I've lost a finger nail too, but I was only 5 or so at the time, so I barely remember it. My bro lost his when he was... 16? We had to drill a hole through the nail to release pressure --> blood spray in the kitchen.
had my work glove get sucked into a belt-sander once..got a manicure right down to the bone on a couple of fingers...1st thing my boss did was to spray it down w/rubbing alcohol...
i would like to say that i decked him for it...but no...
i was too busy listening to myself scream
its the smartest thing to do if you don't want an infection and your whole foot falling off :p
when i was a kid in elementary school there was this really fat and ugly chick named karlene. well we had physical education that day and it was "dancing" (not sure why teaching square dancing etc is physical education but whatever).. anyway.. i was paired up with her.. she kept stepping on my toe over and over again while dancing, but the time the class was over i was basically hobbled... i limp back to class.. sit down and take off my shoe to have blood pour out of it and my nail was completely ripped off inside my sock..
Why do they do that Yak? I had to learn the Electric Slide and then they forced us to learn how to juggle...in PE. Fucking liberals. I still feel dirty.
I always skipped PE 'cause I hate football/cricket/rugby etc. Me and the teachers had an understanding. They know I didn't want to be there & they certainly didn't want to have to deal with someone who just couldn't be arsed. I'd just walk out of school (they were always the last two periods) & go home, they would mark me down on the register & it worked out well all round.
I used to skip the four hour metalwork class every wednesday afternoon with one of the other kids, and we caught one out one of our teachers with another teacher's wife. We ended up with a "I won't say anything if you don't" deal, with a lift back to school just in time to go home.
I was drinking vodka with my friends in my bedroom, just about this time of year, and we look up to find our principal leaning in my window. "How's it goin' boys?" =(
Yak, I also had to do square dancing in junior high. We all fucking hated it, and it was the last time they did that.
This may have lead to my general dislike for dancing. Honestly, though. Why do that in junior high? We're all going through puberty and are physically awkward as hell, and they wanted us to dance around in it's the 1800's? Fuck them. I'm glad I made it out without breaking something.
Instead of going back to school after lunch a mate and I hung out at his house and played Tron all afternoon, with his Viewmaster Disks. There were little squares of film all over his house by the time we were finished.
this happened to my finger in work, altho it usally takes about 2 weeks for the finger nail to die and fall aff, i hit mine with such a force if fell off within the hour, it was also the second finger nail i lost that month hahaha, its not as painfull as it looks, its just the initial shock of hittin it in the first place.
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OH thank god, deja fixed it.
Sorry deja I had just finished a 13 hour shift when I submitted this.
i can't believe you made me look at this one more than once, jsloan... i hate you for that
I owe you .
...You managed to gross out DEJA-FUCKING-VU?
its that like jesus fucking christ? cause if so that is shittin' hot!
Shit.. this looks like it might hurt.. :/
Nah, feels like kittens licking your toes.
Smerf, does this look infected to you?
Looks like lots of dried blood to me. Wash it off and we'll see then.
is this rish's finger?
this happened to my middle finger when a cinderblock i was moving fell on it when i worked at home depot.
Did you sue?
Why were you moving cinderblocks? They're fine right where they are.
I've lost a finger nail too, but I was only 5 or so at the time, so I barely remember it. My bro lost his when he was... 16? We had to drill a hole through the nail to release pressure --> blood spray in the kitchen.
I ripped my nail off of my right, big toe once. My friends thought pouring alcohol on it would help. I hate them so much.
had my work glove get sucked into a belt-sander once..got a manicure right down to the bone on a couple of fingers...1st thing my boss did was to spray it down w/rubbing alcohol...
i would like to say that i decked him for it...but no...
i was too busy listening to myself scream
Pics or it didn't happen. ;p
its the smartest thing to do if you don't want an infection and your whole foot falling off :p
when i was a kid in elementary school there was this really fat and ugly chick named karlene. well we had physical education that day and it was "dancing" (not sure why teaching square dancing etc is physical education but whatever).. anyway.. i was paired up with her.. she kept stepping on my toe over and over again while dancing, but the time the class was over i was basically hobbled... i limp back to class.. sit down and take off my shoe to have blood pour out of it and my nail was completely ripped off inside my sock..
sorry no pics...but (to urks) kinda splains my problem with Bar Chords, huh?
to sloan:
buy some fucking furniture with the payout from da sperm bank!
yak you noob..i'm not reading that encyclopedia
haha ok i read it
Why do they do that Yak? I had to learn the Electric Slide and then they forced us to learn how to juggle...in PE. Fucking liberals. I still feel dirty.
Whats wrong with The Electric Slide? I still bust that out from time to time.
I always skipped PE 'cause I hate football/cricket/rugby etc. Me and the teachers had an understanding. They know I didn't want to be there & they certainly didn't want to have to deal with someone who just couldn't be arsed. I'd just walk out of school (they were always the last two periods) & go home, they would mark me down on the register & it worked out well all round.
Games teachers are cool.
It always made me laugh when other people got put on report for being constantly late/skipping class considering I did it every week with impunity.
^^^^^^^^*barre
I used to skip the four hour metalwork class every wednesday afternoon with one of the other kids, and we caught one out one of our teachers with another teacher's wife. We ended up with a "I won't say anything if you don't" deal, with a lift back to school just in time to go home.
I was drinking vodka with my friends in my bedroom, just about this time of year, and we look up to find our principal leaning in my window. "How's it goin' boys?" =(
That's weird.
Did he make a hobby of going around to your house to look through your bedroom window?
I got suspended for skipping which I never understood. Why would you tell me I can't come to school because I didn't go to school?
Yak, I also had to do square dancing in junior high. We all fucking hated it, and it was the last time they did that.
This may have lead to my general dislike for dancing. Honestly, though. Why do that in junior high? We're all going through puberty and are physically awkward as hell, and they wanted us to dance around in it's the 1800's? Fuck them. I'm glad I made it out without breaking something.
^No, I lived pretty near the school, and he spotted us ducking out and trailed us. I think maybe 30% of him wanted to have a drink with us.
Instead of going back to school after lunch a mate and I hung out at his house and played Tron all afternoon, with his Viewmaster Disks. There were little squares of film all over his house by the time we were finished.
this happened to my finger in work, altho it usally takes about 2 weeks for the finger nail to die and fall aff, i hit mine with such a force if fell off within the hour, it was also the second finger nail i lost that month hahaha, its not as painfull as it looks, its just the initial shock of hittin it in the first place.
That's one hell of a place to hide your Opium.
Ya, but they don't arrest you for sucking your thumb.