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Top 10 Reasons Why Not To Date A Meat-Eater

Turns out skulk is a vegetarian.

Top 10 Reasons Why Not To Date A Meat-Eater

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emo,  gay,  fag,  vegetarian,  really gay

Comments to Top 10 Reasons Why Not To Date A Meat-Eater

  • BlackTEE
    BlackTEE 2009-01-02T05:11:46Z says:

    He doesn't like blowjobs?

    • Naddycat
      Naddycat 2009-01-03T03:36:48Z says:

      This kid fucking spanked Frank Shamrock at UFC XXXLV, fucking spanked!

    • Wassamattau
      Wassamattau 2009-01-03T22:15:07Z says:

      #1 Reason- Because he is a total faggot.

    • Koopa0204
      Koopa0204 2009-01-07T15:16:39Z says:

      #2 Reason- Bc no man (Hes not included bc hes obviously a woman) doesnt like eating meat...

  • j0sh8790
    j0sh8790 2009-01-02T05:12:01Z says:

    ewwww!

    • cold
      cold 2009-01-02T11:07:46Z says:

      ditto. and i could rant about how ignorant most of the things he says are, but i'd rather just store up that anger so that i can hit the next emo vegetarian faggot that much harder the next time i meet one.

  • postalvag
    postalvag 2009-01-02T05:15:16Z says:

    if he dated a meat eater maybe there would be enough testosterone in the jizz for him to man up

    • Bootface
      Bootface 2009-01-02T07:58:04Z says:

      that how you 'man up' ?

    • texasbooger
      texasbooger 2009-01-02T09:33:21Z says:

      no need to point fingers Boot!

    • BigBadBlackTyrone
      BigBadBlackTyrone 2009-01-02T17:45:00Z says:

      boot, we all know how you "man up"... skulk has the vid on his myspace

    • postalvag
      postalvag 2009-01-02T19:15:28Z says:

      bbt boot wasnt manning up. he was getting his manhood taken.

    • Bootface
      Bootface 2009-01-04T12:21:26Z says:

      whatever postal, we all know in that video you got your face all manned up

  • Zordon
    Zordon 2009-01-02T05:19:40Z says:

    This guy needs a shotgun shoved up his ass and id love to pull the trigger!

    • Terrapin
      Terrapin 2009-01-02T05:26:34Z says:

      I bet you would like to pull anything from his ass!

    • Zordon
      Zordon 2009-01-02T05:32:10Z says:

      I bet

    • BlackTEE
      BlackTEE 2009-01-02T05:35:55Z says:

      If you guys are gonna make bets, put your money where your mouth is, and I'll put this dick where your money is.

    • Zordon
      Zordon 2009-01-02T05:40:54Z says:

      I bet you would enjoy that.

    • BlackTEE
      BlackTEE 2009-01-02T05:43:42Z says:

      Now your betting properly.

    • Zordon
      Zordon 2009-01-02T05:46:10Z says:

      But Im a vegetarian.

    • smerf
      smerf 2009-01-02T06:25:58Z says:

      That doesn't stop you from getting sausage in your mouth.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2009-01-02T09:37:53Z says:

      That guy said "Moobs are sexy." then blew you a kiss, Smerv.

      You can get some mock duck in your dutch oven.

    • RandallFlagg
      RandallFlagg 2009-01-03T06:26:06Z says:

      its called a buckwheat when you get shot up the ass. i...uh...didnt know if you guys knew that.

    • fries-please
      fries-please 2009-01-03T10:31:20Z says:

      i dont know nothing and thats why i come here

  • modisoon5
    modisoon5 2009-01-02T05:25:14Z says:

    In a related story, ... I enjoy cramming cabbage-bundles, up my gaping anus!

  • Piss
    Piss 2009-01-02T05:29:07Z says:

    He sucks dick, that's basically eating meat

    • Phyre
      Phyre 2009-01-02T05:35:44Z says:

      yup, this emo fag eats plenty of man meat so he is definetly NOT a VAGITARIAN..

    • MobyREMIX
      MobyREMIX 2009-01-02T09:24:00Z says:

      about 0:03 i knew he was gay

    • texasbooger
      texasbooger 2009-01-02T09:35:05Z says:

      right about at "about to click play" i knew he was a meat eater.

  • possum
    possum 2009-01-02T05:39:18Z says:

    no offense to him, or anyone...i support "gay rights", "gay marriage" even...
    but if i ever met this guy face-to-face?
    ...i would have to punch him at least 5 or 6 times...

    • BlackTEE
      BlackTEE 2009-01-02T05:45:21Z says:

      A gay right, is 9 times out of 10 a gay wrong.

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2009-01-02T05:58:56Z says:

      I'd like to punch him too.

    • possum
      possum 2009-01-02T06:06:52Z says:

      ...yep - nothing against gays...just dont require the 95% of us who are straight, to think of you as anything less than anything other than Freakazoids...
      your not "normal"...get over it

    • Mako
      Mako 2009-01-02T06:22:10Z says:

      That guy is definitely the one that got his ass beat on a daily basis in high school.

    • Mako
      Mako 2009-01-02T06:23:11Z says:

      And what the fuck are those things on his bottom lip?

    • BlackTEE
      BlackTEE 2009-01-02T06:24:44Z says:

      He looks like he got it fucked on a daily basis too, by meat alternatives though of course.

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2009-01-02T06:27:13Z says:

      I guess this is the "in thing" now. I see kids dressed like this and acting all faggy way too often lately.

    • Mako
      Mako 2009-01-02T06:41:40Z says:

      That's because in this day and age, if you kick his ass you go to jail and get expelled from school, regardless of your age.

    • mikebeez
      mikebeez 2009-01-02T06:51:05Z says:

      Mako those piercings are called "snake bites" lol. no doubt this dude rides dicks.

    • Mako
      Mako 2009-01-02T06:56:55Z says:

      They should be called cock bites.

    • Rolandofgilead
      Rolandofgilead 2009-01-02T07:37:14Z says:

      It's where you hook up the tow chain.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2009-01-02T09:28:25Z says:

      Toilet chain.

    • bigsmokedogg
      bigsmokedogg 2009-01-03T01:22:36Z says:

      snake bites, a.k.a. cock rails

  • Nixon'sGhost
    Nixon'sGhost 2009-01-02T05:44:40Z says:

    If god didn't want us to eat animals, why did he make them out of meat?

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2009-01-02T05:56:34Z says:

      and make them taste so good?

    • possum
      possum 2009-01-02T05:59:16Z says:

      mmm...bacon....

    • skulk
      skulk 2009-01-02T06:54:48Z says:

      mmm possum

  • skulk
    skulk 2009-01-02T05:45:36Z says:

    im a man eater

    • BlackTEE
      BlackTEE 2009-01-02T06:26:07Z says:

      I'm stinky.

    • MixerSlut
      MixerSlut 2009-01-03T17:59:25Z says:

      I'm sure you are.

  • antispeziesist
    antispeziesist 2009-01-02T05:53:52Z says:

    the title could as well be: "10 ten reasons nobody ever dates me"

    • MikoAngelo
      MikoAngelo 2009-01-02T07:07:52Z says:

      LOLZ. No shit.

    • cold
      cold 2009-01-02T11:09:28Z says:

      or "10 reasons to hate ignorant vegetarian emo fags - if you didn't have enough reasons already"

  • antispeziesist
    antispeziesist 2009-01-02T05:54:07Z says:

    peta really sucks. any real animal rights activist can confirm that.

    • BlackTEE
      BlackTEE 2009-01-02T06:02:22Z says:

      An animal right, is 9 times out of 10 an animal wrong.

    • einehund
      einehund 2009-01-02T08:30:02Z says:

      i belong to PETA....people eating tasty animals.

    • cold
      cold 2009-01-02T11:10:10Z says:

      einehund is so original......... i bet he didnt even hear that one on comedy central during the pamela anderson roast.

    • einehund
      einehund 2009-01-02T12:20:48Z says:

      i'm in korea, and before that i was in iraq. the last time i saw comedy central was close to 3 years ago.

    • smerf
      smerf 2009-01-02T18:11:16Z says:

      People eating tasty animals has been around for a long time.

  • 1rish1
    1rish1 2009-01-02T05:56:50Z says:

    So black people are rotting from the inside out?

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2009-01-02T09:35:56Z says:

      Right, 'cause only black people eat KFC right? Hahahahahaha. Fail.

    • cold
      cold 2009-01-02T11:10:33Z says:

      /unFail

    • BlackTEE
      BlackTEE 2009-01-02T17:35:33Z says:

      Well their sure rotting more than paleFace.

  • Wario7793
    Wario7793 2009-01-02T06:04:57Z says:

    Well, he can count, I'll give that to him...

    • thebeeches
      thebeeches 2009-01-02T08:34:25Z says:

      thats not the only thing you would like to give him i bet.

    • cold
      cold 2009-01-02T11:10:52Z says:

      OH HOHOHO! ZING!

    • BlackTEE
      BlackTEE 2009-01-02T17:36:53Z says:

      santa?

    • Wario7793
      Wario7793 2009-01-02T23:29:11Z says:

      yeah, I'd like to give him a tazer shot to the head, watch him twitch, that's about it...

  • short
    short 2009-01-02T06:06:03Z says:

    Who the hell makes a list on ten and doesn't count down to one?

    • mikebeez
      mikebeez 2009-01-02T09:40:07Z says:

      who the hell actually watched this. i stopped watching when he hit 1.

    • BlackTEE
      BlackTEE 2009-01-02T18:02:08Z says:

      You came when he hit 1

  • smerf
    smerf 2009-01-02T06:27:37Z says:

    So, vegitarianism is healthier, huh?


    How come my vegan aunt is sick all the time and takes a whole load of supplements, you pansy fuck?

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2009-01-02T06:34:56Z says:

      I'd like to give your aunt a protein supplement.

    • possum
      possum 2009-01-02T06:46:07Z says:

      obviously smerf, there are stiil traces of omnivoristic behavior, latent in your Vegan aunt,of course, that require at least a slice or two of Slimy Luncheon Meat as a (shameful) source of Protein...she denies herself her heritage,
      and dies, slowly, from ignoring the the Prime Directive:
      Meat as meat

    • Supraliminal
      Supraliminal 2009-01-02T07:08:53Z says:

      I'm starting to have less and less of an idea of what "meat as meat" actually means...

    • smerf
      smerf 2009-01-02T07:17:42Z says:

      No, 1rish1. You really wouldn't. And possum is correct:

      HUMANS ARE OMNIVORES, YOU FUCKING HIPPIES!!!

    • mikebeez
      mikebeez 2009-01-02T08:18:58Z says:

      ive been vegan for 2 years and im good. maybe your aunts immune system just blows. or maybe its all the supplements, because i have never touched those.

    • Supraliminal
      Supraliminal 2009-01-02T09:12:30Z says:

      I was looking up vegetarianism, and it seems like a very beneficial for a number of reasons. Aside from health benefits, it's good for the environment.

    • Supraliminal
      Supraliminal 2009-01-02T09:13:05Z says:

      Very beneficial dietary alternative*

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2009-01-02T09:30:00Z says:

      Another reason to hate MikeBeez.

    • mikebeez
      mikebeez 2009-01-02T09:32:13Z says:

      oh hi hank how are you tonight.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2009-01-02T09:39:23Z says:

      Do you really care, or are just asking to be polite?

    • mikebeez
      mikebeez 2009-01-02T09:41:15Z says:

      no i care, where do you live again? whats going on there at this hour?

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2009-01-02T09:57:18Z says:

      I live in Japan. It's 7:00 pm here. I just came in to the office to get some addresses for some late New Year's cards, but am getting a little mucho in, because this computer is way faster than what's at the house.

      How about you?

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2009-01-02T11:20:35Z says:

      I don't think he really cared.

    • Apac
      Apac 2009-01-02T12:11:44Z says:

      Not with it being past 9PM here, it doesn't sound like a care thing, since you constantly mention japan, so maybe hes hoping more for pity

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2009-01-02T15:01:16Z says:

      Who are you?

    • BigBadBlackTyrone
      BigBadBlackTyrone 2009-01-02T17:53:50Z says:

      he's Apac, sill..... Tupac's half retarded brother

    • cheekycov
      cheekycov 2009-01-02T18:26:25Z says:

      Only half?

    • mikebeez
      mikebeez 2009-01-02T19:48:53Z says:

      lol sorry hank it was 4 a.m. here when you posted, i just did a little writing and fell asleep. Japan thats cool what do you do there?

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2009-01-02T20:36:25Z says:

      You really don't know shit, yo do?

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2009-01-02T20:37:01Z says:

      You've been here almost a fucking year!!!

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2009-01-02T21:08:39Z says:

      He isn't very quick on the uptake.

    • antispeziesist
      antispeziesist 2009-01-02T22:09:43Z says:

      it not like nonvegans would not take any supplements. And there is no reasong anyone would be unhealthy because hes vegan.

    • possum
      possum 2009-01-03T04:23:19Z says:

      are you making fun of norwegians, cheech?

  • thewarmaster
    thewarmaster 2009-01-02T06:39:31Z says:

    Ok someone get my gun its time to put this emo fag out of his misery.

    • MikoAngelo
      MikoAngelo 2009-01-02T07:08:46Z says:

      I thought they took themselves out and posted it on the internet...

    • 125t
      125t 2009-01-02T09:04:02Z says:

      This gets probably the biggest WTF from any video I've watched here :/

  • JamesTKirk
    JamesTKirk 2009-01-02T07:20:05Z says:

    I like how yak came up with the 'gay' tag yet found it within himself to come up with 'really gay' as well. kudos.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2009-01-02T09:31:24Z says:

      Oh, did you like that?

      Shut it Kirk. Noone cares what you like.

    • dik
      dik 2009-01-02T13:47:23Z says:

      that's not very nice

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2009-01-02T15:02:16Z says:

      It wasn't, was it?

    • yak
      yak 2009-01-02T17:02:22Z says:

      i care what everyone on mucho things ;/

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2009-01-02T17:10:55Z says:

      I see what you did there, clever.

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2009-01-02T17:12:00Z says:

      I hope that doesn't become a regular think on here.

    • JamesTKirk
      JamesTKirk 2009-01-02T17:44:15Z says:

      The thinks I have to put up with here.

    • El_Wanko
      El_Wanko 2009-01-02T19:21:40Z says:

      I fucking hate you guys.

    • cheekycov
      cheekycov 2009-01-02T19:29:10Z says:

      All you lot are self-abusing fucknuts

    • cheekycov
      cheekycov 2009-01-02T19:30:37Z says:

      Especially the Captain. He's so into is self-abusing he's got calluses on his dik

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2009-01-02T20:38:59Z says:

      When Wank says 'hate', he actually means 'would love to dip you in honey and then lick it all off of'....& if you ask me, that is pretty gay.

    • El_Wanko
      El_Wanko 2009-01-02T20:45:21Z says:

      No one's asking you, sheriff shithead.

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2009-01-02T20:52:17Z says:

      Hahahaha!

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2009-01-02T20:57:56Z says:

      Shut up & get back to listening to Robbie Williams.

    • JamesTKirk
      JamesTKirk 2009-01-03T00:34:02Z says:

      Hi Wanko, fuck you.

  • BigDumbHippy
    BigDumbHippy 2009-01-02T07:22:12Z says:

    he probably made this video to win rise against tickets. I'm not a vegetarian.

    • mikebeez
      mikebeez 2009-01-02T08:19:35Z says:

      rise against is so gay, good one

    • cold
      cold 2009-01-02T11:12:58Z says:

      so are tickets. hell yeah.

  • Kojach
    Kojach 2009-01-02T07:25:17Z says:

    in the food chain things that eat meat eat the things that dont

    we should just grind up vegetarians and feed them to starving africans imo

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2009-01-02T17:32:18Z says:

      We should grind up the starving Africans and make the veggies eat them.

  • MisterBanksIII
    MisterBanksIII 2009-01-02T08:00:37Z says:

    Baseball bat. Face.

    • Mako
      Mako 2009-01-02T08:17:19Z says:

      You're up, slugger. Let me step back a bit-I don't want that douchenozzle's blood on me.

    • cold
      cold 2009-01-02T11:13:19Z says:

      you'll get the AIDS :x

  • einehund
    einehund 2009-01-02T08:32:08Z says:

    you are a fuckin spoiled brat from suburbia. no one feels sorry for you. go get a fucking hair cut.

  • TJP
    TJP 2009-01-02T09:01:44Z says:

    This guy scores high on the gaydar.

    • Jones
      Jones 2009-01-02T11:45:03Z says:

      Don't you have to be gay to have one of those?

    • smerf
      smerf 2009-01-02T18:13:10Z says:

      No, you simply have to be around gay people for long enough for it to develop

    • BlackTEE
      BlackTEE 2009-01-02T18:16:08Z says:

      You can always fuck a tranny, it's the slackers way to getting one.

  • Jsexy
    Jsexy 2009-01-02T10:25:30Z says:

    ugh my sister has this guy as a friend on myspace he calls himself "Gay God" lol fucken fagaler, i bet his dad gave him to much of his meat,and as a result, turning him faggish and veggetarian.

    • cold
      cold 2009-01-02T11:14:16Z says:

      tell your sister she's a stupid whore for me, and thanks for swallowing.

    • Jsexy
      Jsexy 2009-01-02T11:21:59Z says:

      only if you tell the your mom the same

  • cdbsr00
    cdbsr00 2009-01-02T11:47:09Z says:

    funny that this vid shows up because i just finished watching the episode of SP where Kyle, Fatass,Stan and Butters try to save baby cows. Kyle sticks to being a vegan and grows pussies all over his body.

    • CongressmanDildo
      CongressmanDildo 2009-01-02T14:29:19Z says:

      I think i missed that one gotta look for it. funny

  • dik
    dik 2009-01-02T13:47:50Z says:

    fags are gay

    • urkelbot
      urkelbot 2009-01-02T14:28:22Z says:

      He probably has a myspace.

    • dik
      dik 2009-01-02T14:37:16Z says:

      oh you can bet your ass this ball-boy has a myspace

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2009-01-02T14:38:41Z says:

      Myspace is gay.

    • Best-comment-winner-is...
      Best-comment-winner-is... 2009-01-02T14:46:43Z says:

      we all knew your ass was

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2009-01-02T14:51:34Z says:

      No, I'm pretty sure you're the only one thinking about my ass at all.

    • Best-comment-winner-is...
      Best-comment-winner-is... 2009-01-02T14:59:54Z says:

      well.....after that pickle jar you sat on broke in your anus....we have all thought about it just a little

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2009-01-02T15:02:48Z says:

      You're a few weeks late on that joke. I'm not suprised though, you seem to be a day late and a dollar short kind of guy.

    • fries-please
      fries-please 2009-01-02T18:15:51Z says:

      dik and 1rish1 need to shut up about Myspace

    • cheekycov
      cheekycov 2009-01-02T18:27:26Z says:

      ^Or else he'll cry and cry

    • BlackTEE
      BlackTEE 2009-01-02T19:00:57Z says:

      ^All have myspace.

    • El_Wanko
      El_Wanko 2009-01-02T19:23:36Z says:

      Spacecore.

  • Best-comment-winner-is...
    Best-comment-winner-is... 2009-01-02T14:41:25Z says:

    fucking squash eating fag

  • postalvag
    postalvag 2009-01-03T00:12:35Z says:

    I just wanna say Ill miss most of you guys. If yellowstone blows up we are fucking dead. say goodbye to the westside

    • xzekiel
      xzekiel 2009-01-03T01:17:37Z says:

      toodle-oo

    • Supraliminal
      Supraliminal 2009-01-03T04:54:12Z says:

      I heard if Yellowstone blows up, everyone will die because of the ensuing cloud smokes and shit.

    • zxcv
      zxcv 2009-01-03T08:31:53Z says:

      I hhheard t-that if yellow stone b-blows up, if it blows up, t-that dinosaurs will come b-back to life... its true.

  • Demetre111
    Demetre111 2009-01-03T03:05:02Z says:

    fag,how can you speak of dating when you sound supremly homo.

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2009-01-03T04:20:41Z says:

      oh dear...

    • possum
      possum 2009-01-03T04:27:00Z says:

      Demented? is your avy a real pic of you?...
      ...please say yes...

  • zxcv
    zxcv 2009-01-03T08:32:38Z says:

    I want to punch him in his face, and then kick him while he crys.

  • fries-please
    fries-please 2009-01-03T10:35:26Z says:

    he's a fucking faggot

  • Kamikaze514
    Kamikaze514 2009-01-03T10:50:37Z says:

    I would only need ONE reason to punch this fucking kid in the face. Ignorant prick.

  • svirza
    svirza 2009-01-03T11:28:48Z says:

    what a bulshit!!! his gay or what???maybe he forgot his banana in his ass

  • theforgotten
    theforgotten 2009-01-03T21:51:16Z says:

    if i see that pouty lip of his one more time i'm gunna nab it between two fingers and cut what i have off with a pair of scissors

  • AssBlaster
    AssBlaster 2009-01-04T04:23:38Z says:

    rofl. a faggot and vegan ideals in the same video? truly sick.

  • Phyre
    Phyre 2009-01-11T21:23:34Z says:

    aawww look, its DIKs boyfriend

Jones
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