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I hope he has his Kryptonite butt plug in.
does that same krypto.. same plug into whatever... cause i'm desperate..
Would you like me to come over?
are you close by hank, i'm in the rio grade valley, come quick, not cum quick don't get confused.. ok...
I'll be right over.
if only hank, i would be waiting here really drunk, show me your kryptonite, PLEASE.....
Why don't you submit a pic, I'll fap to it, and then I'll mail you the cum shot? How's that sound?
nah, man if i were to submit a pic, you would explode.
Why? Are you made of Hanktonite?
well, i am a hanks....
And you always will be Hank's. Now...you know I love you. Go make us some money. (just kidding) Speaking of pimping (perhaps the wrong thread), has anyone read Iceberg Slim?
just kidding about loving me or makin' the money please be specific...
Kidding about making the money. Of course, I love you.
i'm tearing up a little
i knew i'd win you over hanky..
Fuck eHarmony.
i wish i had a kryptonite cross, so i could keep both Dracula AND Superman away.
kryptonite butt plug...haha hilarous ! ;D
so.. what happened between delilah an oranje? i think you have an opponent, hank..
ha what?
nothing@! :\
someones already bust a nut in his eyes
Nobody said it would be easy being Lex Luthors kid.
Little does supes know but the blonde kid has a Kryptonite asshole.
kind of like a kryptonite buttplug? yeah, thought so.
Could any human tolerate supermans sperm? I mean come on, when he cums wouldn't that shoot a hole through your body??
Like a shotgun. The only thing that could save her would be a Kryptonite condom. But that would kill him.
I've heard all this before... what movie is this from?
uh... chasing amy? i cant remember either.
Mallrats, c'mon.
the cookie stand is NOT part of the food court...
I knew it was mallrats or chasing amy couldn't remember though
It's an eatery. All eaterys are part of the food court.
super "bro rape." way to go!
umm... it's ok super i'm practically out. can't remember....um super..
uhh whammy??
wow don't remember typing that..
there are a few things you dont even want to remember trust me ;]
she tossed hanks salad
no wonder hank won't answer my phone calls.
Delilah, with all this Hank flirting, if youâre cute im gonna be pissed offâ¦on principle!
...Im greedy...
and what about me, delilah? i thought we really had something together..? :'( oh shit, wrong person!
He needs some Super K-Y to lube up!
Somehow, your avatar now makes you super-gay.
not gay.. only a pedophile
GooyduckYummy.
Indonesian Tree ManBoys, see what happens when you play too much with Mr. Woodie?
BATGIRL!HERE BATTER.. BATTER.. BATTER...
Oh mySometimes just walking around a porn store is an adventure on its own.
Clowns doing what they do best...Give the lady a hand shes such a trooper!
Vote me for president.I'm going to post pictures of my boobs next.
Trained BitchesCaution...Pull plug outside only
The Brits QuitHow do you spell England?.....Wussie!
Mr. DumbAssWho the fuck does this kinda shit?
When Bee's AttackStingers From Hell
Japanese Casper PornNow this is a friendly ghost! 18+
Jaws XXX - The InseminationWatch jaws as he owns a killer wale! 18+
Insane childrenGive this damn kid a sedative
Pressure PoopGah. 18+
IntermissionThis is a video from when yak and Deja have a little too much to drink.
HILLARY IS A NAZI!hillary duff salutes to her aryan background.
Comments to This looks like a job for....
I hope he has his Kryptonite butt plug in.
does that same krypto.. same plug into whatever... cause i'm desperate..
Would you like me to come over?
are you close by hank, i'm in the rio grade valley, come quick, not cum quick don't get confused.. ok...
I'll be right over.
if only hank, i would be waiting here really drunk, show me your kryptonite, PLEASE.....
Why don't you submit a pic, I'll fap to it, and then I'll mail you the cum shot? How's that sound?
nah, man if i were to submit a pic, you would explode.
Why? Are you made of Hanktonite?
well, i am a hanks....
And you always will be Hank's. Now...you know I love you. Go make us some money. (just kidding)
Speaking of pimping (perhaps the wrong thread), has anyone read Iceberg Slim?
just kidding about loving me or makin' the money please be specific...
Kidding about making the money.
Of course, I love you.
i'm tearing up a little
i knew i'd win you over hanky..
Fuck eHarmony.
i wish i had a kryptonite cross, so i could keep both Dracula AND Superman away.
kryptonite butt plug...haha hilarous ! ;D
so.. what happened between delilah an oranje? i think you have an opponent, hank..
ha what?
nothing@! :\
someones already bust a nut in his eyes
Nobody said it would be easy being Lex Luthors kid.
Little does supes know but the blonde kid has a Kryptonite asshole.
kind of like a kryptonite buttplug? yeah, thought so.
Could any human tolerate supermans sperm? I mean come on, when he cums wouldn't that shoot a hole through your body??
Like a shotgun. The only thing that could save her would be a Kryptonite condom. But that would kill him.
I've heard all this before... what movie is this from?
uh... chasing amy? i cant remember either.
Mallrats, c'mon.
the cookie stand is NOT part of the food court...
I knew it was mallrats or chasing amy couldn't remember though
It's an eatery. All eaterys are part of the food court.
super "bro rape." way to go!
umm... it's ok super i'm practically out. can't remember....um super..
uhh whammy??
wow don't remember typing that..
there are a few things you dont even want to remember trust me ;]
she tossed hanks salad
no wonder hank won't answer my phone calls.
Delilah, with all this Hank flirting, if youâre cute im gonna be pissed offâ¦on principle!
...Im greedy...
and what about me, delilah? i thought we really had something together..? :'(
oh shit, wrong person!
He needs some Super K-Y to lube up!
Somehow, your avatar now makes you super-gay.
not gay.. only a pedophile