This looks like a job for....

Comments to This looks like a job for....

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  Archman 2007-08-18T04:08:34Z says:

  I hope he has his Kryptonite butt plug in.

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    Delilah 2007-08-18T05:48:45Z says:

    does that same krypto.. same plug into whatever... cause i'm desperate..
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    HankChinaski 2007-08-18T06:27:24Z says:

    Would you like me to come over?
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    Delilah 2007-08-18T06:41:58Z says:

    are you close by hank, i'm in the rio grade valley, come quick, not cum quick don't get confused.. ok...
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    HankChinaski 2007-08-18T06:48:38Z says:

    I'll be right over.
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    Delilah 2007-08-18T06:53:49Z says:

    if only hank, i would be waiting here really drunk, show me your kryptonite, PLEASE.....
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    HankChinaski 2007-08-18T06:58:52Z says:

    Why don't you submit a pic, I'll fap to it, and then I'll mail you the cum shot? How's that sound?
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    Delilah 2007-08-18T07:12:52Z says:

    nah, man if i were to submit a pic, you would explode.
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    HankChinaski 2007-08-18T07:29:42Z says:

    Why? Are you made of Hanktonite?
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    Delilah 2007-08-18T07:32:14Z says:

    well, i am a hanks....
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    HankChinaski 2007-08-18T07:41:38Z says:

    And you always will be Hank's. Now...you know I love you. Go make us some money. (just kidding)
    
    Speaking of pimping (perhaps the wrong thread), has anyone read Iceberg Slim?
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    Delilah 2007-08-18T07:48:34Z says:

    just kidding about loving me or makin' the money please be specific...
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    HankChinaski 2007-08-18T08:18:13Z says:

    Kidding about making the money.
    Of course, I love you.
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    dik 2007-08-18T08:57:58Z says:

    i'm tearing up a little
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    Delilah 2007-08-18T09:22:49Z says:

    i knew i'd win you over hanky..
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    Archman 2007-08-18T16:23:41Z says:

    Fuck eHarmony.
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    dik 2007-08-18T16:56:33Z says:

    i wish i had a kryptonite cross, so i could keep both Dracula AND Superman away.
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    Plantshit 2007-08-18T17:51:50Z says:

    kryptonite butt plug...haha hilarous ! ;D
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    Victorious 2007-08-19T22:22:08Z says:

    so.. what happened between delilah an oranje? i think you have an opponent, hank..
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    Oranjeboom 2007-08-19T22:41:58Z says:

    ha what?
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    Victorious 2007-08-19T22:58:56Z says:

    nothing@! :\
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  babyballs 2007-08-18T04:14:32Z says:

  someones already bust a nut in his eyes
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  Apathy 2007-08-18T04:16:50Z says:

  Nobody said it would be easy being Lex Luthors kid.
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  kikia 2007-08-18T04:29:26Z says:

  Little does supes know but the blonde kid has a Kryptonite asshole.

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    Victorious 2007-08-19T22:21:13Z says:

    kind of like a kryptonite buttplug? yeah, thought so.
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  Starrsky 2007-08-18T04:36:37Z says:

  Could any human tolerate supermans sperm? I mean come on, when he cums wouldn't that shoot a hole through your body??

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    Archman 2007-08-18T05:16:08Z says:

    Like a shotgun. The only thing that could save her would be a Kryptonite condom. But that would kill him.
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    1rish1 2007-08-18T05:39:16Z says:

    I've heard all this before... what movie is this from?
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    -Morph- 2007-08-18T08:44:31Z says:

    uh... chasing amy? i cant remember either.
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    Archman 2007-08-18T16:23:57Z says:

    Mallrats, c'mon.
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    thehavenot 2007-08-18T17:28:21Z says:

    the cookie stand is NOT part of the food court...
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    1rish1 2007-08-18T20:39:42Z says:

    I knew it was mallrats or chasing amy couldn't remember though
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    Archman 2007-08-18T22:20:11Z says:

    It's an eatery. All eaterys are part of the food court.
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  K-Billy 2007-08-18T05:22:20Z says:

  super "bro rape." way to go!

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    Delilah 2007-08-18T05:50:49Z says:

    umm... it's ok super i'm practically out. can't remember....um super..
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    dik 2007-08-18T08:58:53Z says:

    uhh whammy??
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    Delilah 2007-08-18T09:24:05Z says:

    wow don't remember typing that..
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    newYorker 2007-08-18T09:28:19Z says:

    there are a few things you dont even want to remember trust me ;]
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    dik 2007-08-18T15:58:41Z says:

    she tossed hanks salad
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    Delilah 2007-08-18T20:46:35Z says:

    no wonder hank won't answer my phone calls.
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    Oranjeboom 2007-08-18T21:01:00Z says:

    Delilah, with all this Hank flirting, if you’re cute im gonna be pissed off…on principle!
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    Oranjeboom 2007-08-18T21:01:31Z says:

    ...Im greedy...
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    Victorious 2007-08-19T22:24:56Z says:

    and what about me, delilah? i thought we really had something together..? :'(
    
    
    
    oh shit, wrong person!
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  deepcow 2007-08-18T13:15:03Z says:

  He needs some Super K-Y to lube up!

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    MrFugsmucker 2007-08-18T22:38:58Z says:

    Somehow, your avatar now makes you super-gay.
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    Victorious 2007-08-19T22:25:32Z says:

    not gay.. only a pedophile