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This Is Why Duke Sucks

If you hate Duke as much as I do you will enjoy this. GO HEELS

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Comments to This Is Why Duke Sucks

  • Dragon-avatarsmall
    -Morph- says:

    HAHAHA that was suproisingly funny.

    and god i hate that fucking song. Rap sure had gone down hill... you know its bad when al lthey do is repeat the same line over and over again and call it a "rap"

    2007-03-22T04:28:31Z
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    This is why basketball sucks. Hockey owns this shit. Intentional punch to the face -> blood = no big deal.

    2007-03-22T04:30:18Z
    • Buuicon

      I never understood why basketball is so popular. There's no intentional contact and the idea of hurling a bouncing ball into a net 10 feet in the air is just lame. Hockey is the best sport ever. The players aren't fags.

      2007-03-22T04:54:22Z
    • 16x16
      greenthang says:

      "The players aren't fags."
      You've obviously never gone to school with those ice hicks. OHL ice dogs are fucking faggots i shit on them

      2007-03-22T05:17:20Z
    • Images

      just because you shit on them, that doesnt make them fags...maybe they are japanese and "into" that sort of thing.....

      2007-03-22T05:45:06Z
    • Headshothumb
      Spallina says:

      Japanese Hockey would be funny to watch at first but then it'd get boring real quick; It's like watching women's basketball... I'm probably the only person here who knows how to use a semicolon; quick, everyone google & wiki!

      2007-03-22T06:28:04Z
    • Bucket

      i like basketball.

      2007-03-22T08:00:21Z
    • Smeratar-4-15-2008
      smerf says:

      Um, yeah... I know how to use a semicolon, too. After all, I is a kollig stoodend.

      2007-03-22T08:18:25Z
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      That's a hell of a claim to fame there, Spallina. Especially since you capitalized after it and therefor used it incorrectly. (Not to mention that the assertion is completely wrong as well.)

      2007-03-22T08:45:21Z
    • Jammy
      bonobo says:

      YES! I found a grammatical error (mis-use of parentheses)! Do I win the pedantic fuck award for the day?
      Make it a peanut. Go on, please; I like peanuts!

      2007-03-22T09:16:50Z
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      There's nothing wrong with my use of parentheses, so no you don't; you win the scheizekopf award.

      2007-03-22T09:27:48Z
    • Jammy
      bonobo says:

      The phrase "mis-use of parentheses" in my comment, when read as intended, was itself contained inside inappropriately used parentheses.

      2007-03-22T09:59:35Z
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      Not really. Yours were fine too (strictly speaking).

      2007-03-22T10:04:29Z
    • Psyops1
      SlapDash says:

      stop it! i'm getting a headache

      2007-03-22T10:14:56Z
    • Jammy
      bonobo says:

      Nope, it was supposed to be a completely independant sentence, thus they are used inappropriately.

      2007-03-22T10:25:10Z
    • Jammy
      bonobo says:

      Actually, I think I'll quit. An hour long argument over two curvy lines is too finicky, even for me!

      2007-03-22T10:42:36Z
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      Yeah, works for me. All I was saying was that your technical usage was fine. If you intended something different, then who am I to argue?

      2007-03-22T11:31:32Z
    • Tinyanusol
      El_Wanko says:

      If I had a camera I could send in a video showing all you fucks how to use a colon.

      Hey, remember the first gay website? C:<enter>. Yeah, that joke never really made sense, but it's funnier now because it's classic.

      2007-03-22T11:54:57Z
    • Headshothumb
      Spallina says:

      lol I knew you queers would get all fired up on that one. Insecurity flows like a river around here.

      2007-03-22T16:30:18Z
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      As do unfounded notions of self-worth and ability. And this empty "my being criticized means YOU are the lame one" elementary school defense tactic.

      2007-03-22T16:53:07Z
    • Texas

      Yeah, if you are going to talk about something not being a pussy sport, way pick one that uses pussy ass pads. Go play rugby, then come talk to me.

      2007-03-22T23:20:58Z
    • Texas
      supernova says:

      Everyone needs to feel wanted.

      2007-03-22T23:27:31Z
    • Bucket

      Let me demonstrate how to use a semicolon properly ====))> ;) <))==== as you can see.. it is a smiley face winking.

      2007-03-23T00:46:02Z
    • Made_in_england

      Is a semicolon the same as half a bottom?

      2007-03-23T00:52:02Z
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      @ Ranger: You clearly have no idea of how fast hockey is. The speed the players move at generate a shitload more momentum than anything an athlete on foot can manage. Then they train how to smear you with a hit. Medieval knights wore armor too; there's usually a reason for it.

      Also, a slapshot can be moving at over 160km/h (100m/h) and is a FROZEN piece of hard rubber. They aren't always so accurate either. A deflected slapshot killed a fan in the stands a few years back, so now they have pussy nets up to protect everyone.

      Then there's the fighting. The league is trying to move away from it, but that's something they seem to try to do every ten years or so. I don't know of any other team sport where fist fighting is a standard part of game play, or where a team will employ a professional goon who specializes in it.

      To finish: I didn't call rugby out for being a pussy sport anyway, so I fail to see your problem.

      2007-03-23T05:00:26Z
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      @ Ranger: You clearly have no idea of how fast hockey is. The speed the players move at generate a shitload more momentum than anything an athlete on foot can manage. Then they train how to smear you with a hit. Medieval knights wore armor too; there's usually a reason for it.

      Also, a slapshot can be moving at over 160km/h (100m/h) and is a FROZEN piece of hard rubber. They aren't always so accurate either. A deflected slapshot killed a fan in the stands a few years back, so now they have pussy nets up to protect everyone.

      Then there's the fighting. The league is trying to move away from it, but that's something they seem to try to do every ten years or so. I don't know of any other team sport where fist fighting is a standard part of game play, or where a team will employ a professional goon who specializes in it.

      To finish: I didn't call rugby out for being a pussy sport anyway, so I fail to see your problem.

      2007-03-23T05:00:27Z
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      Figures this happens to my longest post in ages.

      2007-03-23T05:05:54Z
    • Made_in_england

      Gotta hand it to ya Balls, that is one helluva double post. If you're gonna do it, do it big.

      2007-03-23T20:17:17Z
  • 48x48
    CSSVertigo says:

    i think they all suck

    2007-03-22T05:10:28Z
    • Psyops1
      SlapDash says:

      that's more like it!

      2007-03-22T10:15:15Z
    • 16x16
      oldtimer says:

      Ditto

      2007-03-22T20:44:18Z
  • Texas

    Really? Did they seriously make fun of Duke for having white players when half their points are scored by Hansbourgh who the whitest person to ever play basketball (except for Drew "I'm a skinhead" Nietzel).

    2007-03-22T23:18:46Z
Mike
posted March 22, 2007