be a small circle with "cars" written in it in the center of western europe.
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    HankChinaski 2009-09-21T04:40:21Z says:

    Japan is in East Asia.
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    Broking37 2009-09-21T04:52:59Z says:

    But BMW, Audi, Mercedes, Ashton Martin, Lamborghini, Porsche,and Volkswagen are all in Europe.
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    Steven_Seagull 2009-09-21T05:17:11Z says:

    ^xaggly
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    sergeant-taco 2009-09-21T09:09:16Z says:

    Yeah because I'm sure that someone from mucho drives one of those.
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    HankChinaski 2009-09-21T11:21:59Z says:

    Maybe Volkswagen.
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    elchris 2009-09-21T15:05:20Z says:

    i drive the colest car in mucho, let me tell ya
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    MrFugsmucker 2009-09-21T18:14:14Z says:

    No you don't, I do.
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    fries-please 2009-09-21T18:28:58Z says:

    i think you'll find that it's me that does
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    1rish1 2009-09-21T18:31:03Z says:

    I just drove my F150 through a flashflood. It was really badass so my truck is the coolest right now.
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    MrFugsmucker 2009-09-21T18:34:33Z says:

    Nope, mine is.
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    1rish1 2009-09-21T18:43:41Z says:

    I've seen the gay ass cars you tea niggers have. My truck is the shit.
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    fries-please 2009-09-21T18:48:03Z says:

    those montrousitys you americans have are straighter then their owners
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    MrFugsmucker 2009-09-21T19:00:09Z says:

    Nope, my car is cooler than a penguin's ass.
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    1rish1 2009-09-21T19:02:45Z says:

    Dude, F150, floodwaters, enough said.
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    MrFugsmucker 2009-09-21T19:18:52Z says:

    Floodwaters? pffft.
    
    
    Beetles float, F150s don't.
    
    Nuff said.
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    1rish1 2009-09-21T19:20:28Z says:

    You consider that a good point?
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    MrFugsmucker 2009-09-21T19:24:27Z says:

    In a flood, I'd consider that a very good point...
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    cheekycov 2009-09-21T19:28:25Z says:

    Ford F150's are the reason Ford are in such good shape.
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    Oranjeboom 2009-09-21T21:40:38Z says:

    F150
    
    For the man who has a really small penis.
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    fries-please 2009-09-21T22:02:39Z says:

    that goes without saying for 1rish1
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    1rish1 2009-09-22T01:08:29Z says:

    F150
    
    For the man who has to get shit done.
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    dwhill05 2009-09-22T01:18:56Z says:

    i have an F150 but i also live where road maintenance is a forgotten science so its kind of necessary unless you like constant auto repairs from rough roads
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    elchris 2009-09-22T02:52:17Z says:

    soft top wrangler, 35 inch mtrs, winch snorkel all that shit
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    naggo 2009-09-22T23:01:33Z says:

    go fuck all of you, i drive a simson s51 moped. it is classified as a hunting-weapon
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    cheekycov 2009-09-22T23:04:26Z says:

    F150

    For the man who has to get shit in one cup
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  possum 2009-09-21T04:21:46Z says:

  *waits quietly for "the world according to swedish hermits"*

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    HankChinaski 2009-09-21T04:41:24Z says:

    *tea swilling English nonces
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    MrFugsmucker 2009-09-21T18:16:44Z says:

    Just as well I don't drink tea, otherwise I might have thought you were including me.
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    cheekycov 2009-09-21T19:27:34Z says:

    Swilling is for those nonces in the far east
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  dwhill05 2009-09-21T04:30:47Z says:

  sounds about right, but there should definitely be a 'weed comes from here' on south america as well

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    sirtokesalot 2009-09-21T05:59:16Z says:

    your weed doesn't come from all the way from south america dumb ass
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    sirtokesalot 2009-09-21T06:01:03Z says:

    yeah, I see it...1 too many "froms". fail indeed
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    jerkaholik 2009-09-21T12:45:07Z says:

    your weed sucks
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    elchris 2009-09-21T15:06:01Z says:

    should say coke
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    dwhill05 2009-09-22T01:15:30Z says:

    "my weed"? sorry, not a dope head like most of the rest of the fuckers here. and quit talking out your ass like you know what the fuck you are talking about, it shows how stupid you are
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    HankChinaski 2009-09-22T09:16:35Z says:

    "Dope head"?
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    jerkaholik 2009-09-22T15:13:48Z says:

    i live in europe. i definitely can say that weed in america sucks.
    and if you aren't smoking it, then why mentioning it?
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    HankChinaski 2009-09-22T15:23:56Z says:

    Not all American weed sucks, dude.
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    jerkaholik 2009-09-22T15:28:45Z says:

    ok. there are some exceptions. but there is also some more that good weed in europe. when looking on the average europe still wins by far. so its legitime to say that american weed sucks.
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    Oranjeboom 2009-09-22T15:38:00Z says:

    Don't mention the war
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    HankChinaski 2009-09-22T15:46:55Z says:

    I doubt it. There is plenty of good weed in America. You probably only smoked compressed Mexican schwag in the states.
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    jerkaholik 2009-09-22T15:55:56Z says:

    hmm..maybe it varies from state to state..just like france in europe. there nearly isn't any weed. they only smoke piece.
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  drumrave 2009-09-21T04:55:46Z says:

  I can't read this shit right now
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  DickNixonJr 2009-09-21T05:48:35Z says:

  Meh
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  The*Wu 2009-09-21T06:02:29Z says:

  Im still waiting to hear something that would make me give a fuck about another country. Funny how that never comes up.

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    HankChinaski 2009-09-21T11:23:37Z says:

    I'm still waiting for you to say something to convince me you're not an idiot.
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    para-bellum 2009-09-22T20:11:14Z says:

    Even funnier how Hank's still waiting...
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  SendMoreCops 2009-09-21T07:04:41Z says:

  Seems about right.
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  Romeo2000 2009-09-21T07:32:40Z says:

  see? you'll still need to come to europe to get some good pussy!
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  cold 2009-09-21T07:33:30Z says:

  YAY SANTA!
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  SNIKT 2009-09-21T13:20:05Z says:

  Not completely true. I work in one of the few call centers that hasn't been moved overseas. Yet.

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    ClaudeBallz 2009-09-21T22:49:19Z says:

    So how is Kentucky?
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    SNIKT 2009-09-22T13:08:58Z says:

    Wouldn't know, I'm in northern Illinois. On an annoying note, I just found out that they fired all of the RTAs at work and moved their jobs to a center in Guatamala. I might have to move to Kentucky.
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  hotshot 2009-09-21T15:14:19Z says:

  This is what the world looks like according to most of the world. Hence the urge to make this in the first place.

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    elchris 2009-09-21T15:21:22Z says:

    ehhh...nooooooooo
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  dik 2009-09-21T16:51:01Z says:

  funny..because it's kinda true
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  MrFugsmucker 2009-09-21T21:25:48Z says:

  If this was true it would have America marked, and the rest of the world would have question marks on it.

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    Oranjeboom 2009-09-21T21:38:17Z says:

    Fucking HA!
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    fries-please 2009-09-21T22:04:59Z says:

    Yes ! that just happened america
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  zamaestro 2009-09-22T00:08:30Z says:

  Funny, because we do still rule like that. Though Obama/Reid/Pelosi may succeed in making us Europe 2.0.
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  Ardeau 2009-09-22T00:37:24Z says:

  Santa's country is Finland.
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  AquaLunaTik 2009-09-22T00:38:35Z says:

  This map was drawn by a 4 year old( I am not reading all this shit ) but South America is the major coke supplier .

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    Mako 2009-09-22T02:54:27Z says:

    OH MY GOD, REALLY??