Toast Iran
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miss breakfast much?
Never have it...
<3
i hope we carpet nuke that whole aera
i would second that except that a shit load of innocent people would die. Let's just settle for taking over their lives! YAY! LOL just kidding. Fucking nuke them into the 1st crusade.
Well, if we nuke all that sand thorough enough, all the survivors will look nice in the new US-built display case.
We could bomb them into the stone age, but they'd go "Yay, upgrade!"
Better yet, we could throw down sooo much heat, that the entire desert could turn to glass. Then we'd have a whole country to trample over and gaze at the dead...
"Stone Age" - Isn't the Middle East still in that?
^ Americansâ¦..ânuke them into the 1st crusadeâ no fucking wonder they want to develop the nuke, if I was them id want to make you war mongers think twice!
(Im not fan of Iran but im also not a fan of US foreign policy)
oranjejulious is right americans seem to all have some kind of a redneck button...press it and trailer parks ,ghettos, idiots and nukes just come out
americans will never nuke iran anyway ...theres texas tea there
I was reading the comments from people on TheTimes website from Americans it was funny as fuck "Wheres your backbong Britain" "What a sad state of affairs for the British Navy" "Bring back Churchill"
...13 days for us, 444 days for you, all you have to do was supply them with weapons...oh wait George Bush snr as head of the CIA asked the Iranians to hold the Americans captive untill after the Presidential election in exchange for weapons, the weapons werent to release them.
...silly me!
*sticks up middle finger*
Only kidding, Iranians hate the Britsh because MI6 led the coup which overthrew their prime minister Mohammed Mossadegh in 1953.
fuck em!
So where is your backbong?
Just behind the frontbong hopefully.
Xugaa, you're an idiot. The point of the joke was, the stone age is an upgrade from where they are now.
Oranje, I'm an American. I think our foreign policy sucks metaphorical ass, in the most extreme japscat fashion.
My redneck button is restricted to 4x4ing, drinking, and shooting. Generally not at the same time.
I dont think I have a redneck button. Unless it's Lone Star beer. Ahhh press that button anytime!
So much for the British stiff upper lip. Boom won't be laughing next month when the Argentines overrun the Garrison on Stanley.
I'm actually torn; I wouldn't give two shits if we did melt Tehran. On the other hand, Iranian chicks are the hottest...
Actually it looks like Oahu.
So, if forks and knives actually are built to look like darts, is it ok to throw them at people?
absolutely. Go forken' crazy.
Remember though, spooning leads to forking.
What a forking mess...
I think the knife and fork are meant to look like missiles as opposed to darts...
Haha, I know, but they also looked like darts, so I figured, what the hell, roll with it...
Xugaa doesn't seem to get most of the jokes here.
"xugga not get joke.. explain!!"
We're all glad that YOU "think" the silverware resembles missiles. I'm glad you clued us all in, shitface.
Waat kind of jelly sould be used used ?
Plutonium Plutonium!!
Jizz, to represent how they'll get fucked.
Considering it's the Middle East, wouldn't petroleum jelly be more considerate? Local resource, and all that.
WELL said , lol
french toast ..thats called a double somethin
yes, we will turn iran to toast using the dreaded knife and fork combination missile attack. Only then will the entire breakfastplate of the middle east know not to fuck with the U.S. and A!! Now pass me the freshly squeezed orange juice, or should i say, north korea! *dun dun duuuuuunnnnnnn*
america is funny to say out loud
america
the word "america" is at its funniest when sung to the tune of "america's funniest home videos," and please don't pretend like we all don't know how the little ditty goes.
^ I have the perfect video/song for you two, ill send it in...lets hops yak puts it up!
America...Fuck yeah!!
i suppose the butter is Tehran?
iran would probably end up kickin americas ass in the long run anyway...just like iraq
yeah, you've seen what those monsters can do in the movie 300.
i havent seen it yet....but suck my balls anyway u creepy bitch
ok ya now i get it i just watched it...sorry dude
They might, but that's only because they can find the US on a map.
hmmm, Iranian toast
isn't iranian toast a cologne?
One time, I went to the bank to cash my paycheck and the chick had a bit of an accent, so I asked "Where are you from?" "Persia.", she said. I said, "Oh, Iran." Then, she counted out my money, only she counted out 100 bucks too much. I told her, "I think you gave me too much." She said, "You're welcome!" (She thought I said, " Thank you very much", for you slow people, dik) I then took the money and went directly next door to R.T. Quinlan's bar and had about about 8 glasses of free Leinenkugal's Red.
So......Duluth huh?
Yup, that's my home territory.
That explains your mental retardation ...
What explains yours?
What do you know about Duluth, cutter?
Watching you make a total ass of yourself,it physically hurts watching you succumb to all that shit that dribbles out of your finger tip...
I know more than you care to know about it shitter...
You're probably another wife-beating alcoholic Packers fan from Soup town.
wife beating alcoholic packers fan from soup town..... i can only dream
.....and after the eight beers you did go the alley behind R.T Quinlan and bought yourself a laid by a mexican hooker. Am I right?
How did you know? Only it wasn't a Mexican, it was a young Vietnamese boy.
I bough some camera bits from Wolf Camera in Duluth, once. Very nice man. Didn't look like a wife-beater.
add 't' to bough and it might make sense.
The wife beaters are from Superior. Why do all the trees in Minnesota lean to the East? Because Wisconsin sucks. What's the difference between Lambeau Field and a cactus? A cactus has 40,000 pricks on the outside.
haha, americans can't handle iraq, coming back in body bags, and mutilate foot soliders. iran will be much harder, if americans had balls they would be in there right now.
right on!!!
dik says:
iran would probably end up kickin americas ass in the long run anyway...just like iraq
How the fuck is America getting its has kicked in Iraq?
If America had no balls they would have been driven from the country when they invaded. They are still there. Anyone can cross borders, take a cheap shot then scuttle off like a guttless coward.
If you think America has no balls then fucking fight face to face.
Thats just my opinion and before the yank bashing starts, i'm not American.
*ass
What's the point in all this America bashing? America and Europe has a common enemy. So far America's the only country doing anything about it. Okay, the reasons are wrong - chiefly to control oil money (more specifically to stop anyone else thinking of trading in Euros instead of dollars) and to somehow reignite the Crusades but the fact remains - Muslims are no longer content to stay within their own lands. When France and England have government-backed Muslim States you'll all be wishing America had fucking nuked 'em. Cut the American some slack and pray (if that's your bag) they win.