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Comments to Toolman's Gator

  • New-avatar

    I knew you were crazy and all, but damn...

    2008-05-09T04:03:25Z
    • Gayunicorns
      PUSSYHANDS says:

      Feathered bangs....classy. How many baby blue polyester suits do you own Tool?

      2008-05-09T08:04:07Z
    • Th_143411_frankzappa-sittingontoilet
      toolman961 says:

      Baby blue is for pussies, OH!!!

      2008-05-09T12:04:26Z
  • Nixon

    So was the gator raped before, or after, this picture was taken?

    2008-05-09T04:37:26Z
    • Uber_icon
      Asphalt says:

      During

      2008-05-09T05:24:07Z
  • Smeratar-4-15-2008
    smerf says:

    Charles Manson had pet gator?

    2008-05-09T04:58:24Z
  • Sjff_03_img1363

    toolman before he got fat sucking cock

    2008-05-09T05:48:37Z
    • Th_143411_frankzappa-sittingontoilet
      toolman961 says:

      You got that right.

      2008-05-09T12:04:56Z
  • Avatar_skull_2
    jamiee1869 says:

    So, what's the story,Toolman? How did you happen across this little fella?

    2008-05-09T10:08:07Z
    • Th_143411_frankzappa-sittingontoilet
      toolman961 says:

      Actually it was a rather simple plan. I lived in a remote area. Closest house was about 300 yards to the front of the house but no houses for maybe two miles in back. I lived in my landlords guest house which was right on a canal. The landlords used to throw out marshmellows and the Alligators would come out from everywhere and munch them down. Actually it was pretty cool to watch. How I got the idea was a friend of mine was over and we were fishing and he was floating a minnow on a ballber with the white side up and the gators kept chasing it till finally one grabed it, chewed it up and swallowed it. So I went out and bought a bag of marshmellows, set up my serf rod with 50 pound tess, and hooked on a #10 treble hook, put on a marhmellow and went fishing. This was the first one that I caught. We ended up having a party everytime the landlord we away. I'll tell ya, alot of those rednecks have some good recipes for gator tail. I miss Florida!!!

      2008-05-09T12:31:17Z
    • Bones

      so this is really you toolman???

      2008-05-09T13:32:43Z
    • Th_143411_frankzappa-sittingontoilet
      toolman961 says:

      When I was about 25.

      2008-05-09T15:05:56Z
    • Uber_icon
      Asphalt says:

      Seems like alligators from the Cretaceous period would have been bigger than that, no?

      2008-05-09T17:01:10Z
    • Bones

      haha....asphalt...i had to think about that one

      2008-05-09T18:05:14Z
    • 87

      So when you land a gator that big how do you finish 'em off?

      2008-05-09T21:22:20Z
    • Th_143411_frankzappa-sittingontoilet
      toolman961 says:

      After you wear them down for about a half hour, you real them in close to shore and shoot them in the head.

      2008-05-11T02:03:54Z
  • Mcuz98cafmlckecat0o348caftl1unca23jtwpcaidu2m2caom2suscapzjmzycawws38fcazgg160cal1ea8scarnpxyvcat4oz76car4uszocajm4sscca7318becafhx1uzcabkjjincaq2uvts
    elchris says:

    ive had a few gators myself, awesome animals

    2008-05-09T11:12:59Z
  • Sir_puffalott

    tool what area of the states was you at there?

    2008-05-09T11:27:37Z
    • Th_143411_frankzappa-sittingontoilet
      toolman961 says:

      Stuart Florida, it's about 45 miles north of West Palm Beach.Just above Jupiter and just below Fort Pierce. I lived on Salerno Rd which was nicknamed snake road because it had three bends in it which is not common for a road in Fl., most of them were staight. Anyways, it was between US-1 and state rd. 76, which took you straight to port Miocka, lake Okeechobee

      2008-05-09T12:38:59Z
    • Bones

      so is this really you Toolman??

      2008-05-09T14:13:58Z
    • Bones

      oh shit...sorry...about double post...what the hell was i doing??

      2008-05-09T14:14:47Z
    • Fat75x75

      eh, i wish i could go to america, looks fun..

      2008-05-09T14:24:16Z
    • Myphoto1671175
      1rish1 says:

      I know exactly where that is I have family in Jensen Beach.

      2008-05-09T17:19:25Z
    • Th_143411_frankzappa-sittingontoilet
      toolman961 says:

      I almost bought a trailor in Jenson Beach.

      2008-05-09T21:06:22Z
    • You_only_love_me_cus_i_am_insane

      Louisiana gators would have Florida gators for breakfast...

      2008-05-10T00:59:59Z
    • Sir_puffalott

      nice

      2008-05-10T01:49:09Z
  • Th_143411_frankzappa-sittingontoilet
    toolman961 says:

    We're talking 1986 here people.

    2008-05-09T12:40:53Z
    • Bones

      haha...i was in the 11th grade

      2008-05-09T13:33:50Z
    • Fat75x75

      holy fuck, i was a fucking 1 year old kid...

      2008-05-09T14:23:09Z
    • 00000000012
      dik says:

      there's 11 grades??

      2008-05-09T14:33:18Z
    • Fatties
      drumrave says:

      I was yet to be born

      2008-05-09T17:11:40Z
    • Myphoto1671175
      1rish1 says:

      I was 7.

      2008-05-09T17:19:53Z
    • Th_papa_lazarou
      Mannynub says:

      I was 6.

      2008-05-09T17:21:26Z
    • 00000000012
      dik says:

      18

      2008-05-09T17:27:09Z
    • 00000000012
      dik says:

      toolman is old as fuck

      2008-05-09T17:27:39Z
    • 00000000012
      dik says:

      CAN YOU HEAR ME?

      2008-05-09T17:28:02Z
    • Myphoto1671175
      1rish1 says:

      NO!

      2008-05-09T17:32:41Z
    • Bones

      well atleast i am younger than dik....oh and i just got back from the beer store...really..

      2008-05-09T18:04:19Z
    • 87

      I was 11 then, and I need to go get some beer now...really.

      2008-05-09T21:24:57Z
    • Smeratar-4-15-2008
      smerf says:

      Wait, you were 1 in 1986? Fucking underage kids!

      2008-05-09T21:34:50Z
    • Glass_of_beer
      Apathy says:

      I was 17 and had a fake ID.

      2008-05-09T21:41:27Z
    • Kirkms
      JamesTKirk says:

      18 and spent that summer in a steel mill.

      2008-05-10T02:42:07Z
    • Sjff_03_img1363

      i was 56

      2008-05-10T04:39:18Z
    • Kirkms
      JamesTKirk says:

      That would make you like 412 borracho...

      2008-05-10T04:52:44Z
    • Sjff_03_img1363

      i age well....like wesley snipes but not black and with talent.

      2008-05-10T04:55:39Z
    • 87

      Smerfs monitor must not go up to 11.

      2008-05-10T07:06:54Z
    • Avatar_skull_2
      jamiee1869 says:

      I was 16 and in boarding school raising hell

      2008-05-10T09:00:43Z
    • Sjff_03_img1363

      god you all make me feel old

      2008-05-10T09:27:12Z
    • Family_guy
      rimjoy says:

      I was 6

      2008-05-10T17:48:48Z
  • 00000000012
    dik says:

    no ass shot?

    2008-05-09T13:31:44Z
  • Family_guy
    rimjoy says:

    your one fucking odd dude toolmyster,but ur alright.

    2008-05-09T13:51:23Z
    • 00000000012
      dik says:

      the tool is cool

      2008-05-09T14:33:38Z
  • Rainbows
    MixerSlut says:

    24 long ago......

    2008-05-10T03:50:20Z
Th_143411_frankzappa-sittingontoilet
posted May 09, 2008

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