They make 'em big in Texas!

Comments to They make 'em big in Texas!

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  georgeorg 2007-07-01T05:05:28Z says:

  its official, pigtails make you look even stupider than you are.

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    Arsefacer 2007-07-01T05:55:27Z says:

    Maybe, but few things are better than a stupid girl with convenient handles on her head.
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    -Morph- 2007-07-01T06:49:17Z says:

    pigtails are the greatest invention ever! they make almost any girl look cuter.
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    Dirty.fucking.scoundrel 2007-07-01T07:54:54Z says:

    Pigtails are not only hot, but serve as a handlebar stabling device when they suck your cock.
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    smerf 2007-07-01T08:12:32Z says:

    What do you call a blond with pigtails? A blow job with handlebars.
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    MrJeremy 2007-07-03T23:44:49Z says:

    Pigtails, the sexiest haircut on any girl.
    PS
    BooBs
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  toastieman 2007-07-01T05:40:58Z says:

  "And the first thing I'm gonna do, is peel the M&Ms."

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    Gottalovejaps 2007-07-01T07:40:26Z says:

    You have NO idea how hard that is
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    DickNixonJr 2007-07-01T17:13:04Z says:

    i do. i tried and ended up throwing them. than eating them.
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  Arsefacer 2007-07-01T05:53:30Z says:

  She better be makin' those cookies for me..
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  IDrinkAnalFluid 2007-07-01T06:13:01Z says:

  Can I get some breast milk in that?

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    AryanVegetarian 2007-07-01T07:28:38Z says:

    I can provide her with some milk too.
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  master-zebulon 2007-07-01T08:08:24Z says:

  FAKE

  you could tell the oven wasnt even on
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  smerf 2007-07-01T08:13:09Z says:

  Come to think of it, the girl I got my first blowjob from was a big titted blond from Texas. Not as good looking as this one, though.

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    Arsefacer 2007-07-01T08:30:12Z says:

    Was her name Melissa? Or are there a bunch of these Texan chicks suckin' guys off?
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    bangbangboogie 2007-07-01T16:00:41Z says:

    yes. lots of 'em.
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    smerf 2007-07-01T18:18:20Z says:

    Nah, her name Elizabeth. She was from Texas, but had moved up her a few years before.
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    smerf 2007-07-01T18:19:51Z says:

    *here
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  SweatyPete 2007-07-01T12:48:05Z says:

  Pause the movie right at 0:39 and look at her expression. "Wow... it's so big..."
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  hotshot 2007-07-01T14:49:47Z says:

  this is a real cooking show down in texas. she was so embarasssed to find out about the nip slip after it happened. it was a huge deal and caused an uproar among the senior community.

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    Quick_draw21 2007-07-02T03:32:50Z says:

    Im pretty sure most stations tape tape things in advance...
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  Leela27 2007-07-01T15:01:25Z says:

  " Handle bars"!!!! ok now i know why pigtails are always going to be in style.

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    smerf 2007-07-01T18:20:01Z says:

    You know what's also in style? Reply buttons.
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  KoolKidsKlub 2007-07-01T22:48:03Z says:

  This would have been truly satisfying if the cookie monster had some part in it...poor bastard...I heard they replaced him with the carrot monster or some bs on Sesame Street.
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  OhSnap 2007-07-02T03:52:35Z says:

  alright... who the fuck stirs cookie batter with a whisk???

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    girlslaughingatyou 2007-07-02T07:06:04Z says:

    Twits like this from Texas?

    Don't mess with Texas!! (it's not nice to pick on retards)
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    OhSnap 2007-07-02T15:36:44Z says:

    her mother should have taught her how to bake... and maybe not to take clothes off for money too.
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    lyra88 2007-07-05T20:46:02Z says:

    the question is will you take your clothes off for money
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  Plantshit 2007-07-02T04:18:22Z says:

  i dont get whats muchosucko with this video...is the cake made of shit and baking soda or something ?
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  Corporal_Punishment 2007-07-02T19:54:33Z says:

  This is so hot. Nothing sexier than a woman in the kitchen...makin something good to eat...looking sexier than all the ugly bitches you poor fucks have in your beds....lol
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  ledzeppelin 2007-07-03T07:07:06Z says:

  she sure has some big tits!