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*goes blind
*Pukes intestines
*faps
Wait...
*Opens photoshop...
*eyes roll back into skull*
*self initiates colon flushing.
*clap, clap, clap*
That is great you just mooned Mucho.
Now get your stepdaughter to do the exact same pose.
*vigorously scrubs eyeballs with Sonicare toothbrush and high grit rubbing compound*
*masturbates furiously*
*informs the FBI*
*wonders if toolmans stepdaughter took the photo*
*says HOORAY you gooshbag!*
*smacks self in face with a wet fish...then faps for a full 1min 36 secs
*offers a small child as a sacrifice*
*Calls in bomb threat to MuchoSucko's admin office.
*wonders if toolmans step daughter is in front of him disguised as a toilet to avoid chris hanson later*
Nixon'sGhost, you better make it good, I don't want some lame ass photo shop. You better put some thought behind it. I'm to old for just a dik in my ass.
Ya a dick in his ass is old news...he's had dick;s in his ass way before any of us were born
tool you got moxy:-)
Mommy, I'm scared!
....-sup, Tool?
Yeah, we noticed the smudge on your arm...while *gag* trying not to notice you're shaking the dew off your lilly.. ergh.... Try sending in another more dignified pic with a clearer shot of the tat, might help...
You believe him?
lol, suggesting submitting any dignified pics to Mucho? We all know that dignified doesn't exist here!
"Sometimes you just gotta piss in the sink."
what is that from... I been hearing it all over lately.
It was a quote from Charles Bukowski, or so it said on one of his quote collections
ah... I shoulda' guessed ol Chuck would come up with that.... thanx
Ol' Chuck?
Shut up, you faggot.
i wasn't looking at his ass
^liar
it is a little hypnotic
^better explanation.
kind of a nice shape really
*scrolls up
Thunderous man booty
Off Topic
Dik, Molson Ice really sucks. Can you talk to someone up there and see what you can do?
Don't give toolman any compliments. And Nix, don't encourage dik, he's fresh out of toolman rehab.
i'm actually not that fussy about beer...i'll drink any beer...but ya molson ice sucks
I'm drinking it, don't get me wrong, but it is shitty. See what you can do.
Dik you beat me too it man. I was thinkin bout saying it...
Go with AB products.
That shit is garbage.
HEY!!!
Sorry, it's shit.
I like grape juice.
I like orange crush
1rish your fuckin goverment regulates what %alchahol in your piss water,by canadian on this side of the border!
You have no clue what you are talking about. We can buy high gravity beer now. So fuck off, snow nigger.
AB products suck balls. Go with a microbrew or just something from a small brewery.
Lemonade?
i do know shit wad! i work at molsons.
and i would like to add that due to the shortage of hops, your gov. uses cow shit as a replacement.
Hahahaha, you make shitty beer for a living.
drinking american beer is like screwing in a canoe, they're both fucking near water...the tat looks like it might be the salmon arm salute
I *gag* want to *gag* unsee that.... Butt I can't...
See the post from yesterday...you cant "unsee" things...
just email this personaly to dik, dont make us inocent bastards go through this shit
Your not innocent.
Not anymore he isn't.
Innocence is "Birth" then youre fucked FOREVER!!!
I wish I was fucked forever, but I don't think I can gasm that long.
Not innocent, but he sure is a bastard.
im the worse bastard ever been on mucho
No, no, no your not. I remember that one black kid that was on here like 6 months ago and I faked being friends with him on Myspace so that I could PS one of his pics.
um...so...um...
Im wondering what kinda guy takes this photo
^that kind
You do know that we are in the twentieth century and even the Fuji disposable camera's have self timers on them you fucking playstation playing idiots!
What's a PlayStation?
is this your home or your workplace?
(i don't know what would be more depressing)
It looks like he was the less popular village person...the sleeveless shirt plumber....or just a pedophile, its hard to tell.
Probably both. And an agressive inline skater, cause those guys are faggy.
Good point.
Shake it more than twice...
Omg, that took some balls. Hahahahaha
I see you've got the white guy disappearing ass syndrome. Maybe you had an ass when you were younger, but it's slowly disappearing. By the time you retire your ass will be gone, your gut will be huge, and your legs will be skinny. You will look like a potato on toothpicks.
It'll look like a frog wearing double knit pants.
ever heard of workout and be a man in the wood ?
classic plantshit, it's getting rarer
Hahah it never get's old. Just wait till tonight's post. YAK YOU BETTER PUT THAT UP!
Hank, I'm glad to see that you took such notice of my ass and took deep thought into what you said about it. I guess with your wife so close to birth now that you see sexual appeal in almost everything you look at, huh.
your ass is pretty sweet
now thats gay
:'(
wierd toilet
better that the woods junglehead
Gaaaaaaayyyyyy!
nice ass....
*scrolls up again
doesnt sound gay when i say it though
Yes, it does.
It sounds disturbingly gay
lmao... is that the Zoolander face?
lol the "magnum"
that's obviously "blue steel" you noob
disgusting
Yes, your girlfriend is.
Or was that your boyfriend?
damn u chinaska! my girl is one cute hottie..
^post naked please!^
Why is he all red? A little blushing for the camera?
still not looking at his ass
*cough*bullshit*cough*
computer screens all over the world are plastered with jizz thanks to toolman...*shudders*
The horror....the horror
yeah he does look like kurtz.
What has been seen, cannot be unseen :(
Deja, do you reconize the shirt. The only thing missing is the beagle over the shoulder.
so you mean your not frank zappa? NOOOOOOO
Wait, is this ebaums?
it's kinda like an add-on
*creates account at manlove.com using toolman's pic as profile pic