Toe biter

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  drumrave says:

  Oh no, they say hes got to go
  Go go godzilla, yeah
  Oh no, there goes tokyo
  Go go godzilla, yeah

  2008-09-18T04:05:19Z
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    Typical says:

    I got to see that performed live. Until we had to leave because my drunk friend would scream out "GO GO GODZILLA" every 15 seconds and usually throw something into the crowd. Blue oyster cult....

    2008-09-18T11:10:11Z
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    Typical says:

    ^pointless story.

    2008-09-18T11:10:31Z
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    Godzilla says:

    This is more the New York form of Godzilla.

    2008-09-18T14:25:27Z
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  -Morph- says:

  i HATE these new Sobe Commercials!

  2008-09-18T04:35:35Z
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  JamesTKirk says:

  Fuck all of you. I must go to bed so that I can report for Jury Duty in the morning. Anyone have a 'White Power' T-shirt I can borrow? Wanko?

  2008-09-18T04:35:43Z
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    PUSSYHANDS says:

    Whenever they ask you a question pause a moment and say you have to divert to the voices in your head, then ask for a translator.

    2008-09-18T06:44:19Z
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    Mako says:

    You can borrow my t shirt that says "Bitch shut the fuck up!" on it.

    2008-09-18T06:49:10Z
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    1rish1 says:

    Haha, I am ineligible for jury duty.

    2008-09-18T06:52:55Z
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    Best-comment-winner-is... says:

    that doesnt workanymore kirk. just go dressed as a trekie....

    2008-09-18T13:12:02Z
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    El_Wanko says:

    Tell them a transporter accident divided you into a good Kirk and an evil Kirk. Then pull out your cock and ask them to guess which one you are.

    2008-09-18T13:31:58Z
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    dik says:

    just walk up to the defendant before it starts, point to him and say guilty...they'll send you home

    2008-09-18T15:24:33Z
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    endo says:

    Or just show up naked.

    2008-09-18T20:26:58Z
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    JamesTKirk says:

    So, I got out early. The defendant plead guilty to a lesser felony. The judge was cool. I'm so fucking glad I got this case because they were beginning jury selection for a murder trial this afternoon. As soon as he said we could go, I GTFO.... Oh and the parking deck pimped me for $5.25.

    2008-09-18T22:04:45Z
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    -Morph- says:

    but dosent the courts pay for that as well as work you missed?

    2008-09-18T22:25:01Z
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    JamesTKirk says:

    Ya! I get $20.

    2008-09-19T01:10:40Z
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    AquaLunaTik says:

    But you got to participate in the great American judicial system...hahaha

    2008-09-19T01:20:26Z
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    The*Wu says:

    u get a free sandwich too? if not id go back, slap a bitch, and demand my ham and cheese. F the man.

    2008-09-19T03:04:46Z
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  espada9 says:

  GEICO

  2008-09-18T04:41:22Z
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  Asphalt says:

  RABIES! RABIES!

  2008-09-18T06:22:17Z
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    1rish1 says:

    Dude assfeltch, lizards RARELY have rabies. Ive owned, rehabilitated and worked around them for years and its a ridiculous misconception.

    2008-09-18T06:54:10Z
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    JerkStore says:

    LOL... caught that one. Jokes aside though.. it is a troubling matter in certain southern regions.. you know, rabid lizards.

    2008-09-18T07:01:19Z
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    Mako says:

    It's salmonella that you have to watch out for with lizards.

    2008-09-18T07:57:42Z
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    Asphalt says:

    They let you own pets in the asylum Irish?

    2008-09-18T15:32:12Z
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    leper-chaun says:

    1rish1 sure knows his vermins.

    2008-09-18T16:14:30Z
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  Mako says:

  Reminds me of my neighbor's Uromastyx.

  2008-09-18T06:50:11Z
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  Mannynub says:

  Om nom nom

  2008-09-18T09:53:27Z
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