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  • borracho5000
    borracho5000 2007-06-11T04:07:08Z says:

    ahahahah awesome!!!!!! oh man new x mas card!!!!!.....well as how he didnt i would have to say......i have no fucking idea, but some one give this guy a darwin.

    • xanax1
      xanax1 2007-06-11T05:10:48Z says:

      well that discredits the sayin "size dosn't matter"

    • pfisel
      pfisel 2007-06-11T13:04:24Z says:

      "I think there was a Vidpost maybe a month ago or so...?? Of a Security Guard where he goes to Drain his Vein by some fence..Which turned out to be an ELECTRICAL FENCE!! He gets fucked up, Maybe this is that guy, and this would be the Aftermath!! Fried Weenie to go!

  • borracho5000
    borracho5000 2007-06-11T04:07:11Z says:

    ahahahah awesome!!!!!! oh man new x mas card!!!!!.....well as how he didnt i would have to say......i have no fucking idea, but some one give this guy a darwin.

    • Archman
      Archman 2007-06-11T05:21:13Z says:

      You're gonna be sorry.

  • borracho5000
    borracho5000 2007-06-11T04:08:12Z says:

    fuck!!!! sorry about the double post.

    • Victorious
      Victorious 2007-06-11T12:19:24Z says:

      you see; archman always speaks the truth.

  • Plantshit
    Plantshit 2007-06-11T04:10:32Z says:

    Its is so ugly......im stunned

  • ClaudeBallz
    ClaudeBallz 2007-06-11T04:11:05Z says:

    Okay, he fucked a jar of acid, or a 220 outlet? Anyone?

    • stemcellsteve
      stemcellsteve 2007-06-11T04:13:35Z says:

      This is what happens when you fuck a black woman. Once you go black you never go back!

    • krantz
      krantz 2007-06-11T07:26:45Z says:

      lol

    • ClaudeBallz
      ClaudeBallz 2007-06-11T22:19:05Z says:

      Once you go black, you never go to the bathroom right...

    • cdbsr00
      cdbsr00 2007-06-12T12:23:22Z says:

      ja ja ja @stem

  • Starrsky
    Starrsky 2007-06-11T04:14:31Z says:

    maybe he tried to burn off his pubes and forgot he had used some aftershave to impress his lady and burned himself

  • borracho5000
    borracho5000 2007-06-11T04:17:27Z says:

    its an electric burn right? maybe he was fucking something thats was plugged in and got hit by a power surge?

    • revolssa
      revolssa 2007-06-11T04:28:15Z says:

      or tried peeing too close to an electric fence?

    • borracho5000
      borracho5000 2007-06-11T04:30:26Z says:

      ok i checked out google and it took me straight to the story:

      A 38-year-old man was admitted to this Hospital for severe penile burn caused by excessive short-wave diathermy. Five days ago, the patient visited a clinic for recurrent genital herpes simplex. Circumcision was performed and local short wave diathermy given immediately. The frequency of short wave source was 13.56 MHz with a penile exposing time of about 2.5 hours. Blisters and extravasation at the penile skin were seen 1 day and became black 3 days after short-wave diathermy. The patient could micturate [i.e., urinate] without hematuria [i.e., blood in the urine]. The whole penis was burned black and became indurated [i.e., hardened] with a clear margin with the normal skin at the base of the penis. He felt no pain in the penis even with needle puncture. Doppler sonography revealed no blood flow in the penis and severe burn and penile gangrene was diagnosed.

      At day 31 after the treatment, the necrotic part of penis was resected with only about 1 cm of the penile stump left. Thrombi were found in the two deep arteries of the corpora cavernosa and deep dorsal arteries and the veins beneath Buck's fasica. Scrotal skin was mobilized and shifted to repair the penile stump. Pathological examination showed necrosis of the penis tissue and thrombi formation in the corpora cavernosa.

      Convalescence was uneventful. The patient could micturate in standing position by pushing skin around the stump of the penis backward.

    • supernova
      supernova 2007-06-11T04:59:44Z says:

      Well then, I would, if I were him, sue the shit out of the clinic that performed the circumcision and the diathermy. Then I'd kill the staff and their families.

    • TiredGuy
      TiredGuy 2007-06-11T05:03:03Z says:

      For those who don't want to read all that shit, here's the summary: "Some poor bastard had his dick burned off by fuckwad doctors."

    • Apathy
      Apathy 2007-06-11T05:10:46Z says:

      "Penile stump." Gotta be be two of the most horrific words in the English language.

    • Plantshit
      Plantshit 2007-06-11T05:14:02Z says:

      did he cry when he show the penis to a doctor?

    • zpyro4035
      zpyro4035 2007-06-11T05:16:54Z says:

      So they essentially zapped his dick off. That's gotta be worth quite a bit of $, but then again I don't know if all the $ in the world is enough...

      I could imagine the doctor coming in, a la Professor Farnsworth.
      "Good news, everyone!"

    • supernova
      supernova 2007-06-11T05:57:46Z says:

      You know, on the flip side, he could keep his dick and let his friends and family poke at it with needles and such. That could be fun.

    • Starrsky
      Starrsky 2007-06-11T06:42:22Z says:

      He would be the life of the party once everyone got drunk and asked him about his burnt penis...I can see it now.......

    • chairman_of_the_bored
      chairman_of_the_bored 2007-06-11T07:22:03Z says:

      So are they going to pay by the inch?

    • supernova
      supernova 2007-06-11T08:16:27Z says:

      You know, you'd think the diathermy machine would go *dinnnggg* when it's done...but alas, no. So like a perpetual microwave or the Energizer Bunny, it kept going and going etc,etc....

    • TiredGuy
      TiredGuy 2007-06-11T10:33:23Z says:

      Yeah...I can hear the doctors in the break room: "Can you believe that 3-pointer he missed in the second ha--hey wait, did you turn the diathermy machine off?"

    • elchris
      elchris 2007-06-11T14:36:13Z says:

      borracho seems very enthusiastic to penis pics

    • Plantshit
      Plantshit 2007-06-11T15:43:51Z says:

      *diiiing* dinner is served

    • borracho5000
      borracho5000 2007-06-11T22:05:35Z says:

      i only enjoy penis pics on the sabbath

  • LOLUMAD
    LOLUMAD 2007-06-11T04:24:13Z says:

    im going with...burned his pubes off but it turned into a wild fire and burnt his parts...

  • r3db4r0n
    r3db4r0n 2007-06-11T04:24:45Z says:

    it'll grow back doc, won't it?...doc?

  • suthernkiwi
    suthernkiwi 2007-06-11T04:29:11Z says:

    This is what snopes says, for what it's worth. http://www.snopes.com/photos/medical/electricfence.asp

  • lecherone
    lecherone 2007-06-11T04:58:33Z says:

    that sucks madd dick, i wonder if they can like build a new cock on his penile stump or sumthin

    • Archman
      Archman 2007-06-11T05:22:40Z says:

      We can make him stronger....

    • TiredGuy
      TiredGuy 2007-06-11T06:16:02Z says:

      No one under the age of 35 will get that comment...

    • Starrsky
      Starrsky 2007-06-11T06:38:34Z says:

      we can rebuild him

    • chairman_of_the_bored
      chairman_of_the_bored 2007-06-11T07:21:20Z says:

      We have the technology.

    • smerf
      smerf 2007-06-11T07:53:25Z says:

      TiredGuy, I'm well under 35, and I still get that comment.

    • TiredGuy
      TiredGuy 2007-06-11T10:35:07Z says:

      Then you watch too much shitty old TV.

    • chairman_of_the_bored
      chairman_of_the_bored 2007-06-11T10:35:11Z says:

      Agreed, but it's mainly because people over 35 keep reciting it. I personally have never seen an episode of the show.

    • El_Wanko
      El_Wanko 2007-06-11T11:48:02Z says:

      Plus the 70's show did a joke where they had the technology to build someone stronger, faster, aloofer. So that takes the age down to 20 or something.

    • Victorious
      Victorious 2007-06-11T12:38:47Z says:

      i just finally figured out what that was from..

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2007-06-11T16:38:08Z says:

      Steve Austin kicked ass, and Jamie Summers was no slouch, either.

    • DickNixonJr
      DickNixonJr 2007-06-11T16:45:42Z says:

      Im 18 and I get it, shit.
      $6 mill

    • Starrsky
      Starrsky 2007-06-12T01:10:37Z says:

      The 6 Million dollar mans boss's action figure is worth more than the 6 million dollar man...I learned that from 40 year old virgin

  • master-zebulon
    master-zebulon 2007-06-11T05:37:46Z says:

    it looks like one of dem burned marshmallows. you know, da kine you like to eat by pulling the black stuff off and going right for the warm inside bit still left
    yum
    i miss camp

  • drmikescott
    drmikescott 2007-06-11T05:57:30Z says:

    so wait he didnt do this himself, and didnt want it. id be too pissed to let someone take a picture. if any thing theyd have a profile pick of me and crime scene photos of the docs head in the microwave. wtf herpes ant that bad. its the gift that keeps on giving

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2007-06-11T16:38:47Z says:

      You have herpes?

    • Starrsky
      Starrsky 2007-06-12T01:11:27Z says:

      Obviously he does thats why he says it a gift

  • Soah
    Soah 2007-06-11T09:12:52Z says:

    omg that's a penis?! damn that sucks dick, burnt dick.

  • Plantshit
    Plantshit 2007-06-12T08:00:36Z says:

    oooh you touche my tralalala my ding ding dong....

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posted June 11, 2007

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